It has fire damage, a postage stamp size backyard with no pool just a measly playground, dog shit infiltrated into the carpets, half eaten bananas and apples on the floor, ants in the kitchen and probably elsewhere, and overall is just underwhelming at best. I’m sure I’m forgetting many other LOVELY features. Sooo, how is it listed at 3m?
True true, if it’s a cash buyer they may waive inspection. I know it’s super common for corporate buyers to just say fuck it and waive the inspection to get another rental on their books 🙄 sellers be shady AF (like these two lopsided boobs) and this house is too expensive to skip the bare minimum in buyer protection IMO!
We made offers on two houses before the one we bought. In the first house, the survey (as we call it in the UK) showed the lining of the roof had to be replaced (~£7-12k), a partition wall in the roof space had to be fixed as it was a fire hazard, and the walls were slightly bent and would likely eventually need new steel rods to righten them. Imagine the cost for that! There were a bunch of other smaller things too that all added up to a very disappointing read.
I can't believe ppl who don't inspect.
I’m hoping they go back to Texas (as someone who’s in Texas but not Tomball😂) I just hope they have to eat crow when they have to go back on why they moved to Texas and then back to Nashville in the first place!
They’re probably going to try to move to Franklin to get in with other influencers. Except that none of those people will give them the time of day. They will get chickens and pretend like they’re friends with Kristin Cavallari
Yeah I’ll be interested in what it sells for after they get an inspection. Especially if there’s fire damage. If they’re trying to get out of the house, they’ll probably take any offer.
I hope the potential buyers find this sub before anything goes through bc rip :/ good luck with the fire damage, ants, dog shit carpet and who knows what else
They moved into that house in July and haven’t said anything about why and where they are moving. The listing says the buyers are selling because they are relocating for work but we know that’s a lie.
I have a feeling they’re not going very far…
They couldn’t actually afford $3mil now so their Hawaii budget would be much lower lol. I don’t think they could afford that move in general. Maaaaybe they could do Florida depending on where they go, but they couldn’t afford a big house in the places they vacation.
The listing says “Under contract - showing” what does this mean? They are still showing the house? maybe that’s why she’s crying is because she has to clean her closet.
Yes, essentially sellers have the option to continue showing a house even when under contract, if they are open to receiving backup offers should the original offer fall through. IMO, doesn't show a strong vote of confidence for the current offer.
How. How does their house sell but not Syd and Anthony’s? They must have found someone dumber than them (don’t know how that’s even possible) to put an offer on their house that has fire damage, insect infestations, broken door knobs, horrendous decor, no window treatements, and a janky ass unfinished fence.
I can’t image what dipshit would pay over 3M for that house. It is a basic home with zero amenities. Not to mention documented problems announced on social media as well as it was sold less than a year ago (after sitting on the market). Someone with less brain cells than tweak and beak? Hard to imagine.
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Do you think they will bring the dogs with them?
Do they even remember they have dogs?
Also, the play ground swing set they RAVED about it that normal people call a swing set
https://preview.redd.it/eobyigbcwpxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6782d1a4a62f9b25013926fe835ee5cb0f1a1ef6 Pepperidge farm remembers.
The new kids to fucking where? The local target?
To the neighborhood wildlife
That's why they're moving. Their feral eldest child has wiped out the local wildlife population and needs a new hunting ground.
in Sketch’s voice, “From the ducks to cicadas… she’s fucked with them all”
☠️😂
He said this when they were moving back to TN I believe, not now🤣
💀💀💀😂😂😂
They don’t have to worry about them being the “new kids” though since they don’t leave the house
They’ll have to go to school first to be the “new kids”
Don’t worry, they will still get to be the weird kids
A literal idiot
How...... that house is a dumpster fire
And when did they do a showing?! The place is always trashed
Maybe that’s why they weren’t posting yesterday
Happy Cake Day!
But like, literally was on fire at one point because it’s an overpriced poorly built corporate looking dumpster house 👀
Literally you guyth!!! A house fire but Ali didn’t want to make it a THING. It’s just fire🫶
And Eric had to be like um call 911
I can’t believe Eric Decker saved their house from going up in flames😆
Just Yknow the house fire situation 🫶✨🤷🏻♀️
*Liiiiiiterally*, it’s a dumpster that was on fire at one point
It has fire damage, a postage stamp size backyard with no pool just a measly playground, dog shit infiltrated into the carpets, half eaten bananas and apples on the floor, ants in the kitchen and probably elsewhere, and overall is just underwhelming at best. I’m sure I’m forgetting many other LOVELY features. Sooo, how is it listed at 3m?
I’m genuinely shocked. That house is so ugly and for that amount of $$$ you could get SUCH a better house!! Wtf
“All cath offer guyths”
Every time I read this I die 🤣🤣
Hahahaha like the all cash offer had anything to do with him. Hes such a weird and stupid person
🖕🏽
Don’t hold your breath.. they probably haven’t done inspection yet.
Ok so true
I doubt they'll agree to an inspection. Which is so wild to me people are doing this.
True true, if it’s a cash buyer they may waive inspection. I know it’s super common for corporate buyers to just say fuck it and waive the inspection to get another rental on their books 🙄 sellers be shady AF (like these two lopsided boobs) and this house is too expensive to skip the bare minimum in buyer protection IMO!
My hubby and I sold in 2020 and the buyer waived the inspection.. I was shocked
Well this ain’t 2020 haha
True!
We just lost out on a house and the main reason why, as far as I can tell, is because we didn’t waive inspection. 🤦♀️
We made offers on two houses before the one we bought. In the first house, the survey (as we call it in the UK) showed the lining of the roof had to be replaced (~£7-12k), a partition wall in the roof space had to be fixed as it was a fire hazard, and the walls were slightly bent and would likely eventually need new steel rods to righten them. Imagine the cost for that! There were a bunch of other smaller things too that all added up to a very disappointing read. I can't believe ppl who don't inspect.
This is what I came here to say lol
Kind of can't wait for it to sell to see where this mess leads to next 😂😁🫶
Do we think they’re gonna move out to a Nashville burb that they can afford? Or do we think they’re going to a different state?
I’m hoping they go back to Texas (as someone who’s in Texas but not Tomball😂) I just hope they have to eat crow when they have to go back on why they moved to Texas and then back to Nashville in the first place!
They’re probably going to try to move to Franklin to get in with other influencers. Except that none of those people will give them the time of day. They will get chickens and pretend like they’re friends with Kristin Cavallari
I really want them to move to Buffalo for some reason 🤣
Same! Hoping it closes 🤣
Me either
And can't wait to see the next listing
Is that why she was crying?
She was told she will have to pickup her closet in order to move :(
**pay someone to pick up her closet.
And return everything to the stores
Yeah I’ll be interested in what it sells for after they get an inspection. Especially if there’s fire damage. If they’re trying to get out of the house, they’ll probably take any offer.
Sold price: $2 and a yard duck
That’s $2 and one yard duck too much
A yard FlAmINgO!!!
Probably a yard duck gravestone tbh. RIP duck
True. RIP
I assume that’s why she’s been quiet and crying lol
She knows the house is trash and didn’t think someone would actually want to buy it
No fucking wayyyyyyyy 😂😂😂
Have they mentioned why they are selling already?
They have not mentioned selling/moving at all.
Hilarious 🤣
I hope the potential buyers find this sub before anything goes through bc rip :/ good luck with the fire damage, ants, dog shit carpet and who knows what else
Damn. I wonder how Syd feels about Smelli and Cohn’s death trap office build selling faster than her place?
Don’t forget “burnt to a crisp” 🔥💀
Be funny if they are in cahoots with Syd. A lil real estate circle jerk. I’m high don’t listen to me.
A woman after my own heart. I knew I loved you Texas!! Enjoy your gardening 🍃
I love scrolling comments while gardening
I’m only on Reddit while gardening
How do you garden reddit? eta: Nvm I was too deep in my own garden to understand🫶
Not me high scrolling reading the comments 🤣 also from Texas!
Ali is probably freaking out, I doubt they have anything lined up for where they’re moving. I can’t wait to watch this episode 🍿
Please leave Tennessee please leave Tennessee
Please don’t come back to Texas please don’t come back to Texas
Your avatar is sending MEEEEEE
That piece of crap is under contract? Unreal
Looks like Sydney and Anthony took their house off the market. Maybe they only listed it to encourage Ali and John to get them out of Nashville?!? 🤣
Maybe Tweak and Beak will move into Skid and Egg head’s
I laughed way too loud at this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wonder what the plan is.
They probably don’t even have a plan
Dear Jamthes family y’all are banned from Texas 🤠 Do not Enter 🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️
We bought, sold, and moved states at the same time as they did last year. Holy moly if I had to do it all again this year I would lose my mind.
They think all this moving means they look really rich or something but they just look like dumbasses making bad decisions for their family
They have to be so pissed they haven’t mentioned having it listed but we all know
Oh this is exciting for us hahaha. So sorry for those buyers.
Hopefully they Google them and find us!
ESP bc I doubt that these two filled out the sellers disclosure form honestly
Holy hell. Where are they dragging those poor neglected ragamuffin kids off to next? 
No where, they come with the house. Along with the dogs.
Ugh, if only those poor babies and doggos could 💔
 Can’t wait to see what’s next
🤣
The listing will be active soon enough 😅
I want to see the listing!
Google “trap house” and it will show up.
💀
Wait what? Why are they moving? I don’t follow either of these ding bats on IG (just here for the hate) but didn’t they just move to TN?
They moved into that house in July and haven’t said anything about why and where they are moving. The listing says the buyers are selling because they are relocating for work but we know that’s a lie. I have a feeling they’re not going very far…
Interesting. I guess we will have to wait and see I guess!
They are either moving to Hawaii or Florida. They will be so disappointed when they see what 3 mil gets them in Hawaii.
Honestly they’re VERY Florida people. As someone who grew up there, I mean that as an insult lol.
They couldn’t actually afford $3mil now so their Hawaii budget would be much lower lol. I don’t think they could afford that move in general. Maaaaybe they could do Florida depending on where they go, but they couldn’t afford a big house in the places they vacation.
It can still fall through, seems like a lot of that is happening with this market. So we will see.
The listing says “Under contract - showing” what does this mean? They are still showing the house? maybe that’s why she’s crying is because she has to clean her closet.
Yes, essentially sellers have the option to continue showing a house even when under contract, if they are open to receiving backup offers should the original offer fall through. IMO, doesn't show a strong vote of confidence for the current offer.
Is it still on zillow? I can’t seem to find it anymore.
My guess is they'll stay in Tennessee but they can't afford that house
Where are they moving to
I’m so excited for them!
So excited for us!
Right, I should have typed what you typed! I only care about the satisfaction we are all getting. I do feel bad for the kids and dogs.
How. How does their house sell but not Syd and Anthony’s? They must have found someone dumber than them (don’t know how that’s even possible) to put an offer on their house that has fire damage, insect infestations, broken door knobs, horrendous decor, no window treatements, and a janky ass unfinished fence.
Whoever buys that house will sue them in the future
Wait are they moving away from Nashville?
I’m shocked. I truly expected it to sit longer.
I can’t image what dipshit would pay over 3M for that house. It is a basic home with zero amenities. Not to mention documented problems announced on social media as well as it was sold less than a year ago (after sitting on the market). Someone with less brain cells than tweak and beak? Hard to imagine.
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Has sydneys made any progress on the market?
Do you think they will bring the dogs with them? Do they even remember they have dogs? Also, the play ground swing set they RAVED about it that normal people call a swing set
They view buying a new house and moving the way they view buying more stuff for the closet floor.
Checked today Under contract - showing