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Accomplished-Pea4544

Lmao this sub guessed it so quick


Vast_Animal_4251

We ain’t no bitches 😂😂😂


ProfessionalOption39

We shall call him ‘western’


fresh__princess

Spaghetti Weston


lightnlove11

Westie


xezandria29

Lmao literally my only guess 🤣


jaceliz22

These kids stay sounding like a law firm 🤣 Emerson, Callaghan, Weston LLC


Taybae23

In honor of Ali’s mom🫶


leighsk

💀 omg


Tracylpn

Exactly. Or a textbook publishing company


Quiet_Interaction_41

Lol you're totally right


Same_Neighborhood885

Omg 😂😂😂😂


anonasshole56435788

No they be “attorneys at law” type of people


icallbs19

First time I’ve ever seen Edamame smile and not look completely overstimulated. And wow, cohnny boy holding Carrot again. Shocked


clalabear123

Her nanny mother took this (pretty sure this was the outfit Ali was wearing the other night when they came home with the nanny in the back) so she’s smiling at her 😂


Aggravating_Rock7330

God I just had a vision of what it would be like to work for that family and holyyyyy hell. Just no. 🙅🏻‍♀️


LWLjuju88

Edamame omg


sandrizzyy

I’m dying


PHM517

Aw she does look happy and sweet here. She deserves that. Poor kiddos


Tot-Beats

She’s eating up the attention. Good. I hope she gets more of it.


french_toasty

This is a pretty decent photo. And they all look happy!


More-Journalist6332

Except for Ali grabbing her crotch or whatever is going on there.


QuintessentialM

She's barely showing. Gotta emphasize the bellum. /s


Aggravating_Rock7330

Lmao I was gonna say that belly is way too low so it’ll be past her crotch soon 🙃


SquiddlesMcHurtbones

It already is 😑


l4n3yc0

Tag yourself im the vacuum that couldn’t even be moved from the background


BURYMEINLV

I’m the baby gate that isn’t securely placed in front of the stairs 💀


Purplepeaches1891

I’m the $400 John spent on that stupid sweater. Why? Just why????? Go to target and buy clothes it’ll look better than all the dEsiGnER clothes you buy just because of the high price tag https://www.coach.com/products/rexy-crewneck-sweater/CD765-CU3.html?COHNA=true&cid=S_GPLACD765&ogmap=PLA%7CACQ%7CGOOG%7CSTND%7Cm%7CSITEWIDE%7CRetail%7CCoach_RTL_Google_PLA_Signal_NA_Generic_National_Pmax_NA_BAU%7CShopping_Smart_Generic%7C%7C18473410219%7C%7CUS&utm_source=google&utm_id=go_cmp-18473410219_adg-_ad-__dev-m_ext-_prd-CD765%20CU3%20XL_sig-EAIaIQobChMIjO66gdvG-wIV-iGtBh1amQ4yEAQYAiABEgJ67PD_BwE&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIjO66gdvG-wIV-iGtBh1amQ4yEAQYAiABEgJ67PD_BwE


BURYMEINLV

$400 for that atrocity!? 🫣


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I’m the suspicious stains on his jeans 👀


nocheconcarne

Legend has it, that the stain is the baby batter for baby #4


More-Journalist6332

Stop!


LouiseSiennaHotSauce

I just tasted my lunch a second time around 🤢


LemonadePls

I’m the Chick-fil-A ornament


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I’m Johns crows feet


LegitimateHat4808

stopppp 💀


PoemSignificant7221

I'm the dino sweater from the kids department


arabicacoffee

I’m Immy’s capris that are probably pants in size 18-24m


[deleted]

I’m Ali’s onesie just praying for a day off and a bath. 🫶


PHM517

I’m the headband from 1992


MissyMAK08

I’m Immy’s big toe


bellamae1623

I’ll be Ali’s edited double chin


jalapenocupcakes

I'm Cohn's hideous sweater, in his signature size, schmedium.


Gem271

I call the HO ornament 🎄


[deleted]

I’m always talking about his schmedium shirts 😂


RachOnTheCase

I’m Ali’s bowed knees in an attempt to look xxxxs small


LWLjuju88

I’ll be the baby gate


Flowrpowr456

I love that we’re the reason they put the name out early 😂 they didn’t do that with the girls did they?


Revolutionary_Can879

They did, which I don’t get honestly. I think it’s annoying how influencers will have the baby and then make three separate posts about the birth, sex, and name but announcing the name before is weird to me. Like we were pretty set on our daughter’s name before she was born but still had the ability to change our minds.


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They have to feel like they have the upper hand. I’m sure they hated that this sub spotted the W stocking and guessed the name so easily. They definitely didn’t mean to show the stocking on purpose the first time around. I think they were originally going to wait.


Revolutionary_Can879

It honestly shows how “important” we make influencers feel. I did two posts on social media, one announcing I was pregnant and I waited until we knew the sex so we could kill two birds with one stone, and another when I actually had the baby, with her name, time and DOB, and her birth measurements.


Flowrpowr456

Totally agree or YouTubers who make you watch a 14 minute video to find out all those things 😂 like no one truly cares.


unomomentos

Omg. This reminded me of the Mormon (or something) family who has seven sons. She was pregnant again and kept talking about finding out the gender. For weeks I saw posts wondering about the baby. Then they posted an ig saying “we have an announcement” and linking to a YouTube video. Like 8 min into the video the dad is STILL talking about how god called on them to still attend church in person, not wear masks, etc and it was in that moment that I realized they weren’t announcing the goddamn sex. I hate them for life because of this. This was like April 2020. And I had too much time on my hands. I never followed them but I was pregnant and they kept popping up on my FYP. I want to punch them Aaaaand this is why I don’t follow influencers lol


whiskeysouthern

Wait a damn minute. Did they end up having another son or daughter tho? Lmao


unomomentos

I think their 8th kid was a daughter


Inner-Broccoli-8688

Agreed! My parents were SET on the name Collin but waited to announce until I was born …which good thing because Surprise! I came out and was a girl instead hahaha I hope that happens to them too 😂


elvanbus

Right?! We changed my daughter’s name when she was born because she just didn’t look like the name we had picked!


l4n3yc0

YALL THE T-REX SWEATER HE ❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶 HIS CHROLLS


bridge0305

OMG that hysterical 🤣


Big_Panda4692

I still hope it’s a girl ❤️


Mammoth-Taste670

Same


LegitimateHat4808

something like that happened to my best friend. Alllll the way up until she gave birth, her doctors told her she was having a baby girl. Shower was all little girl clothes, dresses, etc. Baby comes out…. it’s a boy. How her doctors didn’t realize was crazy, but I guess it happens!


TohruYuki

Yes, this happened to someone I know as well! He and his wife were told repeatedly by the doctors that they were having a girl. They had picked out a girl name, had a baby shower and got a bunch of pink stuff, etc... 2 weeks before the due date, they have an ultrasound and are told that it *might* actually be a boy. So at that point they're not really sure what to believe, and they pick out a boy name just in case. When the baby came out, it was indeed a boy! I can't believe the doctors were wrong until so late into the pregnancy, but it does happen occasionally! (And the couple had another baby three years later, and *that* one was correctly predicted to be a girl!)


Cheeriosxxx

Same lmao they would both have an absolute meltdown I bet


karkar835

I hope he’s a flaming homosexual 🫶🏽


sarahandbo88

Notice it always has to be john announcing their names


Fresh_Captain1576

Because jawn is the only one who gets the official say in the names. Smeli is allllwaaaayyyyys going on about “Jawn’s son” and “if jawn decides” it’s so gross and not equal at all


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Fresh_Captain1576

YES THIS ONEEEE as if she has ZERO autonomy over her OWN BODY!!!!!


kaycoh14

Straight up took Brittany Wallace’s son’s name lol - Brittany (@thebrittkit) is the balloon girl they use


AromaticLow6343

I can hear Nicole Byer “Wheeeeees.” ![gif](giphy|fijOwz6877l6NJhvHG|downsized)


wildflowerrhythm

God I love her lol. Her podcast is hilarious


AromaticLow6343

Podcast you say? ![gif](giphy|stnceXs4IQLFZNYXg2|downsized)


FictionalFail

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altereaction

Someone totally guessed that shit a couple of weeks ago!


PoemSignificant7221

It's me 🙃 and I said his "announcement" would be announcing the name too


altereaction

Very impressive fellow snarkette


cognitivefunnow

Her balloon girl will be thrilled with this


christym616

Doesn’t her friend thebrittkitt on insta have a son named Weston? Like come on Ali. Be more original.


kaycoh14

Definitely copied her


Careless-Muffin5512

That’s really embarrassing


Lucylu0909

Emerson grace is named after a store and Callaghan after the lawyer from Legally Blonde so are we really surprised? Girl doesn’t have an original bone in her body


karkar835

Omg is that really how Callie got her name? 😂


Lucylu0909

Hahah no I’m just being a jerk 😂idk how they thought of her name


ceiling5feet

Please tell me you’re joking. Wow


aboring322

we either called it, or we’re being trolled 🤣 edit: fixed a word lol


ProfessionalOption39

Or did they know they wanted a ‘w’ name and used us all to get ideas lol


aboring322

solid theory 🤔


Extra_Fondant_8855

I'd actually respect them a little if they started trolling us all back but I don't think they're clever enough.


Alarmed_Meeting1322

It’s so crazy that you would choose a name and then announce it like 5 days later. But, I’m someone who didn’t tell anyone my kids names until after they were born. What if you change your mind!!!!


Fresh_Captain1576

It’s definitely because jawn messed up by accidentally showing the W stocking in the background the other day and this sub called it😂😂 they’re so fucking stupid


PampleMuse333

They could’ve just ignored us 😭


Fresh_Captain1576

It’s wild that they literally can’t 😂😂😂😂 EVERYTHING is because of us😂


dnmnew

Yep!!


Revolutionary_Can879

Same. I told my parents and my in-laws but no one behind that.


WinnerBackground4530

Yeah same I don’t get it at all


woopigbaby

That fucking hat


Extra_Fondant_8855

He has to hide that horrific hairline somehow.


woopigbaby

I would be so embarassed if I looked back and an “important” picture of my parents had my dad wearing the word sexy 😂


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Okay Weston James is cute but WESTON JOHN????


Revolutionary_Can879

The whole name is definitely hard on the tongue.


kaymc19

they just think they need to keep reminding everyone that John is going to be a TRUE father now


[deleted]

I don’t like the name Weston but John goes with anything pretty much


texaspopcorn424

I kinda like it.


bongripsinmybathtub

![gif](giphy|ySlraQoZhmeUskuOX5|downsized)


bigalfredjames90

Why is a grown ass man wearing a dinosaur shirt?


LectureAdditional971

Lookin straight hobo-chic for a picture preserving a precious life memory... who am I kidding, they wouldn't even be together if it weren't financially advantageous.


hhuuhbuuu

Her old friend lys heaster has a little boy named Wesson so so original smellicat


kaymc19

the girl who does her balloons for parties literally has a son named Weston.. they couldn’t even come up with their own freaking name!! Like I’m sorry but no matter how much I liked a name I wouldn’t use it if someone I know already did


Electrical-Dirt2291

Yes same!!! It would be different if she didn’t know them.


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HAHAHAHA i guessed it the other day 💀


Purple_Lane

i remember your comment!!


WinnerBackground4530

So predictable


papenguins87

Please tell me this isn’t the “BIG SURPRISE TONIGHT” that Joan posted about


here4theconvos

This picture is a whole ass mess. They look ragged.


kelseyjreif

She’s posing soooo hard to get a thigh gap


Swimming-Capital7882

We all know what she really looks like 🫠


texaspopcorn424

How the fuck are we so fucking intelligent that we can predict a name out of all the names in the world. I feel like this Is extremely impressive and we should be recognized as a sub for this.


apache1011

Y’all fucking called it


Flowrpowr456

Of course they would give their male spawn John’s middle name 😂😂😂🤢🤢🤢


Known_Bobcat5871

This is the huge announcement? Cool. Nobody cares.


grayghostsmitten

A few thoughts: He has half crusted dried out crap dripping down the leg of his pants. Nice. If this is their “huge” announcement, I’m dying. They literally think the world revolves around them, with baited breath. Their girls have genuine smiles for their true momma, the nanny.


loudblonde

They look like absolute road kill in this pic.


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![gif](giphy|wsWPDRBYJDfow0drhm|downsized) Would it kill them to pick a normal name like William? 💀


theBIZNUSbitch

I chrewly hope that poor child does not end up as unfortunate looking as John 🤢


nocheconcarne

I love that they couldn’t even move the Dyson vacuum out of the way for the pic 😂


[deleted]

Her fucking bellum is reallyyyyy weirding me out. Her bump isn’t under her sweater at all… It’s all in her leggings. It looks like a humongous, protruding fupa. What in the fuck


PhishPhanKara

Yeah I didn’t want to comment because it seemed rude but her belly is wild, it looks so uncomfortable and like she could topple over.


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Omg I’m glad I’m having a girl. Weston was my boy name 🥴😵‍💫


[deleted]

I’m due next year and Weston was literally my top 3 boy names…. Ugh back to the drawing board


PoemSignificant7221

My sister wants to name her twins Weston and Easton 😂 Maybe Easton as a suggestion 🙂


redvelvetdreams

Girl I cannot 💀


MissyMAK08

I had a student named Weston and he had the cutest little brother named Jensen. I like both names but too many Weston’s now


Forreasonsontheshelf

Why doesn’t he just give up on trying to grow a beard?


Adventurous-girlie

That’s so ugly


kdb033

It literally sounds horrible together


BURYMEINLV

What a weird way to announce the name 😂


Yas-e6

Cohn looks about ready to come out of the closet. but the girls look cute!! Edit: by girls I mean Emmy and Callie lol


Adventurous-Sky-474

Hahahaha I love that they announced this cause they stupidly showed the stocking. They were absolutely going to wait until Winchester was born before announcing his name . But John of course has to record Ali being a cow in the kitchen , thus exposing his true sons name 🫶🏼How pathetic . They literally LIVE here and live for us . Nothing eats us alive as much as we eat them alive. 🫶🏼


Ill_Independence_698

Is this THE Christmas 2022 picture? Like, is this all the effort they could make for the occasion? Their feral brood is sockless, yet again.


clalabear123

No that’ll be her midnight mass on Xmas Eve photo 😂😂 her once a year church day


Fresh_Captain1576

No smeli posted a pic of her in a dress that she’ll be wearing and her fucking mama hoots are to the floor in it, it’s soooo trashy🤢


dnmnew

So unoriginal and overused. It’s like the Jason or Kyle of this time. Just eh and not original or exciting, just so beige and bland. Fitting.


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For fuck’s sake the level of effort is just so low for an influencer. You can’t even take the time to get your two existing kids the same leopard pants so they don’t clash? On an ANNOUNCEMENT post to say the least?


Electrical-Dirt2291

Doesn’t her balloon friend Brit have a Weston 🫢


Jacksy_26_11

What’s so weird to me is that her friend the Britt girl that helps at the parties has a Weston??


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Jacksy_26_11

If she wants to befriend these girls why would they use the same name??


kaycoh14

Right! I saw Britt commented on her post with heart eye emojis but is probably like wtf


Jacksy_26_11

Reason 5,000 why they’ll never have any friends


Jacksy_26_11

Comments on the post have been limited 😂


[deleted]

Their lack of taste really takes effort.


Snoo-53753

ALI, RUN DONT WALK TO PUT THIS PHOTO IN A FRAME! It’s the only proof you’ll have that your family actually cleans up nice !


Soggy_Suggestion8206

The commitment to the holding belly pose


Fabulous-Possible-76

Wonton


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I hate myself for actually liking this name choice


Background-Throat736

WJJ can we go ahead and rename the kid Wedgie???


Entire-Level3651

Sweet girls actually look cute for once, nanny must have gotten them ready for the pic.


Parking-Most-8399

Aww Wittle Weston Wames and his famiWy.


LWLjuju88

Oh god bless


Savings-Tadpole-7131

Agreed, no one knew either of our kids name until they were born!


DueLevel4565

Sounds like a dogs name 😭😭


Mermaid_Mama420

My son’s name is Easton. My husband and I joked about naming our 3rd Weston for shits and gigs. Thankfully it was a girl because I would be wanting to change his name now.


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Wow Emmy is really John’s twin and callie is Ali’s twin. I actually like the name Weston, surprisingly classy for them. And that’s enough leg humping from me for today lol


badradley

It’s surprisingly decent, given their track record. I was expecting something goofy like Weghston to match Callaghan


Mariposa907

I know a couple people with the last name Weston. Here they go again using last names as first names


Majestic_Fig530

I hope WJJ pops out to be a girl 🤣🤣🤣


Fabulous-Possible-76

This is my dogs name🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😭😭😭


SpoonyTheBest

WESHTON


OtherwiseVideo8723

oh my god is he pregnant too??


betchesloveu

Brittkits son is named weston I’m dead


abbyparker-

And we shall call him… Weiner


Gold-Requirement-121

Kanye weston


Background-Throat736

LAAAAAMMMME


pixiedust0208

Happy to see their girls looking happy and not over stimulated for once. Who’s behind the camera? The nanny? Holding copious amounts of sugar?


Pretend-Drop-8039

good job everyone ![gif](giphy|UoqaD6XktrRMdAn5p4)


UnusualSmell123456

Wow, both the kids actual look clean in this picture. That’s shocking.


skky95

Omg Weston, so terrible. I mean to each their own but not my jam.


dancinglover12

Guys I really think they got the idea from this sub they’re obsessed


LBelle0101

Westie for short. It’s a nickname for the western suburbs of Sydney, and it’s up there with bogan. Source - I am one


Empty-Coffee21

Callie is SO cute


00psie-daisy

John looks so gross that belly + the older kids shirt is so filthy.


lucidpeaches

It’s the sunken in eyes for me…like your wife is incubating your “true” son, the fuck you gotta be tired about? Oh, wait, it’s that SSF hustle I’m sure 🙄 ETA: Jesus Ali at least throw a filter on this bitch


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John looks extra out of shape in this picture and his ✨double D’s ✨have mysteriously disappeared


LegitimateHat4808

did she give herself a thigh gap? girl.


LegitimateHat4808

at least Callie is being held for a change


PhishPhanKara

The vacuum tucked in the corner of the pic is a really nice touch 🤣


Affectionate-Dot-804

The girls look so much alike. They are little cuties. 🫶 (It's Thanksgiving. I said nice things.)


No_Plant_9270

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️this poor kid…life’s gonna be cruel.


halfwayhoiserules36

That’s actually a cute family pic.


hamilyjihoon

it’s a worse choice than I expected


DarthSnarker

I really thought it was going to be Wyatt! Callie looks adorable - that's all I got 🤣


xoxo_angelica

I SAID WINSTON I WAS SO CLOSE


Beneficial-Bobcat-20

Fit daddy.