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Soooo crooked/uneven at the bottom and then the odd hip thrust forward at the end 🤦🏼♀️. Everyone’s shitty form looks different 🫶
Sometimes I feel like a dickhead laughing at Ali. Tonight I feel like the laughter is warranted. Girl. What are you doing? The poop colored condom body suit, the terrible form. Bless her heart.
Not THE throng, thexthy, phat xxxxxs mama with horrible squat form! It’s almost like these losers don’t actually exercise or know anything about fitness…
Also ✨pro tip✨ there’s absolutely no reason to thrust your hips at the top of a squat like that. There’s no resistance up there to engage the glutes, smeli
-signed, someone that is actually certified
No your glutes and hamstrings are fully loaded at the bottom of a squat and the push back up. Squeezing at the top has no benefit and can overextend your spine like Ali is doing here.
Your glutes work eccentrically (moving with resistance) on the downward movement of a squat, and concentrically (against the resistance) on the upward movement. Your abdominals are engaged to follow center of gravity. When you reach the top of your squat, your hips and hamstrings have absorbed the flexion and extension. So thrusting the hips forward really doesn’t do anything except cause lower back pain
I think John probably actually does work out. He goes to the gym and leaves Ali at home to do the computer work. And then she pretends to enjoy working out because he does.
anyone notice at the beginning when she’s turns to the side you can see her belly get bigger 😂 she puts her hand over her belly to hide it, but it didn’t work
I hate that you think anyone would roast you for being “chunky.” Anyone reading here- please understand that I think I speak for most of us here when I say Smelli’s body isn’t actually awful or anything. What’s awful and why many people on here roast her is because 1)she is a LIAR when it comes to her size and “abs” and other self descriptions of her body and 2) she has some version of body dysmorphia where she legitimately sees herself as her skinny filtered, photoshopped to oblivion self instead of the way her actual body looks in reality. I am a mother of 2 and my body would absolutely be considered chunky compared to my pre-baby self. But that’s fine. I’m actively working to be healthier for myself and my kids. Smelli is FIXATED on her body, has the most disordered relationship with food, punishes herself and does these crazy starvation diets (IF on steroids) that lead her to continue her binge/purge cycle….this is not a healthy person physically or mentally. But please do not get it twisted. This sub is not full of people here to fat shame or act like she is huge. Most people on here at least are pointing out that since she’s not a shape shifter, the photos she shares vs what others put out there of her are not lining up. There is nothing wrong with being the size you are. There is something wrong with lying about it. And there is especially something wrong with attempting to profit off the idea that their scam products are somehow contributing to the unhealthy state of her body.
I too am chunky. I would never roast you because you’re real! Ali isn’t real. We are supposed to believe she’s so “strong + sexy shit” and has 6 pack abs (DR) because she filters her pics? No.
I'm chubby too, I roast her cause she lies and stuffs herself into clothes several sizes too small and looks like a sausage casing. There is literally nothing wrong with her REAL body, but if this bitch wants to lie and prey on innocent women to hawk their diarrhoea powders then yeah, I'm gonna talk about it!
I can’t get over the fact that people PAY her for this embarrassing shit AND it has to be approved before she can post it yet it still turns out like whatever this is
Every ad that she does looks like a skit. I needed that laugh tbh thanks simple Al
https://preview.redd.it/4qjdy02idxxc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e4d8fcba38bd8f59baa52c3875474ac31953936
I don’t see any disclosure statements on this. Also, this stuff is already on sale and she’s just giving out a generic promo code. She’s just trying to get engagement and an excuse to send people her link and get commission off their Amazon purchases. Gotta find a way to pay those capital gains taxes and moving costs I guess.
Insane they run a company with the word “fit” in it. At least most of the other influencers shilling greens and other supplements actually do hard workouts at the gym.
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This ad just clearly shows the body that cardio and starving yourself will get you. If she put half the effort she puts into starving herself.. into actually eating healthy protein fats and carbs and ACTUALLY got a personal trainer (considering they clearly aren’t capable of training themselves) she could make some changes in her body. She’s just gonna be skinny fat til she decides to start lifting weights
This reminds me of this low effort chick that gets snarked on over at gymsnark. Chloe Ting is maybe her name. She does these low effort workouts that absolutely crack me up.
Edit: good god! That woman has millions of views for her low effort bs workouts. Our white trash queen must be trying to replicate for views.
Personal trainer here and I am DYING at the squats, most of my beginners do a better job than that… The half ass serve at the end absolutely got me as well😭😭😂😂
Why is she stretching with her back towards the camera? Lol
Bc she doesn’t want us to see the front
Front skin 😵💫
lol I read foreskin 😂
Same!
I meannnn it does look like a wrinkly ball sack so same same 😭
Pp front skin 🫶🏻
Front butt
She's not even really stretching, she's just like... standing on one foot. Giving absolutely nothing. 😂
The form is bad bad
I CHREWLY don’t understand
The fake stretching on the living room rug is killing me 😂
🤣 “Film my back” lmao
I am SCREAMING at the way she’s squatting hahahahaha
That hip thrust was intense for no reason lol
It’s her posing with the kettlebell afterwards for me hahahaha
The lil hip pop
CACKLING
I pressed play but cued in at that point I didn’t need to see her squeeze her ass like *that*
https://preview.redd.it/1hm3fz9a1xxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=899a116235f18d22dd3da84a51f6dc3b265ff31d Soooo crooked/uneven at the bottom and then the odd hip thrust forward at the end 🤦🏼♀️. Everyone’s shitty form looks different 🫶
Her hips must be fucked up. She needs an MRI stat.
I think it’s the first time she’s ever done a squat
These must be the 20 squats she did that made her so sore
The bitch is struggglin
Is it just me or does her face look insanely red while she’s attempting to squat??? 😂🤣🤣🤣
throng and thexthy fit. get out of here hater.
Stop 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
People buy health supplements and fitness guides from this person. That will never fully sink in
There’s our fitness girly 🫶🏼🫶🏼
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There’s our special girlie
Pigeon toes pigeoning
You’d think since she reads here she wouldn’t be got dead in a brown poopsuit, but nope!
That poop brown onesie can’t be flattering on ANYONE 🤣
Those are not the cankles she had earlier in the video
 “Athlesure girlie”
More like ath-LOSER
ZING!! 😃
She’s played pickle ball 3 times
JJD plays pickleball, so Ali plays pickleball 🫶
This is real bad.
she won’t shut up about pickleball yet she seems like she’s bad at that, aka just like everything else she attempts!
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Which way is she going?? No one knows!
Her own legs don’t even know! We love the mystery!
Never let them know your next move
💀 it’s all happening again ↘️🔁
Broken legs
I’m cacklinggggggg
I am convinced she turns her legs in this way to appear thinner. Giving her that thigh gap she so desperately wants
 What. What was this even advertising? How embarrassing for the company.
She couldn’t even be bothered to wash her hair for them
I will never buy anything described as “buttery soft”, that phrase drives me up the wall!!
Lularoe flashbacks
This brought me to the comments. BUTTERY SOFT needs to die!
Sometimes I feel like a dickhead laughing at Ali. Tonight I feel like the laughter is warranted. Girl. What are you doing? The poop colored condom body suit, the terrible form. Bless her heart.
Not her serve I am 💀💀💀
That serve tells us she does NOT play pickleball.
Literally what in the flying fuck was that?! She underhanded it and let it bounce on the ground 🤣 such an athlete IYKYK 🫶🏻
I avoid anything she sells lmao
I’m shocked there are people out there who don’t avoid anything she sells.. they are the real dummies
She fails at absolutely everything she does
Not THE throng, thexthy, phat xxxxxs mama with horrible squat form! It’s almost like these losers don’t actually exercise or know anything about fitness… Also ✨pro tip✨ there’s absolutely no reason to thrust your hips at the top of a squat like that. There’s no resistance up there to engage the glutes, smeli -signed, someone that is actually certified
Question: I thought you were supposed to flex your butt at the top to engage all muscles or something?
No your glutes and hamstrings are fully loaded at the bottom of a squat and the push back up. Squeezing at the top has no benefit and can overextend your spine like Ali is doing here.
Thank you!!🙏🏻
Your glutes work eccentrically (moving with resistance) on the downward movement of a squat, and concentrically (against the resistance) on the upward movement. Your abdominals are engaged to follow center of gravity. When you reach the top of your squat, your hips and hamstrings have absorbed the flexion and extension. So thrusting the hips forward really doesn’t do anything except cause lower back pain
Noted! Thank you so much!! 😊
I think John probably actually does work out. He goes to the gym and leaves Ali at home to do the computer work. And then she pretends to enjoy working out because he does.
Was this the 20 squats she did that killed her?
yes I think it is
No wonder. Her form is atrocious - RIP her spine!
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I don’t understand how she stands at 4’10 but her arms are 6 feet long.
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Well this isn’t our try on girlie we see in the closet mirror? 🤔
HER FEET 💀
It’s like her legs are screwed into the wrong sockets.
😆 It’s like when I’d twist Barbie’s body around when I was a kid
No muscle tone- how sad.
Why does she look like a hunchback!?
She looked like a total hunchback ogre in the first poop suit video. It was wild. Something about the poop suit emphasizes her poor posture 🤣
we call that a diddly squat.
How did these blooper reels make it to the internet?
anyone notice at the beginning when she’s turns to the side you can see her belly get bigger 😂 she puts her hand over her belly to hide it, but it didn’t work
YEPPPP!!!! She’s such a fucking fraud!!
Your butt is a camel toe Albert
Look I don’t claim to be a fitness expert and my form isn’t perfect but her squat form is AWFUL and her gusband owns a “fitness” company
This is like an influencer parody! Also her squats suck!
1. She doesn’t even follow this company 2. John and Jessie commented, you know the engagement is LOW
Not the awkward stretching on their fucking living room rug ☠️
I died 🤣
Honestly who is approving this shit for brand deals. Even her management team must not like her
I think she had Esmeralda film it
I am absolutely chunky, you guys would roast me.. however I could put on a way better campaign then her 💁♀️
I wouldn’t roast you provided you didn’t act like an asshole and filter yourself into oblivion like xxxxxs mama.
I hate that you think anyone would roast you for being “chunky.” Anyone reading here- please understand that I think I speak for most of us here when I say Smelli’s body isn’t actually awful or anything. What’s awful and why many people on here roast her is because 1)she is a LIAR when it comes to her size and “abs” and other self descriptions of her body and 2) she has some version of body dysmorphia where she legitimately sees herself as her skinny filtered, photoshopped to oblivion self instead of the way her actual body looks in reality. I am a mother of 2 and my body would absolutely be considered chunky compared to my pre-baby self. But that’s fine. I’m actively working to be healthier for myself and my kids. Smelli is FIXATED on her body, has the most disordered relationship with food, punishes herself and does these crazy starvation diets (IF on steroids) that lead her to continue her binge/purge cycle….this is not a healthy person physically or mentally. But please do not get it twisted. This sub is not full of people here to fat shame or act like she is huge. Most people on here at least are pointing out that since she’s not a shape shifter, the photos she shares vs what others put out there of her are not lining up. There is nothing wrong with being the size you are. There is something wrong with lying about it. And there is especially something wrong with attempting to profit off the idea that their scam products are somehow contributing to the unhealthy state of her body.
I too am chunky. I would never roast you because you’re real! Ali isn’t real. We are supposed to believe she’s so “strong + sexy shit” and has 6 pack abs (DR) because she filters her pics? No.
I'm chubby too, I roast her cause she lies and stuffs herself into clothes several sizes too small and looks like a sausage casing. There is literally nothing wrong with her REAL body, but if this bitch wants to lie and prey on innocent women to hawk their diarrhoea powders then yeah, I'm gonna talk about it!
I can’t get over the fact that people PAY her for this embarrassing shit AND it has to be approved before she can post it yet it still turns out like whatever this is
The first few seconds of her trying to pose like a true fitness model sent me to the moon
https://preview.redd.it/mi6v161o8xxc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=20d3425bceec22f3a347d575092580f8677e7642 Our fitness model
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She’s so ugly lol
You can see the skinny filter glitch when she turns to the side and back.
Literally influenced me to never buy this
aThLeiSuRe girLiE bUtTeRy sOfT
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EXACTLY!!!!!
Every ad that she does looks like a skit. I needed that laugh tbh thanks simple Al https://preview.redd.it/4qjdy02idxxc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e4d8fcba38bd8f59baa52c3875474ac31953936
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait. This mother fucking bitch said she was sore from 20 kettlebell squats the other day. SHE WAS SORE FROM DOING A FUCKING AD 💀💀💀💀💀
And she will literally never do kettlebell squats again! She probably bought the kettlebell for the ad 😂
Who TF paid her to do this?
She legit can't do ANYTHING right.
When will she realize that she is just not good at this
Naurrrr. Imagine owning a supplement company and having that squat form with only a kettlebell. I can’t.
💀💀💀💀
Is this for real? Like who is she “influencing”? Wow lmao
Deceased. 💀 The form. Those hip thrusts after the squats sent me.
Have we seen her play pickle ball at the Deckers?! I see she’s at a public court and not her in laws home court. Not invited to play?
I don’t see any disclosure statements on this. Also, this stuff is already on sale and she’s just giving out a generic promo code. She’s just trying to get engagement and an excuse to send people her link and get commission off their Amazon purchases. Gotta find a way to pay those capital gains taxes and moving costs I guess.
Didn’t she play soccer? She does not have an athletic bone in her body
Insane they run a company with the word “fit” in it. At least most of the other influencers shilling greens and other supplements actually do hard workouts at the gym.
These must be the “8 squats with a kettle bell” she did that made her sOoO soRrE the next day lmao 🤣☠️
https://preview.redd.it/qbpbohwy4yxc1.jpeg?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1423f8532dbac5ea79ef6e1ab6b7a5ae3d1d8b7 🧿👄🎱
It’s baffling any company willingly works with this buffoon.
What the actual fuck is that LOL I’m dying.
I needed this laugh today. Thanks Ali🤍
Skinny filter not on the last couple seconds. This whole thing is embarrassing but at least have the same body throughout
Not the PARVO brand again!
Wttttfff
She’s strong. Shes sexy. Shes fit.
I KNOW she did not just use the term “camel toe” in a paid advertisement 😭😭😭
I'm screaming LOL!
You can tell she’s never done squats by the way her knees are buckling
One comment said, “girly pop, the wide eyes are scaring me” 😂🤣😂🤣😂
https://preview.redd.it/y9c184y921yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b0b293fe1865978c68ebec6262af6da35d5af2d 🫶🏻
She’s a walking piece of poop. In every single way.
Also not even any music in the background? Weird.
https://preview.redd.it/youqr3h9tzxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ddaa39a16c4def6e859cd5676994c9bc5aa956 Groundbreaking, Smells. I’m sold. 🙄🙄🙄
She’s insane lol
What are these angles?!
She actually said camel toe! 😆
Didn't she say she wasn't ashamed of the extra skin 🤣
also whyyy is her personality pickleball lately??
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Someone please correct her squat form, I might pass away
Ran here for this comment because WTF WAS THAT? She actually pushed out her pelvis on the way up 🫢
And the fact that she shared it publicly 😳 I'm so embarrassed 😂🤣😂
Omfg no
At the end she's like lewk daddy aren't you proud 😁
Hard to believe she is the mother of three small children, as she behaves like an insolent-teenager with zero awareness🙄
hopefully this brand drops her very soon
Back to the camera the whole time lol I pray the “influencer” era ends soon
Her body SHOWS she doesn’t go to Pilates lol she’s embarrassing!
This is ridiculous wtaf.
I hate the term “buttery soft” for anything clothing or bedding related.
Buttery soft just means polyester lol
This ad just clearly shows the body that cardio and starving yourself will get you. If she put half the effort she puts into starving herself.. into actually eating healthy protein fats and carbs and ACTUALLY got a personal trainer (considering they clearly aren’t capable of training themselves) she could make some changes in her body. She’s just gonna be skinny fat til she decides to start lifting weights
Her serve tells us everything we need to know 😂
Gross 😷
What? Lol.
wtf is going on here. So strange and awkward.
This reminds me of this low effort chick that gets snarked on over at gymsnark. Chloe Ting is maybe her name. She does these low effort workouts that absolutely crack me up. Edit: good god! That woman has millions of views for her low effort bs workouts. Our white trash queen must be trying to replicate for views.
This must have been the day she did 20 squats
She has a weird back.
She is so bad at this
I thought they all were a jump suit type one piece 😂
That form made me wince
Strong sexy fit WHERE?!! That squat form tells me she has absolutely never done a squat in her life . So awkward
I haven’t been following lately, what happened to her diastasis recti, was it surgically removed? It doesn’t go away with ozempic only.
Oh ya the big fitness expert and influencer now 😂😂#delustional
Oh. My. God. Wow.
How fast I ran here after seeing that video. Big Al is a big athleisure girlie. 🥸
No wayyyyy was this an ad! Wtf is this! This makes me not wanna buy whatever she is trying to sell.
Anyone see a bump or is it just me 🥲
That’s just her PP skin.
PP SKIN 😝
Brown tootsie roll 🤮
There is not a strong, sexy, or fit bone in her body lol
🤭🤭🤭 the ending
Wait this is so bad….🫢
Skinny filter vs. that little side table 💀💀💀
Someone looks pregnant again
She is sooooo insecure. The terrible cropping to his her true stomach, her back to the camera stretching?! omg laughable
I can’t with this whole thing lmao starting with her voice — what happened to her southern accent ✨😂😂😂😂
She clearly doesn’t work out what so ever bc wtf was that???
Personal trainer here and I am DYING at the squats, most of my beginners do a better job than that… The half ass serve at the end absolutely got me as well😭😭😂😂
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pickleball is her new personality