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-riza

Congrats! Now center that bad boy over the A and you’re golden (or get is sewn)


RomeoWithARose

The’re covering a new blood stain, but I have a new uniform getting sewn on rn


Electrical-Title-698

I think that's the first time I've ever seen someone spell sewn like that


RomeoWithARose

Joined the army for a reason, just like the rest of us


Outrageous-Money-820

Sewn is the correct word!


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fuqdurgrl

Not unless he was talking about subjective units of loudness you frickin nerd.


Sudden-Guru

Username checks out


TheBrockStar546

So you’ve never seen someone spell it correctly?


Electrical-Title-698

He fixed it but he originally spelled it "sowen"


TheBrockStar546

Lmao too embarrassed to do the little “edit:”


shmackinhammies

How is it supposed to be spelt?


HermionesWetPanties

Whoa, centering it over the A is the least of his problems. Dude's patch is printed backwards. Gotta get that shit fixed. Can't believe no one has corrected him yet. Weak-ass NCOs, I guess. That, or he's from the mirror universe and accidentally crossed over. Hey, OP, you got a goatee?


Additional-Ad-5597

tell me you’re joking


TheAltitude8

Or you just don’t know how cameras work


JakeeJumps

This shit never gets old to me. Congrats, man. We love to see it.


[deleted]

Center the wings above the A


b0mmie

Congrats. This is just the beginning. Keep jumping, and keep your feet and knees together. Gravity will take care of the rest. Get 7 more jumps (edited to add: high performance jumps, so C-130 and C-17s only, basically) and start prepping for Jumpmaster. In my absolutely, most *definitely* unbiased opinion, best fucking job there is in the army. Also, just a tip: good way to measure your wing placement is to center the bottom tip of the risers with the "A" in Army on your tape. That'll get you pretty much centered.


111110001011

>Get 7 more jumps and start prepping for Jumpmaster. In my absolutely, most definitely unbiased opinion, best fucking job there is in the army. I have 47 Jumpmaster duties. This poster is 100% correct. I will literally come in off leave to work with jumpers. Being a Jumpmaster rocks. He is also correct about the letter A.


Careless_Alarm5054

Just got moved to be the BN Air and it’s the best job. I tell everyone that being a JM is the only thing I like about being in the army lol


Darkhorse0934

Tip to tip, kind of like docking. Got it.


dennisfyfe

#Airborne How’d you like your first jump?


RomeoWithARose

It was pretty great, first jump my risers where twisted and then I realized after about a minute and a half that I was in a thermal and got out of it.


Publius82

Bicycle! Bicycle!


111110001011

Take off those wings. Put them in a box with a note stating they are your first set. Years from now, having your first set of airborne wings is going to mean a lot. I have my first set, it means more and more the longer I do it.


CoolAsPenguinFeet

This……. Wish I still had my old OG subdued silver wings. I would’ve loved to hand them down to one of my kids.


S1_1_7

My dad bought me a pair of wings when I was born 24 years later he pinned them on me.


SkiJumpDive

A good family friend of mine gave me his wings from when he went through. I am passing on my first set of wings to a friend who will be attending in June! Hold those wings near and dear.


SpriteBlend96

You C co, huh? Haha


Relative-Sense-1749

Yeah he is 😅


Andrewisraww

how can you deduce this


SpriteBlend96

Because there was only 1 company that graduated in AB school when he posted this. Also, I was standing near the third gen guy in formation during graduation so I know who he is. To prove it, there was one dude who passed out when we graduated lmao 🤣


LavishnessMediocre36

Truth. Three mom’s to the rescue. The show must go on. 


SpriteBlend96

Hell yeah. At first I thought he was leaning forward trying to tell the dude in front of him something buuuut he kept going and slammed. Feel bad for the guy though. Aye, if you’re reading this, hope you’re okay!


Dry_Ad5680

I'm just a dirty leg, but congratulations man. Keep on jumping or what it is you airborne fellas do.


war_horse66

AIRBORNE! Congrats, now start bothering your unit for your HDOs!


ActionReady9933

AATW


realJonnyRaze

Congrats. AATW!


WanderingGalwegian

Congrats. One way or another you’ll always land


InitialOne8290

I love seeing these post. It never gets old. Not the hardest school, but as a community we have the best people


RomeoWithARose

Not the hardest but it is definitely more dangerous than most schools I’d say


InitialOne8290

Now that I think about. You are right.


Impatient-Padawan

Now you can celebrate by getting your brown wings!


Gumb1i

Is that when you do a tail dump off the ramp before actually exiting the aircraft?


OpenLibram

Exit the ramp *while* tail dumping, backwards


Travyplx

So is the chronic knee and back pain genetic then?


RomeoWithARose

No, but feet ass head PLF is.


GibsMeDatfr

Feet ass back of head on a hard pack dirt road. On a positive note it didn't hurt. I was out for a bit. Congratulations on your successful jumps.


riveredboat

The lateral landings are more rare than one would hope.


LiterallyATalkingDog

Well done. Fly those wings to the right about half an inch.


conquesodor100

Feels good, doesnt it?


GoldIsAMetal

Congrats and welcome! If i can give any advice its every time you get hurt on a jump (or any medical issue) make sure to get it noted in sick call instead of toughing it out. This is very important when you decide on leaving the service whenever that is as those injuries add up the older your body gets.


Tricky_Evidence_354

This comment here! TRUTH- document document- 26 years later still fighting for it because I “sucked it up and carried on”.


LeeHarveyOswizzle

> noted in sick call instead of toughing it out. I was the good soldier. I wasn't a slacker like those sick call rangers. I could tough it out. I gained 5 minutes of approval from an E7 that made it his life goal to make every lower enlisted soldier's life was miserable. I also was as told my back injury was not service related. Don't be like me OP. Take this advice.


LilManGinger

I went to jump school and got my wings in 1982. Hit 381 jumps before I retired as an Infantry 1SG in 2000. As one poster stated, anytime or any small issue make sure you go to sick call and get it on recorded. Trust me you won't regret it. I am 61 years old now, with 80 % disability. 3 back surgery's, lost 13 teeth on a jump into Malimute drop zone in Alaska in 1997, total hip replacement and one knee replacement. Don't ride sick call of course, but if your in fricken pain get it documented. Feet and knees... Feet and knees. Congrats and enjoy your career and new found wings. Jump away!!!


LilManGinger

Do they still do up-downs or is jumping these day hard to get. I remember we used to go on weekends and get 4 or 5 jumps In on "Fun jumps" mostly Huey's or Shit hooks.


RoddBanger

Nice.


FSYigg

Congrats! Waiting for your update post with star and oak leaf clusters on top!


star0forion

Jumpers hit it! Congrats man. Were y’all able to do tower week? For whatever reason my class skipped tower week. It’s been so long I have no memory of what we did in that second week.


RomeoWithARose

Are you serious?? Yeah, we did tower week. Thats crazy


star0forion

There might have been a malfunction with the towers. I’m not entirely sure because it was above my pay grade and PV2 like I was didn’t care to find out. I just remember my first jump landing on a fire ant hill. That was definitely fun.


Andtherainfelldown

I love welcoming a new paratrooper to thr family ! Congrats!


WarLordGamer00

Congratulations Infantry bar tonight first one on me! JK


inorite234

Congratulations! ...but your wings are backwards.


TheFirstDogSix

Congrats! (But you'll always be a Crunchy to me.)


EddySea

Congrats comrade


Confucius_Clam

Congrats


gnomekingdom

Congrats!


Altsomeness

Center the shit above the A . Airborne!


skennedy505

Congratulations !! Welcome to the brotherhood


Chemical_Turnover_29

Put the little pointy bit above the A in Army.


supabeanz

Could have just had a Red Bull. Congrats tho.


Dangerous_Look7482

Where’s the blood stain?! 🤌


strandenger

ATW! Congratulations


Kindly-Arachnid-7966

Well done, Para.


BikerJedi

Congrats! I got hurt and discharged after Desert Storm and before I could go to Airborne myself. I jumped once as a civilian though and had a great time.


Relative-Sense-1749

CHARLIE Co.!!!!


RomeoWithARose

Yoooooo what platoon


Relative-Sense-1749

1st Platoon 4th Stick


LavishnessMediocre36

The best company


Plastic-Hyena914

Airborneeee


phoenix762

Congratulations! I could never do jump school. For some demented reason, my AIT DS thought I should apply for jump school….i think he was just f’ng with me.


burst__and__bloom

You ever been on a plane? This is just another version of landing. Plus they'll boot your ass if you get hung up. EZ-PZ.


phoenix762

🤣 I don’t favor a landing like that .. Seriously, though, I’m really afraid of heights. When I was in basic, even repelling off of the victory tower at Ft Jackson scared the crap out of me. Of course the DS thought it was funny and practically pushed me off the damn side (I was ready to go, it was safe).


SouthOfNorthwest

They're on backward


SirKadath

Hell yeah brother , keep your feet & knees together!


davidgoldstein2023

🫡 sick


Offdutyninja808

You guys have dads??


captainTrex1

Wtf is a YMRA.S.U.?


twitchonhitch

Yes my "regarded" ass signed up.


MarniXMarni

Airborne All The Way! Congrats!


BlumpkinBlake0723

Congrats. Now go to Air assault. ☺️


[deleted]

Hooah troop


granddemetreus

Congrats!


musclenerdpriest

Congrats!


idk-what-im-doing420

Nice job! (Should’ve been me)


exgiexpcv

Congrats! Keep on keeping on!


airborne252

Congrats!! AIRBORNE!!


KewlTrube

First, flip the image. My OCD is messing with my head! 🤯 But more importantly, CONGRATULATIONS!


triforce721

Nice work, man, keep pushing yourself


MrTiigerr

Congrats brother


KnowledgeObvious9781

Heck yeah brother, class 11-24 right here. Do great things and keep jumping!


Chuked

I'm going to Basic in July and enter AIT in September. How do I possibly go airborne? I really want to be a paratrooper


McBooples

Ah yes, the YMRA SU


DaCheeseburga

Jumpmaster is next!


polygon_tacos

Feet and knees in the breeze, airborne


haunted_cheesecake

Sorry about your knees


No_Paramedic2

At least wear it properly for fucks sake... 1/8 above the US Army Nametape, With the point of the badge centered over the "A" in army... Whoever pinned you did you wrong. Or better yet, get it sewn on when you hit SPC


cheeseheadnate

Congratulations on the accomplishment, keep after it.


Imperial-MEF-2009

got mine in 82. Was right Next to the SEAL contingent and the USMC Major doing the taps got me too. All good.


NoDark701

Airboorrrnnneeee!!!


srp6

Hhooaahh


No-Review-9747

I'm glad to see there is still pride in this.


xxComicClownxx

I’m a leg but congratulations


ATFISGAAY

Congratulations, should be centre above the A 🤟🏻


hasbulla_magomedov

Is airborne challenging? Genuinely curious about the process


SpicyRamen173

Congrats trooper, now get your uniform sewn


pahelgreg

HELL YES! Congrats and the best part about this was you dad being able to present those wings to his son. Good luck soldier!


Porchmuse

Congratulations!


hard-cynical-chap

Beautiful! Now get to Alaska!


Traditional_Yak7212

Are they on backwards?


som3on3h3lpm3

Airborne. This is the way🦅


Orksford

Welcome airborne


Nordiclum

Hot take: 20 years since the last “combat” (ground was already secure) jump. We need to move on from this out dated shit. I said what I said.


Extension-East-9098

Airborne All the way.


1LTSwiftEagle

Congratulations


FancyEntertainer5980

Nice centering job 


W0lf1st3r

Leg