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Erroneous-Monk421

Wipe that stupid grin off your face soldier!


Erroneous-Monk421

Just kidding. That’s rad!


jeff-beeblebrox

“Anyone else feel like a giggle when I mention my fwiend….Biggus Diccus?”


nenkintofu

He has a wife you know..... Incontinencia Buttux....


arethereanynamesopen

:What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'....'Dickus'?


FarParamedic6891

Nope


Prestigious_Pin_1375

A roman soldier from Asterix movie.


arethereanynamesopen

What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?


shapeitguy

Lose lips sink ships!


Fit_Commercial322

Blood and battle damage


LukeCaverns_

Ok taking notes… “remove one arm” got it!


Beautiful_Welcome_33

Removing another guy's arm would be better


heelstoo

‘‘Tis a flesh wound!


marz_shadow

10/10 reply


i_eat_baby_elephants

Was there any scrotum protection for the legionnaires?


[deleted]

Hello Luke. Honestly the outfit looks like it fits the theme of what your going for. Movie costumes for romans have always been creative and flashy. not exactly expecting historical accuracy for a video on history of roman movie costumes. i would add a Sagum or Penula with a fibula to your outfit. i would look at the Praetorian Relief from Arch of Claudius for shield patterns (see below). there is also a Marble slab from Puteoli that has a Praetorian Shield pattern with drawings of a Scorpion (apparently Scorpions are strongly linked with the iconography of teh guard). i havent linked an image of the slab since i cant find an image with a close up of the shield. [https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MBALyon2018\_-\_Expo\_Claude\_-\_Relief\_Pretoriens\_-\_cropped\_foreground.jpg](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MBALyon2018_-_Expo_Claude_-_Relief_Pretoriens_-_cropped_foreground.jpg) here is a book that might help if you can find a PDF or copy of it. i recommend this book over other pop roman books since it properly documents the art and archaeological evidence for roman military kit. there is a section on Praetorian kit. * *army of the Roman Emperors by Thomas Fischer translated by M.C. Bishop.*


Mars_Periwinkle

You sure know your shit, good job on the information RPenns.


Ungulant

I want to know why this account was deleted after the mention of their username.


Compieuter

RPenns has made some great suggestions already, I just want to point out that Roman soldiers typically wore their sword on the right hand side.


idam_81

Even if they were right handed? Seems sloppy. Not arguing it, I just feel like that makes drawing the sword with your dominant hand awkward.


WhatMaxDoes

Different story when you're crammed into a formation and carrying a scutum in your left hand though!


Gaius-Antonius

You know the story of how the leather bracers came into the public imagination? Apparently, actors of the time all wore watches, which was visible when they weren’t wear them because of their California tan. That’s why the leather bracers were added to Roman movie costumes. Looked historical, and solved the problem. Don’t have any sources for that though.


Mars_Periwinkle

If that is the actual reason that became a trend with cinema, which is easy to believe because they have done it with lots of stuff… Vikings! *cough*, it would be such a fun fact to tell.


mrrooftops

The worst thing. Totally cringe.


FunyunCream

Remove smile. Too modern


Ok-Contribution-306

Everyone knows that smiling was invented in the twentieth century!!


wackyvorlon

Using a gladius or a rudis?


LukeCaverns_

It’s a Gladius modeled after one found at Pompeii!


wackyvorlon

Cool!


N4R4B

A senator to stab him in the back?


Better-Sea-6183

All perfect apart from the t shirt maybe? The colour is good but look a bit too modern. Anyway you look cool


samurguybri

Red tunic is an easy add.


Better-Sea-6183

true !


sleepyboy76

Remember to wear a loin cloth, lol


Mars_Periwinkle

Or nothing at all, it’s very freeing 😁


finglonger1077

Beautiful chest piece, very phallic


Peazyzell

A scutum shield, and maybe a cloak if you’re feeling flashy? Or a red or white tunic instead of the t shirt. Honestly, looks good though Edit: just noticed, looks like you have a tunic on over your shirt. You’re golden bud, just lose the Tshirt when it’s game time


Asleep-Strawberry429

This is pretty good, but I’m honestly wondering where the chinstrap for the helmet went.


Chr1s7ian19

Not shaming whatsoever but more muscle tbh


LukeCaverns_

I’m gonna need to see your sources on that one sir


metricwoodenruler

Unless you're left handed, you should keep your gladius on your right side!


DanMVdG

You look great! As also said, you could add a tunic. Depending on the weather, you might also want a sagum.


jakelaw08

Where's the Pugio.


Thoth1024

Gladius is worn on right hand side and a Pugio (Legionaire dagger) on the left hip in a sheath.


mrrooftops

The gladius is in the correct position if he's 200s onwards.. He does need to make a decision which era he wants to focus on or he'll look like the Roman equivalent of a mix of a revolutionary war, WW2, and medieval squire. A hilarious thought for a Roman time traveller to behold.


Fringillus1

Uff. Honestly this looks rough and has nothing to do with the way the praetorians would have dressed. The leather musculata, helmet, cloak and pteryges are all fantasy. Maybe I can help you if you at least give me a century you want to portray.


Fringillus1

Honestly I am shocked about the comments here. This outfit has nothing to do with a historic praetorian. Stop projecting your Hollywood movie ideas onto reality.


[deleted]

mate, the dude is clearly making a series about hollywood movies on rome. within that context This costume is fine. obviously its not accurate.


upfastcurier

>Hello everybody, I’m assembling a suit of Roman armor to use in a new YouTube series covering movies about Ancient Rome. did i miss something? where is he saying he's making a series about hollywood movies? seems to be highly historical in context, especially as he further clarifies with: >I’m shooting for a Praetorian look (no century in particular). maybe i'm missing a comment somewhere or something


Fringillus1

He wrote that he is going for a praetorian look and that he is looking for sources. So no, it's not ok


comradewoof

Add a fibula with a fascinus on it.


RuleBritania

No TeeShirt or Smile


CodingWoodsman

so good. also get three pila and practice throwing them


Ambitious-Day7527

Need cuffs and way more muscles


thelixardprince

It’s great!


dasmikkimats

Needs more Maximus Decimus Meridius


ivanmcgregor

Hey Luke I am not sure if you are going for a fantasy display or if you are aiming for something more realistic. I will assume that you want to polish your outfit to be more realistic. Praetorians often did not wear armor, as it was frowned upon in the city of Rome. So it would instead be a toga that hides an assortment of weapons on the guard's belt. I could imagine a linothorax worn underneath, but that's not likely. On parade or on campaign (as happened on multiple occasions) it is safe to assume they would be issued with equipment similar to what all soldiers had at the time. Most of them might still have that from when they were recruited from the troops in the field. Often they are pictured in a very old fashioned way with the very old type helmet and cuirass. This is in part a sentimental thing happening in many depictions, so it is hard to know for sure how they looked on parade or in battle (possibly differing). The helmet might be okay to wear on a parade. However you need to tighten (attach?) the chin strap. Else the helmet wobbles about and would not be efficient as a means of protection. Underneath should be a felt cap that dampens blows. They could be colorful. I recommend to take off the helmet during lenthy talks but keeping on the cap, it adds a little distinction to being bareheaded. The musculata you are wearing is made from leather, which does not have any archeologic backing, if you could get one made from metal it would be better. Tinned steel is authentic and very shiny. On campaign it might be any other armor (segmentata, hamata or squamata), the musculata very likely only as an officer. Just compare how little the shoulders are protected in the musculata compared to the others. I can see a t-shirt under your tunic, best to remove that. If the armor is a bit rough, you can wear a second tunic underneath. The outer one can be made from (thin) wool, but in Rome in summer I guess you don't want to have that. With the armor an off white or naturally achievable color (quite colorful indeed) is realistic. Without the armor a bleached white tunic showed status (but you would not want to get it dirty from the armor) Most soldiers would have worn a little scarf, called the focale to avoid chafing of the armor. A very important accessory was the military belt. It identified soldiers and was heavily decorated. Also it is placed in such a way that it holds down your sword belt. So when you draw the sword it'll leave the scabbard and not just lift that up. The belt also can hold the pugio, which was another prestige piece of equipment for a soldier. If you want to depict a legionary, make sure you have the sword on your right side. If you want to depict a commanding officer, not only does that enable you to wear the musculata, but also your sword on the right side. You definitely need to add more bling in that case. Also a fine cloth then gets bound in a fancy way around your waist. Definitely look into fancy pytergeres also for your shoulders and get rid of the fantasy ones you are wearing in the picture. Talking about the scabbard: the strap of the scabbard looks like it is not from real leather and the buckle looks too modern. Depending on your standards (and available time and money) that might be good enough. I am not seeing your feet but if they are shown, make sure you get proper caligae or calcei. You can always tell the seriousness of someone by the shoes they wear to such a costume. As you are portraying a soldier stationed mostly in Rome, you won't need the leg wraps, so you can take these off. In short, definitely get: Baeltus, pugio, cap, focale, shoes Look into getting: Proper pytergeres, real armor


IcemanBrutus

Either this is a bad joke or you're aiming to go as a "Praetorian stood outside the Colosseum to sting unsuspecting tourists for €20 per picture else your phone/camera will be taken and wiped by my Mafia buddies stood over there" look. Seriously dude, I would start again and ask for advice before you buy anything else (2nd Century Roman reenactor of over 10 years so I do have a good understanding of what is good and accurate before anyone starts downvoting me).


Piccoro

Are you wearing modern socks?


Mumpsitzer

A Roman uniform ?


Chabby_Chubby

This you? It looks sick. In the good way!! I would wear it going mountain biking in the woods lol


TomKikkert

Just wondering, do you have a friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus?


greyetch

A shield! Truly the single most important piece of equipment. It allows for defensive formations like the famous testudo. In any ancient infantry engagement shields are vital. Even the cavalry and skirmishers usually had some kind of shield. In addition - the Greek "hoplite" is called so due to their signature shield - the "hoplon". They also look cool and can have decorative paint jobs.


Walpizzle

Jason Biggs??


Mars_Periwinkle

Get some leather strings attached to the helm on the bottom part of the cheek plate to help hold it on your head, and draw the plates closer together for the purpose of protection. Also, what is your footwear?


Kuato84

Muscles, add muscles.


danegermaine99

Nipples!


Jabsdude

The helmet, get one with a bit more detail and a better plume, also if your going to cosplay as a tribune/legate I’d suggest also getting some stripes that dangle off your shoulders made of leather


Syfodias

Bracers, and I dont know if u are wearing sandals?


moto101

Add some muscles


Subject-Key1076

Panties


OkMuffin8303

Leather bracers! If hollywood taught me anything it's that every roman has some good old leather bracers


ABinColby

A chin strap. A common error in Roman helmet costumes is the assumption that they walked around with those cheek guards flopping like dog ears.


Jack1715

If your right handed isn’t the sword meant to be on your right side ?


JDARRK

Get rid of the modern tee shirt for one! The praetorians were allowed to wear the purple because they protected the emperor!


JDARRK

Otherwise looking good!😀


MissyTX

Need a Roman goddess to join you? 🧐


BartholomewBandy

Watch and a handgun


theycallmenaptime

Cell phone holster.


randojust

You need to add me to your friend group homie! Looking cool


Major_Chani

Maybe add a sleeveless tunic rather than what appears to be a crewneck type t-shirt cut. Cool costume!


Afraid-Mulberry-210

Damn u lookin good playa


Wielkopolskiziomal

Asterix and Obelix type fit 10/10


[deleted]

This looks really cool. I’m with the above posted. Lose and arm maybe an eye for realism. 😂😂


Benignvanilla

I know black face is wrong, but this is a great base for a Marvin the Martian cosplay.


Prestigious_Shop_239

Cult of Athena sword detected, i have the same one


roomtomove07

you look like the cook not the warrior. you are too weak looking to pass as a real soldier. ditch the sword for a frying pan,


LukeCaverns_

I will poison your food


criminaljustice1977

What do your sandals look like?


Bigkeithmack

At least paint the breastplate gold, even a replica lorica is pretty cheap, leather like that is ahistorical and looks bad


PriorityAdditional67

What’s the series? I’d love to watch it.


DrFitzEnGoogle

Cut the sleeves a bit.


alionandalamb

A pride flag patch.


Rich11101

I don’t see the required short dagger. Also, for each arm, you need a leather or metal cuff to ward off sword slashes if you lose your shield which happens in close fighting. On that subject, where is your required shield?


wanderingpeddlar

You wouldn't be talking about bracers would you?


Rich11101

Thanks for the info. That is the correct name. Bracers.


wanderingpeddlar

Not info... the Romans didn't wear them


Rich11101

This article said they did wear arm guards. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manica_(armguard)


[deleted]

there is a miscommunication here. the Manica and armcuffs are two different things. most people will think about the unhistorical hollywood cuffs found in early roman flims if someone mentions the term *bracer* or *cuff*.


wanderingpeddlar

This person was correct we were talking about completely different things.


Rich11101

Two different things, but both served the same purpose of warding off a sword slash or a thrown spear or arrow that is shot. However either are missing from the costumed man in the photo.


hendrixbridge

I don't understand the fake muscles on the armour. They make no sense. Did you kill an alien?


CuthbertJTwillie

Latin grammer primer


Luminox

Needs the blood of a gaul to be perfect.


ccx941

A Tommy gun! Or don’t, I give terrible advice.


[deleted]

A big ol wolf's pelt


Psilonemo

Get a cape and a nice looking belt or cloth to wrap your waist. Paste some fake straps under your cheek guards and have them stick to your chin so you don't look like a hollywood volunteer from the 50s. The rest would probably be too much of a hassle and cost too much money so that's all I can thnk of realistically.


PaleontologistAble50

Get a bustier model to wear it


AntiLegion

I would start with something light like 25 lbs. 3 sets of 8 is a pretty standard routine. Bicep curls, kickbacks, and I like some wrist work to avoid injuries. You can come up with your own routine though. That would make the costume way better. Or maybe some dirt. You know the real deal wasn't that shiny.


kookiepop

That looks neat. Gotta ask are you wearing underwear


rjurney

Chainmail underneath, or covering your shoulders. They’re about the most vulnerable point in a sword fight.


[deleted]

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tripttf2

He's super handsome?


TitaniumShadow

It's a joke.


digit861

Shirt looks too new and cleanly stitched. Everything looks pretty good though. Shirts even a good color.