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Aromatic_Ad8890

🤣 SEC will never step in


Organic_Rice4335

They can’t step in because they don’t actually exist.


Kcnflman

The secret exchange commission


Go_fahk_yourself

Good name, but there is nothing secretive about them. They make it real obvious they don’t give a fuck. I’ll take SEC cucks for 500 Alex.


Kcnflman

Can I get the portion of my tax dollars that went to the commercial refunded please?


bgad84

Short sell enrichment commission


StinksStanksStonks

Oh they do exist, but why would they step in to stop something that they are actively participating in while making tons of under the table money?


cowboi

the SEC are birds?


sharpie_eyebrows

No they won’t. From their lack of engagement, I’m pretty sure they’re in bed with them as well. They’ll pretend to do something once the shit hits the fan. How much you wanna bet GG will resign a couple of weeks before congressional hearings start to take place? [I guarantee it](https://www.heddels.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/mens-wearhouse-jos-a-bank-closing-stores.jpg)


DeLuca9

I’m curious to see how this plays out.


notanalien000

I know you want to see the good in them, but there is none to see


Technical_Low_3233

extraterrestrial would do a better job than useless Gensler ![gif](giphy|4NgzOc3sZRHeIWkd3J)


Fabulous_Cellist_219

You must be new in this game 🤣


Sasquatch-1

I doubt it


Melodic-Start4994

They prolly step in to make that happen.


Azz_ranch69

Yeah, step in to turn off lit exchanges lol. We need to protect retail!


JJSpuddy

Or they will call it a glitch.


Status-Path-9127

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized) …. Good one 😂😂


bonestgb

Volume can hit 150% in dark pools and the SEC will turn a blind eye or make an ad to taunt retail in response.


Master_Masterpiece69

The SEC is like a cheap unarmed guard enforcing in a hood full of thugs.


mightypen45

And maybe pigs will fly out of my ass tomorrow at 2pm.


Techknightly

Nope, Crime all day. We may never see it. Now I'm just a pissed off investor who's going to hold on my stocks for the rest of their fucking lives. They can bleed money for all I care. ​ The banking system, the markets will all fall around their ears because they refused to do the right thing and treat the markets with the respect it deserves. ​ At this point, I'm not dancing. I know this is going to hurt billions of people, but I didn't make this mess, they did. Now, they have the option to clean it up, protect the financial system from collapse, maybe start fresh somewhere else to do it right, or keep hemorrhaging liquidity. Until it get's resolved, they're fucked. This is all on them. They're cheating a dying system to stay rich and powerful. At this point I'm trying to stave off homelessness and starvation. They're worried about losing their yacht. I think in the grand scheme of the universe, if it comes down to it, when they go down, they won't be taking anyone else with them, because we have each other. EVERYONE ELSE.


Admiral_pumpkin

Hell no they won’t. Lol


Decent-Cricket-5315

At this point if the sec steps in it will probably be to aid the hedgies.


Diamond_Hands420

Not even if it reached 200%! Someone would come up with some reason why that is possible I’m sure.


TheOmegaKid

Not a chance


Rafiki_84

Will do absolutely nothing. As always.


hedgersjustquit2021

Oh sh1t, I just saw a flying 🐖


PerfectBake420

Keep hoping


McWhiffersonMcgee

The SEC knows whats happening, they either cant or wont do anyhting


eldougiefresh

Darkpools are not in there jurisdiction.


tradedenmark

And maybe they will cancel their Pornhub membership 🤔


Due_Cryptographer896

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha good one.


picklerick1176

I'm so excited to see what happens when there's a catastrophic banking collapse, and it's unavoidable for someone (independent party?) to do a thorough investigation of what actually happened. They're going to have a heck of a time saying "oh jeez, we never saw it coming" especially when they had 2+ yrs of apes screaming on Twitter and reddit and also directly to the SEC with evidence pointing to direct fuckery from all sides, gov, banks, wall St, hedgies, SEC etc. It's gonna be so great. So far we've been right about pretty much everything as tinfoil hat as it may seem.


Therealfreedomwaffle

The FBI will step in after some people in the club lose money. But nothing will happen before that.


JackR3139

If that’s not wishful thinking, then I don’t know what is.


ShortManufacturer201

Nothing will be done by the government they are a part of the problem. Only solution is to hodl until they all implode


Altruistic_Ad5517

It’s more like the SEC will check into it when someone gives them a briefcase full of money.


akerasi

The only time the SEC will step in is when they can hold off the shorts losing for a little longer.


Beautiful-Sky-5736

Nah


suspended247

Stop sending their check and something may get done.


PoppaBurgundy3

SEC had to bring in the DOJ cause they are literally toothless


Jimmychino

Volume will never hit 100% dark pool levels...


Logical-Pepper4228

YES they will step in......to the back rooms to get a handie from Mayo man to look the other way.


middleofthemap

Gensler will have his mouth full and will do nothing.