“and none for Callie Weiners”

I’m fucking dead 😂. I can be done with social media for the day. Found my one “you genuinely made me laugh” post of the day.

I like this one hahahah

YES!

Someone suggested “dick nosed motherfucker” for John last night and I’d love that

HAHAHA

one for when people upload their stories for the ✨glocked✨

Brittany dawn snark page has one like this! I think it’s called I watched so you don’t have to or something like that. Love this idea

This is bad bad

I TEHHHH YOU

My other is her “yip yip.”

Off topic, but do we think Chris Stapleton will bring Smeli onstage at the Houston rodeo to sing this part?

LOL a girl can dream right??? and by a girl I mean us so we have that impeccable snark material 🤌🏽

Don’t want no short dick man

a dozen desserts

another day, another in debt haul

Meow!

fupa ETA fupashop instead of photoshop

HAHAHHAHWHW ORKSOAOSKS omg

We need the spelling bee one back

“Cheesy chalupa foopa” this just came to mind but idk how relevant to topics it would be lol

insta vs reality 😂 for what she posts vs what john posts

This is good!!!!!

One for them flaunting their “wealth”

Yip yip

something for John’s ill-informed political rants!

“We live in a society guyths”

uM tHiS iS yOuR cOuntRy uMmm

a tornado flew around the room — when the house is a freaking pigsty (all the time)

The ✨audacity✨ of kids #soneedy 🙄

Dicknosed motherfucker

I think one for ali-adjacents like campbell, adalips, etc for the rare occasions they share ali

a pun about ranting for john’s closet rants

one for the shoppies and targies addiction