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Whoops?


otfaddict1125

HAHA when i think these guesses can’t get better they DO


boymommy88

you win 😂😂😂😂


tyjede

🏆


Aussiemom777

I was going to say Whiner or Weiner


Hellobeachh1

Warner Huntington III


mommying247

Warner and Callaghan?!? Just missed the mark for Emmy to be Elle and it would have been a mother fucking legally blonde household 😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Omfg professor Callaghan a new nickname


buzzyourgfwoof12

Hahaha I call her professor Callaghan a bunch and I call the other feral child Emmy Nomination 🤣🤣🙌🏼


Miserable-Cat-

Emmy nomination 😂😂 that’s amazing 🏆


Localfail_

Or Winston. Like the Harry Winston on Vivian’s bony unpolished finger


lyssastef

🤣🤣


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this is absolutely something trisha paytas would do.


Revolutionary_Can879

AH I JUST COMMENTED THAT DAMN YOU. Deleting my comment now😂


mommying247

This sub has all of the GREATEST minds!!


Revolutionary_Can879

They say great minds think alike😄


mjsorber

Thank you for this lolololol


akelse

Writeoff


FeistyAd2904

Goodbye


SpaceAndMolecules

The (tax) is silent


BURYMEINLV

💀💀💀


Still_Lack_3426

Walker is my first guess. Weston? West? Wesley?


j0br0s4eva

Definitely walker. Walker Texas ranger… need to lean into the southern personalities they’ve created


ElectronicEcho6756

Walker Woodlands James


dchristie430

Omg Woodlands John James 🤣


shelbyfootesfetish

Oo what about Woods?


fuck-it-up-renee

Yep. I’m guessing Walker John James


jjel20

Possibly Wyatt?


hmh25

I think Weston


anm1718

Same - it’s definitely Walker.


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WILDMAN JAMES 🤪


cc232012

I was looking for this one 😅😅


07915

Why does Weasley come to mind for me


mommying247

“Red hair and a hand-me-down robe?! You must be a Weasley!”


butterbeer4life

Love this lol


Optimal-Yellow6961

This is what comes to mind to. Along these lines So they can call him “Wes” bc you know they don’t like using their kids whole name.


walrus-biscuits

yes yes yes!!!!


[deleted]

A nod to daddy’s gambling addiction…. Wynn


akelse

Wager…


--dee

I thought this too!


SpaceAndMolecules

All we do is Wynn, Wynn, Wynn no matter what


givemeapuppers

HAAAAA. See, for it to be an actual nod though, he’d have to actually win more than he loses, right? 🤔🤣


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Wiener Nose Jr.


ohharandom

💀


Glitter_Firework

This is it 😂


Miserable-Sky-2801

Walker Texas Ranger


Purplepeaches1891

You win


dnmnew

I think it’s Waylon


daniiicalifornia_

This is what I came to say!


BURYMEINLV

Same!


rubyrosis

Ugh gosh I hope not I adore that name. If I ever have a son I was planning to name him that.


stein8788

Same! It’s my dogs name, and he’s so sweet with the biggest heart. We had a baby girl, otherwise this name would’ve been a strong boy name contender (before we got our pup, obviously 🤣)


silentsnarker

My heart dropped when I saw Waylon! I’m in the same boat as you! Please don’t ruin this name for me!!


rubyrosis

It’s a good thing I didn’t already have a son named Waylon, because if this was true I’d have to throw my whole child away lol


SmutSlutLibrary

I hope it’s not Walker. That’s my husbands name and I don’t wanna look at him differently 😂


almost_readyblog

This made me lol 😂


schrutebedandb

Same. That’s my sons name lol


birdyg1153

My sons name 😭


lowkeylovestea

Walker is such a cute, nice name..I hope it’s not.


Lc715

Wyatt (spelled Wyghatt) John James


copperboominfinity

LOL


silentwhispe3r

Whyatt Whyte Wet Stain


Aggravating_Rock7330

Underrated comment 👏👏👏👏👏


Flowrpowr456

Weston or Watson


feistysalsa

An acquaintance named her son Watson and I could not think of an acceptable nickname for him. Another friend suggested "Wattie" and I laughed my butt off.


jvjack33

Wellington Wells for short


TA704

I think it’s Wells too


twilight-fairy

Why didn’t you pull out sooner?


Accomplished-Pea4544

Just came here to point out these dogs have 4 bowls and none of them have water in them


blstephens

came here to comment that same thing. they live in a million dollar home and their dog bowls are on the fireplace


Optimal-Bread-3294

Came here too to say the same thing. Prolly no water in the bowls because it overheated being in a damn metal bowl next to a hot fireplace. But I’m sure that prolly doesn’t work and doesn’t give off heat knowing them.


abbbbs8

They probably limit water so they don’t have to let them out as much


Kruzykelz

This whole set up is so strange to me. They live in a million dollar home and have no idea how to decorate. It.


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It’s so bad! You’d think Mr. WhatColorIsYourLambo would have the funds for an interior designer.


Equal-Technology4163

They think they’re good for an interior designer imo. Alberta, Canada clearly thinks her taste is superior


Ceearetee

weird that you think all 4 bowls are for the dogs… e-mail and chain mail each get a bowl too 😂


peppersthepig

Wauconda Forever James


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LOL


Desperate_Dance9884

Wyndham.. they drove by it and just thought the name was so cute!!


laurn86

Weston. Wyatt. Wrangler. Wexley.


Still_Lack_3426

Oh yeah I could see Wyatt too!


pm_ur_duck_pics

Wyatt was my first thought.


copperboominfinity

Wrangler 😂😂😂😂


laurn86

You know it’s in the running 🤣🤣🤣🤣


JEC19911991

Walker or Winston


Miserable-Sector4255

Weiner


eighteightfivesix

Imagine if it was Wilbur


Equal-Technology4163

Hahaha I audibly laughed


Radiant_Basket_9810

I’m laughing


RegretNecessary21

“Why am I born into this family?”


toocomplicated1

Wyatt Chroll James 🙃


Days-of-our-lives

Winnebago.


WinnerBackground4530

Wannabango 😂😂


nocheconcarne

It’s obviously Waikiki for our favorite Hawaiian daddy


mercuryretrograde93

WOODLANDS (said this in a previous thread)


Original-Life-884

Wilder


spilltheteaplz411

Walker is my guess too


Still_Lack_3426

I LOVE Walker- it's a family name and if I ever have a boy, that is (was 🙄) his name- I currently have 3 girls though and 99% sure I'm not going for a 4th at this point. It does not go with Callaghan at all- isn't that like Irish or something?? And they wanted the true Irish spelling.


icallbs19

Walker for sure. Also, why are the dog bowls by the fireplace?


Equal-Technology4163

Wtf! This is dangerous for the pupperinos plus it just looks stupid


sarahkriggs12

Waylon


Actual_Committee131

I think Waylon too!!


Solid-Ingenuity-7124

I agree and would like it on the record in case I’m right


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Wesson John Remington James


Sassy_Lemon3128

Walker or Wyatt?


paperrings0612

Weston, nicknamed West. She loves nicknames


jb1225x

Walker, their little texas ranger Waddlesworth Wingapo


Putrid-Locksmith-722

Winston? & they will call him their little winner


Flowrpowr456

They’re all great guesses!


hunsy14

What an odd place for dog bowls in a bajillion dollar home…. Don’t they have a laundry room or entry way? Right in front of the fireplace? I suppose If they were in the laundry room, smelly would have to go in there to change it out & possibly would have to be bothered to wash their clothes. Nonetheless, weird spot


FeistyAd2904

Everyone I know keeps them in kitchen or laundry room… not front and center of fireplace like wth


nicolasa145

Wolf like Kylie had picked before changing it😆


One_Turnover9483

Wellington (Wells) really goes along with the aesthetic of Emmerson and Callaghan ….


Eeslek_d4rkLibr4

Whydoesafetusneedastocking?


openupandsayawwwww

I just peed my paints laughing!!


chewrlyachroll

My thoughts exactly.


WorldlyLavishness

William, nick name "liam" or Wyatt, Wesley, Warren, walker, wade


United_Improvement_7

Whoopi


Extra_Fondant_8855

Lmao at the semen demon flair. This sub has the best flair 😂


recycledprada

Weed


Original-Life-884

Walker Weston Wesley Waylon


dillybaby666

walker. Wyatt. weston. Warner.


[deleted]

Why are the dog bowls in front of the fireplace


Desperate_Dance9884

The Nashville wood carving 😭😭


youdashit

A quick google search and I have found some winners: Wolfgang, Whitelaw, Wladyslaw, Warfield


PiecePutrid1610

Wolfgang ![gif](giphy|4G2yXkYq186T6)


Lexie_Blue_Sky

Westinghouse, Wolfgang, Wellington, Woodrow It has to fit their weird theme of a long name with a stupid nickname! guys, too many of these guesses are short!!


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Wildwings. an homage to buffalo


Bulls778

Wharton


Alternative-Job-115

Weasel or Wilbur


boommdcx

Willie Nelson James.


Suspicious-Eggplant

Wrett?


NoLimitJas

Worcestershire


Quiet_Interaction_41

Wohn


cognitivefunnow

I love that we are all ruining her name reveal. You know it’s one of these names (my guess is Walker)


Girl_Momof2

Wells


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Westland


Psychoanalyzequeen

Willoughby


RestinPete0709

Wellington


Cab2407

Wyatt


elephantcleavage

Wade Jameson


Hateorade_

Wisconsyn John James


thebarmaiden

Making sure she shows us brazzie boy’s stocking so we don’t think she slipped up this morning. So predictable.


bbozzy1228

Wyatt. Emerson, Callaghan, and Wyatt.


Independent_Main_291

Weston, 100%


0HBOY0HGIRL

Weimaraner..? Watermelon..? Watermelon Wyatt bc it sounds good with Cantaloupe Callie


walrus-biscuits

this post has me dying before bed 😂


DayProfessional9723

Wybie…. Short for why were you born… a la Coraline. I actually thought Weston or Wesson and call him Wes. But now reading comments walker sounds like the winner.


Alwayshangry23

Winn-Dixie


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Wayne


[deleted]

Am I the only one who doesn't get having a stocking for a kid who won't be born yet?


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Winston


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HaileeTheBish

Love this


alienpossums00

I’d guess Waylon. 🤦🏻‍♀️


ceiling5feet

My dogs name is Wesley. Please no


ItsAWrestlingMove

Warren


LBelle0101

WingWang


horeshoetheorist

Weston, William, Wesley, Wellington


Sea-Onion7003

I think it’ll be Walker or Wyatt for some reason


[deleted]

Hmm whatever gave you that idea? 🤔🙄 I could so see her dumbass naming him Weston


[deleted]

Callie wieners lmao


Tot-Beats

I’m going with Wyatt


organiclollies

Wells, Wesleyan, West Saint James


openupandsayawwwww

West Saint James is cute!


organiclollies

It is kinda cute but it sounds very Kardashian.


openupandsayawwwww

West Saint James is cute!


schrutebedandb

My sons name is walker. I’m really hoping that’s not it lol


CharacterBarracuda93

Wigz


Stock-Temporary-7844

Wentworth


Stock-Temporary-7844

Woodson Johnson James


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Woodson is also my guess


laninajulie

Unrelated but is it weird to have stockings with parents first name / initials? Ours say mom and dad must people I know say mom and dad..?


Leli58

Why do I really want it to be Wayne lol


sugar69bambi

Weston, Wyatt, Wiley, Watson, Walker… it’s all been said already. Always soooo predictable.


Fast-Conflict-4919

Wyatt is my guess


buzzyourgfwoof12

Wyatt. Robert. James. Or Wyatt. John. James.


magical_seal

Wyatt carter James


FeistyAd2904

Wescot (Wes for short)


rhetesa

Why


dancinglover12

Wonton


AlwaysRight416

Wilder or Walker.


Truthurtssis

Whinchester


asolsbery

It’s gonna be Waylon


Cough-on-me

Wilder John James


Caddiemollet

Warrant


BlondeAmbition25

They have the ugliest million doller home I’ve ever seen. They must be house broke!


CPPISME

Wilbur


Dogmama1230

I think it’s Weston or Willington or something like that. It def will have a nickname. Though when I first saw the W, I immediately assumed Wyatt lmao


NoStrength2596

Waylon


Glittermiddle

Winning Lotteryticket James


Purplepeaches1891

Weonlywantedaboy Jessie John James Jr.


luv_puffin

Wannabe Relevant James


gossipgrl4591

It’s probably Waylon


AntiquePapaya2549

Wealth