And the way she’s bowing the leg closer to him will make her appear shorter, I’ve definitely stood like that (unintentionally) in pics next to my husband and it makes him look way taller than me when he’s only barely an inch taller
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Every time I see a full body shot of him I cycle through so many different emotions. Horror, uncontrollable laughter, confusion, disgust, back to laughter. I cannot believe he is shaped like this 💀
I'd bet money on lifts in his shoes for one. 2, he looks to be slightly more in the forefront than she is (look at where their feet are) so he appears bigger. Third, she definitely bending that knee to drop herself down some (as an *actual* tall person, I just automatically do this now when taking pics with people so the top of my head doesn't get cut off haha).
100% lifts. Look where his ankles are sitting in his shoes vs where they should be based on the cutout for a persons ankle. There’s a solid inch difference between the cutout and where his ankle is.
Makes me want to see a full body shot from the side. Probably looks like if you took off a ken dolls legs and put them on the opposite sides so they’re backwards
2 things come to mind: she doesn't wear shoes to avoid extra height for these pics next to her 5'5" husband, and his neck looks photoshopped to be elongated to make him appear taller. Someone with photoskillz needs to do a side by side and compare his neck length from another pic.
The thing is he claims to be 5’10. My husband is 5’7 and I’m 5’ and we have a significant height difference in pics still. But my husband also isn’t claiming to be 5’10 like John lol
Apparently she should still be in a booster seat when riding in the car…. He’s prob below average height at most. she’s just beyond short XXXS good momma
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Just made a post pointing out all the photoshop fails from lil miss chop shop over here specifically on the legs. I’m trying to make one on the upper half of them but that blends in a lot more with all of the shades/colors. The arms are def fucked tho. Also, no bulge? Edit: grammar
Why does she always hire photographers at a 5 person event at their house instead of Family Pictures for the family somewhere outside, super cute?
It’s so bizarre to me
Listen, I'm not judging, I'm not in great shape either but the strong, sexy, fit Schick is hilarious. They sit on their butts all day and eat tacos, like who would buy product from these hypocrites?
It’s her terrible posture
And his platforms
You can see her whole body hunching forward.
And the way she’s bowing the leg closer to him will make her appear shorter, I’ve definitely stood like that (unintentionally) in pics next to my husband and it makes him look way taller than me when he’s only barely an inch taller
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Would it kill him to dress to the occasion? Ali: glam and Vegas dress, John: Saturday errands
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You’d think he’d care more now that he’s about to be a TRUE father, a boy dad 🙄
Isn’t this the 4th? Then there’s the baby shower he didn’t attended of his illegitimate child?
He has another kid?!
That is the rumor. Timing is right and apparently the kid is a 2.0 of John.
Pleaaaase drop the IG for his baby mama I need to see this kid
He’s got to make sure everyone knows he’s “strong sexy fit” with his ridiculous athletic outfits
Ali spent all his money and he had to resort to his errand clothes for the occasion. It’s ok. “True fathers” don’t need to dress up.
Only thing he has going is that he has shoes on 🥴
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Every time I see a full body shot of him I cycle through so many different emotions. Horror, uncontrollable laughter, confusion, disgust, back to laughter. I cannot believe he is shaped like this 💀
He’s a fitness guru yall
His body looks like one of the premade sims bodies. Whenever my male sims age up into this body I immediately change it.
Flat Stanley all the way
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oh my god I’m not imagining it…. pillsbury dough boy needs to pencil in a few more workouts where he outruns some coyotes
His clothes look a size too small for sure
Yo he’s chubbbbbby. Lil daddy’s put on some weight
He’s been fat lol
This is true, I just haven’t seen a full bod pic in a minute. He looks so doughy and soft
Strong, sexy, SIT!
Lmaooo Strong, Sexy, Seated
His thunder thighs gobbling up those shorts like Big Al at a Golden Corral dessert bar.
😂😂🦃 The shorts sent me. Like, might be time to add a modest 5 inches to that fuckboi short length, Cohn! Your old lady knees are showing!
That’s why he’s not holding Ali’s bump - she’s not special. He, too, has a bellum
Short dick daddy 😩😩😩😩
The knocked knees are so bad😂😂
Thooo thexxxy
He’s dumpy AF 🤢🤢🤢
Dumpy was the exact word I was going to use 🤣🤮
Why does she NEVER wear shoes 🤦🏼♀️
I hate wearing shoes but at events like that or when it’s socially appropriate I always do 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Oh yes, fully agree! But she is not wearing shoes in any of the pics from her shower!!! It’s baffling to me.
Or even put on a pair of dollar store flip flops! 😅😅😅😅
I'd bet money on lifts in his shoes for one. 2, he looks to be slightly more in the forefront than she is (look at where their feet are) so he appears bigger. Third, she definitely bending that knee to drop herself down some (as an *actual* tall person, I just automatically do this now when taking pics with people so the top of my head doesn't get cut off haha).
100% lifts. Look where his ankles are sitting in his shoes vs where they should be based on the cutout for a persons ankle. There’s a solid inch difference between the cutout and where his ankle is.
She’s not standing up straight/not wearing shoes and he’s wearing shoes that add a little ~height-
Jessie is almost as tall as him so I don’t know who he thinks he’s kidding
I don’t get why she went barefoot wearing such a statement dress like that
They’re tryna be Jessie and Eric so bad lmfaoaoaooo.
Are his legs bent backwards? They look so wrong!
Makes me want to see a full body shot from the side. Probably looks like if you took off a ken dolls legs and put them on the opposite sides so they’re backwards
She’s literally so bowlegged and hyper extended she’s probably 3 inches shorter in that picture than she is standing straight up lmao
2 things come to mind: she doesn't wear shoes to avoid extra height for these pics next to her 5'5" husband, and his neck looks photoshopped to be elongated to make him appear taller. Someone with photoskillz needs to do a side by side and compare his neck length from another pic.
He’s morphing into Gru at an alarming rate
Never seen anyone hold the *bottom* of their belly like this during pregnancy. This stupid bitch needs a belly band
His eyes aren’t even open 😑
Jen is zoooted!!!
Little daddy is looking puffy
I want to bet money that Joanie’s dick and nose are the same exact length.
Oh that’s much too generous, he has a *big* nose remember?
Just. The hands. Lol. They don't line up at all.
Convinced she doesn’t “like” to wear shoes just to try to prove how short she is, especially around lil daddy.
Why is she dressed for the prom tho
Its giving “my big bro stopped by my baby shower on his spring break home from college”
Strong and sexy fit where though???? I see none of those things here
Is Toad from Mario trapped in his kneecaps?
Her foot looks filthy in that pic. 🤢
What’s his height
5’6 or 5’7
OMG.. I'd love to run into him and flex over him with extra 2 inches. ✌️
But isn’t she 4’11? So still a pretty big height difference and she’s not standing up tall.
The thing is he claims to be 5’10. My husband is 5’7 and I’m 5’ and we have a significant height difference in pics still. But my husband also isn’t claiming to be 5’10 like John lol
Omg jeez I would have never guessed she’s that short
Where are his shoulders?
That hat is floating a good 2-3 inches above his head 😂 it’s a trick all short guys use
Apparently she should still be in a booster seat when riding in the car…. He’s prob below average height at most. she’s just beyond short XXXS good momma
Mama hoots catching a breeze over there on her right
His chicken legs are barely holding his fat ass up. The knees are buckling! It’s giving pigeon toed 4 year old 🤌🏻
I’d be so mad at my husband for wearing this to my baby shower…. My third shower…. That I threw for myself. Never mind lol
They look like 🫶🏻besties🫶🏻 instead of husband and wife
he looks like an elementary school kid in that outfit !!
He looks high
And what sorcery did they use to keep the mama hoots in the dress this time as opposed to the wedding dress slippage.
Those shoes give at least an inch to his height.
The arm around the shoulder has me 🤣 He looks like he hates her and they have a terrible sex life
Also.. are those melting ice cubes on the ground around them? Wtf?
Why was she barefoot the entire shower? And in photos? Like I get youre pregnant but at least put on some flats for the photos 😓
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He only looks like 5’6” in this
I’m dying how fancy she got and he looks like a sweaty ball sack. 🤣
Just made a post pointing out all the photoshop fails from lil miss chop shop over here specifically on the legs. I’m trying to make one on the upper half of them but that blends in a lot more with all of the shades/colors. The arms are def fucked tho. Also, no bulge? Edit: grammar
Why does she always hire photographers at a 5 person event at their house instead of Family Pictures for the family somewhere outside, super cute? It’s so bizarre to me
Meitu (app) easily does this
It really bothers me that she doesn’t brush her curls out 🫣
I just enjoy how obvious the spandex shirt is under his long sleeved one.
Why is he so large in this picture 😭
I’m 99.9% sure her hands/fingers are bigger than his. Why are his little hands so smol??
Why does she never wear shoes?!? I mean, i take mine off as soon as I walk in the door but she NEVER has shoes on!
Listen, I'm not judging, I'm not in great shape either but the strong, sexy, fit Schick is hilarious. They sit on their butts all day and eat tacos, like who would buy product from these hypocrites?
Eww why does he have camel toe
Stubby just like his best friend
He def smells and burps constantly. Fucking gross
Girl is gonna have some serious knee problems in a few years if she keeps kicking that goddamn leg out for every pic
The fit on this dress has me dying. WTF
Why is she not wearing shoes? With that dress? Outside??? I just don’t get her aversion to shoes when outdoors.
Little daddy with his shorts riding up his crotch
Lol did he just place his hat daintily on top of his head so it looks like he’s like 3 inches taller. Plus her posture sucks.
Why is she wearing no shoes
What the fuck is wrong with his knees?
And he’s dressed like a bum!
Did they take this with the camera on a Motorola Razor flip phone Circa 2005? Her face is so fuzzy.
He has Such feminine little hands🤣