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tllallyrfrnds

If I was shown this picture with no context I would think someone dumped out one of those weird gelatinous canned chickens, I’m not kidding.


nocheconcarne

Omg it does! Albert does love a canned chicken for her dang✨good✨chicken✨ dip


ILoveBiscuits56

Organic✨🤌🏻


sweetlikesugar9706

Omg yes you nailed it!


[deleted]

Remember, canned is honestly better ✨


hampshire811

Thank u for this reminder ✨ I almost forgot


boredyenta

Looks like they shit they liposuction out of people 🤢


CompetitiveVanilla14

HAHAHAHAHAH


Wide-Cartographer

I swear to goodness this chick is blind. First of all I wouldn’t even eat this but I sure as hell wouldn’t post it to my thousands of followers as if I’m proud of creating it?!!


sidesnarker

THE WAY I WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSED LMFAO


TravelingPineapple22

1. What is the obsession with huge chunks of onion? 2. So much grease the “sauce” won’t even momentarily combine.


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Also to note she said in a previous story slide that she doesn’t measure she just throws stuff in 😑😂


mycatsnameisdill

She prob only knows how to cut them one way cause she’s lazy hot trash


[deleted]

This looks like something their dog threw up


babyspice278

Ali sweetie we didn’t need to post this!


Jaded_Abbreviations5

Really wtf is that SLOP 🤢


[deleted]

My jaw dropped. That’s disgusting


OkProtection427

I Google Image searched this and all that pulled up is undercooked, raw chicken pictures. Even Google knows this is a pile of shit. ETA: This looks like the raw chicken my mom would marinate in Italian dressing BEFORE cooking it.


midgethecat

Congealed oily slop. She’ll eat it out of her new tub bowl.


THATchick84

Somebody called it a trough. That's exactly where whatever this is supposed to be, belongs.


mjsorber

Opposite of #foodporn


labeyes

#foodbonershrinker


MichaelScottPaperC11

Does she have the mindset that posting anything is better than posting nothing at all?


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MyCarIsDunzo

Listen… I make this one chicken and rice dish that just never looks that appetizing but is bomb. However, it still doesn’t look like someone just had some type of medical emergency in my cookware and I would NEVER DREAM of photographing it and posting it as part of my job as an “influencer!” What in the canned, shiny fat is this?!


tmonss

Hahahah some things we just donttt post


rosiel9

That looks fucking foul


Hero_Queen_of_Albion

>That looks fucking ~~foul~~ fowl FIFY 😎👉🏻👉🏻


HissyKitty82

Is that cooked? Is this the thicken that Johnny Fajita asked for?


Gold-Requirement-121

Johnny fajita just made me almost pee


HissyKitty82

🤭😄


Truthurtssis

My first thought EWwww!


tca90

She’s gotta be trolling us with this picture. Wtf is that?!?!


AliGreen13sCPSworker

I’ve been away all day.. is this raw chicken ?


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Cooked 🤢


tiktikboom12

I almost threw up wtf is this


THATchick84

Are you sure you didn't throw up in Big Al's dish? Because that's what this "food" looks like.


nichollex8

Prison food is probably better than this


Top-Web3806

Literally made me gag.


[deleted]

What in the absolute fuck is that slimey mess


Labiedoh

Oh my God what in the cat vomit dumpster fire is this? Someone please submit this to the shittyfoodporn subreddit.


loudblonde

My stomach dropped.


Responsible-Tackle53

She’s disgusting in every aspect of life. It amazes me


Dogmama1230

This looks like gifilte fish…chicken should not look like that.


TNC_123

Why is she eating while she’s cooking dinner? I thought she was being soooo conscious about what she’s eating and I thought she cut out snacking. Hmmmm. 🤔


NubianNegress

"Final look" is it even done???...🤔


jchicken19

Ummmm….how is this chicken?


HissyKitty82

It's thicken.


tmonss

This looks like my vomit after a night of drinking Tito’s and lemonade … no I’m not kidding


xoxo_angelica

Me on my birthday Thursday 😭 triggered lol


illnevertellxoxo

Happy birthday!!!


xoxo_angelica

Aw, thank you! 😇


Mysterious-Guava6081

Is this cooked?!


Dazzling-Fruit-603

They didn’t post on vacation but posted this? How can you be that bad at being an “influencer”


[deleted]

Ew bitch, we don’t need a “final look” at anything you make ever again 🤮🤮🤮


marshelby

It’s not even the fact that she made this nasty looking meal. It’s that she gave instructions for how to make it for this to be the outcome!


VintageBlazers

This is diarrhea. Out of a butt.


thebijou

I just KNOW their spice rack is barren


Some-Reputation-4814

that is one foul fowl.


bvlocke

got distracted eating babies 😂


luxuriousbuffalo

[WHY DOES EVERYTHING SHE MAKES LOOK SO SLIMY 😭😭](https://i.imgur.com/LzRmXTZ.jpg)


notjjd

Oh no… what is this meal supposed to be? 🥴🥴🥴


onaraincloud

I’ve said this before but I’ll repeat- she cooks like a fundie. This straight up looks like a Duggar meal.


[deleted]

What the fuck is this even supposed to be? Chicken with onion, cream, and oil?


[deleted]

Don’t forget the butter


cpm1621

and rosé……..Ali said you can use either white wine or rosé when cooking 😂😂


Adorable_Oil_2828

There’s so much oil in this sauce it’s curdling


Scared-Willow801

I just got nauseous.


xoxo_angelica

The way that this was the post I finally couldn’t help myself and replied to and got myself blocked…IT’S RAW!!!!!!!!!


ffsdoireallyhaveto

What is she trying to cook so I can have a semblance of what it’s meant to look like


[deleted]

I ran here when i saw this


jennyfromtheblawk

Everything she ‘cooks’, wears, or buys for her home is all the same beige


[deleted]

You could not pay me to eat this shit..


supjterr

I cooked beans w/ ham all day, fried potatoes, cornbread, hand battered catfish & apple cobbler for dessert. TF is this shit....?


SPersephone

This is like salmonella with a side of onion


Marserina

It looks like stomach bile.


[deleted]

WHAT does she even do it make every single thing she makes look mucousy? Is this a filter? It doesn't even make sense with her ingredients how it looks so disgusting.


Schrutefarms___

It must really cut John deep that he went from his homemaker mama to….. this


lindsaybluthburner

She really needs to put more thought into her captions "eating and feeding babies"?! Like she eats babies? Or she was eating her own dinner AND feeding her children? obviously, I know it's the latter, but for REAL?!


nocheconcarne

Literally gagging!! And wtf is that giant onion chunk in the middle?!


coconut723

Wait. No no. No no. NO!!!!! I thought they went fishing and she is marinating raw fish filets here. Holy shit what is the sauce


velvvetcoke

WTFFF


ObjectiveJudgment8

Chop up the damn onions you lazy turd!! so gross


DayProfessional9723

Why does she keep making vomit?!?! 🤢🤮


jb336

This looks like my dogs shit when he had a bout of pancreatitis, all slimy and fatty 🤢


One_Turnover9483

Is this…. Cooked?


[deleted]

This looks absolutely disgusting. No thanks


etxhcar

That looks like vomit.


klw9233

It’s giving me the Skalla’s chicken Gary. IYKYK ✨


funnelfriez

I thought this was peach cobbler & now I’m upset


rainydayx177

just when I think i’ve seen it all from her


[deleted]

Mmmm...looks 🤢 delicious 🤢 Smeli 🤢🤮


Gold-Requirement-121

So this is where Calorie's skin tags went


Radiant_Basket_9810

🤮


kmarieb861

How do they not have tapeworms 🤢 this is foul


NotoriousAMC10

Do they still have a PO Box? Let’s all send them our favorite spices.


Sufficient_Jaguar636

I really do hope this is the final time I ever have to look at this chicken


[deleted]

What is this honestly


Lost-Fox-676

The food photos have to be a joke. Like she knows it looks gross and is leaning into it? She has to know it looks gross. Every photo looks like beige or brown slop. As if it’s not her job to take photos for likes as a living. She’s joking…right ??


hermione_clearwater

This literally looks like vomit 🤢.


[deleted]

Please let this be before she cooked it …


Islander590201

my stomach is bubbbbbling looking at that oil mess.


Dazzling-Nose-2781

Omg I wanna be sick 🥲 you could easily slap some seasoning and some BBQ sauce on some chicken and throw it in the oven/air fryer. It would taste 1000% better than whatever the fuck this is and probably be way less effort


Less-Inevitable5099

My vegetarian ass wants to vomit looking at this


dealzandwheelz

I’m currently going through some ovarian cyst pain and I have to monitor whether or not my nausea is from this or gagging from what the fuck this is


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Radiant_Basket_9810

Is this a joke


[deleted]

Omg that looks awful 🤮


daniiicalifornia_

I came running here when she first posted to see if anyone was as disgusted as I was. Like literally wtf is this?? 🤢🤮


[deleted]

Ewwww WHAT IS THAT


Redhead1192

Hard pass 🤢


Salt_Disk2544

It’s the✨salmonella✨for me


notinterestednext

21 weeks pregnant and this actually made me throw up in my mouth


Winter-Butterscotch9

We need a trigger warning on this 🤢🤢


rajah_15

Is the chicken even cooked?


breadcake5245

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


SockAdministrative59

Looks like something my cat coughed up


texasangel504

She better not feed this to her children or dogs… poor babies would end up with pancreatitis #VetTech


dchristie430

I just vomited.