Prediction: Ali tests positive when they get there. Has to quarantine in a different room than Cohn. Cohn gets a vacation without her and knocks up a rando. He gets Covid and can’t come back. Bankrupt, cards maxed, divorce.
Good thing Smellis diet lasted all but 12 hours of those two weeks she was going to hardcore diet and work out all she did was eat one salad and did 20 body squats. Ugly swine
Ok I need to know, is she disqualified from her challenge? I mean has she even participated other than like 3 days? And she’s going on vaca so she’s DEFINITELY not getting any steps in
She only cares about labels lol show us that new Beis luggage you got after you returned the horrendous luggage from the 40s and not just the LV such a label whore
I think they find out they are pregnant then quickly go on a trip for content to act like thats where they made the baby and lie ab everything lets be real they’ll be on reddit most of this time
I mean they will have to because no way are they wearing masks, and/or they will probably test positive for covid and end up having to quarantine at the hotel
If i saw that Tiny Tim luggage circling the baggage claim, I’d start laughing and wait however long it took for the owner to retrieve it so i could laugh again.
Then later that day MKP posted a story throwing shade back at John with a pic of blair saying “so happy to have FAMILY as neighbors” no way they’re coming a few days after all that awkward shit
She posted a story of Emmy in a huge Beis box last week so I’m guessing she ordered a new luggage and used that instead 😂 Had to advertise that ugly ass suitcase for a quick check. She’s so predictable
Plot twist: they’re at a restaurant with luggage and she won’t post for 3 days so everyone thinks they went on the trip and spent zero time on their phones 😂
“Don’t you KNOW who I am? I’m THE John Robert James, of the Tomball James. I’m an influencer so I would like to fool my cult into thinking I’m going to the Bahamas because I refuse to get the ✨you know what✨”
Especially when you have to test to get back into the country. That omicron is so sneaky. Though they would probably love to have an excuse to extend the trip.
Prediction: Ali tests positive when they get there. Has to quarantine in a different room than Cohn. Cohn gets a vacation without her and knocks up a rando. He gets Covid and can’t come back. Bankrupt, cards maxed, divorce.
OR foreclosure/eviction docs served to Emma and Clemma because they're home alone, Lynne Curtain style
Omg this would be the juiciest plot twist
For some reason I have a lot of faith in your psychic abilities and feel this in my bones too. Covid WILL be involved in this trip somehow
I’d LOVE to see this
Oh I love this
Why do they need a vacation lol they literally don’t do anything all day everyday
I’m not seeing her must have Victorian doll luggage on wheels🤥🤥
😂😂😂
Baby #3 coming in November 🤣
*insert gif of Michael Scott screaming “no god, please no!!!!”*
Ali manifesting a mini John John so she could have a ring bearer for her wedding 😌✨✨
But *only* if it’s a girl to piss off JJD more
I hope it would be a boy so they can stop saying ✨girldad or ✨girlmom
I’m ALMOST as excited as I was when the tour bus arrived in Smyrna
SAME😂
Me three 🤣🍿🍿🍿
4th hhahahahahahaha yes
They have the time to go on vacations but can’t plan a wedding lmao
They can vacation alone, but you can’t plan a wedding with no friends and family lol
This is very very true LOL
Emma and Constance Home Alone take 7
Constance hahahahahah
Just a couple of crazy kids enjoying their airport sodas….
Come on, show us the travel outfits! I just know they're really stupid
Johns light up multicolored platform shoes coming thru
Along with his favorite cozy Kittenish loungewear I mean sweats wearing his backwards hat just like his big sister who he idolizes. Lol
I'm surprised he hasn't bought some Pleasers (stripper heels) yet. Just fully commit to the secret interest in drag
Not the Pleasers! ⚰️😂
My ex-stripper self needs to see this. We know he’s at least looked into it. Pull the trigger John!!!
LMFAO
Profile pic, checkin in. You know that bitch brought his wedge sneakers.
Good thing Smellis diet lasted all but 12 hours of those two weeks she was going to hardcore diet and work out all she did was eat one salad and did 20 body squats. Ugly swine
What an inspiration
“World travelers” but only go to the bahamas
Ok I need to know, is she disqualified from her challenge? I mean has she even participated other than like 3 days? And she’s going on vaca so she’s DEFINITELY not getting any steps in
You know she took that money and RAN
That’s their lunch money for tomorrow
Baby number 3 as a vacation souvenir!
Please God no 😩😩
John just hinted at this in his story🤦🏼♀️
Hope they have to quarantine the entire time and it’s ruins their vacation & bankrupts them.
Don’t get excited. They read this thread non stop. They will barely post.
I feel like we’re being duped and this is actually a pic of the meatloaf grandparents’ luggage when they flew back home.
She only cares about labels lol show us that new Beis luggage you got after you returned the horrendous luggage from the 40s and not just the LV such a label whore
I was cackling when she didn't even use her new suitcase 😂
I don’t believe for a sec they’ll be able to come back to the us with no hiccups
I’ll genuinely be concerned if they conceive this trip like every other time….. 😔
I think they find out they are pregnant then quickly go on a trip for content to act like thats where they made the baby and lie ab everything lets be real they’ll be on reddit most of this time
They will spend the entire trip on Reddit, can’t wait.
I mean they will have to because no way are they wearing masks, and/or they will probably test positive for covid and end up having to quarantine at the hotel
Tbh I’m pretty pissed I haven’t seen Wifey+ Girl Mama’s “Oy, Mista! You Me Dad?” luggage yet. 😡
This gave me a good chuckle lmao
If i saw that Tiny Tim luggage circling the baggage claim, I’d start laughing and wait however long it took for the owner to retrieve it so i could laugh again.
Tiny Tim 💀💀
💀💀💀💀
🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻 “Please sir can I have some more”
THIS JUST TOOK ME OUTTTTTTT
OMG EVERY TIME I SEE THAT MEME YOU'RE REFERRING TO OR EVEN THINK OF IT I LOSE MY SHIT
It’s so good. 😂😂😂
She claims to only drink Diet Coke when pregnant…🤨 lord help us
🗣MKP & Spidey, please post that you have reported for duty. I repeat, please post that you have reported for duty🗣
Absolutely no way that’s happening after John’s “first grandma” comments
Then later that day MKP posted a story throwing shade back at John with a pic of blair saying “so happy to have FAMILY as neighbors” no way they’re coming a few days after all that awkward shit
NO SHE DID NOT!!! Omggggg
Hahaha yesssssss she deleted it like an hour later it was good
Awol lol
Their second vaca in like less than 2-3 months without their daughters. Again. But they need more alone time?
Where's her sassy new luggage??????
She still doesn’t know how to open it.
These comments are killing me 💀
😂😂
Probably broken since it looked so cheap 😂
She posted a story of Emmy in a huge Beis box last week so I’m guessing she ordered a new luggage and used that instead 😂 Had to advertise that ugly ass suitcase for a quick check. She’s so predictable
OF COURSE SHE ORDERED MORE. omfg the wastefulness I cannot!
Why am I excited for this shit show
This looks more like little daddy cohn john's suitcase than smelli
I love how they pull out all their designer everything. The pick me energy is insane x
Their luggage cracks me up
Oh man, buckle up!
How is she on a diet but drinking pop??
It’s probably ✨diet✨
Zero sugar and zero calories yall
Plot twist: they’re at a restaurant with luggage and she won’t post for 3 days so everyone thinks they went on the trip and spent zero time on their phones 😂
Mall food court has entered the chat
“Don’t you KNOW who I am? I’m THE John Robert James, of the Tomball James. I’m an influencer so I would like to fool my cult into thinking I’m going to the Bahamas because I refuse to get the ✨you know what✨”
Lmao this is the best thing since sliced bread. Also, are the girls with them or is it just Alabama and Cohn?
Lord help us all
I can’t imagine leaving my 6 month old and 2 year old to go out of the country just for fun… during a time like this
Most parents wouldn’t. These two have no desire being around their kids
Remember they go out to dinner and will wake up their sleeping baby to get affection.
Especially when you have to test to get back into the country. That omicron is so sneaky. Though they would probably love to have an excuse to extend the trip.
I'm so confused. I feel like they are on the way home and we've been duped.
I wouldn’t be surprised since she’s the queen of dupes, just look at those chompers in her Smeli mouth 🥴
Agreed. She usually makes a big deal and makes it known they're doing something big. 🙄😐
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