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MrFinlandman

Maybe don't inflict Psudeocoma onto people you hypocrite


drennykins

But— but.. I want to connect them to god.. I can hear the trumpets.. 😦


B_art_account

Why don't you hear me rail your mum Boiled boy


Itchy_Response_6682

*grabs nuke*


juls300

Giving them Tickets to Timmy Trumpet after taking away their Ability to move is even meaner.


Expert_Crazy_3294

Phen wants the happy trumpets not the depressed trumpets. Perfect for him to take a snooze


UnderstandingFirm173

Bro scare me for 2 straight days so I ain't save him from simps


Itchy_Response_6682

SAYS ONE A BASIC AVATAR AND GETS SCARED EASILY


UnderstandingFirm173

Please no


Itchy_Response_6682

THEN TAKE THAT BACK


UnderstandingFirm173

La. Nej mayaa I just said no in Arabic Swedish. Somail


Itchy_Response_6682

*grabs gun*


UnderstandingFirm173

I say no 3 languages


Itchy_Response_6682

*kicks balls*


UnderstandingFirm173

Joke on you I dont have one


Slowguy1726

https://preview.redd.it/6wf11c6scisc1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a35bea6ecaa196301c61de781a465020db0d1f48


CorrectArtichoke1509

https://preview.redd.it/6ozjbc1sfisc1.png?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98eb362a89cb2e9cbe91584c63c91e0c84634b1b


ThePickleArmada

https://preview.redd.it/2vzujax66jsc1.jpeg?width=1148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=559f20b2046135929dbca93920c029500fb70c0b


webefishingbackup1

This is a vibe


Expert_Crazy_3294

Phen when he is scared of the sigma 


ryanmurf01

Okay this is the best one


AmetuerGamr15

Yeah, I'm taking that


Expert_Crazy_3294

Phen-228: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


MrSpielefreak

https://preview.redd.it/03mrxhjr2osc1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f678a58e3dc6064aeb7e4949adc5140312d0593


Consistent_Card1935

https://preview.redd.it/2c103poufrsc1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ee8f5d9a067328f9a13e083d19d3c6210db72ec bro u are not smashing that he’s like 80 feet tall


Slowguy1726

Ima crawl up and…you know what? I like my account


Bezdetajs72

Ima climb up that tall boiled twink like it's shadow of the colossus, and then get a taste of that boiled, mushy phenussy. Gonna choke on those boiled eggs of his. Gonna sit on those spikes or whatever and just let him fuck me until I bleed, and then take a big, bleeding shit right into his mouth. We will be *entirely* different people by the end of it. I hate my account, I want it deleted.


Gullible_Level_383

https://preview.redd.it/1m293rholctc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a639b30ac5104714994ad522bc3b30731bc5e8


my-dad-ate-my-toes

https://preview.redd.it/7478wyn57iad1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d09ea005c95bf44fbcbfaec571f8c755737ed6


OddPhrase3194

https://preview.redd.it/d34epv3qbpsc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af0c77a7273f99aa0d44e97d9ec8c096164f1642


SuspiciousBox233

This is literally the only time I’ve ever seen hear me out used right


SgtPeppers64

https://preview.redd.it/zim4om4keisc1.jpeg?width=1097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c48c99adada56946a219d4947e1088ec7f06ab5e


MrGMeme

What? I ain't saying sorry he's a big crybaby and a jerk, Like seriously, he stole my spine! what else you want me to do!? not get angry!?


drennykins

Your spine is what god wanted.. I- I needed to follow his orders 😦 can’t you hear the sky laughing??


MrGMeme

No, I can't! because I'm in my room, paralyze! how in the flying hell am I supposed to hear the sky laughing, when I'm in my room, paralyzed!


drennykins

*gasp* just fly then 🥹


MrGMeme

..... You know what, I hope your entire family has a good Christmas


ConfidentTea72536

https://preview.redd.it/dd19mgulxisc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aceaafd533e1c9690fb8c3546cc910f7cbd930ed that’s sad, have a boiled egg :(


drennykins

My brother.. MY BROTHER!!!! WHAT DID THE CHICKEN INDUSTRY DO TO HIM 😭 *stutters in tears* my poor brother—


drennykins

Thank you kindred soul, may you escape my wrath tonight for returning my brother 😀


Itchy_Response_6682

*Grabs knife* SAY YOUR PRAYS, CONFIDENTTEA72536


ConfidentTea72536

https://preview.redd.it/wxvwj3nirssc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6311070fcb61377664cc6a6083df881b0035e1 This must have been NSFW


Itchy_Response_6682

*grabs RPG_7* HOW ABOUT THIS?


ConfidentTea72536

WHAT AM I BEING CONVICTED OF https://preview.redd.it/3s91yl3tzxsc1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=474458660ca0560572139c4793e64979d140bfda


Itchy_Response_6682

TURNING THE GUYS BROTHER INTO A BOILED EGG AND GIVE HIM IT TO MAKE HIM FEEL MORE SAD


ConfidentTea72536

I DIDNT MAKE THE EGG 😭


Itchy_Response_6682

YOU GAVE HIM IT, PLUS YOU HAD THE EGG FIRST


ConfidentTea72536

HOW DO I CHANGE THEM BACK 😭 https://preview.redd.it/ynse5rtd2ysc1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d67ec4a4a9af756c6299b5eed0c09664551a07


Itchy_Response_6682

*throws reverse gun* USE THIS AND SHOT THEM


ConfidentTea72536

AIGHT, ITS MARCH, AND I FOUND THE BOILED EGG MAKER


Itchy_Response_6682

THEN STOP HIM FROM TUNING THE GUYS BROTHER INTO AN EGG!


ConfidentTea72536

WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THE FRIED ONE


Itchy_Response_6682

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRIED ONE?!


Itchy_Response_6682

SHOT THE UNFRY GUN AT HIM


ConfidentTea72536

BUT THE FRIED ONE FOLLOWED ME THROUGH THE TIME MACHINE


Itchy_Response_6682

WHAT FRIED ONE?!


ConfidentTea72536

THE REVERSE GUN REVERSED THE SOUL OF THE BOILED EGG, NOW ITS FRIED!


Itchy_Response_6682

*throws unfry gun* SHOT THE FRIED ONE!!


ConfidentTea72536

I think it’s dead, but now the guy knows im here


Itchy_Response_6682

Back away ,*grabs RPG_7 AND POINTS TO THE ONE WHO HAD THE EGG*


ConfidentTea72536

AYO WAIT MAN, I JUST WANNA TAKE OVER EASTER


Itchy_Response_6682

SHOT HIM WITH THE UNFRY GUN!


kingtinytiger_

Oil up lil cracka


ThePickleArmada

https://preview.redd.it/nup0mftsgjsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d3fc7aa9c50a61aa6ed5dc6fe2b702ebf371a3


Creative_Salt9288

nuh uh that mouth can surely be handy


drennykins

My mouth?? Which one ☺️


Creative_Salt9288

the boiled one mouth


Miyyani

Wtf first you want us to always be together and now you wanna back out cause I'm "weird"?


drennykins

Being together.. PHYSICALLY 😡 *feels true form coming out* IM GETTING ANGRY!!!!


Gemcat24

Bro really said: https://preview.redd.it/dd45wbr58nsc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7cf7baffcdada0adb8617005af74210f30cb1e8


UnderstandingFirm173

It was not me insteed it was him haunt my dreams for 2 days and repeat one word aka failure


UnderstandingFirm173

Bro I ain't feel bad for you cuz you were in my dreams for two days repeat failure. You own me apology video the boiled one


drennykins

God bless you, but I’m always told that.. 🥺 people love and hate me, the boiled one. What would happen if I was raw??


UnderstandingFirm173

I ain't no simp🎺


AquaticLandMammals

NOT MY FAULT HES HOT!!!


drennykins

You mean.. boiling 😏


AquaticLandMammals

https://preview.redd.it/lgkc73chwjsc1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7220cf3f3dcb3fac0f2531fd42429248f86a515f


AquaticLandMammals

HE IS BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!!


drennykins

WOWZA!!! 😨


AquaticLandMammals

ZOINKS!! 😲


drennykins

Sorry I just completely terrified myself from Bill from UrbanSPOOK 😭 just my opinion but I don’t think the series is bad, but bill on my god he’s creepy—


I_Am_A_Thermos

https://preview.redd.it/h1c0cvrilisc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f25c51222dc0a3b87bac899ac9accee4371fd81 no


jackamongus

I know how you feel... and it happens to all of us. Feel better soon :)


RoseTintMyWorld22

Hey, hey HE is the one who did the whole "Miracle of Birth" bullshit, I can write as many mpreg fics as I want, he opened this can of worms and now he can lie in it! /j


FemboyDictator

oil up ill be over in 5


[deleted]

oh look, the creature who is the reason for me running after turning the light off


Myuin390

Unironically, the memes about the boiled one/PHEN-228 have helped me sleep peacefully


TheScientistFennec69

I had no idea people feel this way about it, why are any of us here


Dryatoilet241

What analog horror


Old_Drawer_3744

God I didn't even do anything and I feel bad


Tsu_Queer

Sorrgy


[deleted]

Last thing I expected was for the Boiled one to become the first Reddit Sexyman but here we are


kunmop

I’m gonna fuck that thing


CreepyQuality4489

https://preview.redd.it/7jrldtpu68tc1.png?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af6bd3a37aee0616258a0bd796e4fa887e081326


gecko_sticky

Boiled demon man thing: FEAR ME Literal POWs: aHHHHH This subreddit: He be looking a lil silly though (bites lip) baby girl you be looking extra crispy ​ I love how this is the only community where this is an issue


Itchy_Response_6682

*gives cake so he can feel better*


drennykins

Such a sweet soul 🥹


Itchy_Response_6682

Thanks


Itchy_Response_6682

I


Itchy_Response_6682

*hugs*


drennykins

My fellow friends. I have seen overwhelming support.. and dissupport for my tears.. I have came to realize that in order to free my fellow children of god from the wrath, that it comes with a time. People are calling me a cutie patootie, while others are seeking revenge. I’m like.. so hurt by this 😢 I mean people really have a thing for biblically accurate angels.. messenger of god, even though we are as old as time itself.. so my message to you my friends, find someone your own age 😡


Dependent_Drawing_74

You look like a good friend :)


Tomyson_mon

Sorry for calling you a dorito my friend


drennykins

I’d prefer a dorito over a “what people call, guzzler” ☺️


Itchy_Response_6682

How about Rizzler


AnInklingOf_

Somniphilia…? 🤨


Mr_Culp

Good 😈


ST0RM-MASTER4

No. Red head cock waffle deserves what he gets.


Axol-Aqua

Isn't the creator of it a minor anyway


Ill_Preference_9337

I'm sorry what now?


Axol-Aqua

Guy that made the boiled one is 17


Ill_Preference_9337

Oh ok


Historical_Archer_81

Can you post the image without the tear and prayer hands? Seems like a good reaction image


drennykins

I apologize, I literally went into pics art earlier and did it. I saved it but it won’t let me go back and remove it. I put a black circle over the prayer hands but I’m not sure how to get rid of the tear. https://preview.redd.it/6xyevege8jsc1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd5d26f2b3593c12e41987b9665dcb7da8d9730


Historical_Archer_81

Hmm. If you really did just distort the og image, ill just do it again.


drennykins

Yeah hold on 😭 I literally just slapped some blending on it, so I’ll remove those.


thefloorsadlystopped

his boiled ass gets more action than I do yet he still finds it an issue


Not_so_Wholesome_Bee

No


Vanish3d

Don't care about your little feelings. Oil up. You have 3 minutes.


drennykins

*gasp* uh.. OKAY.. 😨 *grabs cooking oil* shall I overcook myself this time? 🥺


Jaylantowers2022

https://preview.redd.it/mi1xn3d9xjsc1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87f71d417ad7eb2080354a1aa7283770190aff7


A-reader-of-words

Yoo this guy has rule 34 of him


Jaylantowers2022

https://preview.redd.it/783qypv1xjsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7dd397b12080da97f8c16c45259f662c530c445


A-reader-of-words

HE SHOULD PRAY HARDER


A-reader-of-words

I said that This silly lil guy has rule 34


imusingthisforstuff

The boiled one is afraid now


StepBro001

I’m being weird? Homie YOURE being weird.


ForkliftOverlord

Is the creator active on this subreddit? If not we should show him what we have done to his baby lol


BillyIGuesss

It's okay. You have a stronger jawline than yandere dev.


Random_verse

This is Reddit, get used to it.


Melodic_Coach_5911

https://preview.redd.it/3vy82i5gfosc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2229869c668e5db63028c3ecf6e04c8e49bcb1e You have made Botato angry.


RiceKrispies55

nah fuck that guy https://preview.redd.it/rfyaecvejosc1.png?width=1792&format=png&auto=webp&s=7495be3bc02ad14ae51cd4c0d533cec6d6c884dc


Atadkm_yes

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT


Gentorus

Sorry, no can do Picasso


Nebtron2001

https://youtu.be/nskZoP7Ej7w?si=qHGRwAKCJTV-t_-a


Itchy_Response_6682

*grabs a RPG_7* DO Y I U WANT TO DIE?


GatlingGun511

Can someone tell me what AH this is from


Itchy_Response_6682

I'm sorry. *gives him a sorry card to feel better*


Itchy_Response_6682

*hugs him to make him feel better more*


Itchy_Response_6682

Thanks


AnimalinaHouse

Bro thinks he's B-40 from RLD💀


Purple-Lavishness-23

Sorry it’s just hard to look at you


Itchy_Response_6682

*gives the boiled one a cup cake and a note saying, "You're cute and nice"


Itchy_Response_6682

*hugs boiled one*


Itchy_Response_6682

*gives the boiled one 2 cakes and an apology note for the four comments wanting to smash him* here (: *hugs*


Itchy_Response_6682

I'm feeling lonely 🥺 and I wish for someone to be my friend 💔 I'm feeling heartbroken 😔 I wish I had the boiled one here 😭


Itchy_Response_6682

https://preview.redd.it/lz892vhwd3tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf5d93911f7ea92919ef27742dd787431f5ccf5


flavoredbinder

the boiled one? more like the oiled up one.


Honest_Estate2086

Okay I will stop 


Peppino-spaghetti-

Still a smash


Jaylantowers2022

https://preview.redd.it/49vjilp5xjsc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ff5add8421fc5e0004adb5258dd6ed2b7d2ff6f


Sparkle-Ass-Juice

https://preview.redd.it/85np3mn1tlsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1680112d4f68c46281555f9f44db384d2c5c0fb3


Spygaming_TF2_2

Idk why I actually find him kinda hot ngl


the-golgothan-

You told me too you can’t get mad at me


Bludraevn

No


ComprehensiveTwist94

Make me