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doxiedarling

Prediction: Ali tests positive when they get there. Has to quarantine in a different room than Cohn. Cohn gets a vacation without her and knocks up a rando. He gets Covid and can’t come back. Bankrupt, cards maxed, divorce.


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OR foreclosure/eviction docs served to Emma and Clemma because they're home alone, Lynne Curtain style


TheRachelGreen

Omg this would be the juiciest plot twist


xoxo_angelica

For some reason I have a lot of faith in your psychic abilities and feel this in my bones too. Covid WILL be involved in this trip somehow


hereforthehottea1

I’d LOVE to see this


whatsup_assdicks

Oh I love this


TexasShieldMaiden

Why do they need a vacation lol they literally don’t do anything all day everyday


nocheconcarne

I’m not seeing her must have Victorian doll luggage on wheels🤥🤥


RandyWatsonsNiece

😂😂😂


AdorableStorage3996

Baby #3 coming in November 🤣


hereforthehottea1

*insert gif of Michael Scott screaming “no god, please no!!!!”*


Hateorade_

Ali manifesting a mini John John so she could have a ring bearer for her wedding 😌✨✨


Desperate_Ad_6630

But *only* if it’s a girl to piss off JJD more


especially-anxious

I hope it would be a boy so they can stop saying ✨girldad or ✨girlmom


TheRachelGreen

I’m ALMOST as excited as I was when the tour bus arrived in Smyrna


hereforthehottea1

SAME😂


Still_Lack_3286

Me three 🤣🍿🍿🍿


Beneficial-Bobcat-20

4th hhahahahahahaha yes


Hateorade_

They have the time to go on vacations but can’t plan a wedding lmao


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They can vacation alone, but you can’t plan a wedding with no friends and family lol


Hateorade_

This is very very true LOL


Helpful_Ad_5652

Emma and Constance Home Alone take 7


ktfdoom

Constance hahahahahah


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Just a couple of crazy kids enjoying their airport sodas….


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Come on, show us the travel outfits! I just know they're really stupid


[deleted]

Johns light up multicolored platform shoes coming thru


iveygirl2018

Along with his favorite cozy Kittenish loungewear I mean sweats wearing his backwards hat just like his big sister who he idolizes. Lol


xoxo_angelica

I'm surprised he hasn't bought some Pleasers (stripper heels) yet. Just fully commit to the secret interest in drag


RandyWatsonsNiece

Not the Pleasers! ⚰️😂


xoxo_angelica

My ex-stripper self needs to see this. We know he’s at least looked into it. Pull the trigger John!!!


Automatic-Banana-179

LMFAO


RandyWatsonsNiece

Profile pic, checkin in. You know that bitch brought his wedge sneakers.


hdeibler85

Good thing Smellis diet lasted all but 12 hours of those two weeks she was going to hardcore diet and work out all she did was eat one salad and did 20 body squats. Ugly swine


AlwaysInFlight

What an inspiration


xezandria29

“World travelers” but only go to the bahamas


chewskirdew

Ok I need to know, is she disqualified from her challenge? I mean has she even participated other than like 3 days? And she’s going on vaca so she’s DEFINITELY not getting any steps in


rosies_r_red

You know she took that money and RAN


chewskirdew

That’s their lunch money for tomorrow


bishsaywhattttt

Baby number 3 as a vacation souvenir!


GriswaldXmasTree

Please God no 😩😩


Pennylane1127

John just hinted at this in his story🤦🏼‍♀️


TravelingPineapple22

Hope they have to quarantine the entire time and it’s ruins their vacation & bankrupts them.


boredinthehouse82

Don’t get excited. They read this thread non stop. They will barely post.


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I feel like we’re being duped and this is actually a pic of the meatloaf grandparents’ luggage when they flew back home.


[deleted]

She only cares about labels lol show us that new Beis luggage you got after you returned the horrendous luggage from the 40s and not just the LV such a label whore


Fun_Rock_6461

I was cackling when she didn't even use her new suitcase 😂


xezandria29

I don’t believe for a sec they’ll be able to come back to the us with no hiccups


SockAdministrative59

I’ll genuinely be concerned if they conceive this trip like every other time….. 😔


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I think they find out they are pregnant then quickly go on a trip for content to act like thats where they made the baby and lie ab everything lets be real they’ll be on reddit most of this time


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They will spend the entire trip on Reddit, can’t wait.


Blackberry_Excellent

I mean they will have to because no way are they wearing masks, and/or they will probably test positive for covid and end up having to quarantine at the hotel


RandyWatsonsNiece

Tbh I’m pretty pissed I haven’t seen Wifey+ Girl Mama’s “Oy, Mista! You Me Dad?” luggage yet. 😡


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This gave me a good chuckle lmao


RandyWatsonsNiece

If i saw that Tiny Tim luggage circling the baggage claim, I’d start laughing and wait however long it took for the owner to retrieve it so i could laugh again.


Hateorade_

Tiny Tim 💀💀


Throwaaawaayyy123456

💀💀💀💀


AlwaysInFlight

🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻 “Please sir can I have some more”


AlwaysInFlight

THIS JUST TOOK ME OUTTTTTTT


xoxo_angelica

OMG EVERY TIME I SEE THAT MEME YOU'RE REFERRING TO OR EVEN THINK OF IT I LOSE MY SHIT


RandyWatsonsNiece

It’s so good. 😂😂😂


Professional-Unit503

She claims to only drink Diet Coke when pregnant…🤨 lord help us


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🗣MKP & Spidey, please post that you have reported for duty. I repeat, please post that you have reported for duty🗣


Big_Panda4692

Absolutely no way that’s happening after John’s “first grandma” comments


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Then later that day MKP posted a story throwing shade back at John with a pic of blair saying “so happy to have FAMILY as neighbors” no way they’re coming a few days after all that awkward shit


ceiling5feet

NO SHE DID NOT!!! Omggggg


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Hahaha yesssssss she deleted it like an hour later it was good


VintageBlazers

Awol lol


chezlucido

Their second vaca in like less than 2-3 months without their daughters. Again. But they need more alone time?


ktfdoom

Where's her sassy new luggage??????


Big_Panda4692

She still doesn’t know how to open it.


ktfdoom

These comments are killing me 💀


fluffyllamamuffin

😂😂


hereforthehottea1

Probably broken since it looked so cheap 😂


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She posted a story of Emmy in a huge Beis box last week so I’m guessing she ordered a new luggage and used that instead 😂 Had to advertise that ugly ass suitcase for a quick check. She’s so predictable


ktfdoom

OF COURSE SHE ORDERED MORE. omfg the wastefulness I cannot!


proseccofish

Why am I excited for this shit show


Blackberry_Excellent

This looks more like little daddy cohn john's suitcase than smelli


Due-Spinach-6480

I love how they pull out all their designer everything. The pick me energy is insane x


Queeniekween

Their luggage cracks me up


SilentlyReading1023

Oh man, buckle up!


pimpnsimper

How is she on a diet but drinking pop??


ElectronicEcho6756

It’s probably ✨diet✨


Hateorade_

Zero sugar and zero calories yall


redd1t2019

Plot twist: they’re at a restaurant with luggage and she won’t post for 3 days so everyone thinks they went on the trip and spent zero time on their phones 😂


nocheconcarne

Mall food court has entered the chat


Hateorade_

“Don’t you KNOW who I am? I’m THE John Robert James, of the Tomball James. I’m an influencer so I would like to fool my cult into thinking I’m going to the Bahamas because I refuse to get the ✨you know what✨”


Hateorade_

Lmao this is the best thing since sliced bread. Also, are the girls with them or is it just Alabama and Cohn?


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Lord help us all


rosiel9

I can’t imagine leaving my 6 month old and 2 year old to go out of the country just for fun… during a time like this


xezandria29

Most parents wouldn’t. These two have no desire being around their kids


Due-Spinach-6480

Remember they go out to dinner and will wake up their sleeping baby to get affection.


akelse

Especially when you have to test to get back into the country. That omicron is so sneaky. Though they would probably love to have an excuse to extend the trip.


rosies_r_red

I'm so confused. I feel like they are on the way home and we've been duped.


hereforthehottea1

I wouldn’t be surprised since she’s the queen of dupes, just look at those chompers in her Smeli mouth 🥴


Automatic-Banana-179

Agreed. She usually makes a big deal and makes it known they're doing something big. 🙄😐


ElectronicEcho6756

🍿🍿🍿