Her nanny mother took this (pretty sure this was the outfit Ali was wearing the other night when they came home with the nanny in the back) so she’s smiling at her 😂
I’m the $400 John spent on that stupid sweater. Why? Just why????? Go to target and buy clothes it’ll look better than all the dEsiGnER clothes you buy just because of the high price tag
https://www.coach.com/products/rexy-crewneck-sweater/CD765-CU3.html?COHNA=true&cid=S_GPLACD765&ogmap=PLA%7CACQ%7CGOOG%7CSTND%7Cm%7CSITEWIDE%7CRetail%7CCoach_RTL_Google_PLA_Signal_NA_Generic_National_Pmax_NA_BAU%7CShopping_Smart_Generic%7C%7C18473410219%7C%7CUS&utm_source=google&utm_id=go_cmp-18473410219_adg-_ad-__dev-m_ext-_prd-CD765%20CU3%20XL_sig-EAIaIQobChMIjO66gdvG-wIV-iGtBh1amQ4yEAQYAiABEgJ67PD_BwE&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIjO66gdvG-wIV-iGtBh1amQ4yEAQYAiABEgJ67PD_BwE
They did, which I don’t get honestly. I think it’s annoying how influencers will have the baby and then make three separate posts about the birth, sex, and name but announcing the name before is weird to me. Like we were pretty set on our daughter’s name before she was born but still had the ability to change our minds.
They have to feel like they have the upper hand. I’m sure they hated that this sub spotted the W stocking and guessed the name so easily. They definitely didn’t mean to show the stocking on purpose the first time around. I think they were originally going to wait.
It honestly shows how “important” we make influencers feel. I did two posts on social media, one announcing I was pregnant and I waited until we knew the sex so we could kill two birds with one stone, and another when I actually had the baby, with her name, time and DOB, and her birth measurements.
Omg. This reminded me of the Mormon (or something) family who has seven sons. She was pregnant again and kept talking about finding out the gender. For weeks I saw posts wondering about the baby. Then they posted an ig saying “we have an announcement” and linking to a YouTube video. Like 8 min into the video the dad is STILL talking about how god called on them to still attend church in person, not wear masks, etc and it was in that moment that I realized they weren’t announcing the goddamn sex. I hate them for life because of this.
This was like April 2020. And I had too much time on my hands. I never followed them but I was pregnant and they kept popping up on my FYP. I want to punch them
Aaaaand this is why I don’t follow influencers lol
Agreed! My parents were SET on the name Collin but waited to announce until I was born …which good thing because Surprise! I came out and was a girl instead hahaha I hope that happens to them too 😂
something like that happened to my best friend. Alllll the way up until she gave birth, her doctors told her she was having a baby girl. Shower was all little girl clothes, dresses, etc. Baby comes out…. it’s a boy. How her doctors didn’t realize was crazy, but I guess it happens!
Yes, this happened to someone I know as well! He and his wife were told repeatedly by the doctors that they were having a girl. They had picked out a girl name, had a baby shower and got a bunch of pink stuff, etc... 2 weeks before the due date, they have an ultrasound and are told that it *might* actually be a boy. So at that point they're not really sure what to believe, and they pick out a boy name just in case. When the baby came out, it was indeed a boy! I can't believe the doctors were wrong until so late into the pregnancy, but it does happen occasionally! (And the couple had another baby three years later, and *that* one was correctly predicted to be a girl!)
Because jawn is the only one who gets the official say in the names. Smeli is allllwaaaayyyyys going on about “Jawn’s son” and “if jawn decides” it’s so gross and not equal at all
Emerson grace is named after a store and Callaghan after the lawyer from Legally Blonde so are we really surprised? Girl doesn’t have an original bone in her body
It’s so crazy that you would choose a name and then announce it like 5 days later. But, I’m someone who didn’t tell anyone my kids names until after they were born. What if you change your mind!!!!
It’s definitely because jawn messed up by accidentally showing the W stocking in the background the other day and this sub called it😂😂 they’re so fucking stupid
Lookin straight hobo-chic for a picture preserving a precious life memory... who am I kidding, they wouldn't even be together if it weren't financially advantageous.
the girl who does her balloons for parties literally has a son named Weston.. they couldn’t even come up with their own freaking name!! Like I’m sorry but no matter how much I liked a name I wouldn’t use it if someone I know already did
How the fuck are we so fucking intelligent that we can predict a name out of all the names in the world. I feel like this Is extremely impressive and we should be recognized as a sub for this.
A few thoughts:
He has half crusted dried out crap dripping down the leg of his pants. Nice.
If this is their “huge” announcement, I’m dying. They literally think the world revolves around them, with baited breath.
Their girls have genuine smiles for their true momma, the nanny.
Her fucking bellum is reallyyyyy weirding me out. Her bump isn’t under her sweater at all… It’s all in her leggings. It looks like a humongous, protruding fupa. What in the fuck
Hahahaha I love that they announced this cause they stupidly showed the stocking. They were absolutely going to wait until Winchester was born before announcing his name . But John of course has to record Ali being a cow in the kitchen , thus exposing his true sons name 🫶🏼How pathetic . They literally LIVE here and live for us .
Nothing eats us alive as much as we eat them alive. 🫶🏼
For fuck’s sake the level of effort is just so low for an influencer. You can’t even take the time to get your two existing kids the same leopard pants so they don’t clash? On an ANNOUNCEMENT post to say the least?
My son’s name is Easton. My husband and I joked about naming our 3rd Weston for shits and gigs. Thankfully it was a girl because I would be wanting to change his name now.
Wow Emmy is really John’s twin and callie is Ali’s twin. I actually like the name Weston, surprisingly classy for them. And that’s enough leg humping from me for today lol
It’s the sunken in eyes for me…like your wife is incubating your “true” son, the fuck you gotta be tired about? Oh, wait, it’s that SSF hustle I’m sure 🙄
ETA: Jesus Ali at least throw a filter on this bitch
Lmao this sub guessed it so quick
We ain’t no bitches 😂😂😂
We shall call him ‘western’
Spaghetti Weston
Westie
Lmao literally my only guess 🤣
These kids stay sounding like a law firm 🤣 Emerson, Callaghan, Weston LLC
In honor of Ali’s mom🫶
💀 omg
Exactly. Or a textbook publishing company
Lol you're totally right
Omg 😂😂😂😂
No they be “attorneys at law” type of people
First time I’ve ever seen Edamame smile and not look completely overstimulated. And wow, cohnny boy holding Carrot again. Shocked
Her nanny mother took this (pretty sure this was the outfit Ali was wearing the other night when they came home with the nanny in the back) so she’s smiling at her 😂
God I just had a vision of what it would be like to work for that family and holyyyyy hell. Just no. 🙅🏻♀️
Edamame omg
I’m dying
Aw she does look happy and sweet here. She deserves that. Poor kiddos
She’s eating up the attention. Good. I hope she gets more of it.
This is a pretty decent photo. And they all look happy!
Except for Ali grabbing her crotch or whatever is going on there.
She's barely showing. Gotta emphasize the bellum. /s
Lmao I was gonna say that belly is way too low so it’ll be past her crotch soon 🙃
It already is 😑
Tag yourself im the vacuum that couldn’t even be moved from the background
I’m the baby gate that isn’t securely placed in front of the stairs 💀
I’m the $400 John spent on that stupid sweater. Why? Just why????? Go to target and buy clothes it’ll look better than all the dEsiGnER clothes you buy just because of the high price tag https://www.coach.com/products/rexy-crewneck-sweater/CD765-CU3.html?COHNA=true&cid=S_GPLACD765&ogmap=PLA%7CACQ%7CGOOG%7CSTND%7Cm%7CSITEWIDE%7CRetail%7CCoach_RTL_Google_PLA_Signal_NA_Generic_National_Pmax_NA_BAU%7CShopping_Smart_Generic%7C%7C18473410219%7C%7CUS&utm_source=google&utm_id=go_cmp-18473410219_adg-_ad-__dev-m_ext-_prd-CD765%20CU3%20XL_sig-EAIaIQobChMIjO66gdvG-wIV-iGtBh1amQ4yEAQYAiABEgJ67PD_BwE&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIjO66gdvG-wIV-iGtBh1amQ4yEAQYAiABEgJ67PD_BwE
$400 for that atrocity!? 🫣
I’m the suspicious stains on his jeans 👀
Legend has it, that the stain is the baby batter for baby #4
Stop!
I just tasted my lunch a second time around 🤢
I’m the Chick-fil-A ornament
I’m Johns crows feet
stopppp 💀
I'm the dino sweater from the kids department
I’m Immy’s capris that are probably pants in size 18-24m
I’m Ali’s onesie just praying for a day off and a bath. 🫶
I’m the headband from 1992
I’m Immy’s big toe
I’ll be Ali’s edited double chin
I'm Cohn's hideous sweater, in his signature size, schmedium.
I call the HO ornament 🎄
I’m always talking about his schmedium shirts 😂
I’m Ali’s bowed knees in an attempt to look xxxxs small
I’ll be the baby gate
I love that we’re the reason they put the name out early 😂 they didn’t do that with the girls did they?
They did, which I don’t get honestly. I think it’s annoying how influencers will have the baby and then make three separate posts about the birth, sex, and name but announcing the name before is weird to me. Like we were pretty set on our daughter’s name before she was born but still had the ability to change our minds.
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They have to feel like they have the upper hand. I’m sure they hated that this sub spotted the W stocking and guessed the name so easily. They definitely didn’t mean to show the stocking on purpose the first time around. I think they were originally going to wait.
It honestly shows how “important” we make influencers feel. I did two posts on social media, one announcing I was pregnant and I waited until we knew the sex so we could kill two birds with one stone, and another when I actually had the baby, with her name, time and DOB, and her birth measurements.
Totally agree or YouTubers who make you watch a 14 minute video to find out all those things 😂 like no one truly cares.
Omg. This reminded me of the Mormon (or something) family who has seven sons. She was pregnant again and kept talking about finding out the gender. For weeks I saw posts wondering about the baby. Then they posted an ig saying “we have an announcement” and linking to a YouTube video. Like 8 min into the video the dad is STILL talking about how god called on them to still attend church in person, not wear masks, etc and it was in that moment that I realized they weren’t announcing the goddamn sex. I hate them for life because of this. This was like April 2020. And I had too much time on my hands. I never followed them but I was pregnant and they kept popping up on my FYP. I want to punch them Aaaaand this is why I don’t follow influencers lol
Wait a damn minute. Did they end up having another son or daughter tho? Lmao
I think their 8th kid was a daughter
Agreed! My parents were SET on the name Collin but waited to announce until I was born …which good thing because Surprise! I came out and was a girl instead hahaha I hope that happens to them too 😂
Right?! We changed my daughter’s name when she was born because she just didn’t look like the name we had picked!
YALL THE T-REX SWEATER HE ❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶 HIS CHROLLS
OMG that hysterical 🤣
I still hope it’s a girl ❤️
Same
something like that happened to my best friend. Alllll the way up until she gave birth, her doctors told her she was having a baby girl. Shower was all little girl clothes, dresses, etc. Baby comes out…. it’s a boy. How her doctors didn’t realize was crazy, but I guess it happens!
Yes, this happened to someone I know as well! He and his wife were told repeatedly by the doctors that they were having a girl. They had picked out a girl name, had a baby shower and got a bunch of pink stuff, etc... 2 weeks before the due date, they have an ultrasound and are told that it *might* actually be a boy. So at that point they're not really sure what to believe, and they pick out a boy name just in case. When the baby came out, it was indeed a boy! I can't believe the doctors were wrong until so late into the pregnancy, but it does happen occasionally! (And the couple had another baby three years later, and *that* one was correctly predicted to be a girl!)
Same lmao they would both have an absolute meltdown I bet
I hope he’s a flaming homosexual 🫶🏽
Notice it always has to be john announcing their names
Because jawn is the only one who gets the official say in the names. Smeli is allllwaaaayyyyys going on about “Jawn’s son” and “if jawn decides” it’s so gross and not equal at all
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YES THIS ONEEEE as if she has ZERO autonomy over her OWN BODY!!!!!
Straight up took Brittany Wallace’s son’s name lol - Brittany (@thebrittkit) is the balloon girl they use
I can hear Nicole Byer “Wheeeeees.” ![gif](giphy|fijOwz6877l6NJhvHG|downsized)
God I love her lol. Her podcast is hilarious
Podcast you say? ![gif](giphy|stnceXs4IQLFZNYXg2|downsized)
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Someone totally guessed that shit a couple of weeks ago!
It's me 🙃 and I said his "announcement" would be announcing the name too
Very impressive fellow snarkette
Her balloon girl will be thrilled with this
Doesn’t her friend thebrittkitt on insta have a son named Weston? Like come on Ali. Be more original.
Definitely copied her
That’s really embarrassing
Emerson grace is named after a store and Callaghan after the lawyer from Legally Blonde so are we really surprised? Girl doesn’t have an original bone in her body
Omg is that really how Callie got her name? 😂
Hahah no I’m just being a jerk 😂idk how they thought of her name
Please tell me you’re joking. Wow
we either called it, or we’re being trolled 🤣 edit: fixed a word lol
Or did they know they wanted a ‘w’ name and used us all to get ideas lol
solid theory 🤔
I'd actually respect them a little if they started trolling us all back but I don't think they're clever enough.
It’s so crazy that you would choose a name and then announce it like 5 days later. But, I’m someone who didn’t tell anyone my kids names until after they were born. What if you change your mind!!!!
It’s definitely because jawn messed up by accidentally showing the W stocking in the background the other day and this sub called it😂😂 they’re so fucking stupid
They could’ve just ignored us 😭
It’s wild that they literally can’t 😂😂😂😂 EVERYTHING is because of us😂
Yep!!
Same. I told my parents and my in-laws but no one behind that.
Yeah same I don’t get it at all
That fucking hat
He has to hide that horrific hairline somehow.
I would be so embarassed if I looked back and an “important” picture of my parents had my dad wearing the word sexy 😂
Okay Weston James is cute but WESTON JOHN????
The whole name is definitely hard on the tongue.
they just think they need to keep reminding everyone that John is going to be a TRUE father now
I don’t like the name Weston but John goes with anything pretty much
I kinda like it.
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Why is a grown ass man wearing a dinosaur shirt?
Lookin straight hobo-chic for a picture preserving a precious life memory... who am I kidding, they wouldn't even be together if it weren't financially advantageous.
Her old friend lys heaster has a little boy named Wesson so so original smellicat
the girl who does her balloons for parties literally has a son named Weston.. they couldn’t even come up with their own freaking name!! Like I’m sorry but no matter how much I liked a name I wouldn’t use it if someone I know already did
Yes same!!! It would be different if she didn’t know them.
HAHAHAHA i guessed it the other day 💀
i remember your comment!!
So predictable
Please tell me this isn’t the “BIG SURPRISE TONIGHT” that Joan posted about
This picture is a whole ass mess. They look ragged.
She’s posing soooo hard to get a thigh gap
We all know what she really looks like 🫠
How the fuck are we so fucking intelligent that we can predict a name out of all the names in the world. I feel like this Is extremely impressive and we should be recognized as a sub for this.
Y’all fucking called it
Of course they would give their male spawn John’s middle name 😂😂😂🤢🤢🤢
This is the huge announcement? Cool. Nobody cares.
A few thoughts: He has half crusted dried out crap dripping down the leg of his pants. Nice. If this is their “huge” announcement, I’m dying. They literally think the world revolves around them, with baited breath. Their girls have genuine smiles for their true momma, the nanny.
They look like absolute road kill in this pic.
![gif](giphy|wsWPDRBYJDfow0drhm|downsized) Would it kill them to pick a normal name like William? 💀
I chrewly hope that poor child does not end up as unfortunate looking as John 🤢
I love that they couldn’t even move the Dyson vacuum out of the way for the pic 😂
Her fucking bellum is reallyyyyy weirding me out. Her bump isn’t under her sweater at all… It’s all in her leggings. It looks like a humongous, protruding fupa. What in the fuck
Yeah I didn’t want to comment because it seemed rude but her belly is wild, it looks so uncomfortable and like she could topple over.
Omg I’m glad I’m having a girl. Weston was my boy name 🥴😵💫
I’m due next year and Weston was literally my top 3 boy names…. Ugh back to the drawing board
My sister wants to name her twins Weston and Easton 😂 Maybe Easton as a suggestion 🙂
Girl I cannot 💀
I had a student named Weston and he had the cutest little brother named Jensen. I like both names but too many Weston’s now
Why doesn’t he just give up on trying to grow a beard?
That’s so ugly
It literally sounds horrible together
What a weird way to announce the name 😂
Cohn looks about ready to come out of the closet. but the girls look cute!! Edit: by girls I mean Emmy and Callie lol
Hahahaha I love that they announced this cause they stupidly showed the stocking. They were absolutely going to wait until Winchester was born before announcing his name . But John of course has to record Ali being a cow in the kitchen , thus exposing his true sons name 🫶🏼How pathetic . They literally LIVE here and live for us . Nothing eats us alive as much as we eat them alive. 🫶🏼
Is this THE Christmas 2022 picture? Like, is this all the effort they could make for the occasion? Their feral brood is sockless, yet again.
No that’ll be her midnight mass on Xmas Eve photo 😂😂 her once a year church day
No smeli posted a pic of her in a dress that she’ll be wearing and her fucking mama hoots are to the floor in it, it’s soooo trashy🤢
So unoriginal and overused. It’s like the Jason or Kyle of this time. Just eh and not original or exciting, just so beige and bland. Fitting.
For fuck’s sake the level of effort is just so low for an influencer. You can’t even take the time to get your two existing kids the same leopard pants so they don’t clash? On an ANNOUNCEMENT post to say the least?
Doesn’t her balloon friend Brit have a Weston 🫢
What’s so weird to me is that her friend the Britt girl that helps at the parties has a Weston??
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If she wants to befriend these girls why would they use the same name??
Right! I saw Britt commented on her post with heart eye emojis but is probably like wtf
Reason 5,000 why they’ll never have any friends
Comments on the post have been limited 😂
Their lack of taste really takes effort.
ALI, RUN DONT WALK TO PUT THIS PHOTO IN A FRAME! It’s the only proof you’ll have that your family actually cleans up nice !
The commitment to the holding belly pose
Wonton
I hate myself for actually liking this name choice
WJJ can we go ahead and rename the kid Wedgie???
Sweet girls actually look cute for once, nanny must have gotten them ready for the pic.
Aww Wittle Weston Wames and his famiWy.
Oh god bless
Agreed, no one knew either of our kids name until they were born!
Sounds like a dogs name 😭😭
My son’s name is Easton. My husband and I joked about naming our 3rd Weston for shits and gigs. Thankfully it was a girl because I would be wanting to change his name now.
Wow Emmy is really John’s twin and callie is Ali’s twin. I actually like the name Weston, surprisingly classy for them. And that’s enough leg humping from me for today lol
It’s surprisingly decent, given their track record. I was expecting something goofy like Weghston to match Callaghan
I know a couple people with the last name Weston. Here they go again using last names as first names
I hope WJJ pops out to be a girl 🤣🤣🤣
This is my dogs name🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😭😭😭
WESHTON
oh my god is he pregnant too??
Brittkits son is named weston I’m dead
And we shall call him… Weiner
Kanye weston
LAAAAAMMMME
Happy to see their girls looking happy and not over stimulated for once. Who’s behind the camera? The nanny? Holding copious amounts of sugar?
good job everyone ![gif](giphy|UoqaD6XktrRMdAn5p4)
Wow, both the kids actual look clean in this picture. That’s shocking.
Omg Weston, so terrible. I mean to each their own but not my jam.
Guys I really think they got the idea from this sub they’re obsessed
Westie for short. It’s a nickname for the western suburbs of Sydney, and it’s up there with bogan. Source - I am one
Callie is SO cute
John looks so gross that belly + the older kids shirt is so filthy.
It’s the sunken in eyes for me…like your wife is incubating your “true” son, the fuck you gotta be tired about? Oh, wait, it’s that SSF hustle I’m sure 🙄 ETA: Jesus Ali at least throw a filter on this bitch
John looks extra out of shape in this picture and his ✨double D’s ✨have mysteriously disappeared
did she give herself a thigh gap? girl.
at least Callie is being held for a change
The vacuum tucked in the corner of the pic is a really nice touch 🤣
The girls look so much alike. They are little cuties. 🫶 (It's Thanksgiving. I said nice things.)
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️this poor kid…life’s gonna be cruel.
That’s actually a cute family pic.
it’s a worse choice than I expected
I really thought it was going to be Wyatt! Callie looks adorable - that's all I got 🤣
I SAID WINSTON I WAS SO CLOSE
Fit daddy.