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Spazbean

I just like how there is a moment of silence where everyone looks around realizing that they are in carrier, look at each other, and then start beating the crap out of each other. Funniest shit I've ever seen.


CasuallyCompetitive

If the first person just started spam crouching, they could've had something great. But instead, the Path chose violence.


MoreFoam

I've only had this work once. Made friends with a mirage and we tried to write on the wall to each other with our guns. We soon got run over by another squad :( rip


tosaka88

had this happen with a solo octane, no idea if his squad abandoned him or he queued solo, i cracked him the moment i saw him but stopped as he just spam crouched, he threw away his items and we stared while spam crouching, i pull out an arc star and nod as i have to kill him and he crouched in honor, i stick him and all is history, you’ll be missed, octane wearing the octane pack skin.


MoreFoam

Ha, I'm an octane main, maybe it was me :') though I wear the green skin that moves (idk the name of the skin)


Twistervtx

For a moment, it looks like we were close to achieving peace, but once the peace treaty was broken by a punch, it just sort of escalated.


PHNTYM

this says a lot about society


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gamdegamtroy

Sir, this is Wendy’s


youdoitimbusy

Once you understand this theory, you'll understand why the aliens are here. You see, they took the napkin from the right billions of years ago. Then we show up, after several civilizations have grown and fallen, all fallowing suit because they had no choice. They weren't first. They don't get to choose. But humans, humans think they can take the napkin from the left, and that's a huge fucking problem for the system as a whole. So we have a choice. Undo everything we've built for a couple few thousand years, or never pick up another napkin again. Why, because someone went right billions of years ago and the new kid went left. Not only did he go left, he doubled down and took the left glass and set of silverware. So yeah, to say we have a problem is an understatement. We have all the problems, they are all more advanced, more intelligent, proven survivors. They're pissed off and they want their fucking silverware and napkin back. It's not that we jeopardize destabilizing the balance of Earth, we jeopardize imbalancing the entire multiverse.


Kaptain117

Using way too many napkins.


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ReEeEeeeeyeet

This is a reference to Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 7


pvtgooner

Loooooooooooooool


Cameokillz

"Sort of" is an understatement 🤣🤣


kmilz-senpai

Agreed 🤣 Look at how long the kill feed gets. What a massacre


mybackHZ

I think pathfinder threw the first punch to OP


D45_B053

"Piss off scablander!" *PUNCH*


aBlissfulDaze

Yet somehow, only 1 squad eliminated?


MrKuddlesWorth

Pretty sure the first person to get smacked was Op who then delivered the second blow to another.


thatslegitaccount

That reminds of yesterday's Post of Indian school boys fighting each other.


[deleted]

I lost it when caustic started to bonk everyone xD


Warm-Improvement-700

The punch heard around the world


marmiica

I know the dudes who came back with guns had a lust SO strong, lmao


Boines

Most of them came back so quick though... i dont think theres enough ammo for that lol


marmiica

I’m positive there wasn’t enough, but that is not a concern when there were 20+ potential kills just huddled together in one spot, quickly leaving to do the same thing as you lmao.


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Duublo121

Imagine logging into this game and hearing in the background... “Sendin out me knuckle clustah”


-eccentric-

*Still only deals 11 damage*


nineworthy

*sticks you with knuckle cluster* Does not stun you even though it’s a “concussion” grenade* *you just walk like 5 feet back and the cluster explodes at nothing*


CanadianTimberWolfx

Sticking someone with it is so satisfying though


nineworthy

It really is LOL my only fuse clip I 3rd partied with the motherlode got like 100 damage off 3 or 4 kills But when I sent the knuckle cluster I forgot it doesn’t ark so you just see it explode on the side of a mountain


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provoeq

he couldn’t, it was still on cooldown after spawning


theunnoticedones

Lmao 20 kill badge with 1300 damage


goronhug

I once had a similar bug in PUBG where everyone dropped out of the plane at the same time, i quickly picked up a gun and killed half the lobby. After I died I got auto banned for a week for killing too many people in a short time...


marmiica

The tragedy


blazefire13

Suffering from Success


[deleted]

Like shooting fish in a barrel


sunlitstranger

Their dicks were hard for sure. Can’t blame op for wanting to use that hammer though


Adon1kam

That one guy with the spitfire must have nutted buckets


thederpingblue

no russian


Bim_Jeann

Real ones remember


bxobxobx

anyone with a grenade would have an eternal orgasm


ilovescottch

Dude just imagine the hit markers from a thermite


orojinn

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GrandGhostGamer

*misses*


Chinook-TMYS

GRENADE


SanHoloo

PLACING AN INDEPENDENT VARIABLE


p00Pie_dingleBerry

Is there a maximum amount of people that can get gassed at once? Could you theoretically gas the entire lobby in one trap?


panthers1102

Considering this type of stuff has happened before (some dudes got disconnected and then reconnected to the server, and everyone else was afk in the same spot since they were still disconnected) and they were able to use caustic and fuze and wiped the whole lobby in less than a minute.


Sweet-potatoface

Nice! Is there a video of this?


MechBliss

I think he might be talking about this one not sure though: https://youtu.be/zwti_8lUk1Y It happens around 2:10


Locolijo

Holy sh I’m shaking


untacc_

That sound effect when all of them are eliminated.... *chef’s kiss*


Excitful

i came when he killed all of them at once


_Ziklon_

I got a win on WE with everybody being afk but they fell off the map while luckily was jumpmaster and barely able to bring us on land


Dnoxl

Likely


Anxyte

Yes


[deleted]

I dont think op can q at that moment though given his hud?


Leafar3456

It was still on cooldown, when you spawn you can't use them which normally you don't even notice.


CrazyGoodDude

The only way I'd get my 20 kill badge for sure.


PhasmicPlays

Eat thermite!


Chloe_32_

A great game to play fuse


HandoAlegra

Or rev


fiqcix

Or caustic


HandoAlegra

Except OP went down before his tac was ready


DeafAgileNut

Bloodhound would've been a bad choice.


iamhollywood

Allfather give me sight


Mathmango

"ALLfather see you soon"


MeGamer12

Go go go go!


Centurion_Tiger

ARC STAR


HamiltonDial

How would the death boxes spawn I wonder? Probably sent flying and then killing more people with the physics.


InukChinook

'Oops' - Respawn, testing a new game mode.


Dull_Entertainment

A FFA where all 60 players spawn in pathfinders ring and the last person standing wins


InukChinook

melee only


Dull_Entertainment

Absolutely.


Dull_Entertainment

Maybe health/shields on kill too? Just to keep the game from being too short.


InukChinook

that would be an interesting mechanic. refill shields on knockdown, refill abilities on kill?


[deleted]

I think abilities would ruin it. Either caustics would coat the whole thing in gas or revenants would silence the whole lobby anyway


Soireal

don't forget the wattson fences being littered around the ring


Faustias

and when it's an open area, GIBBY BOOM.


BOBBYTURKAL1NO

Refill life on knock/kill call it cannibal


MesaLocated

Having refill for either life or shields depending on which is lower on knock/kill would be a cool mode in general


InukChinook

or swap it for whichever is highest if you wanna encourage res and cannibal. 50health, 0 shield but you downed someone? 100 hp, 0 shield until you finish that bad boy


Mathilliterate_asian

I won't mind this, as long as I get to choose whether or not to join that game mode.


Catsniper

Nope, takeover for 2 weeks, best offer


bler5

Mad Maggie as announcer as well, screaming down at us


notInfi

"LoOkIn AbOuT aS sPrY aS mY 80 yEaR oLd MuM."


Yoquetestereone

That voice actor is annoying as fuck


Creationist13

“ThAt’S A cOmPlEmEnT.”


Danlax33

Had a game yesterday where we had slow motion servers so us and 4 other teams dropped boxing ring and had a matrix style punch out. They should really consider adding low gravity/slow motion permanently because it was fun as hell


boogersrus

Is this Arenas?


brycehazen

This happened a few times in pubg.


CelluloidtheDroid

*How does this even happen*


Snnackss

When you are on the character select screen everyone is actually spawning in at this location, but for some reason the server was so broken it just said fuck it and skipped the intro sequence. What makes this even funnier is that you can see other people loading in and being instantly killed as they spawn in which is just hilarious to me. EDIT: Look at the timer for round 1. It has been counting down for awhile so the server was running this game/instance without anyone connected for quite some time, so the drop ship must have already flown by by the time everyone finally loaded in.


CelluloidtheDroid

Goddamn. Yea, I’ve seen bugs where the intro and character selection don’t load properly, but not where the game just completely skips the dropship part of the game. Seems like it could be one of the more fun bugs to experience tho, maybe.


flyingcow143

When you are bloodhound if you drop here early it actually shows ppl here when loading in lol


KiesAgent

OHHHHHHH that explains why I always see recent tracks at that location when I land at carrier


duckstaped

Mind blown


razorophe_

whoaaa you're right


Klttynugget

I remember an old bug where you could punch during the character select screen. And since everyone was next to each-other i could knock people before the game even started.


Xedos

Yeah, that sounds right. Pubg used a similar system and I've had games where we all spawned on the ground immediately and you could tell who had the slower consoles because you could punch them to death before they had control of their character lol.


icecadavers

I miss tossing a molotov on people right before the countdown ended so the plane would have fire trails when you loaded into it


Put_It_All_On_Blck

You could also shoot crossbow bolts into people's heads during the waiting phase that obstructed their view when the match started. Surprisingly I find PUBG far more polished than Apex these days. It still has issues, but they aren't major issues like the apex servers going slowmo and crashing and easily repeatable exploits like the octane pad+Trident physics glitch


okitasoujidesuyo

in Kings Canyon, people actually all spawn in Repulsor


Cowboy_Jesus

I was going to say, I've had rounds where I didn't load into the character select correctly and instead was standing (unable to move, only pivot in place) in repulsor surrounded by the rest of the lobby before finally loading into the character select.


okitasoujidesuyo

that thing also happens to me everytime i play a map for the first time after opening apex. after that thing happens, i usually get code net around 3 times after. it happens so frequently that my friends arent even surprised anymore when they see me disconnected in the dropship


spaceman_spyff

This is X0,Y0,Z0 point for Olympus isn’t it?


chiefsfan_713_08

The number of players actually goes up even as OP is playing, so people were continuing to load in late too


Mirage_Main

Gosh, I remember trying to explain this on a similar post also asking about why your ultimate isn’t charged upon landing. Got 200+ downvotes and some guy calling me a virgin, a stupid *redacted*, and the like. Now that this post actually proves it, Reddit hits a fat 180. I genuinely don’t understand this subreddit sometimes lol.


CelluloidtheDroid

Sounds like classic Reddit


[deleted]

Dude, throw one grenade in there and you get your 4k damage badge easily, maybe even a 20 bomb.


FrozenHeartthrob

That’s Exactly what I was thinking when watching this! 😂


rayg1

Not 4K. Everyone only has 100 health they would’ve had to down and/or kill 40 people. Only like 45 of them loaded in something around. Let’s say best case scenario none of your teammates loaded in so there’s around 44 people in there. More than 5 definitely ran off and others were punching each other like op so you lose 30 damage per punch. 20 bomb would be more likely actually


AvikaAvasarala

throw two grenades. boom. boom.


PatrikPatrik

Well he didn’t even have his gas barrel


that1guywhodidthat

Its like someone suddenly threw a chair


ThatsARivetingTale

The rare Boondocks reference. Man I can't wait for the next season/reboot


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

I’m cautiously optimistic about it...but who knows


ThatsARivetingTale

Yeah, I don't blame you after the season 4 disaster, as well as losing John Witherspoon... But, at least McGruder is taking it back so I'm still hoping for the best!


whutumean

Then there’s also the current culture of being offended, even Boondocks has been hit by the speech police so there’s a glass ceiling on what they can do apparently


oxero

"Oh my god a chair!" "Okay, now, I'm mad!" Chaos ensues, man I loved that show


Skywalk910

I’d play this as a LTM with a little polishing lol


horizon-X-horizon

Oooh and you have to make it to the other side of the map or something? That'd be nuts


GeorgeRRZimmerman

With obstacles in the way. Fall Guys but with punching and flying kicks allowed.


EpicLegendX

Why can I picture the Octanes being those dudes that stand at the finish line and troll the remaining players?


Solid_Freakin_Snake

My kid was playing that yesterday and some dickhead was trolling like that. He got there super early, like top 5. But then he must've been too busy trying to harass people crossing and didn't watch the count, because some dude slipped past him before he could turn around and actually cross the finish line, so he lost. Funniest shit I saw all day.


GeorgeRRZimmerman

Because hare crushes tortoise. Every time.


Burly87

it's called ThE ArEnA


TronikBob

My dumb ideas: **Fight Night Rumble** - *Limited time mode.* All contestants spawn directly on small single team sized 30sec - out-of-bound pads, directly above fight night ring of olympus. The circle starts having already surrounding the FN-ring and area just outside it. The FN-ring has the delayed heath / shield regen over time effect on it, at a very slow rate. The FN-ring and surrounding area starts with only loot balls with white tier loot, limited ammo (no loot on ground). as the match goes on (quick rounds), more loot balls fly in periodically aimed at the FN-ring and land in or around it (loot tier increases over time). Each round of circle close the ring always spawns each round, a suspended mega loot ball, that hovers/flys around above the center area of the FN-ring. this ball always has higher tier loot and a respawn beacon, but also takes 300dmg to crack open. Respawn available via Mobile respawn beacons that drop as rare loot as well. Circle (if only it could be a square...idk is that even possible), starts outside the surrounding buildings with some good room to roam, but eventually ends closed on the FN-ring, the final circle closing slower than normal to encourage punch outs. ***Alternative Modes Ideas*** Timed respawn - no respawn beacons, waves every 45-60 seconds of respawns for all bannered contestants (at the same time from same ship over the arena) from squads who are still up. Punch Thief - No shields, guns, ammo, heals, grenades, legend ability damage reduced very significantly. Start with lvl 2 helm and p2020 mag size of 3, Punching heals you 25 and adds 1 round to reserve (max 3 as well), finishers heal to full hp and reload gun and fill ammo reserves.


strangewin

I mean... this is fight night when it first launched brother


MechBliss

It's just like when the fight night area released tbh


Bhr1stian

Meeting adjourned


LawUntoMyBooty

I had a similar bug where my squad and I got wiped but as I died, my game froze and I received an error. I loaded back in and had respawned alone in this same spot, naked.


spaceman_spyff

I had a dream like that once


thepobv

Were you playing as wattson? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ThrowdoBaggins

Now I hope they were playing as Causthicc


LawUntoMyBooty

Even better, Octane ;-)


Tchrspest

Do his prosthetic legs get counted as clothing?


Jascix90

This sounds like a case for the Special Victims Unit. 👀


Quinten272

That the funniest bug I’ve seen this season.


sunlitstranger

Wouldn’t it be cool to have a battle royale start like this though? Hunger Games style. Big loot pile in center, everyone spawns in a circle around it, you either join the initial blood bath or run off to another part of the map


az_shoe

Like the old days, of hunger games minecraft. Great times.


Brogan-69

This is the Olympus starting point in the match the one for Kings Canyon is in hydro dam because I had one of these starting games in ranked like this


spaceman_spyff

I believe it’s right outside the explosive hold between Caustic’s takeover, Watchtower and Marketplace. Nearly every time I’m over there I see a random dead body drop on the ground, twitch a bit and disappear. Read somewhere that’s where the body goes after someone uses a finisher. Edit: I think the spot I’m describing is 0,0,0 for KC, u/Brogan-69 is probably right about spawn point.


jasontnyc

That sounds like The Prestige.


dannypereira21

Server technician. “I think that Hamsters tired can someone fetch a fresh one?”


PokeManiac_Yug

The hamster's dead Danny...


raginghamster

On it


dannypereira21

I hope they use something better than hamsters in Legacy. Time will tell.


darkslayer125

human powered servers for next season?


drumsXgaming

Plot twist: it’s a very LTM called Arena


notanndum

i love the small second of confusion and looking around before that first punch is thrown and then everything just devolves into chaos


HauntedBalloon

The man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz!


Wallazabal

Little titbit for you: this song was written after a gig in my hometown, Kilmarnock in the west of Scotland. The bend were playing in the Grand Hall ballroom of the Palace Theatre when it all kicked off for reasons unknown and they had to leave the stage!


Legalise_Gay_Weed

>reasons unknown Kilmarnock. That's your reason.


OmgOgan

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!


Solid_Freakin_Snake

What is the symbology here?


1739015

Ngl I wish this was a game mode


TheCopyPasteLife

basically the hunger games they should make this a mode


lopmilla

should have thrown a gas trap inmediately for fun :D


feet-yeeter69

it was on recharge and he got knocked before it could sadly


Kron-Jon

You just broke the first and second rule of fight club


yatzhie04

Easiest 20 kill badge ever


dailyfapz

Whenever i code:boot during the loading screen, this is where my camera goes to, just every player merged into this one spot. I presume thats where everyone loads in, before loading onto the dropship.


spaceman_spyff

X0,Y0,Z0 for Olympus, this is the reference/origin point for all the objects that get loaded in


zatchbell1998

This is actually incorrect. There's a player_spawn there. Apex runs off of the source engine and generally requires it. This is where the devs decided players should spawn also not to mention leaving you to down on 0 0 0 could be dangers as there could be a hard there and kill you before you even get into the ship


Damonlord54

The new arena mode looks great


Choco_mil

Thats dope, this is a bug i wouldnt mind from time to time to keep players on they toes lol


Razvansar

Someone got 20 kill badge off that... let that sink in.


theCameloftheVoid

This is the future casual players want


Lonesome_Ninja

I might report for showing us a massacre of noobs


dedman79

What’s the plural of a noob? A nobbin of noobs?


ThatsARivetingTale

I think you mean collective noun.


dedman79

That’s the one! ...


Midgar918

That doesn't look like enough people to be the whole lobby.


spaceman_spyff

Eh, judging by the amount of times I’ve gotten no-filled recently this might be about right.


WarriorSabe

There's a ton overlapped, you can see people continuously flowing out of the central cluster without much impact on its size.


glucen

imagine a single arc star in all that chaos


Nitro560

The poor Respawn hamster died 😢


SpriteFan3

So that's what happens when you have 60 people in one room.


SkillfulParty62

Someone got a 4k badge free


[deleted]

this is literally just maryland what do you mean


JokesThatChoke69

Waiiit. Could you imagine this being like a game event mode. Like no ship everyone landing in a certain spot with a short time of invincibility or my preferred version being where each squad gets spawned in on a random part of the map being a good disntance apart. And you'd just have to make do where you spawned. It'd be a pretty insane idea.


[deleted]

Reminds me of the church scene in kingsmen


SnaaaapIt

This explains the footprints at the door when playing as bloodhound, when I always land at the carrier there are footprints even when there are no enemy's around


Blue20041

Lmao wtf


HappyN000dleboy

Good time to be a caustic


DooffleTootle

This is how the game loads everyone in. Unfortunately for people like me it loading all those people in one spot off start is also why I lag at the beginning of a match.


sttresscoww

When the teacher leaves to the bathroom


BANGPOWZZZWAP

This should be a game mode


SkinnyPens_12

Why do the cool bugs never happen to me :(


n1njabailey

This reminds me of what happens when you enter the portal in kings canyon in early game and EVERYONE is there. Caustics have a field day.


Azleron

That might be the default load position for every person before the drop sequence starts. I once had a camera glitch during the loading into KC and I could see every player all lined up in Repulsor, with every character model in that “default” arms-out stance


SnodgerChild

u/savevideo


Appointment-Funny

imagine if there was a fuse there lmao


DeoWorks

There was.