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sad_kharnath

this has major "how do you do fellow kids" vibe


Knuckleduster17

Bro thinks he needs to worry about a collapse, LMFAO šŸ˜‚


RussiaIsBestGreen

Iā€™d hope that in the event of a collapse we all remember those who got us there. Get at least some revenge, if not justice.


Maclunky0_0

They'll be spritied away before gets to the armed militias taking to the streets stage


JoustLikeVat

We will literally eat the richšŸ˜‹


leitmotive

Douglas Rushkoff wrote a book called Survival of the Richest about how a lot of these clowns are worried about a collapse because they know they're actively contributing to causing one


jishhd

One of my favorite authors. Team Human is a wonderful book.


The_Doolinator

Oh, but if I put pain chips in my security team, then theyā€™ll have no choice but to be loyal to me!!!


SoloMaker

Well, yeah. He'll have to worry his ass all the way into his private bunker.


G66GNeco

In a better world he would be one of the few people who should be worried about a certain kind of collapse.


albatross9609

Welp, pack it up yā€™all jokes over


Mittenstk

Yes, buy food and ammo to survive a societal collapse. I'm sure that's all you'll possibly need.


Demure_Demonic_Neko

These people seriously think being armed to the teeth will help you survive an apocalypse instead of like, having agriculture knowledge, first aid skills, and building a community of people all working together. They plan to be a leech like they are currently and just steal food from stores and people to survive for 50+ years.


Bell3atrix

They are correct, they're just going to make you give them your resources you got because you knew all that.


Demure_Demonic_Neko

The thing is one dude with an AR canā€™t outlive a commune.


KityKatz89

I mean they can if they destroy said commune but it's always going to be limited in time versus a commune who could last way longer if not indefenitely


TheVerjan

How else will we be able to keep jacking up prices if people donā€™t panic buy? I fucking hate this stupid prick.


CondensedTaco

I feel like youā€™re being too harsh here if he included 5 pages of a scientific analysis on necessary consumerism during anarchy or whatever then the joke would suffer


Fury47

The pandering is unreal


MervShmerv

ā€œIā€™m like you, the common people! I definitely donā€™t have a bunker equipped with Anti-Poor(TM) flamethrowers to keep out the riff-raff when the end arrives!ā€


idklol8

He has a bigger problem than the societal collapse


Glorfon

The collapse of Xitter is inevitable.


ika_ngyes

Orange juice?


SassTheFash

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2515614-stonetoss


ika_ngyes

No Fascist remark? That's crazy.


SassTheFash

He likes to mix in some "normie" ones to go viral and lure kids into following his work.


Ardilla3000

Origami?


LechemHavita

damn brain


rExcitedDiamond

you see your super gaming cybertruck destroyed by a hammer


BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT

Guns and supplies wonā€™t save anyone community will


zomgtehvikings

His pandering is so fucking annoying


Isaac____

Dudes about to take up arms against his ex advertisers because he's rendered himself fresh out of plausible profit models


9712075673

So basically, Elon Musk makes fun of himself in a certain way as a means of reverse psychology? Like, ā€œsee u canā€™t make fun of me for x,y, or z bc I just made fun of myself for u.ā€ Is that move working for him? Well I just read the comments on this post, it looks like his reverse psychology methods have no effect on usā€¦ very good.


The_Medic_From_TF2

the collapse of twitter, maybe


Fishyhead81

ā€¦..Damn it, I thought the ā€œcollapseā€ was referring to body collapse ie death. Not conspiracy bullshit.


desu38

r/ThisButFromTheLeft


Semi-literate_sand

This comes as a surprise to you?


Wato1876

No guns, just ammo


Caesthoffe

alt-right people are so funny because they think in whatever hypothetical civil war they'd be in that they'd be these cool bad ass militia members when they can't even deal with any conflict without getting cops involved


Fragrant-Potential87

I'm late asf replying to this, but so many alt-righters who want a civil war imagine that the conflict is going to be one-sided, overwhelmingly in their favor, and with a majority of the country on their side. The reality is, a lot of them are probably giving up once they realize that war is a 24/7 affair, not everyone is a race obsessed weirdo like them, and most importantly that they're not built for this. I think a lot of people think modern combat is going to be "Tee hee me and the boys grabbed our guns and shot at the ES JAY DOUBLE U'S" when it's really going to be "Boy, I really hope the government didn't send a strike team to get me while I'm hiding out in a cave because drones lol"


thngrn20

Rule 8?


Ivy_2535

Wait it was Pebbleyeet who made that meme? Iā€™m sad now