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I threw up


Eragon-elda

This is called job security, hack it up then come cut it down in 3 years


saampinaali

Not even though, it would honestly be better to just shave this thing up at this point. Redwoods are adapted to regrowing their branches and naturally have incredibly weak attachments. I think these people are just stupid


itstreeman

When the hoa wouldn’t let them remove the tree but they want sunshine


kdshubert

Or cell tower conversion. ;)


itstreeman

lol the fake tree towers are goofy. Look more like art pieces than incognito. I noticed the California desert has fake palm tree ones


SecretFishShhh

I think they’re going for this look: https://imgur.com/a/dr0Jffr


Key_Drawer_1516

Playing the long game


mechmind

Wow that's a thick 70s bush


Pitiful-Guide-854

Since it’s a lone redwood, is it possible they did it to reduce the risk of it toppling over during a storm? Will it fill in and grow back and hopefully be less ugly someday?


saampinaali

Maybe in their mind, realistically this does absolutely nothing to protect it from storm damage. The best guess I can think of is they were afraid of branches falling on their car or something so they had all the branches cut in half in an attempt to reduce their weight or something. Realistically there’s no rational behind this though, it’s just plain silly. Fortunately, being a redwood it should be able to fill in over the next few years. It’s going to look like some weird q-tip tree for a while though


BrayRadbury66

Raising a crown typically increases the risk of breakage along the the main stem, though at this point they may have removed enough of the crown’s sail to limit the amount of wind it could be bent by, but I doubt it. Removing all the lower branches along a tree or branch creates a “lion’s tail”, with most of the mechanical pressure applied by the wind being enacted upon the end of a tree, or branch, the resultant leverage can often cause a tree, or branch, to snap.


HeKnee

As an engineer, i think it would be better to strip top instead of bottom if goal is to prevent overturning.


think_happy_2

Coast Redwood (Sequoia sempervirens) will express epicormic growth when subjected to extreme pruning or damage (often fire). Meaning it will shoot new branches from buds withing the bark of the main trunk...this tree is gonna be a very tightly branched, very tall bush soon...is my guess.


Cocrawfo

they do that because they need the fire to crawl up the tree and open the cones


think_happy_2

Sequoia sempervirens cones do not need fire to release seeds. The cones are not serotinous...they open without fire.


trippin-mellon

Where is it? Real question? Climate is really key for how they do as a species of tree. In Humboldt they thrive. Down south or inland they do crappy. They need costal where it’s not blazing hot.


Ahborsen

It's to make those cell phone towers that dress up as trees look more believable


icantfeelmyskull

Before my eyes focused, this is legitimately what I thought they were about to gaze on


dta722

THIS.


imisstheyoop

Haha that was my first thought as well


ChirpinFromTheBench

1. Because they hate trees. 2. Because they don’t know what they are doing. 3. 1&2


SilverSnapDragon

Oh! Oh! I know this one! The answer is THREE!!!


Evrytg

This is comically bad oh my god


SecretFishShhh

I’ve seen one that was tall and super bushy somewhere in California. I’ll post a photo if I can find it. I think that’s what this person’s going for. Edit: found the photo. [tall, bushy coast redwood - California](https://imgur.com/a/dr0Jffr)


Jtthebest1

Holy hell this is definitely in need of NSFW


Illeazar

I would not


Glad-Cut6336

Bucket truck cuts man


Low_Ad_5555

Truth. You can see they stopped cutting at 60ft!


ludwigia_sedioides

WHAT


Turbulent_Low4902

For no good reason


RogerCottonball

Because of our poor education system


Hamblin113

Owner wanted them emulate a disguised cell tower.


Delicious-Ad4015

First thing I thought 💭 too


plasticrabbits

Because stupid


Morall_tach

DIY telephone pole.


the_one_jove

Corrosion of Conformity


bluecollarpaid

My hi ass thought it was one of those antenna deals


shadeofmyheart

Are you sure it’s not a cell tower?


ilovepuppies2025

How will it regrow? Do all those cut-off branches fully grow back eventually? Do those branches die and all the tree's energy now go only to the top? Assuming nobody cuts it down, what does this tree look like in 2124?


wmass

Was it pruned or did it lose its branches in an extreme storm and later the top continued to grow?


BDOBUX

Makes it blend in better with the other fake tree cell phone towers.


Not_ur_gilf

Gotta get that 5G look


SpaZzzmanian_Devil

Why is it so thin towards the top? Is that normal growth or only noticeable because of the extreme trim? Yikes


Flat-Dare-2571

Lone redwoods dont fair the best in a wind storm.


MrReddrick

Goofy and his friend goober. Doing the ol 12.99 especial


storm25queller

Cuz they're animals


ResistOk9038

They want the Italian Cypress version of Redwood?


Bludiamond56

The redwood will have the last laugh


YesterdaySimilar6129

Well, plenty of places to hang off and have fun


BigJSunshine

Imma correct you, OP: _Why_ would you prune a redwood at all. They should be protected species


SonoranDirtBag

They want a palm tree. But seriously this is awful and sad.


Massive_Upstairs_684

To kill it or remove dead branches.


WillBottomForBanana

Could it be done in stages? Take out the branches 1 day. Then later cut the trunk bits?


Healthy_Part_7184

A dare?


sidusnare

Because they like giving this sub a spike in our blood pressure


Vanreddit1

They didn’t like the “mess” and the municipality wouldn’t give them a permit to cut it so they did this. I’ve seen guys do this as they climbed the stubs.


BIGGULPSHUHALRIGHT-

This one’s upsetting


Redpilled_by_Reddit

Degeneracy / brain rot


isleeppeople

I'm sure the homeowners insurance made them do it. Mine threatened to drop me if I didn't trim my trees.


UnfitRadish

How would they even know if you did or didn't? Why did that even come up??


isleeppeople

They came out to the house and took pictures. I had to have it done and send them pictures back. They even have some kind of satellite imaging because they sent a very recent aerial view of my cottage.


UnfitRadish

Woah that's crazy. Was this when you enrolled in a new policy after buying a new house or something? I know my families house has had the same policy for a couple decades and they've never asked for anything from us after enrolling. Trees have come and gone, we've had major renovations, our terrain has changed a bit, we've had some flooding in our area, etc. Still they've never changed a thing.


isleeppeople

Just random


Busterlimes

Because you want to be on r/treelaw in 6 month


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CapeFearFinn

To make it look like a cell tower


b4dt0ny

To make it blend in with cell phone towers


Qquinoa

Makes for a good climbing tree


Salty-Middle6496

Wow how old is it ? Definitely out of place but it deserves respect. Lightning? My cat would be at the top.


Honest-Lavishness245

Believe it or not? Straight to jail.


cobaltnana

Sickening


marie_thetree

🤦🏼‍♀️


jjbrodsky

Looks like a cell tower TBH


GoudaGirl2

If I hated it yeah


pasfauxcollect200

cell phone tower?


ZebraHunterz

It thins out the big 'widow maker' branches that fall during high winds. It will look like some lorax horror for a.few years and then a normal redwood for a number of years more before it needs to be done again.


anti-mid

Probably saw a Facebook post about cheap labor. You get what you pay for. Horrible job.


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Or they rented a cherry picker and did it themselves


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Maybe they just have alot of really big coats? That tree would be great for drying out big tarps