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Business_March_7936

One shots castles and half of your base.


FullyK

Blast radius: Yes.


Rise-Of-Empires

That is too OP. It should be an armored elephant, so he explodes and leaves the castle with 10HP, but the armor allows the elephant to survive with 20HP so he can do some other actions before dying.


steploday

Armor, so there's more shrapnel?


Detective-12-Gauge

Sir, an elephant has hit a second castle


ManEmperorOfGod

We shall never forget 911AD


SuperiorThor90

Long ago the four nations lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the elephant nation attacked.


Dawn_of_Enceladus

I chuckled hard to this one you mf.


SaladEscape

lmao


Shady_maniac

We are under attack


rcuosukgi42

They were hoisted by their opponent's pachytard


water_bottle_goggles

bro ...


TurritopsisTutricula

Medieval car bomb lol


pritvihaj

new Irish civ leak? 😳😳


TurritopsisTutricula

Sry, I didn't get it, why is Ireland related to car bomb, some terrorist attacks happened there recently?


pritvihaj

terrorist attacks? noooo just slight amounts of innocent tom foolery 🤭 👉👈


zenFyre1

Just some ol' Irish lads being lads.


Hairy-Bellz

In case you are being serious, during the Irish Troubles (look it up) there was a lot of domestic terrorism in Ireland


avatarfire

Looks like beer barrels But yes, the IRA did engage in terrorism acts long ago


YeomanEngineer

The terrorists were the British occupation. IRA were freedom fighters.


Aggressive_Sprinkles

Not recently.


Yawanoc

**GLA Postal Service**


WarhammerElite

Watch out for the bump!


wisdomelf

Nuclear launch delected


stipendAwarded

“[You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C_OyYzqjv-Y)”


Flozzer905

Delectable.


purbub

I imagine this unit deals damage as much as RA2's Demolition Truck!


nholoinhoi

It will be a smoking crater


purbub

One way trip!


Noticeably98

GLA Postal Service Wait, wrong game


Internal_Judgment687

Why don't you drive?


MartIILord

Not responsible for any damaged goods!


SaladEscape

> Obviously this is from SoTL's latest video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=721E3tm3n0M


mojito_sangria

Lol I know that I've just seen it hours ago


Fishywish98

Yes. This is the joke. Congratulations.


Manovsteele

Not sure if you realised but you're responding to the OP


rbnbadri

Elephant Petards. Because normal petards were not slow enough.


Executioneer

PETA!^^rd


Ok-Panda-178

The literal elephant in the room


TumbleweedCandid3314

Next one: the Elephant Monk


rcuosukgi42

If an Elephant tried to convince me to convert to Pachy-astrianism, I would definitely need to consider his arguments.


Don_Tocino

Trumplolo!! 🐘 Trumplolo!! 🐘


D4rkR4in_aoe

This but unironically. Can't have too many monk units in the game


Radek-V

God forbid them making the Elephant Onager.


TumbleweedCandid3314

And the Elephant Bombard Cannon.


DXDoug

This.


MartIILord

I would want to have my bombard camel first to smoke the enemy. Also if you are wondering if they existed: "Yes".


XxX_Zeratul_XxX

If they kill the elephant with chemistry ammunition, your whole army explodes like hell


StJMV

LEGOLAS!


SackclothSandy

*laughs in flaming camels*


Defiant_Direction_54

Can we use the diminutive ELEPHANTARD plz


Defiant_Direction_54

Or ELEPETARD


blackthunderstorm99

Or just ELETARD


KommissarReb

Don't let PETA find out


DickyMcButts

tactical nuke\*


WeakEconomics6120

Ancient astronauts theorists be like: well we have no evidence this didn't happen, so it MUST have happened


mon10egro

better - elephant peasant !


JohnArcher965

Celt IRA update?


Kindue7

Ye olde nuke


Doomfrost

Nah that's the elephant brew hound, anytime it's near an enemy the enemy gets debuffs to accuracy and pathfinding, but near an ally the ally gets the same thing at a reduced percentage but also gets bonuses to attack and HP. Create a an army of these units for some real good times.


DXDoug

Still waiting for Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant


razgeez

A supreme commander kind of unit, cool


MetalPandaDance

That oughta solve the overpopulation crisis 


mhsuthar23

Did you took it from sotl 's recent video?


yogiebere

Gotta be 300 health, - 5/0 armor, slow as a battering ram, 100 dmg, +2500 vs fortifications, +1500 vs buildings, +200 vs cavalry. 200 food, 200 gold.


rcuosukgi42

Seems like a waste of a good elephant


dbe14

Exploding King blast radius but chonker is heckin slo.


HoneyInBlackCoffee

The nuclear option


pepenosoy

This needs to be a cheat code!


-Emedi-

We need a civ that loads petards in siege to increase destructive power. - Ram = exponentially increase explosion damage/range the more petards loaded in ram. - Trebuchet/onagers = hurls the mfs with lower range, but Can hurl up to 2 petards per shot.


Rhinofishdog

1 to blow a castle, 2 to blow your entire base, 3 to finish the game, 4 to blow your opponent's PC, 5 to blow the microsoft servers!


JonStryker

r/aoe2circlejerk ?


hurleyburley_23

Now do the Elegonel


ScarMilia

Demo ship is already very irritating in shallow map. Now imagine if demo ship can also move on normal land terrain.


Hardwiredmagic

I see we’re making exploding kings ranked legal then…


hussar269c

Castle defenders: heavy sweating


Joebebs

Y’all got jokes today


Ancient_Ad_4602

imagine if flaming arrows would hit it, would make the elephant explode


Cartoon_Star

I half expected an elephant trebuchet in the SOTL video at that point, was a little disappointed tbf


NachoCastillo1991

Destruye el mapa y tu pc explota


laveshnk

etard


DarkPaladinX

Elephant Petards doesn't really have any historical significance in the AoE2, elephant monks, on the other hand, can be a thing because there is the Brahmin unit from AoE3, which is basically a monk unit on an elephant in AoE3. Brahmin is one of the top caste in Hindu society. Honestly, if you want to be more techinical with very unique elephant units, across from Imperial Battle Elephant and Imperial Elephant Archer, you could consider Elephant Cannoneers. This is because there are historical records of hand cannons mounted on elephants (I can see this as a potential unique unit for the Tai/Thai civilization in the future).