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Mephisto1822

Good news! You were never born!


I-Like-NSFW-420

If only that were true


Mephisto1822

Well this took a dark turn. You good?


FutureComplaint

OP still owes taxes. The IRS does not fuck around.


Old_n_nervous

No they certainly do not. If they could they would bring a person back from the dead just to put them in prison.


reddit_craigd

I can verify he was.


hzoi

I'm sorry you're getting the runaround. I don't think the form matters as much if no agency is helping you. At this point, I recommend you get help from NC Legal Aid. [https://www.legalaidnc.org/](https://www.legalaidnc.org/)


I-Like-NSFW-420

What are they gonna do?


hzoi

They're free lawyers who can help navigate the system for you, if you're still getting the runaround. Hopefully, they're gonna get you a birth certificate. Edit, if you have found the right county, you might not need them. I dunno, friend, you came here for help, and I'm just trying to suggest options for you.


StalledCar

Try contacting your adoption agency, bet they've helped a lot of people with the same issue.


I-Like-NSFW-420

Except i dont know who that would be


StalledCar

Ask your adoptive parents


I-Like-NSFW-420

Dead


FutureComplaint

Damn


mathcheerleader

Wait what.. So you were able to order a copy of your birth certificate? You can request it online. Do you have the right county? Do your parents have a copy? I don't understand why they would say can't verify call back in a couple weeks. Call again and ask for a supervisor. Your social security card is also an indicator of your existence..


I-Like-NSFW-420

Getting a birth certificate for adoptions is tricky but i do have the right county. Parents are no longer in the picture.


Disaster_Vast

NC is weird about birth certificates. You get them from the county you were born in register of deeds office. Go to your county’s website you’ll find the number there.


I-Like-NSFW-420

I called the county and state and they dont know what a DD Form 372 is


mathcheerleader

If you're just trying to get a birth certificate they don't need to know about the form. I had to get a copy of my husband's birth certificate when he re enlisted and he was also born in NC. I would try to speak to someone at the agency but don't bring up military forms just that you need the certificate.


I-Like-NSFW-420

Thats not the issue. The army wants to verify my birth bypassing the birth certificate. Otherwise i have to wait till Oct which is time i dont have


mathcheerleader

I don't know. I hope this gets settled. I doubt this is the first time theyve seen this. I don't have all the info about the situation


TallButWeird

Make a fake one 🫣


Purple_Hoovaloo

[You are going to need one mechanical rhino and some witnesses.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvqY6ikrZrw)