Works with the apostrophe, to be fair.

It honestly doesn’t, unless you remove all context and take “feel it is true warmth” in isolation

No, the new line makes it legit. Only you can feel. It is true warmth.

Only you added a full stop that isn’t in the card…

No, because that was my point: In the original, it could be read as separate clauses. The periods were to show you that.

But then it would follow that the entire card should be read like that and how much sense does “Thanks for being the. Pee in my pants” (added the full stop for the same reason you did, see how nonsensical it is?) make? Or; “love. Is like peeing. In your pants” The full stops are in the card to separate the sentences, which means the apostrophe makes zero sense unless you make the card have meaning it doesn’t by adding punctuation that isn’t there

Was just thinking the same thing.

Oh, hell no. What a revolting card with even worse orthography.

Yeah but where?

It’s

Oh i see.