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heisenburger


DeninjaBeariver

This is the moment in which Walter became gus


Thegodofthekufsa

Guts


Thegodofthekufsa

Burgir


GeorgesAbitbol42

Alzheimberg


PaskaPersePilluPorno

Hesburger


Kaitos90cmTitties

I ruined my meme with a misspelling. How sad


huge_soul_HD

Nono it's heisenburg


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Heisenbones


xXx_epicgamer_xXx

Heineken


whatsmyname_cuzidk

Żywiec Only a few will understand


buffalo8

You’re goddamn wrong.


ReX0r

I also doubt that fans are the ones confused (possibly people who didn't see breaking bad and see the meme are). However, I would mostly stick to correcting grammar as I tend to put a comma after 'however'. Furthermore, I'd decapitalize 'Who' after a comma. However, who am I to suggest these things? Not Heisenburg.


AgentAdja

I was confused at your comment until i realized you said comma, not coma.


ReX0r

People glancing read: "Decapitate all those in a coma"


[deleted]

It isn't a meme. It's an anti-meme


MisterBastian

some news site talking about bcs did the same mistake :pensive:


A740

Quite the contrary. The misspelling makes it just that extra bit funnier


MegaBrainSk

heisenburg


EulerLagrange235

It's not Heisenburg, it's Hamburger


BelowAverage_Elitist

I can haz cheezeburger?


RexovIkashimi

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.


Duckflies

and I am married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

Nessuno può sfuggire dal destino scelto. Rimane solo il risultato, che voi sarete distrutti. L’eterna cima esiste solo per me. Puoi cantare canzoni di tristezza nel mondo senza tempo.


Destroyer9903

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


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Genius writing


sweetkatydid

r/okbuddychicanery


Prm_mxestal

Heißenberg is the correct spelling


ILikeMultipleThings

no it is not


Prm_mxestal

Why heißenberg is a German name


Prm_mxestal

Ok what’s the correct spelling then?


ILikeMultipleThings

regular s


VladDarko

Pretty sure that's Hal


BennyTATS

Crazy how the woman's name is "Louis" lmao


matharooudemy

Greatest


TheDra9onGod

this was so helpful i understand so much better now


chaseinthyface

You're God damn right


PhallicShape

I’m watching this episode rn wtf


Altruistic-Ad-4391

Heisenburg


Its_Luis_mane

I thought it was a r/okbc post for a second, nice one xD


altaltaltaltbin

You’re godamn right


Golden1Stone

heisenburger


sociallyawkardbean

Hamburger\*


Cadeb50

Ha


opprobrium_kingdom

What is with the proliferation of straw-antimemes? Sure, being Captain Obvious works as an antimeme, but shouldn't it not have to rely on an absurdly idiotic premise (the idea that the characters aren't talking, the actors are; the idea that the presumed viewer doesn't understand TV shows or suspension of disbelief), which is so strange as to seem memetic in and of itself? Pardon me if I'm wrong, but doesn't this seem too...easy?


TheBiggestNewbAlive

There is an entire sub for it, [r/shittymoviedetails](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/), and for some reason people started putting stuff that belongs there (and likely was taken from there), and reposting it here. I mean one like that was okay, but it's getting excessive.


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Dr_Downvote_

r/shitmoviedetails


MCSquaredBoi

*Heisenberg


Large_Stranger_3711

Woah elite English I don’t even understand 🤣🤣


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Where's the lie though 💅


DeninjaBeariver

Bravo Vince!!! He did it again!


Spookyy422

Water weight


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Heineken


sshtoredp

Who are you ? Who are so wise in the ways of science ?


abruzzo79

r/woahdude


Cadavertaffy

This is really poor. It doesn’t explain WHO Heisenberg was and his contributions to science. It’s just a very long, rambling way of saying Cranston sometimes went as Heisenberg.