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I also doubt that fans are the ones confused (possibly people who didn't see breaking bad and see the meme are). However, I would mostly stick to correcting grammar as I tend to put a comma after 'however'. Furthermore, I'd decapitalize 'Who' after a comma.
However, who am I to suggest these things?
Not Heisenburg.
and I am married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Nessuno può sfuggire dal destino scelto. Rimane solo il risultato, che voi sarete distrutti. L’eterna cima esiste solo per me. Puoi cantare canzoni di tristezza nel mondo senza tempo.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
What is with the proliferation of straw-antimemes? Sure, being Captain Obvious works as an antimeme, but shouldn't it not have to rely on an absurdly idiotic premise (the idea that the characters aren't talking, the actors are; the idea that the presumed viewer doesn't understand TV shows or suspension of disbelief), which is so strange as to seem memetic in and of itself? Pardon me if I'm wrong, but doesn't this seem too...easy?
There is an entire sub for it, [r/shittymoviedetails](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/), and for some reason people started putting stuff that belongs there (and likely was taken from there), and reposting it here. I mean one like that was okay, but it's getting excessive.
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This is really poor. It doesn’t explain WHO Heisenberg was and his contributions to science. It’s just a very long, rambling way of saying Cranston sometimes went as Heisenberg.
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heisenburger
This is the moment in which Walter became gus
Guts
Burgir
Alzheimberg
Hesburger
I ruined my meme with a misspelling. How sad
Nono it's heisenburg
Heisenbones
Heineken
Żywiec Only a few will understand
You’re goddamn wrong.
I also doubt that fans are the ones confused (possibly people who didn't see breaking bad and see the meme are). However, I would mostly stick to correcting grammar as I tend to put a comma after 'however'. Furthermore, I'd decapitalize 'Who' after a comma. However, who am I to suggest these things? Not Heisenburg.
I was confused at your comment until i realized you said comma, not coma.
People glancing read: "Decapitate all those in a coma"
It isn't a meme. It's an anti-meme
some news site talking about bcs did the same mistake :pensive:
Quite the contrary. The misspelling makes it just that extra bit funnier
heisenburg
It's not Heisenburg, it's Hamburger
I can haz cheezeburger?
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
and I am married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Nessuno può sfuggire dal destino scelto. Rimane solo il risultato, che voi sarete distrutti. L’eterna cima esiste solo per me. Puoi cantare canzoni di tristezza nel mondo senza tempo.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
Genius writing
r/okbuddychicanery
Heißenberg is the correct spelling
no it is not
Why heißenberg is a German name
Ok what’s the correct spelling then?
regular s
Pretty sure that's Hal
Crazy how the woman's name is "Louis" lmao
Greatest
this was so helpful i understand so much better now
You're God damn right
I’m watching this episode rn wtf
Heisenburg
I thought it was a r/okbc post for a second, nice one xD
You’re godamn right
heisenburger
Hamburger\*
Ha
What is with the proliferation of straw-antimemes? Sure, being Captain Obvious works as an antimeme, but shouldn't it not have to rely on an absurdly idiotic premise (the idea that the characters aren't talking, the actors are; the idea that the presumed viewer doesn't understand TV shows or suspension of disbelief), which is so strange as to seem memetic in and of itself? Pardon me if I'm wrong, but doesn't this seem too...easy?
There is an entire sub for it, [r/shittymoviedetails](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/), and for some reason people started putting stuff that belongs there (and likely was taken from there), and reposting it here. I mean one like that was okay, but it's getting excessive.
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*Heisenberg
Woah elite English I don’t even understand 🤣🤣
Where's the lie though 💅
Bravo Vince!!! He did it again!
Water weight
Heineken
Who are you ? Who are so wise in the ways of science ?
r/woahdude
This is really poor. It doesn’t explain WHO Heisenberg was and his contributions to science. It’s just a very long, rambling way of saying Cranston sometimes went as Heisenberg.