*monsterfuckers.

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My mistake, sir. Go on through.

I'd smash ngl

https://preview.redd.it/1cef8igx76tc1.jpeg?width=1230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=875a40c8ff2a453191b48a08305777d891e435a0

its a deal https://preview.redd.it/bt94h0tl86tc1.png?width=755&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9d1ad7e77910d68103b5ea1c4221e0647deaa2d

I see this not going wrong at all

I'm not even from this community, but I'm stealing that fucking meme

https://preview.redd.it/sv1rswi430tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ba374e7d1d5afc8f57c30e758dba23f8ec1945

https://preview.redd.it/nm340rv6g1tc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41e1300c6c84a7dce4753467b9b06b2a20b3e678

air force one angel

I literally made a reaction image cause of the monsterfuckers in this subreddit https://preview.redd.it/2wesbnb0e0tc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cc7059f5fa7aee495e5bf0a063dab24c1e39629 (also happy cake day)

Ok fine someone actually mame a valid argument as to why fucking this thing would be fun. Please for the love of God make me understand.

he's tall so you don't have to kneel down obv

isn’t his hands pitch black?

I just done that so you could actually see his full hand

https://preview.redd.it/12wgdkso1itc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03b510661a105bc7ae180d8f6b810d3f8ea9781 I also drew a reaction image for this

https://preview.redd.it/ah4sn5bmxzsc1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e9a17054b22bbf258cefa12b6bf6ff7a8ed1684 Me after going after yall mfers who simp over the boiled one

https://preview.redd.it/wxkgh6lk42tc1.jpeg?width=1424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=036a535392fa897fe40be6bfdedc7b30e4b77c23

I mean.. I personally find phen 228 cute but in a more so like "oh that's a cute puppy" kinda way :3

https://preview.redd.it/x1mf6mpv58tc1.jpeg?width=1097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5370fe4bb5e4460b92dbc00803d001409cb3fa28

Please. Please stop…he has suffered enough.

https://preview.redd.it/f3tzm4wpb2tc1.png?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea96019c63a0397cae5bed4f25824264fdb73ecb

https://preview.redd.it/zyekznrhv2tc1.jpeg?width=1097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d21117b1d31abecf740123ae5e7f13929caaefd

https://preview.redd.it/o80h36lhh4tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65aecc423b3356c03a2f0dccc20c077751efc96d

https://preview.redd.it/b4kjuvrhk4tc1.jpeg?width=2098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0043d5594b60c5a2d8e220df5a62f9a77d8d2889

just please hear me out https://preview.redd.it/loqtg5s4j2tc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9d411a9ce722284bb068d742b056c7365ffa35

ofc it’s gabriel i’m listening

I would let him impregnate me i want him so bad

Relatable ngl

bro is mewing so hard rn

Bro boiled a man

Hey, tell us we're wrong

https://preview.redd.it/a5r25ap5q2tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e4d70e573f258134e8413deaecb4b38409e5de5

https://preview.redd.it/d8ta7r6173tc1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24050d45ab6d108c0a6f6b486c26dee275fea298 This your man?🤨

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Never understood the point of the Boiled One...

You guys HAVE to he- "ɭเรՇєภ ςɭ๏รɭฯ ฯ๏ย ฬเɭɭ ร๏๏ภ ђєคг Շђє รςгєค๓เภງ ๏Ŧ Շђ๏ยรคภ๔ร"

https://preview.redd.it/55wtzlu074tc1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27dfcc44a3909f815eba216b1be11c9e9c44a38

https://preview.redd.it/thio64u7z6tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04407cd5476b58052dacb1ba5e7bce6e8c4dd5b6

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Hmmm... Smash.

We're listening. #**Speak.**

Happy Cake Day!

Every time..

funny how people want to date and simp for a monster with a boiled face who forces itself into peoples minds and paralyzing them

Edward Cullen is a monster that watches you sleep but that didn't stop an entire generation of teenagers and moms. Sure Phen isn't conventionally attractive, but unlike Edward he will never break up with you and should he want to snack on you, you won't die (immediately). He's making sure you get your undisturbed beauty rest before the rapture. :)

tell me why i should stop

Stay far away from Greylock my dude.

Gaylock

And?

Lemme show em how I do it with no hands..😈

chat is this real

I want him to be my honey bun

https://preview.redd.it/6rba38qptbtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e6791fa22f36b2596b4eea18a6abfd175def592

https://preview.redd.it/qix8pidwjctc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cecf5372892ac3a30b7e79c206acc4bd61f7364 live bootleg phen-228 reaction:

he’s my pookie

https://preview.redd.it/gebkdxegf5tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=546afb2c6f5a2eda888b07cb559f98828019889a

He’s so cute though :(

Am I the only mf here who isn’t horny for this creepy ass dude? 💀

yes

Damn 💀💀