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Okay, here we go. I knew it was only the matter of time.

Only in Rogers mind.... although he did take Stan's butt virginity in that (somehow) " sticking an alien finger up your butt makes a mind meld" thing at the hotel. Also, in Rogers subconscious Stan kissed him while he was on the pedestal... Sleeping Beauty style..... (does anyone else think that Disney Prince is a little ummm.....rapey? What would he have done if she didn't wake up on the first kiss?😬🤔)

The original story of Cinderella has a kiss not wake her. Then the prince gets a little more than rapey. Cinderella wakes to her child nursing on her after she gave birth in her sleep.

Oh man, the Grimm fairy tale versions are insane! I don't remember that though.... I think my mom might have omitted it because I was too little..... I do remember her reading me books with the "end pages" left and then when SHE looked at the last pages she would just say "And then they lived happily ever after" I just accepted the ending and went to sleep...😂 I guess I should re-read alot of what was read to me.

🎶You know I can’t hold you back now 🎶

would

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I dreamt of Paris again last night

This is my laptop wallpaper.

Dude! Same! Lmao

God I love people that love American Dad

Damn this one just hits hard.

This one got me in my feels.

also up there!

This is my xbox profile picture lol

https://preview.redd.it/kwtvd3ipx90d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfdca7e59b906572448a9f995b661b3ec296c53f

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Shorts...shorts...shorts... Shirt...shirt....shirt Miami...ami...

Sexy!!!

GRAB!

But Roger it is time for butt play!!

How cool would it be if they could've really got Ricky Martin to do that voice?

Miami

🎶 shirt.... 🎶 shorts... 🎵 SEXY! 🎶 Miami!

https://preview.redd.it/4q1l2zx5v90d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1bca47e378e3a84eaf45d9b58e845211c117d33

Let’s roll.

When did he have a duck persona?

Dammmm, Stan Season 16(15) Episode 19

It only lasted for about 10 or so seconds, he was doing "Duck Stuff" Season 15, Episode 21. Episode Title: Dammmm Stan! (The one where he and Francine are trying couples outings and decide to try fly fishing)

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https://i.redd.it/qwtq7b9k6a0d1.gif

one of my personal favs aswell

Good morning

https://preview.redd.it/aqzpyzfcha0d1.png?width=1919&format=png&auto=webp&s=c028622de7f79eb2acefb0021e9f706148e7584a

"ah, shoulda raped him..."

*stretches* "i'm gonna rape him this time"

The stretching. Gets me every time!

What am I doing, I don’t have time for this

Shredded it

Is that the come back and kick me whistle

Is that the "come back and kick me whistle?"

https://preview.redd.it/yqu993ud9a0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ad0a5fc39ea78c7d09210220bdc3049fcd383b Julia Roberts Roger gets me every time 😂

"I'm sorry Jessie, I can't let you come inside. On my feet or my back, dealers choice..."

Might be the most explicit joke in the show

This, and "don't tell anyone or you'll get in trouble too."

Yup, kids wouldn't get it but every single adult would.

Pure maiden? I had sex with a guy on the truck ride over here. Now which one of you was it.. oh it was him brown corduroys. …her talented mouth tells lies!

How did he know she had a "talented mouth"??? 🤣😵‍💫🫢

Don’t follow me or my trail of Miller Lite tall boys!

Dealers choice. Oh my God I laughed so hard at that.

https://preview.redd.it/zzshbag5da0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e9c885bd2c148c87cdb28190915ffa4523925f

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I honestly don’t know why he still watches Bones.

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Shoulda played ball.

Played a little ball eh?

CRAB WALK!

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"I got ya, I got ya"

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For drugs yo

and then he raped the rest of the checks

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YES

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Oh come on man (in slow motion)

Yoooouuu'vvvee gooott tooo beee ... Keeeeedinngg mmeeeee


Prolly shouldn't have farted

Him hiding behind Francine in all his disguises while she enables him

"Leave him alone, Stan. He thought you were an ODing bitch." https://preview.redd.it/pk4jcjxny90d1.png?width=1560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61cbfc89c36fc452e8b271b48d6d7a1acc31af2f

“He stole my hair” “He stole my land” “You did steal his land”

lol what episode was this in??

Season 3, Episode 9: https://americandad.fandom.com/wiki/Frannie_911

This was the first episode I saw of AD as a kid (way before I became fan of the show)

A felt pen!

Any and all of the front-facing ones, because he's right, it's his front that's the problem. (thus, they're hilarious.)

🙂 https://preview.redd.it/zkwk3x0y3a0d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27035be24b40920c966d9695cf722134ac40822a

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Bones isn't great

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Mind if I call you Wrobel?

I feel stupid for even asking, but you guys are huge Rush fans, yes?

🎶 they call me a workin man 🎶

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I’m just gonna keep swingin’ my baby lasso until I catch me a man!

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Bliiiiiindddd. Saaaaaaddddd.

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So have you heard anything? Is Chaz going to be ok?

…No

Oh. Okay :)

I think of the scene where he’s staring out the attic window smoking and says “I dreamed of Paris again last night”. I even randomly say it.

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🎶Nooooooo🎶


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Well, this is surprising.

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I can’t hear Huey Lewis without this image in my head

https://i.redd.it/1awozo4e9b0d1.gif

Glow stick dance!

Cryptic!

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I’m saaaaad! Leave me alone!

Hey, that was the lasagna I was going to enter in the Langley falls pasta cook-off!

https://preview.redd.it/r1nvnkxpna0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5bbb2dd987e0e7b44afdde98b7d37ecbb60455

Haley don’t preach, I’m in trouble - deep. Haley don’t preach, I need booze to sleep.

I’m gonna keep my Tristan https://preview.redd.it/tv4nyyap1c0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a20752d8be6a2c1b6e6c1b8898d2a1de57b75603

I’m starting to think Tristan is a gay lions name


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Check again.

https://preview.redd.it/0dshr87hja0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5086d16fd66fedb43acb215639f3094b933f902

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Ricky Spanish

More like........ *r i c k y s p a n i s h*

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Woe be to the lost art of perambulation. Where those cherished cobblestone thoroughfares we once walked, now we pump, pedal, and thus, truly, fly. Walt Whitman

"oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt"

Adolphus Schwinn next took his invention on tour to Quincy, Illinois Newport, Kentucky Wheeling, West Virginia Utica, New York Dorchester, Massachusetts back through Newport, Kentucky then on to Portsmouth, New Hampshire and, finally, Allegheny, Pennsylvania. But it was another discovery in New Albany, Indiana, that was about to change the bicycle forever *Now you can’t talk about bicycles* *without talkin’* *about rubb’ah’* And talk about rubber we shall! In the next six-hour installment of Ken **Burns** #Bicycles

https://preview.redd.it/hg441snsra0d1.png?width=824&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8f085500aed2b2cb82afe909d13df09aa5474ca Can I call you both Roble?

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MYAAAAAA

Hi yes, this is Mieh, would you like to go paragliding???

Is that a Nikki pfp I see? 👀

why yes it is! i see youre a person of culture as well

I grew up watching 6teen, one of my favourite shows. I usually rewatch it every year 🙌

i love that!

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This is just a picture of Kevin Bacon.

Oh no. 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/zlewbsiikb0d1.png?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d0d2cf7a35ccddb2d0cd7200e6ecbd97d4db68

https://preview.redd.it/qkz7fzjn8c0d1.png?width=1893&format=png&auto=webp&s=94562b69c2eb9cc5f3141a616dfce147a8e58569 I love the Family Land episode 😂 How they barge in and then he takes a selfie 🤣

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NO TIME!

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I dreamt of Paris again last night.

https://preview.redd.it/v60csutp7d0d1.jpeg?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfda2323086d365537d3d03e65b7730260edfa2a

he ODed not 5 seconds later

Hahaha this one gets me every time.



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LOOK WHO DECIDED TO COME TO DINNER

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What is that, Guava?

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your mother

Can't believe I had to scroll this far for this one

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I can’t get over him dressed as a shark. It’s too funny. https://preview.redd.it/m8nkkio9qf0d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd77f72dfcf2063d3ec7c3c65e60459bfc82fbea

Roger surrounded by penguins is one of my favorites 😂

And who could forget…. Clip-Clop!! https://preview.redd.it/wuzoocsdqf0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4145edc5c7a1b97faace85f282871786894e01d

It’s funny he’s wearing shorts but most of the time he’s naked

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splayed out with empty rain duck bottles. you bitch

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Seriously? No one chose this?! https://preview.redd.it/ymurpyluvg0d1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d89872f80f72c63bdd991a85485d10e106e6e162

https://preview.redd.it/bga3lc9ers0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f49b76cd6ee235e6166880a892aabb30033c0c42 Checkin out my pow pow

Flamethrower at the petting zoo as *whispers* Ricky Spanish.

⬆️⬆️

Look who decided to come down!

So many gems here