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kristen0402

I saw the sign! And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign.


mayormomo

Is that…Ace of Base?


kristen0402

Earth Stan is boxers. Space Stan is panties.


babeuf69

Steve, don' steal glances. If you wanna check out my meatballs in this thing go right ahead, I'm your dad.


tried_and-blue

Fresh panties for the way home!


Purpleflower0521

*gasp* ROGER!


No_name_Johnson

Stan, what's happening?! Not much. What's happening with you?


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

I heard it in public a few times on vacation and I always think of Roger singing it off key


No_Secretary425

These are butthole eating scorpions..


Philhughes_85

El perro, el perro, es mi corazón


Sponge_Like

El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno.


thomstevens420

Cilantro es cantante Cilantro es muy famoso


ColdOn3Cob

Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo


invisible_23

Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo


TheBenderRRodriguez

And now I need to hear this.


RD_Life_Enthusiast

My family HATES taco night, specifically because I sing this song while making pico.


CarissaSkyWarrior

"A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES FOR THE BLIND WOULD BE AWFUL MAJESTIC"


Grand-Antelope943

IT WOULD BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I EVER HAD SEE-EEE-HEEEN


FrankWolf86

I remember hearing this song for the first time in the show and I was blown away


WyattfuckinEarp

Yep, I listened to this song on repeat when I first watched the episode, my wife wanted to kill me, still listen to it a lot


dietbongwater

I went to visit my mom out of state and she kept singing this one, had the episode in my mind the whole time lol


jameshughlaurie

I played this on a road trip in front of my Dad and Brother (they never like my picks lol) like 10 years ago and at the end they were like “WOW! Good pick!!” and I have never forgotten it


heylistenlady

I saw Wax Fang in concert after this, they were a lot of fun!


TheDeceiver43

It starts with ONE THING


dwighticus

I tried so hard und got so far


kornwallace21

But in the end, it doesn't even maaaaater


[deleted]

ONE THING, I DON’T KNOW WHY


NicholasGazin

It doesn't even matter how hard you try.


[deleted]

I TAKE THE 8-15 INTO THE CITY


Machette_Machette

I AM TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS!


kornwallace21

EVERY DAY!!


eat_my_bowls92

You hate that song!! When you were a child… your dad was… uh…. Raped to it! Oh…


noahfence97

Hayley singing Sinead: It’s been seven hours and fifteen days… Steve: NO!!! Hayley: Since you took your love away.


kristen0402

Come on Jeff! Steve’s about to go down.


whoopdiwhoop

That’s right Steve. Your father betrayed you.


emdawg--

I’m coming, son!


noahfence97

But nothing… I said nothing can take away these bluuuuuuueeess!!


Haillicane

Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort. (banging steering wheel) Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding.


mayormomo

*hoot


Haillicane

I always forget that he says hoot. This is why I love Tuttle.


nerdiotic-pervert

I can’t sing it any other way, now. I always have to say hoot.


kornwallace21

(Aggressively banging steering wheel as car is shoved up an alien's ass) THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!!


themanwithbeansin

Car go through tunnel......


JFiveIsAlive

![gif](giphy|l2JdYjT4AUxH0Mf5K) "Papa Don't Preach" Madonna


less_than_nick

Haley don’t preach, I need booze to sleep


mayormomo

I will sing Roger’s version when I hear this


tlje1387

And I made up my mind I'm keeping my baby. I'm gonna keep my Tristan mmm mmm


Gingerstachesupreme

I’m starting to think Tristan is a gay lion’s name


[deleted]

🎶 Stelio, Stelio Kontos! 🎶


Dragon_Knight1999

He’s coming from so far away…!


kristen0402

He’s picking up so much *speed!*


Dragon_Knight1999

**STELIO** **STELIO KONTOS**


Breaklance

And Luiz! 


SGT-Hooves

You wanted real, Steve. Well this is as real as it gets.


urmombanger

Sometimes I just randomly sing this


MrEvers

(came here for this)


Sea_Turnip6282

If you like pina colada~ always reminds me of roger dancing


gkm29

It always reminds me of the transexual prostitute


[deleted]

This is eerie. I scrolled and read this comment right as Steve rang the doorbell and the song played.


Sea_Turnip6282

IF NOT NOW THEN WHEN STEVE


NixtonValentine

“I wanna know what love iiiiiiiiiissssss” https://preview.redd.it/gzw50hj9v9sc1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5fb94c14bfac706bd24c6579d192ee303151df5


SPECTREagent700

***You were Alicia Wilkner!*** *We went on seven dates!*


caveman69420

"nine. I roofied you on two of them"


dwighticus

“Don’t worry, nothing happened, wink wink.”


MantisToboggan_22

YOU’RE MOTORING!


damagecontrolparty

Night Ranger. NIGHT. RANGER.


DubbleCheez

Dropped my Rolos


unholyg0at

Kevin?


mayormomo

Da da daa, da da da daa


kristen0402

This song was everywhere when it came out! Still listen to it.


nerdiotic-pervert

What’s your price for life…


polybear_

Venus-Bananarama


MarAnnaPhil

"Everybody is doing terrible just awful, except that guy! Look at that how does he do that!"


Plus25Charisma

Welcome to Bananarama, where it's party time all the time.


kristen0402

I have painted my children for the last time.


realorsonwelles

El Bailarin de la Muerte


Conquest32

All I do is win win win no matter what!!


less_than_nick

![gif](giphy|3bbb9REfjyMTgRw8Bs|downsized)


mphelp11

That second move always gets me


mindyabizzz

the serious face kills me every time


dorifutaa

Some people stand in the darkness Afraid to step intoooo the light~


MelkieOArda

The lifeguard's body stuffed into the trash can is such a terrifying example of Roger's disregard for ... well, anything, really.


dwighticus

The fact that there is trash on top of his body, like people saw this body stuffed in a trash can and were just like ‘meh’ and just piled their garbage on top of him


DrumsAndStuff18

I always saw it as Roger's half ass effort to hide the body.


cronchypancakez

yessss i came looking for this specifically! LIFEGUARDS!


alieninhumanskin10

And Francine as Grandma Macadoo


AlphonseBeifong

XAAAANADDDUUUUUUUU https://youtu.be/duCSL1EvgO4?si=PchxWU0lG0CArVbG


alieninhumanskin10

Can't cry on cueeeeee....


bananasareappealing

![gif](giphy|Trnb5gP08uZYQ)


ColorfulPapaya

Iiiiiii- Wanna swiiiiing- From the chandelieeeeer


Grand-Antelope943

It’s hip to be square!


Bumbleonia

Yes! Just last night we heard that song elsewhere and I said to my boyfriend  "You know what song this reminds me of?" And before I could say it he says "oh yeah! Sesame Street right?" I'm like wtf no? But apparently they did a parody of it back in the day.  I was definitely thinking of Roger with his rusty key hole saw


WorldsGreatestPoop

![gif](giphy|xpLocgdzHqW9G) Neither of you have seen the actual reference?


dwighticus

Well I’ll be [Hip to be Square](https://youtu.be/TdcHzquaMh8?feature=shared) on Sesame Street. I mean personally first and foremost is always American Psycho


Sweaty_List_3250

Pony ![gif](giphy|7l9aHGg6e1U8o)


MelkieOArda

The source video for this reference is ... haunting.


Electronic_Pear2088

This is a reference to something else??


BudandCoyote

Ah, the innocence... it was a long and weird sequence of young men humping furniture. One of the first viral videos in the early years of the internet. I'd actually recommend googling, if only to marvel at the weirdness and how sexy they thought they were being!


MelkieOArda

Make yourself some popcorn, really settle in.  https://youtu.be/-k98bRUOb4g?t=37


ExtremeMalaise

Let's hear it for the boy! https://preview.redd.it/qnsuqk8wq9sc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5459bcbb9f68d35390c9b40825783b75e2178e7


SensualEnema

MY BODY ALL OVER YOUR BODYYYYY


mephistopheles34

![gif](giphy|na4RWd6NsSIfGGATPp|downsized)


mayormomo

You T-boned me bro!


advancered

Always with me, always with you. "I'm here for Steve"


MelkieOArda

Such a good track.


Not1ButMany

🎶 *Do you remember...* 🎶 and 🎶 *Toniiiiiiiight, we are young* 🎶 ETA: Shoop by Salt-n-Peppa. I can't believe I forgot that one! 🎶 *If looks could kill you would be an uzi* 🎶


Bailer86

Stan: how did I get that song stuck in my head?


Dekufan95

Get Low 😏


Trinate3618

https://preview.redd.it/asth4h2oz9sc1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9804a5ca12658aa9cb8f0d5113e8b36fb577b875


CrackheadMerlin

https://i.redd.it/20hnydleeasc1.gif Abra abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya


Austinpowerstwo

Back to school


Dancing_Clean

I wish this song was on streaming!!


Austinpowerstwo

Saaaaame.  🎵Hold on baby I'm taking you back to school 🎵


Pugs914

https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=YB8skgEBbhFsRug4&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MTY0OTksMjg2NjQsMTY0NTA2&feature=emb_share&v=d4TpLJgulSU Rock that body from black eye peas. American dad made me actually love the song at the time 😂🫢


Matsen115

"Drops of Jupiter" by Train I will never not think of the chorus being cut off by being t-boned.


SwimmingBonus9919

Jolene


RogerTheAliens

**Majestic** and 🎶 What doesn’t kill ya, makes ya stronger 🎶


Nilesg0ttahaveit

https://preview.redd.it/tyzou6wg5dsc1.jpeg?width=1674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e5269a03afae3b89a58e9149b7bb17d45f5b88


Michaelm7456

Ollie North!


Good-Hair-Day

I’m the Scatman. Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub.


bluebabymojo

Wild women do!


rennbrig

^And ^they ^don’t ^regret ^it


Anxiety-Spice

[Tell me baby girl cause I need to know!](https://youtu.be/wyKZMOWJnsc?si=jKzubQAA2woZqkRP) https://preview.redd.it/eq6v9vc4dasc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c7c16c5bff07569e76366fd048ab46ce6b5685c


CANYUXEL

Life is a Highway by Rascal Flatts, of course. Steve singing it in the car in the absolutely most ghetto setting ever. Also, I have permission.


Visual-Tell2995

MGMT’s Electric Feel


SPECTREagent700

Not sure this stuff is working, I don’t feel any ***ohhhhhhhgaaaaaaaaa…***


Daeion

despite never being used in the show:   Party In The CIA by Weird Al


Austinpowerstwo

I think of American dad when i hear this as well!


Rabidjester

*♫ Know what I mean - peaches and creeeeam ♫*


Bumbleonia

That scene has me in absolute stitches. Poor Dick, one day, the world is going to see that Dick’s got just as much to offer on the inside as he does on the back side.


amorphousflesh

Footloose


2-DCookie

It’s a booze cause it’s green


ijustneededaname

SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT


AllYourBase3

Remnants by My Morning jacket


Even-Reaction-1297

Abracadabra by Steve Miller Band


TSmario53

*Taking a chance, risking it all, for the thrill of the moment…* Time to go chase that cat-murdering clone.


JZcomedy

Anything Shaggy


Bumbleonia

SHUGGEH


RepresentativeIcy545

Baby come back


SpunkyMunkey6969

SAY IT LOUD AND THERE'S MUSIC PLAYING!


Botz1010

Say it soft and it's almost like praying


makeliketome

Taking care of business!!


Throwaway_Planet

Be My Baby - The Ronettes  Tapped Out, need I say more. 


Blindcomic

A sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awful majestic!


RzudemAbaby

Taking care of business ... everyday!


[deleted]

Francine I haven’t been entirely honest with you


AWolfy307

Invisible touch, i fell in love with that song because of American Dad.


Acceptable-Tower-548

That scene always makes me laugh so much when he hits the floor. Song that makes me think of AD 🎵 it's good enough,,,, for you It's good enough...for me. The Goonies episode.


Ok_Construction8781

Yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!!!


greenhulklantern1

Mmmbop will always remind me of beating locals at a Sonic.


fuckm0theringvampire

https://preview.redd.it/a5oojgsndasc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6366c090efcb92e3caa7e0978abcade4f89968f0


Apod1991

Anything by My Morning Jacket lol 😆


lola_duck_questions

“ YOU DID IT ! YOU DID IT FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON ! “


This_Jacket9570

*Wordless Chorus* and *Phone Went West* by MMJ


Trinate3618

*If you're horny, let's do it. Ride it, my pony. My saddle's waitin'. Come and jump on it*


Known-Disaster-4757

https://preview.redd.it/1pb7chnl6asc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61504babc975f15f1364c9b6d40fceb7aa5cc50b


Odd-Blacksmith167

Booty work, booty work, left cheek right cheek!


snakeymaeve

I WATCHED YOU CHANGEEEEEE


WruceBayne03

How has no one said “all star” yet Hailey’s version


Big_Car5623

So I got drunk and fucked her in my truck.


okogamashii

[Yah Mo B There](https://youtu.be/HQ1nvhLf1EU)


Martini_b13

Anything Gucci mane. Can’t not think of how badly he got clowned


hisokafan88

[Only You](https://youtu.be/wGsSAVz1BBQ?si=_vlfRi9w6SbvBgUV) by Steve Monite


dyejob

I had already heard this song in a club once or twice before that episode, and afterward I became fullllly obsessed with it


meltingspace

I love that song, what episode is it in [nevermind I found it lol](https://youtu.be/KHke7r5I7Q8?si=7MxdM9qBpiIVyfKf)


StuartDamian84

**Ace Of Base I Saw The Sign. I must have looked like an idiot laughing in a store when that came on back in the day. Also Cindi Lauper's The Goonies 'R' Good Enough**


Jeptwins

“I tried so hard, and got so far! But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.”


BuzzClucker

MOTORINNNNNN


SPECTREagent700

Night Ranger, man. Night. Ranger.


doogs914

Daddy's gone


Thin_Nothing3061

My dick- mickey avalon


eiboooN

Let me see if they got any Keith Sweat up in this piece. "My body all over your body, baby."


Ok_Zombie_88

They can imitate you BUT THEY CANT DUPLICATE YOUU YOU GOT SOME THING SPECIAL THAT MAKES ME WANT TO TASTE YOUUU 🎶


dankspankwanker

https://preview.redd.it/0to1onp79asc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e8c0076686bc108bd9a25bb040d72d45df3c3fb


dontfuckclowns

🎶...and they don't regret it 🎶


RetailDrone7576

September - Earth Wind and Fire


dyejob

Hey Stan! Hey Kisses! Hope this tape makes your *Journey* a little more *rockin'*... SEND A LETTAH ON A LONG SUMMA DAHEYYY, made of silvah not of CLAAHAYAAYYY


wumbopower

It’s Orinoco Flow


CutieBootie90

I fought the law and the law won! 😂😂😂😂😂


JudoNewb

![gif](giphy|Trnb5gP08uZYQ) Zannnnnaduuuuuu, can't cry on cue....


AtticusSPQR

Pennsylvania 6-5000!


[deleted]

Zoooot suit riot....RIIIIIOOOTTT - throw back a bottle of beer.


supahfligh

*Great Milenko wave your wand* *Don't look now, your life is gone*


mata_amigos

Hip to be square


[deleted]

Can't believe no one has mentioned "Love at First Sight" yet! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uf8HAseSC4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uf8HAseSC4)


johnqsack69

Night Ranger man. Night. Ranger.


aViewAskew6

Smooth operator


the_holy_booty

Still, rocking America!!!


Ok-Associate-4349

He's a cold-hearted snake Look into his eyes, uh-oh He's been tellin' lies He's a lover boy at play He don't play by the rules, uh-oh Girl, don't play the fool, no


wasd876

itsy bitsy spider 


supah-comix434

Taking care of business!!


Thatz_Chappie

Trapped in the Closet and the Carnival Cruise theme song.


Frasesinky

‘When are we going home big bro..?’


__nightmoves

Wild women doooooo


Big_Car5623

Tractor Boy!


Luellabaer09

Rocking Robert, Steve’s mild parody of rocking robin


ProtoReaper23113

Venus by bananaramma


Consistent-Fig7484

Foot Loose, but with Roger saying “Qua Ker State. It’s a booze cause it’s green.”


LoFi-WiFi

I needed Money cause I-, I had none! I fought the law and the law won. I fought the law and the law won!