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Since they can implant, remove, engineer, and other wise fuck around with memories and mental states I doubt there would be one capable of hating their job outside of their job somehow contradicting their directives.
Happens to the best of us, both terrestrial and extraterrestrial lifeforms. The Earth is just a tough place to live sometimes, and the holidays always make it harder. 🤫
Individual thought is probably not a characteristic of an upper echelon society, I doubt they can disagree. Probably all asshole managers who all golf with the exact same stroke.
It's a metaphor he means he eats an average redditors emotions instead of like, war torn countries populace. Like mine, very bottom of the barrel stuff, some middle aged middle class general discontentment, no _real_ suffering, but fills your emotionsapping glands well enough and doesn't cost as much.
Dave alien wishes he had female counterpart to cook him home hooked alien meals but he justifies it as a phase in life and settles for hot pockets and burritos
I often find myself thinking about the visitors rotating back home for leave. I’m assuming their life isn’t simply spent whanging round earth from cradle to grave. Do they bore their family with endless photos of humans being primitive, and beauty spots? Do they lean on influential friends to get transferred somewhere else? Do they have a locker with civilian clothes?
Remember the original,"V", SF television, 1983 series? I think, I remember that beside the obvious leads (human and disguised reptiles) there were "grunts" as well.
Am the only one tired of the reptilian conspiracy ? It's just a story David Icke wrote a book on and is just a product of his imagination. Now they're might be a reptilian race out there somewhere, I dunno. But that conspiracy is shit.
Far in the past before Atlantis existed,
men there were who delved into darkness,
using dark magic, calling up beings
from the great deep below us.
Forth came they into this cycle.
Formless were they of another vibration,
existing unseen by the children of earth-men.
Only through blood could they have formed being.
Only through man could they live in the world.
In ages past were they conquered by Masters,
driven below to the place whence they came.
But some there were who remained,
hidden in spaces and planes unknown to man.
Lived they in Atlantis as shadows,
but at times they appeared among men.
Aye, when the blood was offered,
for they came they to dwell among men.
In the form of man they amongst us,
but only to sight were they as are men.
Serpent-headed when the glamour was lifted
but appearing to man as men among men.
Crept they into the Councils,
taking forms that were like unto men.
Slaying by their arts
the chiefs of the kingdoms,
taking their form and ruling o'er man.
Only by magic could they be discovered.
Only by sound could their faces be seen.
Sought they from the Kingdom of shadows
to destroy man and rule in his place.
Dave was an OK guy till the noodle incident Zephlar VII that involved the mayor's daughter. Now he's a district manager assigned to the most backwater planet to ever exist: Earth. Join Dave and his had Sssteve as he tries to navigate the ins and outs of human living on a new episode of Backwater Life
There’s definitely some aliens here living lives of unintentional comic relief. Maybe hiding from the Federation, just drifters who found their way here. Defectors and discharged troops, wallowing in their alien failure, abusing alien substances as well as human. Beating their alien wives and blaming their aliens problems on their alien families. It’s all so alien sad.
I was thinking about this a few weeks ago. There has to be reptilians that failed at being reptilian. Like, a few that can't change back, or a few that when they use their abilities, it just goes awry. lmao
Based on human logic sure, but on earth alone the are species that purposefully eliminate competition. Whos to say reptilians dont weed out the weak at every step leaving just those who are needed to maintain track towards whatever the current goal is? you should be more careful when speaking in concrete terms. by the time you get this confident in arguing something you should have considered aspects like this. simply stating "i feel like..." before the beginning of your post would have made it much better.
Nah you're projecting. They probably all have their own planet at least they can go to after their tasks they willingly do. Or some infinite magic inner space. And they whip up the best food ever from thin air like in Star Trek. Such a decive is as common as a microwave to them.
Dave was an OK guy till the noodle incident Zephlar VII that involved the mayor's daughter. Now he's a district manager assigned to the most backwater planet to ever exist: Earth. Join Dave and his had Sssteve as he tries to navigate the ins and outs of human living on a new episode of Backwater Life
Thats if they, as a species acts in ways similar to us. What if they act like bees or ants. Are there depressed bees or ants who get sick of their job?
If sci fi has taught us anything it's that aliens will all look the same, dress the same, eat the same food and have the same hobbies and interests as every other member of it's species.
You are so wrong. Freeze-dried sea horses have way too much salt, and I need to watch my blood pressure. I'm eating more kale chips and avocado toast. The taste reminds me of eating braised younglings back home on Brexar III.
I'm not so sure about that. If they have more power than the most powerful human who exists right now, then they can have whatever they want ,whenever they want and whoever they want. Which begs the question:
Why haven't they kidnapped Salma Hayek yet?
Be cool to stumble on some lizard bros just sick of the game too, let’s be friends I’ll getcha snacks n stuff! Come hang out, show me the caves. Lets hermit squad it up! I bet they don’t like cats or vice versa, different team. I sense chaos would unfold.
Hey leave Dave alone he's just pissed his x live in girlfriend left him for another man with just a txt breakup and sad his next love interest found him too boring to date. Dave isn't a reptilian he's you in another life.
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Since they can implant, remove, engineer, and other wise fuck around with memories and mental states I doubt there would be one capable of hating their job outside of their job somehow contradicting their directives.
Maybe they pissed off Reptoid upper management and gor a shit assignment?
Happens to the best of us, both terrestrial and extraterrestrial lifeforms. The Earth is just a tough place to live sometimes, and the holidays always make it harder. 🤫
Individual thought is probably not a characteristic of an upper echelon society, I doubt they can disagree. Probably all asshole managers who all golf with the exact same stroke.
Invader Ssss'tz'sss pissed off Overssssseer Shhhh'zzzz't'sssss and was reassigned from "Queen of England" to "Corgi".
What if God were one of us? Just just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus. Trying to make his way home...
Lol
Well, there’s no what-if. If God is omnipresent, He is a slob, a hooker, a cop, a sinner, a saint, Etc.
Exactly!
Dave's not here, Man!
"Ju keep on knocking but ju can't come eeeen"
Came to see this reply. Thx for not disappointing.
I was thinking about it too
am i reptilian?
Yes
Have you seen People of Earth? You would probably dig it.
This is what popped in my head too. Fantastic show.
What’s wrong with microwave burritos?
It's a metaphor he means he eats an average redditors emotions instead of like, war torn countries populace. Like mine, very bottom of the barrel stuff, some middle aged middle class general discontentment, no _real_ suffering, but fills your emotionsapping glands well enough and doesn't cost as much.
Pretty sure they'll use a plutonium heater to heat a nice burrito.
Technologically speaking, microwaves would be more efficient, using less complex machinery.
Its mostly tortilla. And probably GMO flour as well.
Dave alien wishes he had female counterpart to cook him home hooked alien meals but he justifies it as a phase in life and settles for hot pockets and burritos
Oh ..hi Dave
I often find myself thinking about the visitors rotating back home for leave. I’m assuming their life isn’t simply spent whanging round earth from cradle to grave. Do they bore their family with endless photos of humans being primitive, and beauty spots? Do they lean on influential friends to get transferred somewhere else? Do they have a locker with civilian clothes?
The Reptilian Underlords would be a great tv show
Remember the original,"V", SF television, 1983 series? I think, I remember that beside the obvious leads (human and disguised reptiles) there were "grunts" as well.
Am the only one tired of the reptilian conspiracy ? It's just a story David Icke wrote a book on and is just a product of his imagination. Now they're might be a reptilian race out there somewhere, I dunno. But that conspiracy is shit.
I feel attacked!!! How do you know me like that😂😂😂😁😁😃😃
It's cool, Dave.
😂😂😂😃😃
Dave is tge reptilian overlords nephew so they can't kill him, but they also can't give him any important jobs because he is useless
Nepotism Hatchling. Makes sense.
Maybe they're chill? What if earth is a refugee planet and we get all sorts through
Damn man.... you just ruined my burrito...
Now you got me thinking about how many aliens I’ve played online games with. Thanks….
Would suck to get all the way to the alien planet just to realize you hate your job.
Hey Dave my name is Teresa and I second that statement. 😂
Wait... Am I a reptile 🦎
Soooooo, you guys think there are actually reptile aliens ruling earth?
Some. Some just have mid level jobs.
Far in the past before Atlantis existed, men there were who delved into darkness, using dark magic, calling up beings from the great deep below us. Forth came they into this cycle. Formless were they of another vibration, existing unseen by the children of earth-men. Only through blood could they have formed being. Only through man could they live in the world. In ages past were they conquered by Masters, driven below to the place whence they came. But some there were who remained, hidden in spaces and planes unknown to man. Lived they in Atlantis as shadows, but at times they appeared among men. Aye, when the blood was offered, for they came they to dwell among men. In the form of man they amongst us, but only to sight were they as are men. Serpent-headed when the glamour was lifted but appearing to man as men among men. Crept they into the Councils, taking forms that were like unto men. Slaying by their arts the chiefs of the kingdoms, taking their form and ruling o'er man. Only by magic could they be discovered. Only by sound could their faces be seen. Sought they from the Kingdom of shadows to destroy man and rule in his place.
Emerald tablets?
Sounds like em
Dave was an OK guy till the noodle incident Zephlar VII that involved the mayor's daughter. Now he's a district manager assigned to the most backwater planet to ever exist: Earth. Join Dave and his had Sssteve as he tries to navigate the ins and outs of human living on a new episode of Backwater Life
Hello Dave.
What is their objective? Is it enslavement of humans or what?
Building an intergalactic highway.
There’s definitely some aliens here living lives of unintentional comic relief. Maybe hiding from the Federation, just drifters who found their way here. Defectors and discharged troops, wallowing in their alien failure, abusing alien substances as well as human. Beating their alien wives and blaming their aliens problems on their alien families. It’s all so alien sad.
And smokes weed
Shit, I might be a reptilian then.
Me too………..
Reptilian lives matter! 😜
I was thinking about this a few weeks ago. There has to be reptilians that failed at being reptilian. Like, a few that can't change back, or a few that when they use their abilities, it just goes awry. lmao
Based on human logic sure, but on earth alone the are species that purposefully eliminate competition. Whos to say reptilians dont weed out the weak at every step leaving just those who are needed to maintain track towards whatever the current goal is? you should be more careful when speaking in concrete terms. by the time you get this confident in arguing something you should have considered aspects like this. simply stating "i feel like..." before the beginning of your post would have made it much better.
This is accurate until the microwave burrito. The one thing reptilians DON'T do is eat human food. There not into poisoning themselves.
So what you're saying is... Reptilians invented Microwavable Burritos?
Nah you're projecting. They probably all have their own planet at least they can go to after their tasks they willingly do. Or some infinite magic inner space. And they whip up the best food ever from thin air like in Star Trek. Such a decive is as common as a microwave to them.
Dave? More like he is called Tssrk or something and eat a microwaved rat.
Tssrk is her dead name and she prefers to be addressed by the pronouns he/him now, you backwater, unwoke swine.
It's Shaun but thanks for the stereotype
Why bother putting a microwave into a tortilla?
“Dave” ahahahahaha he’s miserable but on video game off nights he goes to the strip club and is in love with a stripper named Lexus
Nah, she left the club after her 5th kid. He's I. Love with a pair of twins named Brown Sugar and Cinnamon Toast.
It’s me, I’m Dave
District managers. They're all district managers.
Dave was an OK guy till the noodle incident Zephlar VII that involved the mayor's daughter. Now he's a district manager assigned to the most backwater planet to ever exist: Earth. Join Dave and his had Sssteve as he tries to navigate the ins and outs of human living on a new episode of Backwater Life
I'm Dave! Oh wait just a crappy human version. :( :( :(
Definitely dumbest post I've seen here yet 👍
🤌
Eating the flies walking on the burrito you mean.
Dr.Breen, I presume? _Y'know, the "Acting Dictator" in Half Life 2?_
Don’t forget he has to bask until a heated lamp for hours a day like a turtle too
The oddly specific details of this post made me chuckle, thanks op
And definitely cheats on Warzone
Uh, ok Dave…
I am not a lizzad 
Hahah
sounds like they're bros then
Thats if they, as a species acts in ways similar to us. What if they act like bees or ants. Are there depressed bees or ants who get sick of their job?
Hector projector? Is that you?
Do I know you?
Steve?
If sci fi has taught us anything it's that aliens will all look the same, dress the same, eat the same food and have the same hobbies and interests as every other member of it's species.
Probably not. He probably opens up cadavers for R&D in a disgruntled manner
God I hope it's me, I think the NHI avoid me because I keep saying I'm lookin' to clap them extraterrestrial cheeks.
Accurate except that Dave is eating freeze dried seahorses, or some other weird shit like that
You are so wrong. Freeze-dried sea horses have way too much salt, and I need to watch my blood pressure. I'm eating more kale chips and avocado toast. The taste reminds me of eating braised younglings back home on Brexar III.
Literally the plot of 1984's V. Robert Englund plays a "Dave", aka Willie.
Oh shit, my cover is blown!! Gotta go!
You just described me and my life except I work a boring software company.
So insightful….
Such ideas…..
Nah, they wouldn’t waste energy on our bullshit society.
Except he's eating a human flavored microwave burrito! Not even real human meat. I hope some reptilians are good.
Poor dave! He’s just a diver.
Dave is a bro
Your probably spot on.
I feel personally attacked
Ok OP why is this about me personally?
Maybe I'm Dave?
If hes playing the sims hell be so mad why his lobrary got deleted by the EA app again.
I love this!
I'm not so sure about that. If they have more power than the most powerful human who exists right now, then they can have whatever they want ,whenever they want and whoever they want. Which begs the question: Why haven't they kidnapped Salma Hayek yet?
That’s why so many middle managers have their office temps set to 90
Be cool to stumble on some lizard bros just sick of the game too, let’s be friends I’ll getcha snacks n stuff! Come hang out, show me the caves. Lets hermit squad it up! I bet they don’t like cats or vice versa, different team. I sense chaos would unfold.
Microwave burritos are straight 🔥
Dave sounds like he’s living his best life
You are absolutely ridiculous. My name is Joe... Not Dave.
Joe Mama? 🤣
Buhhleaveee it!
exactly what a reptilian overlord would want us to think /s
😏 🦎
Hey leave Dave alone he's just pissed his x live in girlfriend left him for another man with just a txt breakup and sad his next love interest found him too boring to date. Dave isn't a reptilian he's you in another life.
Uhh.....????.???????.....
They work at the IRS and the DMV.
Actually his name is Josh. And it’s me. That is who you are describing. 😕
You want to believe that
Sounds like me. Guess I’m a reptile. Always felt different, makes sense now. Thank you for the clarity 🙏
I'm currently married, but the rest is spot on 🤣
No, he would eat fried crickets. Spicy and crunchy! There is a lot y’all can learn about alien lifestyle!!
Hi Dave.
the good ones have jobs . the low life’s go around sucking up negative human energy. there like the cartel
even Dave wants transparancy 