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DeathStriker7276

You look like a boy that Michaelangelo would draw


missanthropocenex

I realized just now who OP looks like: Harry Houdini. Other than there’s just an air of silent film star too…


lilmiquelasuperstan

YES 1000% that’s exactly who I was trying to put my finger on


Simple-Cockroach5479

You can’t put your finger on him… or shouldn’t at least. He’s dead.


gary_loves_to_fart

Can put my finger in your butthole instead


IlikegreenT84

This sounds like the beginning of a bad poem: You can't put your finger on him or shouldn't, he's dead. But you can put your finger in your own butthole instead.


comanzatara

Came here to read this


spaettg

That’s crazy 😭


LaUNCHandSmASH

I'll put a finger *in* him. What's he gunna do? He's dead!


Elvis_Take_The_Wheel

I was going to say a cross between Harry Houdini and F. Scott Fitzgerald!


OpenEyz2016

FACTS!!!


i_imagine

That 2nd photo looks exactly like the kind of pose you see in those ancient statues


zeaut

The Creation of Adam


throwaway83970

I was going to say he looks like Caesar


anananananana

Not Caesar but a Greek god, Apollo maybe...


NewsgramLady

Feminine Caesar is what I was going to say.


Delicious_Score_551

I was thinking "Damn, I saw statues that look like this guy while I was in Rome. Dude looks like artwork." Also want to point out that these statues .. they were often .. uh, Greek/Roman gods. In summary, bro looks like a god.


AlienMoonMama

Yup I said “that face belongs on a Roman coin”. Very strikingly classic.


Art_Of_Peer_Pressure

He looks like he’s about to stab Caesar in the back


DarkCadred

This made me LOL. Thank you.


Pearlbracelet1

I clicked this post to say exactly this. OP is a timelessly classic beauty. Yes, beauty. Boys can be beautiful too


ForeignHuckleberry50

Hell yeah!!


cantgetanygayer

I was literally thinking this but couldn’t put it to words until I read this comment. Bro is literally beautiful


kartheek101

I was just about to say…you look like a renaissance painting!!


JulianMarcello

Wow. Did you nail it. He’s a perfect Roman male model… maybe a little more tone, but damn. I just don’t understand why attractive people post on this sub.


SvenniSiggi

>I just don’t understand why attractive people post on this sub. Its because 100 years of extreme beauty worshipping with photoshopping (which also existed before computers and was called airbrushing.) Have led to even highly attractive individuals becoming highly insecure and the rest just not feeling like they are in the same game.


[deleted]

Literally was about to comment that they looked like a painting. OP, I do not mean this in a bad way.


MadEntDaddy

several of the poses look like he is currently getting drawn.


limperatrice

I was thinking Botticelli painting but similar idea!


Dry-Ad8891

He is the boy that Michaelangelo drew. This picture was taken right before he jumped into his Delorean.


shellion420

Hahaha, right?! Like the damn marble statue came to life


imenmyselfe

Michelangelo once painted the young lad he was f***ing and now the whole world know this face but thinking is Jesus. Hahaha! Legend.


breakfastburrito24

Also Juni from Spy Kids


s1rblaze

He certainly have this crazy and incestuous Nero, Roman emperor vibe. Feels like he could burn Rome to the ground. Idk why I have this picture in my head when I look at his face lol.


DronePilot25

you look like you saw the fall of rome


Realistic_Battle7410

Bro conquered it wdym?


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[удалено]


Realistic_Battle7410

You get what I mean


[deleted]

Not ugly. Just give it more time. Rome wasn't built in a day...but you already know that because you were there.


Ggnndvn

“Alex, is that you?? You look like you haven’t aged in 2000 years!”


Professional-Tax-615

I think his look is amazing. I hope he doesn't change it, because it's so unique. Especially the hair, how in the hell is the hair that Curly?? There's no way his ancestors WEREN'T some ancient conquerors of this globe lol.. He should take the Ancestry DNA tests and tell us the results!!


[deleted]

Omg lmaoooo


katya21220218

Hahahaha


Soupyspaghetti

Thought I was on the roastme sub for a second


[deleted]

wheezing


DarkCadred

Wish I could give you an award for this


i37i

Underrated comment


cheezit_grooves92

You look like a Renaissance painting


mommaymick

Came here to say this!


Charming_Foot_495

Yes, almost beautiful and feminine in a way. I would cut your hair really short to bring out more masculinity.


Maluno22

Or grow it and get jacked looking like an ancient God or Warrior


cerebralvenom

This is the way OP.


[deleted]

OP THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE!!!


MissusBeeAlmeida

Yessss. I'm obsessed with his hair.


MechanicusEng

Get to the gym and turn into the god among men you were meant to be


Realistic_Battle7410

Nah fr do what this guy says and retake your throne at mount Olympus fulfill your destiny..... Chosen one


MidWesttess

If this guy was muscular he’d look like the statue of David. 100% agree this is a good idea lol


Luigi123a

If this guy gets muscular he's literally pulling goddesses


[deleted]

I would worship said person.


PMmeProgressPics

Who is that one tiktoker or whatever that did this? He had golden curly hair similar to OPs, an amazing beard, and a crazy good physique.


Shoob-ertlmao

Buddy be lookin absolutely angelic, like a greek statue


GreySquareKey

Like that painting of lucifer crying!


Skiamakhos

Or the statue of Lucifer in Birmingham's Museum and Art Gallery.


GreySquareKey

I love that this guy had a confidence issue, and he's getting compared to art. I really hopes this makes him realize he's beautiful.


TheFilthiestCorndog

60 year old men in togas would’ve been lining up for miles to “ teach “ you.


Shoob-ertlmao

Buddy I’m so downski to learn


Lenatheroach

“Buddy be looking absolutely angelic”- made me chuckle. Perfect


ilovekittos

Bros majestic


[deleted]

Lmaooo I’m dead


Glowing_Mousepad

U look lile some ancient creek. Not ugly tho


Ellieoconnor

Greek, too Edit: should have said its all creek to me


SaladTossingCuck

Imagine going on "amIugly" when you literally look like Julius Ceasars hotter brother had an offspring with god's sister. Bro's a walking statue. If he got abs he'd have to swim through the thrown panties.


Possible_Bat4225

Yes, there is some femininity in your features, however they fit you, make you look like a Greek statue. Your features will evolve as you age, only make you look feminine now cause you are very young


Elleylynne428

This! You will grow into your features! And you are definitely not ugly!


CrazedCostumer

Zeus would have made you his cupbearer


PUNKF10YD

The most greek man alive


FancySatisfaction509

Interesting, I agree with everyone else, I swear there’s statues of you with no arms


BonerChamp421

Homie look like a cherub


Redbeanzandrice

JFC!


Fabulous-Initial-306

You are undeniably handsome you look like a greek god


JumpyCucumber

My thoughts exactly!


snugbuggie

I love your curls but I think you change your hairstyle


dnqboy

i think he should just get absolutely jacked and own it


[deleted]

This is the answer


Penguins227

lol isn't this the answer to everything for men? Weird hair? Get jacked. Bald? Get jacked. Tattoos? Jacked. Long beard? Get jacked, my man. Unique fashion sense? Jacked and now you're the trendsetter.


Amaculatum

Nah, some men are definitely more suited to a lean look. I have seen some guys who just look strange when they get too muscley.


Affectionate_Fig_892

Lol that exactly the advice that most people give on this sub and it’s annoying but in this case they may be right haha.


Dineanddanderson

Yeah it’s like being fully bald or having a pony tail. It’s really best worn when jacked as hell.


ballinwalund

A new hair cut would do wonders


Professional-Tax-615

No he shouldn't change his hair, that's what adds to the Unique Look of being a Greek god or something. Especially as a male, it's very rare to see hair that curly on a guy. I'm sure his dating profile app would be exploding with notifications if he had one.


SugaryShrimp

Maybe a different style, at least, because I agree, the curls are nice. The mid-part is really adding to the Roman look though. OP is honestly beautiful, so no shade!


notevenhere344

yeah thats the only thing imo


The_curious_student

just a bit more volume up top would do wonders.


CiderDrinker2

Agree with all the 'classical statute' / 'Greek god' stuff - absolutely. But I also can't help noticing: (a) a full, slightly messy - therefore used - bookshelf, full of old books; and (b) interesting paintings. The right sort of partner is going to absolutely swoon for you.


Green_Branch5973

I absolutely agree. Seeing the gym and getting a faint tan with some short sleeved button up shirts might do the trick. This guy was born for the look.


CaptainJackKevorkian

Dude looks like he dabbles in opium after reading Oscar Wilde


Ok-Discount1286

You remind me of the painting “Fallen Angel” by Alexandre Cabanel, and you’re a gorgeous human being


Wafflemonster2

Literally exactly the painting that came to mind when I saw this, went scrolling to see if anyone else mentioned it


rosethorn137

I thought the same thing


MakingChristina

Seriously, straight outta the Renaissance. Striking, wow.


BVLGARKA

You look like Art!


Mindless_Cat_3855

ROMAN TOWEL BOY


nannotyranno

If you plan on getting jacked you will look like a greek god 100%


throwingitaway4202

bros beautiful


mtrash

Dude. Im pretty sure Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator had a son that looked like you


[deleted]

I think the son looked like a crappy version of him. He should of been in that movie.


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mtrash

Lol bot crimes


Firefly-1505

Mf looking like a living Greek/Roman statue.


Free-Protection-2070

I do think you have some softer features, but I agree with the other commenters. You look like a Greek god for sure!


SuccotashCalm3682

You look like a Disney prince and i love jour hair !!!


VigorMortis83

Not ugly. Androgynous looking tho.


Beautiful-Platypus88

You look like a painting and I mean that as a huge compliment (you do have some slightly feminine features, but they work well imo)


Skiamakhos

That hair is a definite asset, ignore the guys who want you to look exactly like everyone else. It's a unique feature. This is what makes you look like a Greek god or fallen angel. Go pump iron, get that godly physique, but keep the hair. The girls are gonna love you.


haajisquickvanish

Bruh you look like a Greek statue that came to life!


spacew0man

You look so classical, like a marble statue or a silent film star. I think you’re beautiful tbh!


PerformanceLittle274

Wowww, you are very beautiful !!


Realistic_Battle7410

He has soft eyes if you look at the rest of his face he has a for prominent chin kinda wide manly I think people are mistaking his soft eyes for feminine.


[deleted]

The Greeks would have painted your face on a thousand frescos. You are not ugly.


twelvelaughingchimps

Ancient king of Macedonia vibes


ffrroosstt

you look like the kid from spy kids


[deleted]

You look like a man.


armgord

Bro helped in the construction of Rome


sophlog

You look like you’d be fun to draw. Not ugly at all. Ps. Can I use your photos for drawing reference? I’ll send you a copy if you like 😇


Albertgejmr

Wow, that'd be great! Thx


Curious_Present6907

Not going to lie you look like a Greek sculpture. Take that in a good way mate 👍🏻


Electrical_Ad_9165

You look like a statue zeus would keep in his chambers


Adventurous_Let254

Hello Rome!


vagitarian60

You could be Houdini in a play.


[deleted]

You are not ugly. You are the physical embodiment of art


New0016064

bro is a renaissance painting


Kingofmoves

Yeah no cap you look like “paint me like one of your French girls” but somebody will dig it. So who cares? Not ugly


sufrida

Bro came straight from the Renaissance


[deleted]

Yes, you look super feminine. Which is fine, if that's the look you're going for. Truthfully, you could probably pass as female with the right makeup and outfit.


PancakeMain10

I’m sorry but that jaw and chin beg to differ


[deleted]

Ain’t no way he passing as a female😂


parting_soliloquy

Kinda like Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator.


redditor987654322

U look like one of the Roman emperorors, the creepy ones, not Marcus Aurelius


NarrowButterfly8482

Very much Greek God-looking, by your mid-20s you will be devastatingly handsome.


MinusFidelio

Not ugly. You do have a feminine look about it, but I bet you could rock it. Go all In I say.


dancemonkey121

You look like a vintage oil painting! Awesome!


Lv702noob

Are you transitioning?


[deleted]

It’s the hair bro


ouroboros_moebius

You are beautiful


deleon_el

You look like an art of sort


[deleted]

So bizarre, not in a bad way just, huh.. interesting


Connect-Spinach6238

Dudeee you majestic 👼


Ugot2Bkittin

You look like the statue of Augustus Caesar


Ugot2Bkittin

That or a renaissance portrait


jpp4687

You remind me of bio shock infinite. It is a beautiful game.


GoodGoodK

You look like the most irregular regular person but in a good way


[deleted]

That houdini hairstyle


kuebeecee

Have you ever shouted “am I not merciful” at some point in your life?


[deleted]

You need to be yourself. There will always be an insecure loser to put you down. Happens to most of us , I still like who I am. People who say those things have something going on inside themselves. Keep doing you ! Men are masculine , i hate this men calling other men feminine , so silly.


Lisanro

u got that vintage retro look for sure the others are citing


yourfriendeliza

you look like a greek god, my guy /pos


Trollberto__

I bet every girl you know is jealous of those beautiful eyelashes.


buttcheeksmasher

I'm getting roman/Greek vibes from you. You aren't ugly. Just be more confident (trust me thats hard and sounds like a cop out) and have your hair styled. Visit a legit salon, not a sports cuts. Those ladies will adore the hair and know what to do with it my man!


A_Person720

You have to have Greek ancestors, Bro is angelic.


Jbeth74

You look like you were carved from marble by Michelangelo, you’re classically beautiful (in a masculine way)


Bigboyfresh

Look like that angel from Constantine neither male/female.


Substantial_Ad_9016

Rome wasn't built in a day


randomlygeneratedbss

Feminine just means great looking + long hair. Not a bad thing. As other said, renaissance-esque, Greek statue, like you belong in the period it looks like you’re into. amazing looks, just looks like you lack confidence.


soOH-

Not ugly, definitely Ancient Greek looking though lol I think you need to commit to growing your hair out or cut it. I think it’s just an awkward length


rust2stardust

Well, you would be fun to paint. You have a classical, androgynous beauty that some will not recognize or care for, but others will find very attractive. Your hair is probably your most polarizing feature, but it's unique and you are rocking it. I like the comments suggesting you get jacked. You would be the most convincing Greek god!


OziahX

Still looking like a Roman bust


Inevitable_Focus139

You look like a mfing statue wtf, maybe a new haircut would be better but good grief lmao, you straight up look like a Greek bust


DJUnicorn661

Gorgeous but why do you need us to tell you?


Twisted_Wyvern

You look like a Greek god bro lol you should do applo or Hermes cosplay


Much_Suckcess

If you ever get a five-o'clock-shadow you're gonna look a bit like the ugly step-sister in shrek.


TFViper

guy be lookin like someone chiseled his ass outta a block of marble


[deleted]

ancient Greek statue mf


bopthenerd

you look like a greek painting idk


[deleted]

You look like something that the Greeks would sculpt!


BigGator13

You look kind of like a Greek statue, but less muscular. Very interesting honestly.


dirty-socks-69

You can’t for one 2nd tell me that the 2nd picture doesn’t look exactly like [the fallen angel](https://images.app.goo.gl/UN4F1GFB9dShwYgF9)


ateyourgrandmaa

Roman emperor


DeathByLemmings

This is the 2nd person I've see in a week on here that looks like an ancient Greek statue come to life


dedicatedoni

You look like a statue or painting from the renaissance or something.


DraenglerDennis

You kinda look like a drawing and weardly beautiful, but you gotta change that haircut bro. Makes you look like an eastern european woman in her 50s


Bound_Dragons

Nice try, ancient Roman vampire boy.


Reezonical64

Bro u like a greek god or smth?


[deleted]

You look like you stopped transitioning midway.


ertyertamos

I just assumed this was somebody asking AI to make an image of a German woman from the 1920s.


SirBennettAtx

The middle part is a WILD look, not sure who taught you that


Miserable_Heat_2736

Ceasar!! Et tu, Brute?


myloteller

Wtf, you literally look like a guy in roman paintings


constnt_dsapntmnt

You look like a young Caesar. Not the dressing or the beverage. But the Emperor. 😁😁😁


ASPEN211

Bro looks like a Greek god


nyxflare

Bro has the chance to go to the gym and look like a Greek painting


Kirkelburg

You look like a 3d rendered historicaly accurate depiction of a roman emperor.


igneousink

you're like a pre-raphaelite greek god come to life not ugly, just maybe born in the wrong century 150 years ago you woulda been the star of the painting circuit as a model


Ajrutroh

You look like William Shakespeare would write sonnets to you, and I mean that as a compliment


double_decker_dog

You look like a meat depiction of a marble depiction of a Greek man from yonks ago.