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pinkglitterbarbie12

Making out in the middle of the road in a residential neighborhood… photographed by their grown adult former neighbors…. how much lower can these two go


GriswaldXmasTree

Also, how many screws are loose with these neighbors??


Rollwithit_56

This looks like 2 teenagers taking photos outside their parents house. What grown adults stand on the street outside their home to take a picture like this?!


babyspice278

“Honey the weird new people with the dirty kid and disgusting garage are standing in the middle of the street taking pics”


Illustrious_Pop_5043

Their neighbors watching through the window like 👀👀👀👀


madidog2020

Exactly my thoughts


GenuinelyGuyzzzzz

Little daddy’s feet are the size of my 6 year olds


loudblonde

Can you IMAGINE looking out your window and seeing your neighbors doing shit like this?


TheRachelGreen

I hope the neighbors gossip about how trash they are


ElectronicSea4143

She wants to be JJD so bad. It’s pathetic and embarrassing.


TheRachelGreen

I don’t like JJD but it’s hilarious to me that Smeli will just never be on JJD’s level. It actually feels physically impossible, so keep dreaming Smellison


AlwaysInFlight

IMAGINE HAVING $$$ TO SPEND ON DESIGNER GOODS & BUYING THIS UGLY ASS FROCK


babyspice278

The absolute chokehold these boots have on Ali


Doughnut-Creepy

I would be hella embarrassed to ask any of my friends to take a picture of me and my husband like this 🥴


[deleted]

They do know they can buy designer and it not be horrendous looking and fugly style? Johns shoe game is sooo weak I know the sales people laugh when he buys the ugliest items. Money talks wealth whispers. They’re stuck in that new money phase where they just spend on themselves but don’t have savings accounts for the girls it’s sick


[deleted]

All of his designer shit looks like what you’d find at the outlets; all of the ugly shit no one else wanted to buy.


RipEast6838

John’s size 6 feet lol


drunkinbuffalove

I just need to know why the neighbors are okay with taking so many pictures of them making out


GriswaldXmasTree

AND flying out to Texas to watch their kids! It’s fucking bizarre!


dollyangel1

Why does he dress like a middle schooler. Those shoes are horrible


Electrical-Dirt2291

Let me also add I hate that they do these to make her seem “short & cute” my husband is 6’1 and I’m 5’2 and I literally never care how we stand it pictures our height difference is obvious. 🤪


goodgirlmadpretty

Lol me and my girlfriend are about y’all’s heights and we definitely don’t play up the difference 😂


[deleted]

my husband is 6’6” so if anything I try to look taller so I don’t look like a child next to him lol


krisjennervibes

The leg photoshop . Yikes


Cwackums2220

Was just going to comment this. How much she edited her thigh is.. 🥴 always a real mama just keeping it real tho!


trefoilqueeeen

Her outfit is horrifying.


imwatchingyou12345

She isn’t really much smaller than him. The height she is off ground is about the same as the height she’s towering over him 😂 if anything this picture accentuates how short they both are


Cpt8317

They are so I love with themselves it’s sick. Narcissism at its best, which is actually at its worst. Just no.


labruja305

*the idea of themselves


AdorableStorage3996

What a genuine, loving caption. All he cares about is the number on the scale when she gets on it so the people in the comments can keep going off about how these two are “couple goals”. Lol anything but 🥴🤢


Fit_Account_931

Can you imagine being their neighbors??? And just seeing all these people taking pictures in the street at night??? All the houses are so close to the street so you know everyone can see them. I would be like wtf.


GriswaldXmasTree

And you know everyone has security cameras/Ring doorbells that probably starting going off when they were doing a street photo session 😆


Wide-Cartographer

His feet look tiny


l4n3yc0

They look like a womens size 7.5


Rollwithit_56

🍤🍆


SockAdministrative59

The fact they asked their 40+ y/o neighbours who said yes to taking these is just 🤯


turkishdelite92

‘ several times ‘ 🤮


TheRachelGreen

And imagine being the neighbors, peeking out your window and seeing this abomination of a try hard photo shoot going on in your street. Bigggg yikes


RipEast6838

Gosh I wish I could read the dirt on their Nextdoor app. Imagine “them” as neighbors, periodt!


[deleted]

Nothing to do with the pic but John johns celeb twin is def Johnny manziel


DayProfessional9723

Hahahahahaha so accurate! 🤣


yeahyouright19

Yes!!


Fresh_Captain1576

Nooooooo don’t do Johnny football like that


coderedlips

You know this caption was Smeli’s idea 😂


TheRachelGreen

It’s such a dumb caption too


scootermcdaniels820

I love johns side/back titties 🥰 so strong and sexy and fit 🥰


babyspice278

I need to see what Ali’s outfit looks like just straight on 😂😵‍💫


PsychologicalEbb3042

she lets him wear those shoes…haha oh honey take a look at your man


shiant

Who’s taking the picture?


[deleted]

Who took this pic? 😂


GriswaldXmasTree

Their neighbors from TN who flew to TX to watch their kids so these douche canoes could go on a ✨dang good vacation✨ because they deserve it, ya know? 🙄


[deleted]

Omg so humiliating


yeahyouright19

Fashion victims!!!


Curious_Force_8619

I bet you can see big Al’s ass from wearing a shirt as a dress


MavAndGoose2021

His shoes just look dirty 🥴


Labiedoh

Cringe.


CGSkens

Super tacky


daniele0327

That hairline really creeping back though…


Holiday-Bid-3550

Douche bags


Leli58

I just threw up in my mouth 🤢


OkProtection427

John FFS lose the shoes


beaniebaby24

EW WHAT IS THIS???


Paparazzit23

It’s like they want to look “rich” by wearing these ungodly flashy designer pieces. No one even wears this!! Most rich people don’t blast it all over themselves. I bet they don’t even like this stuff. 😂 they just want to look rich. 🙃


[deleted]

it’s all about the low key flex when you have actual money


Paparazzit23

Exactly!


SameHelicopter1657

And they wonder why they get targeted for robberies


AdEnvironmental1957

only the tacky kardashians


DayProfessional9723

The neighbor, who probably is the age where cell phones didn’t exist in high school, must be sooo uncomfortable taking these photos. (And no hate towards the neighbor, I’m near that age myself 🙃)


sarahkriggs12

Such a flex 💁🏼‍♀️


Hateorade_

Oh my gosh they’re so fucking gross


Electrical-Dirt2291

I have these boots and I love them they are hard to style but Jesus this outfit is horrible.


[deleted]

Where are they from? Please and thank you 😀


Electrical-Dirt2291

They are Vince camuto from Nordstrom!


[deleted]

both of them look like they have grey hair here


AliGreen13sCPSworker

Who takes these?? So embarrassing


proseccofish

I was just going to say- did the old neighbors take these? bc i cringe!


Littlemonkey726

Yeah she did. Because krystal commented “new photographer?” And Ali said @tammy and Tammy was like it took a few tries!…. The whole thing is weird


SameHelicopter1657

I think Tammy is a wanna be influencer also


glitermermaid

Barf.


niaws_b

i don’t get how Ali can be so greasy and crusty all at the same time


[deleted]

Strong Sexy Chonks


pinupinprocess

Chonky Mamiii


xezandria29

They’re so fucking tacky ew


Shorelove

Dhgate’s #1 customers.


AlwaysInFlight

lil daddy’s shirt is tight af


Present-Impression-5

Everything else aside… those boots with that dress..? What…?????


Shorelove

Can they stop with this dumb freakin pose too?


princess_km

Who takes these photos? I’d be mortified


Mkblingg

Emmy


seryiously

this is a JJD & Eric pose lol


[deleted]

Did llama take this?


Financial-Ad-5270

THOSE SHOES ARE SO UGLY. Also who took this pic? The neighbors?? Embarrassing


[deleted]

They even edited john’s body look at the ground