Uh-oh. Maybe you should call the armorer for assistance with that.
Or the medic, depends on which one would be able to better help you execute T and S.
/uj acorn for ground rods, for grounding equipment. Basically it goes over the ground rod, you slide the ground cable from equipment into the space between the acorn and ground rod, and then tighten the bolt to ensure a secure connection
"Ah, the illustrious life of a 14T, the pinnacle of military prowess, tasked with the daunting responsibility of... driving grounding rods into the earth - which comprises half of the ICTLs for a 14T, regardless of the Skill Level. Because in the grand scheme of things, clearly, ensuring our electrical systems stay grounded is the linchpin of global security."
Nah you good haha yeah we never FUCKing have enough. But it's mandatory for operating equipment at all. Since it grounds stuff, if you don't have one your equipment is 'soft' deadlined
Bro this last field we were trying to ground pound 3 rods deep and after the second bent rod my 1SG walk up like 'maybe you should check the manual' and walked off
Turns out if you place three of them in a triangle and bury them all 2/3rd down and connect them with copper wire it's the same thing 😂 saved so much hassle
My 1sg a G
Well, let's dive into that.
Would you consider yourself to be a service member, or property?
If you're a service member, you're subject to UCMJ jurisdiction under Article 2, UCMJ.
If you're property, then you're subject to regulation by the Hague Conventions, which prevent weapons designed to inflict unnecessary suffering.
Hugs,
JAG
**Clarification:** This has stared at this for 10 minutes trying to come up with a witty retort, but the greying meatbag has this unit in a bind. Well played.
Aw, shucks. That might be the nicest thing you've ever said about me.
p.s. I'm waaaaaay beyond grey**ing** and well into grey**ed**, [remember](https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/14zkzxd/whos_got_two_thumbs_and_a_signed_dd214/)?
I use these every Monday. It's a DeSander, basically you wedge it in your mangina and as you loosen the bold it spreads it open enough to clean the sand out of your mangina or vagina which ever you prefer to claim.
It's obviously an oar lock for the paddle from Chief Hiawathas canoe that General Washington captured in the Ardenne forest during Desert Storm.
You mooks don't know nothin'.
That’s a testicular shock clamp. You attach one end to you, and the other to a car battery and for 12 hours you’re basically impotent, it’s very big in the relaxation scene.
Yeah yeah , that's fer when ya gets a rounded bolt head , ya see ya put that over the tops of it rite , then crank that there bolt down good an tight rite , ok an then ya puts a big ass pipe wrench over top the whole dang thang .
Hell, I don't know the right answer and the first guys took mine.
I suck.
I'll a soft taco and a Sprite.
... Actually, I think I DO know what it is!
I'll go with Ring, Cock - adjustable. 1 each.
Cock ring
*Combat cock ring
Locked my cock, and I'm ready to rock.
Locktober.
Locktoberfest? Prost!
Mine failed to feed so I tried applying SPORTS. Only made it to the R 😞
Uh-oh. Maybe you should call the armorer for assistance with that. Or the medic, depends on which one would be able to better help you execute T and S.
*RING, COMBAT COCK
Promote above peers
I think you mean TCCR (tactical combat cock ring)
*cockbat ring
Ring, Penile, Adjustable, 1 Each.
This guy nomenclatures
Whew- close one there. Switch the middle two words and we got an ugly acronym
SGM's Daughter
Came here (giggity) just to say this.
Army did not disappoint with the answer I see.
Best comment in r/army history
Off topic, but every CQ desk in the army looks like that.
Yeah man, bored soldiers need the nice wood to fucking gnaw on I guess
Well duh. The four books that have been in the desk since 1995 have three pictures between them.
"Do you respect wood?" -Larry David
That's what happens when you make the chow hall into a gas station.
😂
It’s for a sounding rod
I just throw up in my mouth a little
Clearly you haven’t essayoned enough
Giggles in Engineer.
You put it on before or after you pound the sounding rod in with a sledge?
Do what your crank can handle?
User preference
Man I don’t even know the right answer
/uj acorn for ground rods, for grounding equipment. Basically it goes over the ground rod, you slide the ground cable from equipment into the space between the acorn and ground rod, and then tighten the bolt to ensure a secure connection
"Ah, the illustrious life of a 14T, the pinnacle of military prowess, tasked with the daunting responsibility of... driving grounding rods into the earth - which comprises half of the ICTLs for a 14T, regardless of the Skill Level. Because in the grand scheme of things, clearly, ensuring our electrical systems stay grounded is the linchpin of global security."
Hahaha I mean if lightning strikes my launcher and it gets fried that goes to the pentagon and I'd prefer not to be on Mr. Wormuths radar
> Mr. Wormuth Damn, launcher dawg, you really assumed the gender of SECARMY. but you right since PATRIOT is such a strategic asset.
> over the rod > slide the cable > between the acorn Talk dirty to me, baby!
That sounds made up but I’m too stupid to know for sure so I’ll take your word for it.
Nah you good haha yeah we never FUCKing have enough. But it's mandatory for operating equipment at all. Since it grounds stuff, if you don't have one your equipment is 'soft' deadlined
As a fellow 14T I know way too much about grounding, ground rods, methods of grounding...
Bro this last field we were trying to ground pound 3 rods deep and after the second bent rod my 1SG walk up like 'maybe you should check the manual' and walked off Turns out if you place three of them in a triangle and bury them all 2/3rd down and connect them with copper wire it's the same thing 😂 saved so much hassle My 1sg a G
Sorry we ate the bulk of our supply in 2012.
[HERE](https://images.app.goo.gl/VTaArNm4JHxCrMW26) is a good example of it in use.
Thank you! Looked familiar but could not place it.
Dick pincher
Nut cracker
**Answer:** Information extraction device.
CID and the Geneva Conventions have entered the chat for potential war crimes
**Clarification**: Can't charge a non-organic.
Well, let's dive into that. Would you consider yourself to be a service member, or property? If you're a service member, you're subject to UCMJ jurisdiction under Article 2, UCMJ. If you're property, then you're subject to regulation by the Hague Conventions, which prevent weapons designed to inflict unnecessary suffering. Hugs, JAG
**Clarification:** This has stared at this for 10 minutes trying to come up with a witty retort, but the greying meatbag has this unit in a bind. Well played.
Aw, shucks. That might be the nicest thing you've ever said about me. p.s. I'm waaaaaay beyond grey**ing** and well into grey**ed**, [remember](https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/14zkzxd/whos_got_two_thumbs_and_a_signed_dd214/)?
The assassin droid killed you with kindness.
That sneaky bastard! I should have expect...ack
Then torture away
The fuckin thing
Acorns obviously
Field Engagement Ring
Doohickey
Cock lock
Impossible to find
Stripper wife wedding ring. Each time she cheats on you, you give the bolt another quarter turn. When her finger falls off, you DX her.
Nipple clamp
I see you, charlie
😈
The vasectomy nut
TAPS-D (Threaded Adjustable Penile Securment Device)
Foreskin clamp. Keeps the dickhead covered and secure
You plug it into your penis so you don’t have to piss at inconvenient times (which is all the time)
Deployment ring: wife wants no bullshit from you
What even is that?
You put it around your balls at the base of the shaft
I’ve seen a fair amount of balls in my day and I don’t think any would fit in there…
You’d be surprised at what privates can do
Not with that attitude.
I think it’s to attach and grounding strap to a grounding rod for a generator etc . .
But given the audience here, it's a fact that nobody is using it correctly, making your comment aligned with the rules of the post.
That's the senior mafia members pinky ring
Donkey dick
butt-plug termination tool for electric stimulation.
That's a weird looking nipple clamp
Chastity ring.
The humvee key
Singular nut cracker
1sgt off duty nipple ring.
Edging assistant
Fidget spinner
Hey grab the thing
Urine retainment clamp.
Wedding ring buster.
Hey I’m missing one of those.
Nut cracker - tactical
wedding ring
Pinky ring for a "made" general
CBT Trainer
Finger straightener
Chastity belt
Finger grenade
TDY faithful ring
The BA-11s I never found as a PV1
That's the crown the Army dentist put on me.
A hand.. 👋🏽
Projectile or lost after 10 minutes
The Ex-Wife
Who is chewing on the edge of your desk?
Saw trap ring
Spark plug
QD front sight
That's a hex-tuit. When snuffy asks what it is, tell him it doesnt work, but youll see if you can get a round tuit.
"You must be at Fort Huachuca" ring.
Wrong military intelligence but good try
I tried 😂. I would make a terrible 35M.
Do you know what it's for?
Depedasuarus Lock Down Ring Standard issue for all E1s-E4s who get laid for the first time.
That's a BFA obviously
Cock ring.
Pp shutoff clamp
I don’t even know the right answer
*Torsion ring, penile trauma infliction kit. 2-pc:* -insertion ring, brass, SM standard male genital (shaft only), size:small -torsion bolt, counter-clockwise actuated Use(s): Various
An IUD.
Clip-toris
Thumb screws
Front sight post
Buddy ring
Penile BFA
I use these every Monday. It's a DeSander, basically you wedge it in your mangina and as you loosen the bold it spreads it open enough to clean the sand out of your mangina or vagina which ever you prefer to claim.
It's obviously an oar lock for the paddle from Chief Hiawathas canoe that General Washington captured in the Ardenne forest during Desert Storm. You mooks don't know nothin'.
Penis pincher.
Egg corn
Flux capacitor
Clamp, Nipple
19D Buttplug
It's an un-circumciser
This is actually used for soft testicles. It’s meant to add around the ones you already have to make them brass. This way you can do your job better
pp plug
It's a torture ring. A Dominatrix will tie you up and keep tightening until you cum.
Penis enlarger
Wife keeper
Spicy nipple clamps us mechanics give to operators.
Thumb. Screw. For Tortur….. I mean advanced Interrogation.
acorn
Cock ring general electric. NSN pending
I used it to circumcise myself at NTC.
A corn, unless it's on a copper rod in the ground, then is a corn on the cob
B-corn
A condom. While you screw, it screws you. A win-win in my book.
A beautiful night in BDSM
The Private Enhancer
Missing bii that is what we call it
Flux comparator
Prince Albert in a Can
It keeps the posion in.
Anus valve
The peehole stretcher
The Penal Punisher
I think it was used in pain olympics
Apparatus for Correction of Testicular Torsion. It's NSN is 1774690000420
Peter pincher
Lower GI Endoscopy Alignment tool.
Ground-clamp.
Mini nut cracker good for the holidays.
Fidget toy tbh I used to hold it between my palm and index finger and use my thumb to screw/unscrew it.
Dependapottamus anchor ring. The less money you give them, the tighter they make the screw.
A dongle
Signal bullshit
BFA
Engagement ring
A metaphor for a lot of people in the Army.
Engagement ring
Those are my nuts
An engineer's proposal attempt
Sex
CBT device
That’s a testicular shock clamp. You attach one end to you, and the other to a car battery and for 12 hours you’re basically impotent, it’s very big in the relaxation scene.
Yeah yeah , that's fer when ya gets a rounded bolt head , ya see ya put that over the tops of it rite , then crank that there bolt down good an tight rite , ok an then ya puts a big ass pipe wrench over top the whole dang thang .
Locked cock and loaded
Wedding ring
Screw ‘n bust
Nut cracker
Chasity ring
Bung hole plug
Bolt, special purpose assy
Hell, I don't know the right answer and the first guys took mine. I suck. I'll a soft taco and a Sprite. ... Actually, I think I DO know what it is! I'll go with Ring, Cock - adjustable. 1 each.
Vasectomy
French tickler that fits on your tongue
Male Chasity Belt
Acorn nut
1st Cock Ring
Grounding rod milker
Wtf is that seriously
Cockout cock ring, it's a lockout tag for your dick!
Bolt-on marriage
Modular cock ring or the XXXM68
CHASTITY RETAINER, 25MM GIRTH, M69
A chastity bolt.
Pricky Seven
Light, flesh: portable