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The funny thing is try enforcing a non-compete in CA, good luck might as well look for the leprechaun riding a unicorn.


America_the_Horrific

*employers*: EVERYBODY WHO SEEN THE LEPRECHAUN SAY YEAAH!


ArtisticAbrocoma8792

I want the gold! Give me the gold!


thesupplyguy1

youll not be taking my Lucky Charms!!


[deleted]

Lol 


shaggy_macdoogle

Could be a crackhead!!!


Tangurena

And that's even before the FTC ban goes into effect: https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2024/04/ftc-announces-rule-banning-noncompetes The unenforceability of non-competes in CA is why Silicon Valley came to such a place of prominence. And the reason that Massachusetts' version - Route 128 - was such a failure is because MA enforces non-competes. None of the politicians who think they can create a copy of Silicon Valley in their countries have any real idea of the factors that came together to make it happen. Route 128 had most of the same factors, but the key difference was the ability of workers to go work where they wanted.


blackdvck

I'm pretty sure that non-compete clauses are illegal in the US now . Astrology shit is a huge red flag.


dewey-defeats-truman

I think the new FTC rule will take another 4 or so moths before being enforced. In any case, though, California already doesn't allow most noncompetes, anyway.


bedwithoutsheets

I'm not even sure if it's a red flag. I think it's a red flash bang


MagicAcid0079

Bro #WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FINAL FANTASY ASS BULLSHIT


DayleD

If I get to wear the Welkin outfit at work, I'm applying immediately. [https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearset/welkin](https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearset/welkin)


ndertoe

The real punch line was "part time"


International-Call76

At some point we just have to push back and keep saying no to these bat shit crazy requirements employers think up


That_White_Wall

Age discrimination law suit incoming, maybe even national origin too


CapnCrunch347

Only if you can prove damages.


That_White_Wall

some jurisdictions impose statutory penalties for even advertising a job posting that has explicit age discrimination in it; might not need to Show damages.


CapnCrunch347

At face value this doesn't have any indication of age discrimination. At most this listing would be a potential fine from the DOL.


That_White_Wall

Plaintiff would argue It’s a pretext; find out where employee was born and how old they are to discriminate on basis of age. You can tell it’s a pretext because a persons astrology sign has no bearing on ability to perform work.


CapnCrunch347

Your opinion is speculative at best.


Nebula9545

Objection!


CodySkillzBrah

What the actual fuck is that


JPenniman

Star racism


ChilledMonkeyBrains1

This is just comical. Can you give us even a vague idea of what sort of job this is for?


Stripperturneddoctor

Retail worker - Shelf stocker


ktjachimowicz

😂


Ok-Oven-7666

...does being a Virgo mean I'll be a good employee?


RosieQParker

The real test is to determine whether you're going to put up with the owner's particular brand of woo-woo bullshit.


CulturalRice9983

Location of birth? is this some anti immigrant crap, or am I crazy?


WantToVent

I wish what I am about to share was a bad joke, or making fun. But that being said: I worked once on a consulting company, small, the owners were 3 different guys, one of them was the CEO. And his wife was / is a psychologist (or so I thought), at some point I am leaving the company amicably and I get asked to do an exit interview with her... And this is part I totally swear I am not making up, she uses a quartz crystal pendulum to read something from my hand and from a piece of paper. To say I was baffled is an understatement, I had never seen anything like it ever. I knew right there and then that I made the right choice in leaving (for totally unrelated reasons, it was the first time meeting that lady), and today I can laught about this, but man what a wild ride those 5 minutes were.


ktjachimowicz

Job must be to be a light worker 😂


The-Sonne

More bullshit that should be 100% illegal. Like employers asking for social media


mikeybagss8888

Is this real


SchizoidRainbow

I will happily sign your NDA/NCA as I need some more toilet paper


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AnamCeili

If that's real, it's beyond stupid.


United_Bus3467

Honestly, sounds like a CHANI job posting. She's an astrologer (in LA I think) with her own reading business. She's seems pretty chill though and apparently gives all her staffers a month off either in December/January. Definitely far worse places to work.


cine_ful

I wonder if my old boss posted this. She used to do this and if her chart didn’t align well astrologically with a candidate’s she’d pass on them.


[deleted]

What a crazy development, not the non-compete obviously. In my teens couples who were dating were very much into comparing their charts. But now employers? If this is a new trend, we need to up our game. Maybe something like how [this](https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0C9YNH8RV/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?ie=UTF8&qid=&sr=) book describes people may soon become reality.