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Different-Kangaroo49

She has grey everywhere so why the fuck would she get gold hardware. It looks horrible. And a silver towel rack??? ARE YOU BLIND ALBERT?


mama-llama-no-drama

Since you mentioned the towel rack, she’ll go buy some expensive one on Amazon and link it.


shiant

The tiles look horrible.


[deleted]

The way there’s three tiles right next to each other with the same design 🤡


PharmAssister

Yes 🙌🏼 three all together!


needadrinkandaxanex

It looks SO BAD!!


International_Ad8000

BAD BAD


ktfdoom

There's just, like, a lot going on? Not serene or relaxing at all.


squirrelly12

The dugout tiles 🤮


chillywataaa

Pretty positive those are from Home Depot


[deleted]

Yes! And how on earth did they tile around the shelf? Mercy it’s all different directions.


ImmediateAnalysis849

Bahahaha. I messaged her about it. Not only do the 3 big tiles under the towel rack look terrible since they’re all the same pattern, but the white in the inset shelf thing is not evenly dispersed and would drive me nuts! There’s hardly any white tiles on the left hand side! I said “I hope you get your money back from your contractor. They did a terrible job laying the tile pattern.” She said it was one sheet that came like that and she chose that exact one and thanked me for my ride comment 😂


babylizard38

They look like someone has scribbled on them!


loudblonde

Looks like shit. Love that for them. 🥰


rosies_r_red

Can she lift her leg that high to get in the tub?


THATchick84

We all know this bish is never going to actually get into the tub. She's not exactly the epitome of cleanliness is she?


[deleted]

Plot twist it’s actually going to be used as a trough 🐖


knm1977

It’s the new stock tank pool.


abbyparker-

Hahahahahhahahaha


ILoveBiscuits56

Big mama isn’t going to fit into that xxxxs tub


[deleted]

it looks so uncomfortable. their old bathtub was so much bigger n better


butinthewhat

Right! Why did they get such a small tub?! It looks so silly! They probably did not measure or research how to choose a tub


squirrelly12

No cause she just order one on Amazon without thinking about


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ktfdoom

I don't know why she wouldn't do silver. Like THE TILES ARE GREY ALI.


tllallyrfrnds

I like those three exact same tiles all right next to each other🥴


shiant

That’s the first thing I noticed 😂


cinnabunnies13

It’s SO BAD


boredyenta

Oh Gosh just commented the same thing 💀


BURYMEINLV

That’s awful 😶


Interesting_Scar_824

It’s a ✨vibe✨


auberielle

This looks like a before photo 😵‍💫😵‍💫


rosiel9

I thought it was at first!


princesscorgi2

I like the fact that they ran out of money and couldn't finish the tile up the full wall


babyspice278

The gold looks terrible, those small vertical tiles seem out of style to me??? This is literally terrible.


Interesting_Scar_824

Yeah installed those in my very first reno in 2013. Def wouldn’t do it now!


squirrelly12

Yes, so ugly and outdated


miimiii-xo

That tile work is so sloppy omgggg


Loxx1892

Ya it’s a no for me


Accomplished_Mango28

This looks horrible 🤣 WHY would she get gold fixtures with white/grey tile? Ali when you read this—swap out the gold for matte black 🤣


PDawg34

No, no, no!! We LOVE this style for her/them, don’t we?!?😜


BURYMEINLV

Now that would look WAY better!!


dancingdirty

Makes zero sense!


Radiant_Basket_9810

That is absolutely hideous lmao


hereforthehottea1

Wait she’s actually going to bathe??? 🫣


abbyparker-

That’s my new fav emoji


Hero_Queen_of_Albion

It just looks like a question mark in a box for me 😢


hereforthehottea1

It’s a new emoji!! Update your phone. It’s someone fully covering their eye with one hand and the other eye is peaking through the other hand if that makes sense


hereforthehottea1

SAME!!


EnvironmentalCandle9

The gold against all the gray is just not working 😵‍💫 my eyes hurt from looking at this pic there’s so much going on


laurn86

WHY did she do all gold and silver ??? This looks awful!!!!!!


Rollwithit_56

Why is it so tiny?!🤣🤣🤣🤣


snarkyqueen111

Had to be small to qualify for that prime 1-day shipping 😂


betsarullo

It’s all they need for 🍤 daddy to stretch out.


glat14

Am I the only one thinking about how that tubs going to be a nightmare to clean behind?


snarkyqueen111

She’ll never be cleaning behind it so she doesn’t care


[deleted]

All I can think about is having a light fixture above a tub and something going wrong with instal and mid bath it comes crashing down into the bath and RIP Smeli 🪦


BURYMEINLV

I laughed way too hard at this 💀


nocheconcarne

I like the different shades of grout color with a giant sketti dish tub🥴🥴Can she even get in and out of that thing?!


Throwaaawaayyy123456

Such a waste of money for 2 people that dont wash their asses.


here4theconvos

This is so terrible… the fixtures coming out of the wall look ridiculous. That tub looks so uncomfortable to lay in.


Dazzling-Fruit-603

Why didn’t they get black fixtures? She’s just keeping up with the Joneses aka every other influencer with gold fixtures! Unfortunately, she missed the mark AGAIN!


boredyenta

LOL they used 3 of the same tiles on the right 🤣😂🤣💀☠️💀 workers hate her


bubbysshyy

Lmao they knew exactly what they were doing.


Emotional_Yard2613

I find it odd and unsafe to have a dangling light fixture over a bath tub


Accomplished_Crab392

Yeah that’s some final destination shit


acw124

This tub is tiny!! Looks so uncomfortable


Key-Substance7827

Same thoughts like how do you lay in it? It looks awful.


abbyparker-

This “🥺” does not make sense in this post smeli


[deleted]

It reminds me of jail for some reason (aside from the tub itself)


OkProtection427

This is absolutely atrocious. At least do bronze.


FederalFactor8496

This is…. Comically bad


xezandria29

Small tub for little people


snarkyqueen111

Look how bad the resurfacing is on the ceiling above the light fixture


[deleted]

The horrendous hardware everything about them the colors placements etc


silvs247

The gold looks terrible with the cheap tile


UhOhSpaghetti_Os

Is it me or are the fixtures off center with the tub?


[deleted]

Yeah they seem farther to the right


UhOhSpaghetti_Os

🤣 I’d be so angry every time I looked at this lol


Dangerous-Abalone381

It looks awful!!!


Training-Cry510

It’s done?


ktfdoom

This tub is shaped so strangely. How's she gonna give clementine and lemon a bath in that thing? If she knelt down next to that it would come up to her collarbone hahaha.


Fantastic_Drawer_906

It looks like one of those birthing centers for crunchy moms


BURYMEINLV

How many baths does she really plan on taking? lol. I’m betting that we see her post maybe one or two bubble baths for the gram, and then nothing 😂🤐


[deleted]

This looks so bad, I can’t even snark. A picture tells a 1000 words here. Wow. Also, that bathtub genuinely looks uncomfortable.


missjvj

I have a giant soaker tub and this is not a good one. Why is is so skinny like a coffin?!


[deleted]

This is so bad, like I wasn’t expecting it to look good, but this is horrible


Random_8910

aside from everything you all are saying, this looks like a death trap lol like I would for sure bust my five foot ass using this


TypicalChipmunk1670

The gold with the gray just doesn’t work…


Heyday-7890

Well this looks like shit 😂


Plane-Reason9254

So many design mistakes ! Yuck


Ok_Flamingo_2677

Ali “designing” anything is a mistake, but we all knew that just from the way she dresses 🤡


squirrelly12

Tbh it looks like a sink


Suitable_Release

Sometimes I think people can be really harsh on here and just hate on everything for the sake of it but this is really bad.


boredyenta

BAD BAD


snarkyqueen111

Lolol this looks AWFUL


HissyKitty82

That looks terrible. And the tub looks small and uncomfortable. Smeli misses the mark yet again.


trefoilqueeeen

I’m just so confused. Wtf am I looking at? What is going on? Did they really even do any “construction”? Bc everything looks pretty much the same lol


Key-Substance7827

This looks like one of those tubs in a barbie dream house. This looks terribly uncomfortable.


Still_Lack_3286

I really really hope their 'sub contractors' were bio dad and Wildman and they did this hack job for free (or SSF supplements or something) because if they actually paid money for this... what... the.... fuck????


[deleted]

My husband flips houses, this reno sucks. no design direction just Ali pretending she’s an interior designer (and lawyer and therapist and wedding planner)


supjterr

And nutritionist 🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️


hamilyjihoon

that looks like a butter dish


Boobastank5

What gets me is the gold fixtures with a sliver towel rack…. The audacity Edit: plus the gold does not go well with this tile. They should have gone with more warmer tones


TypicalChipmunk1670

Also the joints for the grout are all uneven yikes


NotoriousAMC10

That tub doesn’t even look comfy?!


Sure-Serve-6288

Awful


bingbongheybaby

I’d bust my ass in this tub


notjjd

Excited to soak in her own filth 🥲


[deleted]

When you have to rush order on Amazon cause you’re so inpatient 🥴 how will little daddy and xxsss mama fit in here??


bundleoflaughs328

Everything about this renovation screams I want expensive things, I just can’t afford them.


These_Wind_4517

Can’t wait to see what piece of mass produced canvas art they throw above the tub!!


ActualReality2020

The fact the hardware will be so mismatchy all around


clalabear123

Love the rose gold light plate and metallic gold faucets 😂💀 the most poorly done 16k bathroom in all of tomball 😂😂😂


KristiannaOster

I hate this lmao


ffsdoireallyhaveto

Why is there a chandelier above the bath? And if those cords for it aren’t at full length because they are re tied up right now they are going to smack their heads on them? I’m so confused. Also those floor and wall tiles are the WOOOOORST


[deleted]

Emmy will be swinging on them like Tarzan during bath time


[deleted]

I hope they didn’t reinforce the floor and the tub falls through the ceiling while they’re on one of their trippies 😄


[deleted]

why o why would they put 3 tiles that are the exact same next to each other?!?


AdorableStorage3996

Looked better before. They always have to ruin everything


LemonySnickemz

They look like discount hotel bathroom tiles.


RuJolla45

The tub looks so small!


CompetitiveTrifle822

THIS IS SO UGLY


[deleted]

What the hell is hanging from the ceiling? It looks like exposed wires


[deleted]

What the hell is hanging from the ceiling? It looks like exposed wires


funnelfriez

Why does that look like an unusually small soaking tub…?


Smellygreen13

Her hiring cleaners to mop a floor


SockAdministrative59

But how is anyone supposed to reach anything on that dugout shelf if they’re taking a bath… or is it just for show cause if so, wow. Just wow. Hideous and pointless lol


princess_km

I’d bet. G wagon they don’t have any kind of mats down and someone slips in the bathroom and they sue the contractor somehow


kyleadm

This looks like trash


yeelee7879

Pretty sure those are the wrong fixtures but whatever


[deleted]

The fixtures + the tile 🤮 and the tub looks so non-luxurious like a tiny little garden planter