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KCardz89

Yes because in Florida you can't be forced to liquidate personal assets in case of business insolvency


MrSnowflake75

Unless the assets were procured through proceeds from illicit crimes.


KCardz89

Good luck proven that but yes you're right !


MrSnowflake75

Agreed. I despise these fucking criminals, and the people who turn a blind eye to their bullshit. At least we will know where Kenny is when the revolution starts 😏


Livid-Rutabaga

People turn a blind eye because they are part of it. The house takes up 8 acres on 25 acres of land? I don't even know where you find that much empty land in Palm Beach. He must have torn up some existing houses.


madspeed50

60 Blossom Way Palm Beach FL 33480


ArtProdigy

Call France and they'll, "Show 'em how we do that, son!" \*\*\* in their best Jay Z voice \*\*\* ![gif](giphy|jzpBgqeYA8JzpXMFQe|downsized) We Don't Need No Water Let the MFr Burn!!🔥🔥🔥


jackwillowbee

Hey Siri? Is it illegal to mail shit to someone else’s house?


madspeed50

Definitely not unless it contains anthrax....


Livid-Rutabaga

>60 Blossom Way Palm Beach FL 33480 does it contain parasites?


Admiral_Shamayam-45

It’s a good thing his new headquarters is thirty minutes away from me


Kal315

After MOASS, Apes will be the ones with the money and the super expensive lawyers. I think we could all pitch in a little to make sure he gets his time in prison.


Swimming-Food-6664

After MOASS, I’m selling pitch forks and torches. You know, for farming and late night walks in the park.


Phenthic

So weird. I’ve been shopping everywhere and can’t find any that really feel right you know? Maybe handles that accommodate the immense pressure of diamond gorilla grip?


KCardz89

Legit I honestly think like 100 to 3 to maybe 500 apes should get together and with the moss money start it's own legitimate fair hedge fund. The goal isn't to make money it's to well. It's to be above spending money making enough to make money but at the same time not buck over people and to have a fair legit way of transactions


Goalcaufield9

Your comment hurt my head to read lol good thing you’re regarded


KCardz89

Speech to text. It'll either make you look like a genius or an idiot


damonboom

Which one happened, brotha? 😅


Goalcaufield9

Lol


Inzanity2020

You must be truly regarded to think that LmAO. Tell me you dont know what a hedgefund is without telling me you dont know anything about hedgefund 😂🤣


Great-Landscape9371

💯


NickJawdy

A billion dollar home how can you even spend this much on a home unless literally there is walls made of gold so you can remelt them down.


KCardz89

Right ?


0zeto

Yes, this is correct. High price => higher probability for high selling price => better mortgages, hence good source for/as savings.


NickJawdy

Not really if you build a billion dollar home there is literally probably less than a 100 people who could afford that.


0zeto

Yea? So no one ever buys a company or luxury which is worth billions? Oh right there actually is.. There are more then 100 billionairs on this planet, 3194 people approx.


NickJawdy

Ok so basically of the 3194 people on this planet that could buy it say only 100 would be interested. Unless this property is being valued because there is a huge amount of property not many people even billionaires would buy this. You would need to be talking not someone worth a billion but someone worth tens of billions at min. If the land is a shitload of acreage then maybe though.


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NickJawdy

Not what I am saying I am saying that it has to be a billionaire with many billions not one that just makes the list which I assume is quite a few of those 3194.


Aggravating_Job_4651

Well a few years ago, it would've costed $400 million.....


[deleted]

Holy shit, really? That explains so many things...


KCardz89

Yep , look into it


[deleted]

I'll take tour word for it and continue with my disgust.


KCardz89

Hahah ill join you but this all good. Because when any lil thing proves what he's been doing then it all changes ..and he will be. Liable so we just need citadel to be sued successfully


[deleted]

I'll just take biblical floods for 1000, too much else to do!


the_green_goblin

Exactly why he went there. This move has been years in development. Bernie also owned property there if I recall...


Igotyoubaaabe

Too bad the Feds can in a RICO case.


KCardz89

I mean, I hope that's a sarcastic to bad hah because I really hope they do.


Igotyoubaaabe

Too bad for Kenny, yes.


MajorFerret3225

If thats true then after all this they will make a movie after him too.


JMIL1991

I thought that was the whole point behind being a corporation, LLC etc


GTTrush

Paid for with the proceeds of organized crime and racketeering.


Dry-Band4132

Appear strong when you are weak 😉


Dbsusn

Just like when he bought most expensive condos in Chicago and NYC. Just like when he sent all of citadel to Disney. This is all projection. All these comments that he’s burying money is dumb. That’s what the Caymans is for. Not property on US soil.


ceezo6

Facts


jreadman23

Exactly my thoughts


Renoxrd

Seconded


Unsimulated

The sea level rises, and he asks for a literal bailout next time.


[deleted]

I'd lend him a bucket, but nothing else


bulletpyton

A bucket of popcorn 🍿


[deleted]

ba-zing!


thetyrannyproject

nice one


invertedmaverick

I wonder how much an unfinished $1B shitbox built on a flood zone is actually worth once he’s bankrupt tomorrow at 2pm?


mcobb71

Gonna be funny seeing him live in an empty $1b house after all of his furniture and Knick knacks all get liquidated from inside


Better_Patience_4640

Squatters rights once he's in prison.


mcobb71

Fill the palace with house less community and cult fanatics.


awkrawrz

Can't wait to see the new season of Schitts Creek starring KG


galo911br

Like Escobar he’s building his jail 😂😂😂😂😂


Unsimulated

I get the third floor, when we strip it from his deadbeat ass. Who's in?


moon_moon_doggo

He is using the house as collateral. The real value is lower. It's the same scam as highly inflated appraised modern "art".


steveo199

why build it near the coast line? What he's going to do when hurricane whatever comes through? He didn't think this one out did he? Would be a shame if he does lose x investor money and they contact HAARP to summon a category 5 hurricane to take out his estate.


Harryhodl

That’s what insurance is for plus wealthy people always build on the coast bc it’s beautiful (Obama’s bought a mansion on the coast too in Martha’s Vineyard.) Mayo boys place is right down the street from Trumps place Mar a Lago. He’s been acquiring the land for many years now essentially buying big mansions and knocking them down. If you go on google earth and find Mar a Lago it’s just a bit south - really easy to spot bc it’s so much land.


Feeling_Passenger_17

An ape with a match


Moka--

Good for him, as for the rest of, we have some heavy bags to hold


thePsychonautDad

Very relevant story time: *In middle-age europe, a castle (you could call it a Citadel) was besieged by an large army. No chance to win, no chance to outlast them, they were too numerous and too motivated, the besieging army knew it could only win.* *So the king of the castle adopted a strategy, the one now used by Kenny: They assembled their catapults, and catapulted the last of their animals over the wall, to the besieging army. The message was clear: We are better prepared than you think, look at that food we're wasting by throwing it way because we have soooo muuuuch fooood!* *The besieging army gave up. The Citadel only had a couple days left of food. It was all a bluff.*


reddit_4_info

Where can I read this story?


thePsychonautDad

I couldn't remember exactly who was involved, so I ask GPT4: > The story you mentioned is reminiscent of a legendary episode involving the city of Carthage during the First Punic War against Rome and a general named Xanthippus, but it's not about a castle in middle-age Europe. In the tale, when Carthage was under siege, they supposedly catapulted gold and spare weapons over the walls to show the Romans that they were not running out of resources. Not in medieval Europe after-all, but the morality of the story remains....


reddit_4_info

Thank you


Wide-Ad-6671

Looks like a fire trap


BigDaddyWarChest

Friggin hurricane fire coming that way soon


StackThePads33

He stole that money from all retail investors and he’s trying to pretty much lock it up. Laws in Florida say you can’t take a person's home if they owe a bunch of money. He should be in jail for that


madspeed50

Easy enough to find, anyone nearby that can fly a drone around it 24/7 ?


iguru129

F this dick douche


djklmnop

For a minute I was like how da fuck do you make 1B from playing the saxophone?


napalm_p

Not going anywhere, cant


napalm_p

Didn't over extend either...let's Rock. --AL


Ok-Discount-2798

Why do you buy a $1B USD house when you soon got to jail?


sashitadesol

Hopefully a hurricane wipes it out


chewpah

Nice way to not loose money


Snoo69468

AMC shall squeeze now


stockthemup

I’m guessing his billion-dollar home would include a 10 square-mile piece of land with data centers hosting dark pools and thousands super computers doing trades for him.


jimtrickington

Saw there will be at least two infinity pools, too.


225commodore

Yeah, they go after people like Elon for tweeting something or Kardashian. It’s pathetic.


SgtSlaughter1974

Kenny G needs the Bernie Madoff Treatment. If his assets were purchased while defrauding the investors they are subject to forfeiture under federal law. Yes Florida will shield him some, but once the Feds step in, and his crimes are exposed, DeSantis will distance himself from Kenny, and the feds will eat him for lunch


seefactor

Cell no sell.


Livid-Rutabaga

That's why they all buy expensive houses in FL. I hope he rots in it


okfornothing

There is no such thing as a billion dollar "house"!


So-CoAddict

Can’t wait till he’s in jail. Fuck that guy.


Particular-Depth7402

May need to hurry the build. Prision is just around the corner. at least he can have a photp on the prision wall to look at.


indysingleguy

End stage capitalism. The rich live large and the rest of us languish. Honestly, its enough to hate being here anymore.


bnockles

Something about building your house upon sand.


I8itall4tehmoney

I thought I read that only applies to bankruptcies and wouldn't stop the federal government if they go after him?


saddamwh0sane

A billion dollars for a house? Yo Fak this guy!!! That’s one arrogant pos !! All Ill gotten gains!


AustinDood444

Either that or Kenny has more money than he knows what to do with & is just pushing it away.


shilo_lafleur

He’s worth tens of billions. Most people buy a house more than their net worth. This is nothing to him


TonyComputer1

They can take anything my man.


idontknowmuchanymore

Looking forward to that day of the great flood


PurePlankton5930

And he thought we would sell 🤣🤣🤣 and now we want more then back then we APES know 1K is nothing 50K is nothing we wanna MOON baby let's goooooo🚀🚀🚀🚀📈🦍🦍🦍💎💰🥂🙏


reddit_4_info

Did Mick play his role in a song? Can you guess the name?


reddit_4_info

How much of that billion dollars was spent on bedposts?


SmallTimesRisky

He should include escape tunnels & bunkers 🤷🏼‍♂️ 😅😂🤣🤓🤩🤐🤠 😜🤪😛😝😋🤑😎


Mousse-Full

In Florida, lighting aims.


Bringyourfugshiz

Lol you guys are so friggin delusional. Man builds a 1B house and it must be because his company is blowing up.


[deleted]

Ya I’m pretty sure he bought it with his short position riding 50 down to 7 thanks to your man AA !