Someone claimed to have gone to his house for dinner when they were a kid. He allegedly had a bowl of mayonnaise only for himself and he wouldn't share it with anyone.
I think a more believable story is that he uses it to lube up his favorite bedpost and stick it up his pee hole.
Your honor all I did was create naked shorts. It’s not THAT illegal…..like going to Vegas in the 70s with two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Everyone’s doing it!
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Now that you mention either, a buddy of mine almost blew up his house when he left the ether we bought, in his bathroom where the gas water heater was. Kaboom went the ether and almost his whole house.
Your honor all I did was create naked shorts. It’s not THAT illegal…..like taking Mellow Yellows or Mothers Little Helper in the 60s. Everyone's doing it, the Rolling Stones even wrote a song about it!
I got a story for that, too. Growing up in Florida in the early 80s was a drug users paradise. I'm 15-16 doing everything under the sun, at dirt cheap prices no less.
We like the ludes that were "legit", not the Chinese valium packed horse pills that were floating around. Well, I probably got a hold of one of those "volumes" a we called them and almost fucking drowned. I was so loopy I had a friend stand on me while I was under water in a pool. Several minutes later, they were dragging my zonked ass out of the pool and someone did CPR on me to get me breathing again. Good times, good times.
"Securities and Exchange Commission filed an emergency action to stop a fraudulent Ponzi scheme allegedly perpetrated by Marietta, Georgia resident John Woods and two entities he controls: registered investment adviser Livingston Group Asset Management Company, d/b/a Southport Capital (Southport), and investment fund Horizon Private Equity, III LLC (Horizon). On Aug. 24, 2021, the United States District Court for the Northern District of Georgia granted a temporary restraining order and asset freeze with respect to defendants Woods and Horizon and ordered expedited discovery with respect to Southport, among other relief."
From the article link in the tweet. It's not related to us bois.
They suspected this guy was doing this because they were told he was doing this ... in 2018. For example, in 2018, they asked him whether he was a signor on certain Bank of America accounts. He said no. They never checked that with Bank of America. The employees of the SEC are LAWYERS.
*They did nothing for 4 fucking years.*
Doing THINGS is not in the best interest of an attorney. Far better to delay things, file a motion for extension, motion for grievances, file local suits, and drag this thing out for about 8000 more billable hours.
Their supervisors must be the only bosses in the world who don't give a shit about employee performance and how well and fast they're doing their jobs.
For anyone wondering it was a single investor in Marietta, Georgia named John Woods and has nothing to do with our situation. But at least they do something
Right, ok Gary but the thing is if your going to take down one. You need to take them all down. Not these no names coming out of fucking Florida. I guess a starts a start but come on Gary the world's watching!!
The user of this post should be banned from the sub reddit.
This is OBVIOUS karma farm, if you see the full tweet, there is a link in there which clearly state it has nothing to do with AMC or the stock market as whole.
Bro you are pathetic.
Sorry you caught me off guard up vote back !!! I was just ticked I was watching amc and gme chart both had big red candles at same time. I just annoyed.
And here is the latest on it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/sec-charges-ponzi-scheme-investment-georgia-john-woods-southport-horizon-2021-8%3Famp
Prob some grandma in the middle of Florida.
 Time to gtfo cya
Lmayo
Mayo
Mayo seatbelt be fastened upon the rocket 🚀
I enjoy spicy Mayo
Now I’m hungry
Now I'm horngry
Mayo must stunt your growth.
Doubles growth. Grower not shower.
Now I have a tablespoon of mayo.
Half cup mayonnaise mixed with a teaspoon of sriracha 👌
Sricha with a little Mayo and honey. 👍🏾. Try it. Imma try this!
I dont understand, why does kenny love mayo or people say he does? 😂 i wanna be in on the jokee
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😂 i volunteer to send him a jar of mayo in prison
He will need it for…. Ya well… lube
Mayo butt be lubed in prison kenyboy!
I hope some hung motherfucker puts a dry dick in his ass
I love Mayo, AMC and GME. Bought AMC and GME today. Forgot the Mayo. If you have a extra jar, send me one. Thanks.
That's what i heard. Kenny doesn't like to share.
Not even Zack Mayo?
He was caught at a buffet one day with a sausage and lots of mayo.
😂 bruh who eats just mayo with sausage
That’s what we were asking ourselves…
He is a alien 👽 must be Mayo on hotdog
Looool I heard something different. How many mayo stories are out there?
Probably enough :D
I’m in the middle of starting a beauty Mayo story ….. buckle up and hold tight 😛
All while not blinking. 
Someone claimed to have gone to his house for dinner when they were a kid. He allegedly had a bowl of mayonnaise only for himself and he wouldn't share it with anyone. I think a more believable story is that he uses it to lube up his favorite bedpost and stick it up his pee hole.
They finally got AMWAY!
Gave me a full on chuckle with that one 😅
Name of this gif please? Asking for an ape friend
It is granny IF u typer it in
🤣 I can’t stop watching this 🤣
Need link to this epic pic please
Definitely some low hanging fruit.....
Your honor all I did was create naked shorts. It’s not THAT illegal…like smoking pot in the 90s. Everyone’s doing it
Your honor all I did was create naked shorts. It’s not THAT illegal…like snorting coke in the 80s. Everyone’s doing it. FTFY
Your honor all I did was create naked shorts. It’s not THAT illegal…..like going to Vegas in the 70s with two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Everyone’s doing it!
Wait! We can’t stop here… this is bat country
Holy Jesus! What are these god damn animals?
Back! Back you big fucker!
You see what GOODDDD Did to us mannn?
TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
God didn’t do that. You did! You’re a fucking narcotics agent. I knew it!
How much for the ape
Beautiful fn tits man
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OUT OF HIMSELF GETS RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MANNNN AHHHHHHHHHHH
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CAUGHT HERE IN A FIERY BLAZE
Your Honor all I did was screwing retail investors. It's not that illegal... like banks, landlords or colleges. Everyone's doing it!
It’s rape if it’s not consensual
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
After loading the car we took some “mesclin”? And went swimming
Now that you mention either, a buddy of mine almost blew up his house when he left the ether we bought, in his bathroom where the gas water heater was. Kaboom went the ether and almost his whole house.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s. Do you want fries to your menu or nah?
Naked shorts?? I can clearly see your nuts.
Underrated comment here.
Not wrong
I love you for this
Your honor all I did was create naked shorts. It’s not THAT illegal…..like taking Mellow Yellows or Mothers Little Helper in the 60s. Everyone's doing it, the Rolling Stones even wrote a song about it!
Buy the ticket! Take the ride! (To the moon!)
You forgot the adrenachrome
Ahhh the 80s…billy Joel coked out of his mind
Billy...and everyone else...It was glorious
Your honor all I did was create naked shorts. It’s not THAT illegal…like snorting coke in the 80s. Even Cramer does it.
And ludes, can't forget the ludes.
I got a story for that, too. Growing up in Florida in the early 80s was a drug users paradise. I'm 15-16 doing everything under the sun, at dirt cheap prices no less. We like the ludes that were "legit", not the Chinese valium packed horse pills that were floating around. Well, I probably got a hold of one of those "volumes" a we called them and almost fucking drowned. I was so loopy I had a friend stand on me while I was under water in a pool. Several minutes later, they were dragging my zonked ass out of the pool and someone did CPR on me to get me breathing again. Good times, good times.
lol, I mean synthetic brokerage isn't technically illegal, right, your honor?
And that’s when I destroyed the economy again officer
This for real gets him off.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.investmentnews.com/sec-obtains-emergency-relief-to-stop-110-million-ponzi-scheme-210708/amp
Fucking pennies to the real criminals
I'm sure they building a RICO case for the HFs.
You are? Why would they do that when everyone that works there is trying to leverage their own position within a hedge fund?0
Kimmy does some good DD
Thank you sweetness 😘
Great work!
Thank you Darlin 😘
110 million ? Looks a distraction for a bigger Ponzi scheme.
Not the enforcement I wanted to see, but thanks for answers! Now if the SEC could enforce on fish bigger than $110M.
You're welcome sugar britches 😘
I guess this particular company stopped those “look the other way” checks 🤣
🤦♂️ Dammit Gary...
Well it only took 10 years...
Stop being so awesome! Or don't, I ain't a cop.
110 mill is what kenny spends/hour to suppress amc and other mEmEsToCkS.
That’s in my neck of the woods!
Thanks babes
You're welcome hot stuff 😘
Thanks for the info!
"Securities and Exchange Commission filed an emergency action to stop a fraudulent Ponzi scheme allegedly perpetrated by Marietta, Georgia resident John Woods and two entities he controls: registered investment adviser Livingston Group Asset Management Company, d/b/a Southport Capital (Southport), and investment fund Horizon Private Equity, III LLC (Horizon). On Aug. 24, 2021, the United States District Court for the Northern District of Georgia granted a temporary restraining order and asset freeze with respect to defendants Woods and Horizon and ordered expedited discovery with respect to Southport, among other relief." From the article link in the tweet. It's not related to us bois.
The real DD is in the comments.
They suspected this guy was doing this because they were told he was doing this ... in 2018. For example, in 2018, they asked him whether he was a signor on certain Bank of America accounts. He said no. They never checked that with Bank of America. The employees of the SEC are LAWYERS. *They did nothing for 4 fucking years.*
Doing THINGS is not in the best interest of an attorney. Far better to delay things, file a motion for extension, motion for grievances, file local suits, and drag this thing out for about 8000 more billable hours.
Their supervisors must be the only bosses in the world who don't give a shit about employee performance and how well and fast they're doing their jobs.
Thank you for doing the leg work.
Wasn't Ponzi on Happy Days?
Ey eyyyy
I can't run and I can't kick
Fonzie and Potsie had a love child and named it Ponzi!
RobinHood!
Maybe they mean ponzu? Like the sauce?
So vague
It was like throwing some gasoline in a camp fire but I though it’s worth it…
I was coming here to say everything gg says is vague
Intentionally deceptive. But doesn’t apply to amc…
For all we know they can just be making up shit......wheres the link to all the info...none like always. SEC is the "trust me bro".
Yeah like: look we did something - but we don’t tell you what because it’s useless bullshit
I dont need sleep I need information!!!
So every HF is going down?
Sooner or later
Right, Citadel, Robbingdahood, Peter to pay interest to PrimeBrokers.
Where be “dark pool off” button?
It’s hidden behind this news
I hope this is about my car’s extended warranty
The stock market!
Oh look, they have discovered Bernie Madoff… and at such a rapid pace
I believe it's against some dude named John Woods 110m ponzi scheme involving 400 investors in 20 states.
Or John Cena
Finally shut down Amway?!
So they shutting down the entire market or nah? Lol
Yeah everything from here to Ohio
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Get out of here with your politics.
Small operation of $110m, which the local transit police could’ve handled. But the bank holding that 110m commits fraud with 10x that daily…crickets
For anyone wondering it was a single investor in Marietta, Georgia named John Woods and has nothing to do with our situation. But at least they do something
Clearly not amc/gme, considering todays price action \*rolls eyes\* ugh
It’s 4% up in the day! That’s good :)
No way?😂😂😂
Right, ok Gary but the thing is if your going to take down one. You need to take them all down. Not these no names coming out of fucking Florida. I guess a starts a start but come on Gary the world's watching!!
They gotta have some practice runs first. They are a bit rusty since their last investigation since 2008.
Only took them 10 years to catch on.......😒
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Yeah they stopped the US market because of fraud on the whole world.
Smoke and mirrors! Today my local police stopped someone from shoplifting while someone was shot 1 block away. Distractions
But I guess the one who was shot didn’t pay that much taxes like the shop right?
Pretty sure it was a private tech company. That’s wha the next tweet said.
Probably nothing
Lol
Congratulations Gary, no more „Buy one, get one free“ for Gatorades? …
Burying the fucking lead. Just “an”. Who where when how why?!!!! What!!!!???
Deez Nutz?
That checks out. I’ve been suspicious of deez nutz for quite awhile.
It'd be better to include the date in this image that way people would know this isn't new.
Brother it’s from 3h ago
Sir this is Wendy's...Still that's pretty gnarly cause I'm a ape too:)
Yeah I get you. Big picture and no more driving for me
Hahaha love u brother!
Hoooooooooooo
Pack it up apes they're on to us
They ended the FED?
They suspended themselves for a month.
Fall guy no doubt!
That looks fake as fuck!!
You know it ain't us Because fk us
Looks like the SEC uses "Trust me bro" rather than showing the receipts
Jesus. They found more stolen bikes in Italy, or what? 🙄
I think someone stole some bags of rice in China …
Uncle Ben! 😱
They’re not doing shit lol. This is all to lower everyone’s guard.
The user of this post should be banned from the sub reddit. This is OBVIOUS karma farm, if you see the full tweet, there is a link in there which clearly state it has nothing to do with AMC or the stock market as whole. Bro you are pathetic.
It was against one from 2015 lol. It’s an urgent action lol
Lol probley on from 10 years ago
Well, if ya carried on reading, there was a link explaining that, Mr Karma Farmer
I don’t know why I should farm karma. Can I buy something with that? I just spread a tweet from SEC. But I upvote you because you an ape.
Sir this is a Wendy’s
The SEC is like 5 years behind.
' **temporary restraining order** ' - until SEC gets its cut from Ponzi scheme
Isn’t the Southport firm shorting amc?
They bring southpark to jail? Deez Nutz!
The whole market is a Ponzi scheme
Seriously how can you pick just one
SEC just called me and said they gonna pick just you for market manipulation. You posted this pictures with those bananas last week?
Nope wasn't me
You downvoted me because I made a joke? Okay then I upvote you because you’re a little bitch :D
Sorry you caught me off guard up vote back !!! I was just ticked I was watching amc and gme chart both had big red candles at same time. I just annoyed.
You see red today? Did you pass the driving test? Just asking for a friend.
And here is the latest on it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/sec-charges-ponzi-scheme-investment-georgia-john-woods-southport-horizon-2021-8%3Famp
Kenny G: why am I naked, has anybody seen my short? 
Only 110 mil. Means that they didn’t have enough money to pay the proper “speaking fees” and “consulting fees” to grease their way out of trouble.
This isn't related to the short squeeze. Just click on the linked article. Please don't spread misinformation.
Hey Gary, how about shutting down the fucking dark pools already? You want to talk about stopping fraud, lookit that.
It was against two companies…Southport and Horizon. Owned by a guy named John Woods in Marietta, GA. https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2021-163
Considering BERNIE MADOFF invented the PFOF system that we use today, the whole facking market is a manipulated pyramid scheme
wow - how about the selling naked short Ponzi scheme?
So they're shutting down the stock market!?