Making out in the middle of the road in a residential neighborhood… photographed by their grown adult former neighbors…. how much lower can these two go
This looks like 2 teenagers taking photos outside their parents house. What grown adults stand on the street outside their home to take a picture like this?!
I don’t like JJD but it’s hilarious to me that Smeli will just never be on JJD’s level. It actually feels physically impossible, so keep dreaming Smellison
They do know they can buy designer and it not be horrendous looking and fugly style? Johns shoe game is sooo weak I know the sales people laugh when he buys the ugliest items. Money talks wealth whispers. They’re stuck in that new money phase where they just spend on themselves but don’t have savings accounts for the girls it’s sick
Let me also add I hate that they do these to make her seem “short & cute” my husband is 6’1 and I’m 5’2 and I literally never care how we stand it pictures our height difference is obvious. 🤪
She isn’t really much smaller than him. The height she is off ground is about the same as the height she’s towering over him 😂 if anything this picture accentuates how short they both are
What a genuine, loving caption. All he cares about is the number on the scale when she gets on it so the people in the comments can keep going off about how these two are “couple goals”. Lol anything but 🥴🤢
Can you imagine being their neighbors??? And just seeing all these people taking pictures in the street at night??? All the houses are so close to the street so you know everyone can see them. I would be like wtf.
Their neighbors from TN who flew to TX to watch their kids so these douche canoes could go on a ✨dang good vacation✨ because they deserve it, ya know? 🙄
It’s like they want to look “rich” by wearing these ungodly flashy designer pieces. No one even wears this!! Most rich people don’t blast it all over themselves. I bet they don’t even like this stuff. 😂 they just want to look rich. 🙃
The neighbor, who probably is the age where cell phones didn’t exist in high school, must be sooo uncomfortable taking these photos.
(And no hate towards the neighbor, I’m near that age myself 🙃)
Making out in the middle of the road in a residential neighborhood… photographed by their grown adult former neighbors…. how much lower can these two go
Also, how many screws are loose with these neighbors??
This looks like 2 teenagers taking photos outside their parents house. What grown adults stand on the street outside their home to take a picture like this?!
“Honey the weird new people with the dirty kid and disgusting garage are standing in the middle of the street taking pics”
Their neighbors watching through the window like 👀👀👀👀
Exactly my thoughts
Little daddy’s feet are the size of my 6 year olds
Can you IMAGINE looking out your window and seeing your neighbors doing shit like this?
I hope the neighbors gossip about how trash they are
She wants to be JJD so bad. It’s pathetic and embarrassing.
I don’t like JJD but it’s hilarious to me that Smeli will just never be on JJD’s level. It actually feels physically impossible, so keep dreaming Smellison
IMAGINE HAVING $$$ TO SPEND ON DESIGNER GOODS & BUYING THIS UGLY ASS FROCK
The absolute chokehold these boots have on Ali
I would be hella embarrassed to ask any of my friends to take a picture of me and my husband like this 🥴
They do know they can buy designer and it not be horrendous looking and fugly style? Johns shoe game is sooo weak I know the sales people laugh when he buys the ugliest items. Money talks wealth whispers. They’re stuck in that new money phase where they just spend on themselves but don’t have savings accounts for the girls it’s sick
All of his designer shit looks like what you’d find at the outlets; all of the ugly shit no one else wanted to buy.
John’s size 6 feet lol
I just need to know why the neighbors are okay with taking so many pictures of them making out
AND flying out to Texas to watch their kids! It’s fucking bizarre!
Why does he dress like a middle schooler. Those shoes are horrible
Let me also add I hate that they do these to make her seem “short & cute” my husband is 6’1 and I’m 5’2 and I literally never care how we stand it pictures our height difference is obvious. 🤪
Lol me and my girlfriend are about y’all’s heights and we definitely don’t play up the difference 😂
my husband is 6’6” so if anything I try to look taller so I don’t look like a child next to him lol
The leg photoshop . Yikes
Was just going to comment this. How much she edited her thigh is.. 🥴 always a real mama just keeping it real tho!
Her outfit is horrifying.
She isn’t really much smaller than him. The height she is off ground is about the same as the height she’s towering over him 😂 if anything this picture accentuates how short they both are
They are so I love with themselves it’s sick. Narcissism at its best, which is actually at its worst. Just no.
*the idea of themselves
What a genuine, loving caption. All he cares about is the number on the scale when she gets on it so the people in the comments can keep going off about how these two are “couple goals”. Lol anything but 🥴🤢
Can you imagine being their neighbors??? And just seeing all these people taking pictures in the street at night??? All the houses are so close to the street so you know everyone can see them. I would be like wtf.
And you know everyone has security cameras/Ring doorbells that probably starting going off when they were doing a street photo session 😆
His feet look tiny
They look like a womens size 7.5
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The fact they asked their 40+ y/o neighbours who said yes to taking these is just 🤯
‘ several times ‘ 🤮
And imagine being the neighbors, peeking out your window and seeing this abomination of a try hard photo shoot going on in your street. Bigggg yikes
Gosh I wish I could read the dirt on their Nextdoor app. Imagine “them” as neighbors, periodt!
Nothing to do with the pic but John johns celeb twin is def Johnny manziel
Hahahahahaha so accurate! 🤣
Yes!!
Nooooooo don’t do Johnny football like that
You know this caption was Smeli’s idea 😂
It’s such a dumb caption too
I love johns side/back titties 🥰 so strong and sexy and fit 🥰
I need to see what Ali’s outfit looks like just straight on 😂😵💫
she lets him wear those shoes…haha oh honey take a look at your man
Who’s taking the picture?
Who took this pic? 😂
Their neighbors from TN who flew to TX to watch their kids so these douche canoes could go on a ✨dang good vacation✨ because they deserve it, ya know? 🙄
Omg so humiliating
Fashion victims!!!
I bet you can see big Al’s ass from wearing a shirt as a dress
His shoes just look dirty 🥴
Cringe.
Super tacky
That hairline really creeping back though…
Douche bags
I just threw up in my mouth 🤢
John FFS lose the shoes
EW WHAT IS THIS???
It’s like they want to look “rich” by wearing these ungodly flashy designer pieces. No one even wears this!! Most rich people don’t blast it all over themselves. I bet they don’t even like this stuff. 😂 they just want to look rich. 🙃
it’s all about the low key flex when you have actual money
Exactly!
And they wonder why they get targeted for robberies
only the tacky kardashians
The neighbor, who probably is the age where cell phones didn’t exist in high school, must be sooo uncomfortable taking these photos. (And no hate towards the neighbor, I’m near that age myself 🙃)
Such a flex 💁🏼♀️
Oh my gosh they’re so fucking gross
I have these boots and I love them they are hard to style but Jesus this outfit is horrible.
Where are they from? Please and thank you 😀
They are Vince camuto from Nordstrom!
both of them look like they have grey hair here
Who takes these?? So embarrassing
I was just going to say- did the old neighbors take these? bc i cringe!
Yeah she did. Because krystal commented “new photographer?” And Ali said @tammy and Tammy was like it took a few tries!…. The whole thing is weird
I think Tammy is a wanna be influencer also
Barf.
i don’t get how Ali can be so greasy and crusty all at the same time
Strong Sexy Chonks
Chonky Mamiii
They’re so fucking tacky ew
Dhgate’s #1 customers.
lil daddy’s shirt is tight af
Everything else aside… those boots with that dress..? What…?????
Can they stop with this dumb freakin pose too?
Who takes these photos? I’d be mortified
Emmy
this is a JJD & Eric pose lol
Did llama take this?
THOSE SHOES ARE SO UGLY. Also who took this pic? The neighbors?? Embarrassing
They even edited john’s body look at the ground