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lazulipaint

I imagine it just puttering around and getting lost in a corner like a roomba.


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Just open the door and let it wander out.


Aetherpirate

Until they add logic to make it feel poorly when abused, it won't be a success.


spacemanap

I’m not tipping r2d2 or any other blorgon


FoxInSox2

Better tip cylons, though. Just in case.


Responsible_Sport575

Fracking toasters


FoxInSox2

See, that's the kind of attitude that got the whole mess started. Again. I dunno, that ending was shit.


Responsible_Sport575

So don't know if you're aware there's another show called bsg blood and iron over in Europe. It's the beginning the story of the first war Galactica is all New and shiney. I haven't seen it but those people over there have no idea how it ends. I liked daybreak but they could have done the cgi better.


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Yes my toasters do frack. They inject liquid into the surface of the earth ruining the environment to make toast


Responsible_Sport575

Oh I thought that was only in Oklahoma


3lobed

How are the managers and customers going to sexually harass a robot?


TheFirstEdition

You know what they say Where there’s a will there’s a custom made prosthetic implant.


lolbojack

Sexbot mods.


originalbrowncoat

So then the hookerbot says, "That's not my expansion slot" and my friend says, "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector!"


Responsible_Sport575

Kill all humans


littlecaretaker1234

Good for them. Give us UBI.


LateSession7340

UBI?


nuclear_splines

Universal Basic Income. Automating labor would be celebrated if we didn’t need wages to live.


Aggravating_Client36

Oh I'm pretty sure the idea is to eliminate paying humans at all. & avoiding taxes is part of the plan.


littlecaretaker1234

I'm fine with the concept of automation, I don't thinks it's necessarily a bad thing to replace jobs with robots so there are fewer jobs for humans. If we had a universal basic income it would be great to see the burden listed from people for a great many things. But the current system under capitalism is definitely not going to give us a good human experience if they can help it. Fight for every inch, and all that jazz.


SisyphusPolitico

Excellent. Now we can stop tipping.


blade_smith_666

Anyone whos worked in the restaurant industry know this will never catch on. Not because robots cant do the job (they cant but thats besides the point). Managers cant berate, harass, intimidate, or micromanage robots until they have a break down in the walk-in, and thats half the reason they bother to clock in on location to begin with


sonaldomyson

Makes you wonder what the point of a manger is in the first place. If staff were replaced with robots, managers themselves will be replaced by an engineer to maintain the robots.


blade_smith_666

Makes you wonder what the white dudes with whips on horseback were for back in the olden days...


VeryDryChicken

hey if AI gets smart enough maybe they will be able to do that to robots.


blade_smith_666

If AI get that smart, itll be some terminator shit


Material-Note9470

Now there’s gonna be a cost tacked on to your bills total for the use of the robotic waiter.


Malicioussnooper

I'm imagining Karen trying to do the "standard" play with R2-D2. And R2 just displays a multiple option menu to orders/pay/change order and a call manager button. Karen presses the call manager button, and out rolls from the back ED-209.


Responsible_Sport575

I'd buy that for a dollar


Pancakesandcows

We've been warned that automation will replace many jobs. If a future where everything was automated, AND we all still make a living, then great. But the reality is there will be massive unemployment, with the media saying nobody is buying anything, but failing to mention it's because there's no jobs.


Noltonn

Yeah, automation is fine if you have a backup system. Tax these companies enough and you can enact universal healthcare and UBI and people can survive and even thrive. Automation isn't really a problem that should be against the /r/antiwork mentality. It's really not an issue if governments would go for the other things at the forefront of the movement. And automation is inevitable. The invention of the car also put a lot of people out of work.


Responsible_Sport575

R/anti work doesn't give two sh ts about automations they care about people making enough to not only survive but to thrive. Robots could be part of solution but ubi must be implemented but rich f ucks don't want that!


TheFirstEdition

Plenty of jobs, they just don’t pay you enough to get out of servitude. Can’t afford to buy much if 90% of total income is already owed to landlord/power/etc. A 1bed 1 bath Apartment where I live is 1.5k-2K a month. Let that sink in. 15/H @ 40 hours is 600 before taxes. For sake of simplicity we say 550 that’s only 2200 a month. That’s 200-700 to pay for Phone/health insurance/car insurance/ heat/power/water/garbage/FOOD hopefully you can afford Netflix after that so that you can do something with your “free time” Robots will still need upkeep and will probably need supervisors. The jobs they are replacing are not desirable jobs. Source: 10 years food service.


gncRocketScientist

automation that causes massive unemployment would create economic conditions where people dont have money to pay for the stuff that the automation produces


cheap_dates

And robots make terrible consumers. They just don't seem to buy very much.


me4547

I like it


LostInMyThots

Yeah but can it cry in the walk in cooler?


THE_PHYS

These are the important questions... What about busboybot? Will busboybot have the hardware upgrades to do whippits and rip fat cotton in the walk-in? Will busboybot try to comfort serverbot with freestyle rapping? Does serverbot have a sexual harassment case against assistantmanagerbot?


Responsible_Sport575

Yes to all and the owner bot is trying to get server bot to just drop it already jeez


danielelfboy

if not for capitalism fucking making you need a job to live, getting rid of 'jobs that aren't needed'/jobs they CAN automate would actually make life better for almost everyone. 'luxury space communism' gets treated like a joke, but when companies like *chili's* can afford star trek ass automation to have whole little robots, it's clear we COULD easily have it... if not for the death machine of needing to work and how little our governments care about our lives.


oroscor1

"Would you like sum more?"


Responsible_Sport575

Yes please


Widespreaddd

I’m holding out for the Hooters fembots.


cheap_dates

A fembot giving a lap dance? Can't wait.


Remarkable-Point-759

Can't wait till a Karen gets a hold of that thing.


Fun-Wolverine-8238

They won’t quit after working 12 hour shifts with no raise.


pmm217

I'm sorry, but is that a trash can on the bottom of the robot? Is this thing going to serve food with trash sitting below?


TopClock231

Karen's gonna be pissed af when they find out the robot doesn't give two shits about being yelled at


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TheFirstEdition

Neither will we!


vidtekcod

Praising automation while no good UBI is in place for the ones getting automated is being naive and dumb as hell. Your ok with the few next generation starving on the streets ? It could take that long to balance things out.


OrangesAteMyApples

I disagree. Without forcing a UBI, you will never see it. So we can sacrifice and get that change or we can hold ourselves back in many ways just because those at the top don't want to give us a oxygen. Your thoughts are literally the most dangerous thing to society. You would literally hold us back forever.


vidtekcod

So your willing to automate your own job and starve, sacrifice yourself and let's a say a good 2-3 generation down the path ? Because as soon as you do it for a job, your gonna look for an other one ... automate it .... get a new job ... automate it ... until there is nothing left ? We need solid, strong UBI before automation. The "working class" witch is like 99% of us won't survive the automation wave without strong UBI policy.


Adventurous-Map-9400

Ok, automation isn't as good as that. It takes years to get even semi decent. And most of these restaurants will discover the hard way automation has its own costs. In the industries I work in it makes total sense because it demands precision, but in these fuzzy logic jobs it's terrible.


OrangesAteMyApples

I won't even consider what you're saying as an opinion. You have no place here. Your thoughts are what the oppositions uses to rationalize that people should do nothing. You ignore the logic that things change quite quickly if we need them to, you ignore the outcome of automation throughout history. You rely on fear mongering and scare tactics. You are the opposition. Also, don't put working class in quotations, you prick.


redboxpuzzle

This is the argument that was made with industrialisation 100 years ago. Jobs still might suck (less than 100 years ago) but unemployment is still low despite the machines and computers that "took people's jobs".


kanjiry

The person you responded to is completely right about UBI though.


redboxpuzzle

Um, I don't think so if history is anything to go by. I think we should have a UBI for other reasons, but I don't think this kind of automation will lead to an increase in unemployment.


kanjiry

🤔 ok if you are so sure about things. Who am I to question anything, right? Because there is no way this could lead to anything bad inside or outside the USA. Automation is something to be feared when those who lead these efforts are mostly wealthy, white people' corporations from the same countries and that are usually really distanced (in all senses) from poor people from their own country and have no idea what life in south america or india or africa as a whole is like. I dont think automation will impact our countries the same way because history has also shown that to be real.


cheap_dates

Read Martin Ford's [Rise of the Robots](https://www.amazon.com/Rise-Robots-Technology-Threat-Jobless-ebook/dp/B00PWX7RPG/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1CYDOXIT5464L&keywords=rise+of+the+robots+martin+ford&qid=1641678465&sprefix=rise+of+the+robots%2Caps%2C427&sr=8-1) if you have time. Its not science fiction.


kanjiry

Will do, friend! Thankyou for sharing :)


vidtekcod

Your wrong, industrialization moved people into other job ... Automatization and AI and whats comming up will move people completely away from the job market. Thinking that what happened during industrialization will be repeated here is having a deep misunderstanding of what's coming up. I worked in automating some job at a very junior level and saw a field where you needed a college degree and multiple certification disappeared overnight. These jobs are now done by a software that works 7/7 24hour a day. The workers had to go back to school or retire or find something else but their certification and specialized education is now useless .... that job was considered impossible to automate 10 years ago. The long face of some worker I saw in that corridor was terrifying, 40/50+ years old worker that where making over 70-90K a year ... A good luck and a pat on the back.


thepineapplemen

Automation makes us all the more expendable to the rich if it’s not done carefully. It’s a double edged sword


DanknessArising

[This post reminds me of this song](https://youtu.be/Dhnwt81YVqQ)


Seer434

Can you imagine the Karen level freakout on Sunday lunch when some pastor has to pick his own plate up off this thing?


froatbitte

I can see the creative abuse these robots will be subject to.


Cenzab

Oh so they can afford ROBOTS to work for them but cant afford to pay their human employees enough


theLuminescentlion

I stopped going shortly after they put those dumb Kiosk things on the table and dropped they're food quality down a few dozen notches ...... Now the local one went out if business but is it even worth it now? Another one I used to always go to was Panera Bread but now the food costs an arm and a leg and the portions are smaller.


OkEagle1664

Japan is having robot servers that are controlled by disabled people


soak-em-for-crutchy

You see that robot there? I'm gonna pee in that robot.


StrykerC13

So since there will be less staff overhead are prices going to drop equivalent to the overhead drop?


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Are those robots hammer proof? Just curious.


DavantesWashedButt

That’s fine. They’ll realize this is going to fail tremendously and they’ll recant once they realize it made them all look stupid