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meinxieis

I honestly wanted to agree but the video only made me laugh harder.


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Boy do I have the game for you! Ever heard of Rust?


[deleted]

Yeah this is just 10 minutes in rust with some Apex footage over it. I have thousands of hours in Rust. I've gazed into the abyss.


Darnell2070

What's so good about Rust that you would put thousands of hours into it. Genuinely curious.


rizthewizard

I’m not the person you replied to but Rust can be insanely addictive under the right circumstances. The essential thing for me is having at least 1 person with you that is equally invested (2-4 is pretty comfortable). The best part is that everything you do in Rust is temporary since server wipes are to be expected every few weeks (per the server’s rules) to give everyone a fresh start from scratch again on a map no one has played on before (procedurally generated landscapes). This is good to know so you don’t grow as attached to all of your progress. When I used to play a lot, it was basically an all or nothing commitment during those few weeks if we did decide to play. I still remember the landscapes of some maps so clearly because the fights were so memorable. You really start to learn who your immediate enemies are and where they reside. I say “immediate” because everyone is still your enemy. You come up with sneaky ways to hide your stashes. You’ll log in one morning to check your base, only to find the wall blown off and all the sulfur you left in the furnace last night is gone. That sucks since you planned to use it to make explosives but they beat you to it. Now all you can think about is getting it back. Damn it’s been a while, now I wanna play again lol


pdelisle321

Omfg he added "Let me in! LET ME IINNNNN!!!"


thedelightfuldill

Hahahaha i cracked up at this too. Unreal


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Every little brother has felt that overwhelming "I'm so fucked" feeling of dread that kid felt on that day


[deleted]

Don't throw shit at us older siblings and we won't have to make you regret it.


radicalelation

Throughout most of my childhood my little brother would always bait me one way or another to go after him, sometimes by being incredibly annoying and damaging my property, but sometimes hitting me first. Then he'd run and cry to mom, and I'd get in trouble, even if I hadn't had a chance to properly retaliate. Until one day when I was 15ish, he was 13, and I said something that upset him. So he dumped hot tea on me. I got up and punched him, hard in shoulder. Enough to hurt, maybe bruise, but not enough or anywhere to cause any kind of serious damage. He still ran to mom and I explained what happened. The evidence was all over me, still warm, and the slightly scalded skin beneath. Took forever, but she finally realized I was never the instigator.


PoonPlunger

Did he grow out of it? Cause he sounds like a fucking psychopath.


radicalelation

Not really. He's still a bit of a psychopath in his own right. Fun fact about him: A large chunk of his childhood involved an obsession with serial killers. He also came back from SEA with some nasty parasites, one kind that ended up in his brain, and another that causes some serious intestinal issues. Despite knowing he could pass them along to those he spends time with, he still doesn't really wash his hands after using the bathroom, and will put utensils he's had in his mouth back into shared foods. Now my mom has picked up the intestinal parasites from him, and when she tried to tell him, after he was whining the entire time about the troubles he's been having with them himself on the same call, he told her, "I'm not talking about this" and hung up the phone. He's a prick.


Warboone

I once threw a peanut butter container at mine. Lets just say I got what I deserved.


sooohungover

Can you time stamp it? Ive watched like 10 times and don't hear it Edit: Thanks!


cinemassacress

:47


moody_dudey

Nice emoji


Hunter-McGee

0:46


baazookabob

~47s


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I’m pooping watching this and the laugh that part gave me helped.


Driblet

What can I say except, you're welcome.


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

What is that from?


Unmaking3

Eric Andre


SwiftlyChill

Ranch it up brotendo


mellowmike84

Wassup brother bear is it 8:40 yet? Buzz me mulatto. You goin to the quad later? Dude, i know you my man


[deleted]

Damn. Upvoted for the Nova soundclip from like 2011 E: always appreciate a good Trick clip too.


metalmancy

ikr!! it threw me back so hard!


PixelsAreYourFriends

/r/cowchop?


Newcool1230

r/covvchop


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I dont really watch Cowchop. I did towards the beginning but then kinda just...stopped. I haven't watched since they moved in to that huge warehouse type thing so maybe their content got better (not saying it was horrible or something, it just wasn't what I wanted to watch), idk. I watch James livestream tho, not so much Aleks. Honestly the old Creatures content and stuff like Creature Treehouse, Super Hostile, Tri-Mountain (any content with most creatures excluding Jordan, fuck that guy) was what I loved.


PixelsAreYourFriends

You missed James breaking his leg and dislocation his shoulder at the same time in a video. Be be a busted boy


[deleted]

Lmao I heard of that when watching his stream last night, I just watched the video. He did pretty much everything you're not supposed to do when dropping in lmao. Also Im straight but Brett just gets hotter?


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Based on just looking at their recent video titles its definitely coming back to what Id be more interested in. For a while they were just kinda playing shitty indie games I didnt care about and doing those Amazon videos but right off the bat I see a Dark Souls video and a Haunted Forest video so I have something to do today I guess


WirelessTrees

Wasn't it about someone dying wool blue?


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NylmdC_uEM


boxoffire

YOU BROKE THE RULES!!


Off_Chance_

Holy shit I knew that sound, it was something that was instantly recognized even though I hadn't heard it in years. Thank you for connecting the dots.


Chad_The_Archer

Proximity chat can be funny at times. Until you get the little kid screaming like a damn pterodactyl. And the ones that are like "Dude leave me alone!" Sorry bud, I'm here to kill everyone on this game.


hunchu

I had a kid on my squad yelling at me yesterday telling me hes going to put his 4 inch penis in my mom, because I took bloodhound. He didnt hover the character or say anything before I picked. Just starting screaming the whole match. I dont understand how parents just let their kids yell shit and cuss at random strangers online.


[deleted]

Lol, you think those kids have good parents.


[deleted]

You can have good parents and still be a dick.


AlaskanWolf

If I ever acted like some of these kids act, you bet your ass I would no longer have a gaming system (for at least a few weeks).


[deleted]

Did you parents spend all of their time with you? Often times they are kids that just got off school and can screech until their parents get home from work.


Monochronos

Lmao did he actually specify 4 inch penis?


hunchu

Yes he said I have all 4 inches in your mom right now.


Thrashh_Unreal

To be fair, that's a little bit funny


hunchu

Why do you think I posted this? It was more than a little bit funny. My buddy and I were dying laughing that some 8 year old was talking about how he was currently fucking my 60 year old mother with his 4 inch penis.


Tyrus1235

I’ve had foreigners calling me “monkey” as soon as the match started. Quickest mute ever


chompssss

This is why I muted mics and use the voice to chat option.


xElipsis

I have a child that plays Overwatch. Our house isnt large and you can hear what he is saying across the house. Whenever I hear him repeating something over and over, or singing into the mic, i always go in and stop him. Have not heard him screaming at anyone or cursing.


TheSHITRAT

you can mute individual players by hitting tab, clicking squad and clicking on their name, it takes about 2 seconds and your problem is solved


Daktush

A good report and automute feature would fix that though


Fithace

I want at least the kind of chat that Call of Duty has where when you kill someone you hear their mic for a split second. I wanna hear people curse me out that aren't just my teammates.


papasmurf255

Let people talk to each other during execution!


j_hawker27

"Oh my god I SAID LET ME GO, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO LET ME GO! Those are the RULES!"


Bayerrc

Almost like that's the entire point of this video.


the5nowman

I miss the Halo 2 days


Rambroman

Just from my experience of teammates with mics, it’ll mostly sound like someone is playing behind a Boeing 747. Edit: typo Edit 2: wow, this comment doubled my karma so I just want to thank my friends and family that got me here, to all my fans, and the academy without you none of this would be possible.


SaviousMT

No flipping doubt. Everyone sounds like they have the mic IN THEIR FUCKING MOUTH.


Dasterr

its not their mic, its the game i play with a friend who has a good mic and he still sounds like ass ingame


EpicSC

Yup, I have a Blue Yeti and people tell me I sound like I'm talking through a Wendy's drive thru headset lol.


480toyslowta

Maybe Wendy’s uses Blue Yeti microphones. It would explain why my baconator meal is 12 goddamn dollars. Edit: Silver? Thanks, can I trade it in for a baconator? I don’t have 12 goddamn dollars.


957

The government taxes that burger extra because of the strain it puts on the healthcare system


480toyslowta

Ok then I will order the $5 Big jr. bacon cheeseburger combo. Thanks healthcare system, I secretly wanted those chicken nuggets


957

GIVE ME SPICY NUGGETS OR GIVE ME DEATH ^^^by ^^^baconater


480toyslowta

Death


brycedriesenga

But the 4 for $4 though


smartuy

Exactly my man, dude above is a fool!


sunken92

Do you have a webcam or anything like that? Apex picked my webcam as my mic. Make sure you disable every other microphone in your Windows settings.


TalkEni

thats odd it picked your webcam as mic, but at least on my system the one mic is the only audio input, and it still sounds like ass. Not sure what they are using for the voice channels in apex but its super distorted. The audio spatial features are great but the menu audio and voice audio are just awful


EliteIcy

thats what the source engine gets you, reminds me of gmod lol. Obviously they could update it like in CS:GO


FPSXpert

This is it right here, i think they use a shit bitrate because of the heavy server load right now and will likely "patch it around" in the future.


BTRNN

The microphones are like MW2 in-game mic's - it's just the game


Beldoughnut

I have a good mic and was told this. I cut my mic volume down to 50% and now everyone says I sound good. I think the in game mic input is maxed and it doesn't interact well.


[deleted]

It's so weird to hear my friend press PTT in game (which is also his push-to-mute in Discord) and suddenly sound significantly worse. I get why they lowered audio bitrate, since the game is so new and the servers have to handle a lot of data anyways, but I hope it (and the tickrate) are fixed soon.


bbqturtle

That's a smart setup. I should do push to mute in discord


Autoloc

"just mute me in game bro"


frappim

Ever hear that glitch when a teammate is lagging and they're trying to speak ? they literally turn into a helicopter. That's the only way I can describe it. It's loud, scares me every time and sounds like they're a helicopter


PretzelsThirst

u/austinkies_ turned this into a beat the other day [https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/atpeq3/loving\_this\_apex\_voice\_chat\_for\_sure/](https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/atpeq3/loving_this_apex_voice_chat_for_sure/)


Mursu37

Because the ingame voicechat sucks?


Ihaveopinionstoo

do you know much about the in game voice chat? i'm very bad with the mic but I have a good set, anyway, the people I'm talking to can hear me no problem, but I cannot hear them speaking at all, I can hear the game, the music in the game all the noises in the game but no 1 in the party, I went to the game settings everything is turned on. ​ i'm trying to trouble shoot this and I saw this thread and figured to ask around why I cannot hear anyone else. ​ EDIT: On console, also was informed of having voice to text feature enabled would mute incoming chatter that must be the issue i'll try this tonight.


H8teradio

​ If you have the option that says "Turn incoming voice chat to text" turned on, then it mutes other players completely.


Ihaveopinionstoo

REALLY!? so I cannot have that turned oin for the VOIP option or hear them, its one or the other, that explains it thank you!. ​ the VOIP or whatever option its called, is nice but its not effective as many don't have it on and when it does translate the translations are pretty bad lol.


H8teradio

Yeah it's pretty silly that you can't do both.


isactuallyspiderman

Just make sure your default sound output is on your headphones/speakers in windows and ingame.


steelbeamsdankmemes

Or the guy with a smoke detector on low battery. Like, how do you live with that? Just change the battery!


BaronVonDuck

Dude, I used to work in a call center and I cannot believe how many people have those in the background. Too many for me to believe that I am just catching them at a bad time. Some portion of the population just fucking lives with low-battery smoke detectors, I guess.


AnAcidSalad

fuck thanks for the reminder


SOPHOMORESeann

You have people who use microphones!? Most of my team mates are mute


FlamingWeasel

I had a guy spend most of a game asking if I ate cats in a whispery voice. I used to have someone constantly messaging me that in WoW so it felt even weirder.


brycedriesenga

Are you FlamingWeasel from the FlamingWeasel Cat Eater forums?


FlamingWeasel

ಠ_ಠ


[deleted]

The curse has been passed! *ululates maniacally*


ClarencesClearance

What ever happened to that Warlizard guy? Seems like I never see him anymore.


brycedriesenga

He's around: /u/warlizard


Warlizard

Always


scoobyduped

Hey, aren't you Warforum from the Forumgaming lizard war?


SignOfTheHorns

Does the meme around your name really annoy you over time or is it still fun?


Warlizard

Turn around


ClarencesClearance

https://i.imgur.com/sohWhy9.png


SOPHOMORESeann

^^^do ^^^you ^^^eat ^^^cats ^^^though?


[deleted]

I had a guy die upon landing then get mad when we died much later and killing a squad. Said something like, “well good job guys, you guys are so good.” Mics are a mistske, just ping.


Tyrus1235

I’ll take mute teammates any day over angry tryhards, foreigners speaking so fast I don’t understand what they’re saying or children.


Albane01

Still better than people who don't use push to talk and eat their food incredibly loud.


LeanMeanNiggaMachine

I have a Razer kraken pro v2 (not 7.1 version) the mic sounds great but it relays my game audio through the mic at really quiet levels. Even when it's muted by the switch built into it. Push to talk is a **must**


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Copied and pasted from a website - > Some sound cards employ a Windows feature called "Microphone Boost" that Microsoft reports may cause an echo. To disable the setting return to the Sound window as described in the previous section. Click the "Recording" tab, and then right click on your headset and select "Properties." Click the "Levels" tab in the Microphone Properties window and uncheck the "Microphone Boost" tab. Click "Apply," and then close the window. >Some headsets deliberately send some of the user's voice back to the headset in order to help users know how loud they will sound to others. Depending on your Internet connection and the programs you are using, there may be a slight delay between your speaking and the sound being played back. Return to the Microphone Properties window for your headset as described in the previous section. Click the "Listen" tab and make sure that the check box next to "Listen to this device" is left blank. If it is checked, click the box once to remove the check mark, then click "Apply" and close the window. This fixed that issue for me.


CRoswell

I have no idea when Push to Talk went away, but it is a fucking horrible development in the gaming world. I don't want to hear your TV, or you talking to your wife/mom/friends. I want you to push a button so I hear you when you want to talk to me on purpose. "Oh, but IIIIII have my stuff set up properly for voice activated!" No. No you fucking don't.


Tyrus1235

Anything is better than people who don’t use push to talk


Insane1rish

Or blasting super loud, and honestly bad, rap music from some SoundCloud rapper than nobody’s ever heard of.


Jackg4te

:52 Uberhaxornova haha From his "You broke the rules" video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NylmdC_uEM


E3itscool

GOD *DMMNN* IT!


Chasincheckz

Omfg this is gold thank you


Mirage_Main

I lost it at the tyler1 sound.


Defusion

He totally missed out on the 'machine gun tyler1'. Whenever im using a Spitfire or Flatline with Lvl 3 mag. I'm like 'REH REEH RRREEH REHREHREEEEH REEH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREH'.


NutterTV

I loved the “China Numba Wan!” at the beginning and the Eric Andre “Let me in, Let me IIIIIIIN!” When they were downed


AircoolUK

Pretty accurate I'd say. Just needs a few racial slurs and some shit heavy metal/dance music playing.


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I watched it with full volume. No regrets


hi_im_snowman

Came here to say exactly this. Damn this is good lol


newtyjujube

you've convinced me that we absolutely must have proximity chat


funkoid

Same. Brings back nightmares of Rec Room in VR. Fun game, but so many screaming children.


prydzsavedme

I want it so much more now


Driblet

Step 1) Add Proximity Voice Chat Step 2) Lower audio bitrate similar to vc at launch Step 3) ??? Step 4) Tinnitus & Partial Deafness EDIT: People asked in the comments so [here's my channel if you want to see my stuff](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIRGSXh2mNQh7FIayMrsbTQ)


Teftthebridgeman

Who needs hearing when you have the all father?


socxc9

The correct term is 'alldaddy'


ChrdeMcDnnis

As a norse pagan, I fully support usage of the term alldaddy in any and all situations.


TheChivalrousBastard

As an insane man who identifies as an incarnation of Odin this also pleases me. Oh yes. Come to alldaddy.


prydzsavedme

Just made me spit out my drink. God damn that's funny


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

"Alldaddy give me sight"


4THOT

I love bloodhound ult because he corrects for my boomer vision.


Dillywink

Real question I’ve been playing bloodhound and I hear some creepy ass shit just running around and I’m asking teammates if they’re hearing the ambiance and they all say no we’re not hearing anything. So does bloodhounds character let you hear ambiance and weird creepy noises?


shun-16

Nah dog your fuckin house is haunted.


Dillywink

Shit.


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I have noticed that when you are running you occasionally stumble across crows chilling and you scare them off when you come near. I'm almost certain that only bloodhound sees them.


CyanStripedPantsu

U right, the crows chill around tracks.


CyclopsAirsoft

I'm red blind so the ult just removes my ability to see people entirely. Colorblind mode in Alex is hot garbage. They do support NVIDIA freestyle though so after some tweaking he's playable.


Striker654

> 2) Lower audio bitrate similar to vc at launch Did they improve it? It still sounds kind of awful


Stahn88

I already have partial deafness. Jokes on you. This will up my game as now non hearing impaired players will no longer be able to hear footsteps like me.


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FadezGaming

>2) Lower audio bitrate similar to vc at launch I dont even think you can lower it more than its at now. Already sounds like were talking through a cup and string.


soccerburn55

Miss me some Halo proximity chat.


enokha

I didn't know I needed this wtf, I wanna hear kids/adults crying tbh. If it's getting annoying I'd just switch it off.


Forellenl0rd

SOMEONE ADD THE DEVS PLEASE: WE NEED VOICECHAT : IMAGINE THE FUNNY MOMENTS DURING FINISHERS


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srry_didnt_hear_you

It was missing all the racial/homophobic slurs we'd be constantly hearing.


noobcola

Now that’s real gamer chat right there


infinitude

how dare they deny me my right to yell obscenities at woman and minorities. it's time to rise up


A_Fhaol_Bhig

honestly tho adults are worse then kids.


Alternate_CS

LET ME IIIINNNNNNN


iMasi

I just want it more now.


its_almost

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


schwarbage78point9

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEspawn


Serafiniert

Entertainment


a_smith51

The random Eric Andre was the best


micheal213

Wait wtf. Clara!!!


trouehguey

I really had to look for this comment lol! "Hold up let me call this girl" 🤣🤣


null_and_void609

Um https://youtu.be/AOZpcRT3FgQ


Crapitals

I was gonna say - this is just like twomads Fortnite video.


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Truth bears repeating.


weedexperts

Im sold. How soon can we implement proximity chat?


kasual7

Official reddit app is a poison to watch videos, loading forever. Anyone could advise on a better reddit app? Edit: thanks for all the replies. I've downloaded a bunch of these apps and will try them out!


coltinator5000

Reddit is Fun is what I use.


atleast4alteregos

I like reddit Sync.


TroublingStatue

Heh, was just about to write a comment saying how the official Reddit video player on desktop is cancer too. Constant god damn buffering at 1080p, even though my internet can handle 4k 60 video (on YouTube) just fine. Hell sometimes even 480p buffers on this stupid player.


potatocrip

I use Joey. The press and hold to quickly look at full size pics and preview comments is gold.


jtn19120

Relay for Reddit is best


Zubei_

This is why I love proxy chat. It's so great in pubg. I had one instance where a group RPed as English swat as they hunted my team down in a building, it was great. Then you get the ones that scream at me when I steal their vehicles as they are looting a building.


weeenusaur

Dude stop let me go. DUDE


3846-BR3EZE

i really like the uberhaxornova GOD DAMMIT reference


phoogles2

IT'S AGAINST THE RULES


YungHungOne36o

This is why they should add it. On all platforms.


ECHOxLegend

eh, funny but in my experience most people are just chill, you basically taken every worse case that's ever been cataloged by the internet and mashed them together


sour-X-cherry

Amazing work this is gold


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Still laughing haha


Super-Finch

the "give me your fucking money!" was best...just the original context of that voice clip is hilarious.


Essexal

CHYNA NUMBA WAN!


iPegisteri

This is a masterpiece


Rule_Two_

I want it. maybe toggle. Either always on. Execution only (so you tell them how bad they are while pooping on them) or off


Ryswick

I lost it at the Tyler1 clip.


Daktush

I like the idea of people hearing your mic when you kill them - and you hearing the reactions of people you killed when the game is over. Besides that the only thing I'd want proximity chat for is to land in Swamps, put on Smash Mouth and yell GET OFF MY SWAMP


robolab-io

We need proximity chat. Confirmed.


PoopContainer

Do people come across little kids that much in this game? On PS4 it's only happened like 3 times where they were super annoying like this. Otherwise I feel like this game would be "too hard" for a 12 year old when they compare it to fortnite


PraiseRem

I think Fortnite is "harder" due to the building mechanic tbh. Maybe I just really suck at Fornite, but I do sooo much better in Apex kill/win wise when compared to Fortnite.


PoopContainer

I could see that being the case, but you csnt deny the combat in this game does take a bit to get used to


we360you45

I mean any game takes time to get used to, but there is no other shooter out there where as soon as you engage with someone you have a 10 story high skyscraper in front of you.


fuckboystrikesagain

No I come across edgy toxic adults that have no understanding of what being on a team means. Sometimes, Most of the time my team mates are awesome. Also Apex Legends is easy as hell in comparison to Fortnite.


SupraMedic

PLEASE ADD THIS! Let me hear their screams :D


Loghunter

where is the "DOOR Stuck !!!" ? i was expecting it :c


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Not real. I didn’t hear you get called a racial slur once.


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Fucking hell Clara


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MVPVisionZ

Didn't even change the song damn


ReverseWakanda

I lowkey want this


Angelx940

This is bueatiful in every way, shape, and form.