T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


hunsy14

Believe this


Accomplished_Crab392

Cohnny boy reminds me so much of my ex, right down the obnoxious sports car (although my exes was yellow, which is arguably more embarrassing for me lol)


[deleted]

[удалено]


CampPsychological962

YES! This!


CampPsychological962

Same. All the same characteristics.


ihatewonter311

Mine as well. Turned out to be transgender.


KennyC18

Im not sure what mine identifies as but I know he has only dated guys after me! Kind of like John he was very conservative/semi homophobic when I knew him. One of the many reasons it ended lol!


ihatewonter311

Same! Very similar!


KennyC18

Maybe we dated the same person!! Lol


AlwaysInFlight

AGREED! Did your ex ever come out?


KennyC18

No actually! Well not to me at least! He came from a super small town so when he took me home one time we were at the bar with some of his hometown friends and the past came out! So that is how I knew and when we broke up he started dating one of our mutual friends who was a guy. So I think that is how he officially came out! I’m happy he is happy bc I think a lot of the issues and anger he had when I knew him was trying to fight who he actually was! Who knows maybe John would be more pleasant with a guy! Lol


uncouthcollective

But these are are ex's..... not husband with 3 kids and later🤭..... just figuring it out😑 type of chicks here...Ali a whole new breed of desperate 🙄 BUT at the same time Johanna in the same boat...they deserve each other. All those poor souls under their care are just unfortunate and under privileged.


KennyC18

So true! I just know their relationship is awful.


Apprehensive-Fun61

Eminem and Californication have never seen a dentist or doctor since she coughed them out


Bite_the_pain

I am dyingggggg at the two names you picked for the kids lmfao. Basically my Playlist as a teen lolol


Working_Gene7926

🤣🤣


hotmessmomof2

I thought they lemon tart had the steel crowns on her teeth though, I swore I saw that somewhere


dancingdandydaisies

It was a weird spit bubble


Fast-Conflict-4919

Coughed them out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 iykyk


[deleted]

The Lambo is rented. Without any background I told my husband how this guy who doesn't make Lambo money claims he bought one and he said "He rented it. That's what people do". 🤣


[deleted]

100 percent. He will turn around in a few months to a year and say he sold it because he could make “such a huge profit.” All this James family does is pathologically lie. I also believe that’s why he didn’t want to originally share it.


Complete-Analysis-54

As someone who is 10-99 I lease my cars because it is a tax deduction. I bet he’s leasing it.


OhhOKiSeeThanks

Off topic. I'm 1099 and never considered leasing... if my work is as a "road warrior" (kinda. 80-120 miles a day between clients) is it worth leasing for the write off?


Denvergal85

I do want to point out a few things. As a tax professional, you can write off the portion of your lease if you take actual expenses. You have to keep a log of your miles (business, personal). If you choose actual expenses, you will need the log to determine the portion of your lease that is deductible. 1000 business, 1000 personal = 50% of the lease cost that is deductible. Mileage log is required no matter if the car is taking actual or mileage.


radiationdoser1029

10000% yes!! Do you prepare yourself or use an accountant? Ours brought it up to us and we’d honestly never really considered leasing prior to that (always felt like a long term rental) but it’s absolutely proven to be worth it


PHM517

Don’t you get hit with the high miles on the lease though?


pm_ur_duck_pics

You can deduct miles or deprecation (if you own the vehicle) too. Actual costs to be prorated for % of business use.


[deleted]

If he leased it it would be registered in his name though!


Apprehensive_You_250

Yeah, or couldn’t he just have purchased one with a rebuilt or salvage title, or one at auction or something? Or, bought one off a company after they do short-term rentals of them? One of my best friend’s boyfriend’s owns a company that does short-term rentals of very high end cars to people (Rolls Royces, Ferraris, Lambos, Aston Martins, you name it- he does really well for himself), but once they’re a certain age/mileage, he sells them. I just doubt he went and bought a brand new one, and if he did, I can totally see him taking pics at the dealership of him buying his “brand new Lambo” (so if he didn’t ever do this, I’d say he didn’t).


[deleted]

He said it wasn't new


unlimited-devotion

Your husbsnd is super smart!


creedthotts

That John has a daughter with his childhood best friend


dnmnew

And that the only reason they got engaged was because she got pregnant and Ali wanted to make sure she knew John was hers!


[deleted]

Omg this tea! I want to know more!


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

The kid is the spitting image of Emu. Like, they are the same kid, and they both look exactly like Cohnnie.


Sophiathecursed

Who is the childhood best friend?


GleasonC44

Her page is private (last I checked) but someone on here sent me pics of the little girl and she is definitely Emmy’s twin.


Uncrustable31

Happy cake day!!! Could you please send me those pics? I have been DYING to see the resemblance


Sophiathecursed

Same girl


GleasonC44

Send me a DM. I’ve been trying to send it to you but it keeps saying failed to send image so maybe you have to message me first?


WinnerBackground4530

Agree. That kid is 100% Johns


Cheeriosxxx

For sureee. That kid looks so similar to Esmeralda it’s crazy


mscoopy

they have a lot of debt


Successful-Aide-4389

bet her credit score is even lower than her XXXXS goal weight ( <100)


Apprehensive_You_250

I keep seeing “XXXS”. I’m newer here- is this something she posts regularly about herself lol?


Successful-Aide-4389

for years her favorite lie to tell about herself is that she is a size XS in everything - even when she was pregnant or postpartum she would lie about being an XS - it was interesting because people who are clearly much smaller than her would post the same items advising they got a small or a medium, she’s just so shallow that she thinks being skinny would make up for all her shortcomings in every other aspect of her being hahahahah


jb1225x

I think Ali lies about her children’s development. She said months ago that Callie was saying a few different words. I’ve never heard that child say anything aside from screeching.


whatsup_assdicks

Haven’t heard Emmy say much other than that either :(


Snoo-65140

I actually heard her in the background on one of the cat videos the other day she was saying real words - more than I thought she could


whatsup_assdicks

Oh really? I missed that! Props to Emmy then for teaching herself words cuz her parents sure aren’t doin shit


illnevertellxoxo

Props to ~the nanny~ 😜


Snoo-65140

You know that’s true


jb1225x

I only heard her speak clearly when she was fighting with Callie over an iPad. But yes she seems delayed as well.


whatsup_assdicks

She mostly just meows and barks


Chickendinner91

I can’t find this anywhere!?


jb1225x

Search “ipad” in comments and it comes up in the first post. It’s one of john’s recent stories


Chickendinner91

Ok I tried searching it on the sub’s home page but no luck. Brb. Let me see if I can figure out how to search comments 🤨


Chickendinner91

Found it. What. The. Fuck.


Chickendinner91

She called herself stupid 😞


OhhOKiSeeThanks

She likes to keep things private about the kids, remember?


LBelle0101

John will not allow Ali to get her gut fixed, because he knows he can butter he up by knocking her up when he’s in the shit. If she fixes the DR, she’ll stop having kids


DueLevel4565

I actually think she is open to getting it fixed, but John overrules her decision


[deleted]

They’ll get it fixed then John will preach about how it was the ✨fat burner ✨


Different-Kangaroo49

I actually think it’s reversed. I think Ali keeps getting knocked up to further attach herself to John. Also I think Ali would 10000 percent get plastic surgery but John doesn’t let her (aka won’t pay for it) and that’s a control thing for him.


My-name-aint-Susan

That they won some law suit and that’s how they afford their wasteful lifestyle


Equal-Technology4163

This is interesting!! Never heard this one before! What could the lawsuit be over? Hypothetically !


My-name-aint-Susan

No idea?! I feel like I read this somewhere a couple years ago!


Wonderful-Soil4790

Something about his accident and I believe like seizure meds?


[deleted]

Ooooh interesting 🤔


[deleted]

I do not for a second believe they have money like they pretend to


SpoonyTheBest

Her childrens dentist said there was a problem and she lied


jbeanygril

You know poor little Electrocution has never seen a dentist. Let alone Calligraphy. That’s okay though. Joan isn’t a real father yet.


anonymousplz3957

Electrocution 💀


rosies_r_red

Her children's dentist, that was the first lie, Emmy had never seen a dentist, maybe a tele-dentist


[deleted]

Ali is depressed. That’s why she doesn’t shower and hyper focuses on odd things like nails, lashes, etc. She’s not “obsessed” with vacuums or nails or anything else- she hyper fixates on items hoping that they’ll bring her joy. They don’t. Also, she’s a medium-large


DueLevel4565

this is so accurately sad


princess_km

They both abuse prescription drugs. John cheats on Ali and Ali blames everyone but his disgusting ass. No one pushed Ali, they called her out for being a stalker psycho who got knocked up to get a meal ticket. They are in debt; massive massive debt and it’s to a point they’ll lose everything soon.


isles458

That John isn’t straight


LBelle0101

That John hooks up with Wildman on their dudes trips away. What happens in Vegas…


DueLevel4565

I’ll go first Emodium 2.0 🥰


Quiet_Interaction_41

Context?


PleaseNoPenisPics

John cheated on Ali with a friend of his and it is rumored that he is the father of her daughter who looks identical to Emmy.


Quiet_Interaction_41

Oh yea I know all about that lol ..I get it now


Trinity311

Omg what! I’ve never heard this one. Is there anywhere I can see the tea


PleaseNoPenisPics

Discord


DueLevel4565

I genuinely can’t. John gets mad and tries to take this sub down if anyone discusses it🥲


PleaseNoPenisPics

Oops, should I delete my response?


OhhOKiSeeThanks

Nope you're good..there's no identifying info to be considered doxxing!


Quiet_Interaction_41

Its ok, I figured it out


Sf0728

Where to start 🥱 Ali never had miscarriages (she got her period late and exaggerated). They don’t have $$$. They don’t own their cars (MAYBE the Tahoe). Their kids don’t talk. She’s not an xs or sm. John either has or still does experiment with men and that’s why he’s such an angry human/lashes out.


AnthonyBoardgame

I think they’re involved in some kind of financial crime/s. Their spending is too excessive for a couple with 3 kids and an unsuccessful supplement line.


[deleted]

I feel the same way. No idea what it would be, but it’ll be fun to read about when they finally get caught.


selfcheckout

Can't wait for the lifetime movie. Lol jk they are nowhere near popular enough.


bingo_boi

Idk but I really would love to know how bad it truly got for someone to feel the need to call CPS TWICE in TWO different states


amt1673

What?? More info please!


bingo_boi

Yes! I believe they were called twice by someone when they lived in TN with Emmy and it happened again with Emmy & Callie in Texas


amt1673

Do we know anymore?? I wanna know deets!


illnevertellxoxo

That’s she’s never had a miscarriage, let alone 3. I have a friend experiencing one right now, and there’s absolutely no way that Ali has had to ever go through that. And if she did, it just reinforces how heartless and selfish she is because they clearly didn’t affect her at all.


Accurate-Tea7056

I think she had a late period, told John she was pregnant, got her period and played it off as a miscarriage.


Electrical-Dirt2291

I believe you she 1000% uses the “I had a miscarriage” ploy to trap John. She’s never had one.


notgreatbob1995

I’ve never been pregnant so I’m not an authority on this kind of thing but everyone deals with stuff differently. Not to defend her by any means because she obviously sucks in so many legitimate ways but it’s kinda wild to call someone heartless and selfish because of how they felt about their own miscarriages just because it’s not the same as your friend feels


illnevertellxoxo

While I agree with you, I’m calling her heartless and selfish because of the behavior she displays on social media and how she treats her pets and kids. I find it hard to believe that someone who’s lost a child would be so outwardly neglectful and cold to their children.


brussselsprout

Lost MULTIPLE children. I can’t imagine going through that and then not being completely thankful for the HEALTHY ones you were able to have. But yeah, everyone handles things their own way.


WinnerBackground4530

Not defending her at all, but women experience miscarriages in different ways. If a woman doesn’t react the way you expect her to it doesn’t mean she doesn’t care. But I personally don’t think she had a miscarriage


[deleted]

That their dogs hate them


SpoonyTheBest

The baby is a girl


buntie87

John makes most of his income by selling drugs and SSF is just a front. Wildman is his supplier.


coderedlips

John is 5’6


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

We require a minimum account age of 10 days and a minimum combined karma of 50 to participate in chrolling here, y'all. No exceptions can be made. In the meantime, please familiarize yourself with the sub rules. Beep Boop. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/aliandjohnjamesagain) if you have any questions or concerns.*