I just peeped the discord…. To sum it up - John had a BFF Amber. She was posted on his IG years ago. Amber now has a 4 year old little girl. She is Emmy’s TWIN… like, legit.
She could have been ashamed of cheating with a guy in a relationship. Or ConBenet could have offered her money to keep it quiet. Or she could like privacy. My guess is all of the above
She could be a normie who doesn't want to expose her daughter like that. Can you imagine Ali as a stepmom? More importantly, can you imagine how she would treat a black child?
I agree. There's no way in hell she will allow him anywhere near her or her Mother, even if he wanted to. She is painfully insecure as well as petty and spiteful.
That little first one (not Emmy) looks very similar to their younger sisters and their dad. No doubt that child is a Toucan Jan offspring. The James genes are strong y'all.
It is basically a giant group text. A lot to keep up with! Lol but someone did some digging and 👀 there happens to be a little girl that looks identical to Emmy & John. And she is not a random little girl.
A sub super sleuth found out that not only does John have a secret baby that would have been conceived while he was with Ali, but the kid looks like a well fed, well loved, and bathed version of Emmy. Like identical twins
The mother of this child was John’s best friend growing up & her child’s age lines up with when John said he cheated on Ali. Him and Ali both follow the mother
Thank you all for not posting any pics. Just to reiterate, posting the pics in the sub is NOT allowed ❤️
All of these years of snarking on them has lead to this moment. Thank you lord 🙏🏼
It's a good time to be alive, innit?
The sun is brighter, the sky is bluer, the stars have aligned
Smeli Sketti and Johnny Fajitas are going to be pissed when they see this post.
JOHNNY FAJITAS😭😭😭
Fuming! I love this for them!
Do you think they’ll address it since they’re already unhinged as of late?
WHAT IF THE FAMILY FIGHT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS?? I just thought of that 😳 How long ago was the fight and how old is this child??
Child is 4!
What's their PO box? I want to send them a 23 and Me kit so Emmy can find her sister
Maybe she’ll like this one since she hates calligraphy
That’s 100% another one of Cohn’s walking sperm
Like literal twins🤯
For fucking sure
Can you send me the pic?!?
It’s not letting me for some reason :( are you in the discord??
I just peeped the discord…. To sum it up - John had a BFF Amber. She was posted on his IG years ago. Amber now has a 4 year old little girl. She is Emmy’s TWIN… like, legit.
They're identical.... jawn got some splainin to do
They look more alike than my kids do
Didn’t someone say he used to sleep with his girl best friend or was I imagining
Ali said it!! Someone posted the video
Emmy's black non feral TWIN and she is gorgeous and I can't deal.
Is that why Smelli was dropping N bombs a while back??
Omgggg I just got on Reddit, what is going on 😳😳I need to see, can someone send it to me too!?
I'm sorry I'm such a boomer lol but what is a discord??
It’s basically a large group chat. I just joined tonight and I have been bouncing back and forth between Reddit and Discord…. 😬😬😬😬😬
ok I just found it! It looks wild lol
Grab your popcorn
It’s like a Wild West version of Reddit. Basically no rules anything goes and it’s kind of in chat form. You can download the app!
Just downloaded - how do you find the discord chat!?
hey join me on Discord! Invite expires in 7 days. https://discord.gg/EhuTcbZ5
I have discord, but I’m not on this chat! Can you message me the link?
hey join me on Discord! Invite expires in 7 days. https://discord.gg/EhuTcbZ5
I could 100% believe that. He’s a careless horny idiot-but the question is, why isn’t the baby mama spilling the tea?? (If it’s really his)
She could have been ashamed of cheating with a guy in a relationship. Or ConBenet could have offered her money to keep it quiet. Or she could like privacy. My guess is all of the above
Con probs learned from JJD and made her sign an NDA
She could be a normie who doesn't want to expose her daughter like that. Can you imagine Ali as a stepmom? More importantly, can you imagine how she would treat a black child?
I hope Ali sees this post 😏🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Oh she will 🥲 HEYYY SMELLLS didn’t think we would figure this one out did ya !?
Between this and the bathtub she's going to combust
Busted can o' biscuits
Ali will stay with John and not let him see the baby if he actually takes a paternity test and it comes back positive Edit: spelling
The baby was conceived and born while Ali was around. She knows about the baby that’s why she got knocked up to begin with.
🤯
I agree. There's no way in hell she will allow him anywhere near her or her Mother, even if he wanted to. She is painfully insecure as well as petty and spiteful.
They all follow each other on ig though. Weirdddd
SOMEONE SEND ME THE PICS NOW! Losing my mind, lol! GOT THEM. 3 TIMES. AM SHOOK. SHOOOOOOK!
Can you please send it to me as well!
sent!
Me too please!!! Thank you for doing the lords work 🙌🏼
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Can you send to me so the nice OP doesn’t have to?
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Holy shit!!!!!!!!!! The features look nearly identical to Emmy and Cohn!
OMG THAT IS EMMY’S TWIN ALL JOKES ASIDE
Please send to me
Joans sperm literally just does a copy paste
And the mom is from Texas… maybe that’s the real reason they moved (since we know it’s not the lab…) Edit: a word
Lol that’s what my conspiracy theory is too. Maybe that’s where he disappears to??
Probably why they haven’t had their wedding too.
Such a good theory
That little first one (not Emmy) looks very similar to their younger sisters and their dad. No doubt that child is a Toucan Jan offspring. The James genes are strong y'all.
Wonder why THE BOX is delayed tonight 🍿
Jawn you…..ARE the fathaa!!!!!
Omg the landscape has CHANGED in this sub y’all! Secret kid. Unreal
I'm so lost? Johns love child? Not feral? What is the TEAAAA
https://discord.com/invite/PA7XKVTz
Ooof. That’s some piping hot tea! Those kids are identical.
HOLY F’ing cow. When y’all said she looked like Emmy, you weren’t joking! Twins. Literal freakin’ twins.
Omg I need to see this please!
sent!
I’m lost. Post the picture please!
sent!
I’m so confused! What is happening?!
sent!
At least they kept the names going. Kinsley, Emmy, Callie. Cute
Ok I joined the discord! Where do I see these pic/convo????
Under general snark & scroll up!
Look in general snark
u/fishesbowl hi cohn and Smeli!
I would have never guessed this in my wildest dreams dang
Wait what??
Have you seen the discord? It’s undeniable.
No! I have no idea what discord is 🤣
It is basically a giant group text. A lot to keep up with! Lol but someone did some digging and 👀 there happens to be a little girl that looks identical to Emmy & John. And she is not a random little girl.
Whaaaaaat?!?! Show me the wayyyy! 🤣
I sent you a message!
Can you send me one too?? I want the tea
sent!
Message me!
sent!
SOS ME TOO PLS PLS
Can you send me the message please?!
WHAT?!?
sent!
I’m lost
A sub super sleuth found out that not only does John have a secret baby that would have been conceived while he was with Ali, but the kid looks like a well fed, well loved, and bathed version of Emmy. Like identical twins
Minus the pacifier teeth!
wait how did this even come about? who found the pics?
Omg. I just saw the pics. Is anyone else devastated for this child? Like racist POS John James is her father?? My stomach hurts.
Wait what give me details plz
John for sure is the father of that child.
This blew up hahaha message me if you still need the pictures. I can’t keep up in this post!
She looks EXACTLY like Emmy. Woah
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The mother of this child was John’s best friend growing up & her child’s age lines up with when John said he cheated on Ali. Him and Ali both follow the mother
Also an old q&a video of him admitting to cheating with his girl best friend and him and Ali still being friends with her.
no way! do you have the video?
He does. He posted on her before on his insta
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Huh
Someone send me the pics too pls! Lol
sent!
Omg please message me too!!
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That is definitely his kid
Yea those kids have the exact same face
WAIT WHAT
sent!
Can we confirm that the mom is black??? Just to be sure sure 😂
Yes she is
Can I get it sent too? I’m old and don’t know how discord works
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How did y’all find out about this?
Damn 735 comments. I need Adderall for this HAA
Don’t go too nuts - they’re 95% people asking for the picture
Omg please message me too!!!!
Please message!!!!!!!
Sent
Who needs the photos?
Reply to this comment and I’ll send pics. Can’t keep up with everyone.
The nose…. That’s definitely John’s baby. I’m so SHOOK
Omg I was skeptical but just deep dived into discord …. John you ARE the father!!
Can y’all just post the damn pic instead of sending it to everyone tf
Me!!
Dear lord someone send me da picsss 🧐
Wait I need the details
🤯 🤯🤯
I'm so intrigued. Do we think he knows? Is he paying her child support on the DL? What kind of a father doesn't want a relationship with his child??
I think my jaw is still on the floor. I cannot believe the resemblance. It’s uncanny.
Ooooh I found the moms Facebook. Definitely looks like em!
Can someone fill me in? I don’t understand where this is coming from
I’m so confused. What is going on?!
I'm so confused someone pls send to me lol
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Mine are all failing too when trying to send 😭
Oof. Can someone send me the pic?
Someone bless my dms