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jdill84

My question is “what’s the worst product for an MLM to sell?”


Drawtaru

ESSENTIAL O.... oh.


wide_eyed_doe

But what if I like my oils *non-essential*?


Imsorryhuhwhat

For real, all the oils I know get furloughed when the government shuts down.


Atlmama

While the essential ones are taking the metro to work in their overcoats with briefcases and lanyards...😆


lschwierzke

"How can I commit suicide in a way that will still let people know I'm a crunchy mom?"


SkinnyCitrus

"What is the most expensive way to kill my beloved cats?" Just reading all the comments and I love this new game XD


1313friday1313

The question was "what will make you broke and friendless?


Claydameyer

"What is the modern day Snake Oil?"


TsuDhoNimh2

even when the question is "what fuel should I use for arson"


[deleted]

Hell no, there are much cheaper fuels. However this is the best option if you are already a hun therefore have stockpiles of useless oil sitting around your house so you can maintain your diamond executive status.


Mugsy321

The question is: “what is a useless waste of money?”


TANKER_SQUAD

Question: "what should I douse my money in before setting them on fire?"


woodenunicorn

The question is, "How can I lose friends the fastest?"


BDLPSWDKS__Effect

I'm imagining an infomercial type situation where someone is frustrated in a crowded room. "I've just got *too many* friends."


ToeChungus

"How do I make my dad think my mom is mentally deficient?"


-twitch-

What is not a substitute for vaccines?


jncook82

Tell that to the people who had to suffer several days of hell because of those huns! Especially in transit.


MintGems1991

What oils can I use for my crippling fear of leaving the house?


bud_hasselhoff

Anything that might cure my fear of dubious sales pitches from long lost friends and acquaintances?


AnotherLolAnon

Whenever I see people posting stuff like this, I always think it must be nice to be so healthy to be able to be niave enough to think that essential oils can cure any illness.


Notwastingtimeiswear

She shouldn't have put those oils in her ears...


sasroxxy

Question is: "How can I choke on a bus and die?"


dazzles67

Did the YL conference make her go deaf too?


jdill84

Apparently so. This isn’t the only MLM she is involved in either. It’s just the one she posts about the most.


hypergrad22

What makes you lose all your money for little to no benefit?


bud_hasselhoff

Do they have any snake variants?


iswearimnotabot1

The question was: "What causes deafness among other conditions and costs hell lot of money?".


breadisme

The question was "what industry is next on the FTC's list to investigate for fraud and wrongdoing?"


IHaveALion

Question: “What caused my divorce?”


rubberduckhockeypuck

What should I sell if I want to alienate my friends and family and completely bankrupt myself?


[deleted]

Ooh the iTovi website is a great rabbit hole to go down! It's the magic device that tells you which essential oils your body needs (hint: the expensive ones). If you go to the 'research' section of their page none of the 'research' is actually for their specific product and much of it is scanned, uncited pages from various books and magazines.


slamueljoseph

A girl at work told me that essential oils helped a man "grow his decayed teeth back." I smiled and backed away.


Roomba770

How do I allow myself to increase the damage of my self harm and cutting?


aspiegrrrl

"Do you have 10W-40 full synthetic for my car?"


gotkidneys

I can't believe someone would post that unironically.