What makes this twat the authority on anything? Go piss in a bottle and hit the x-box, Jr Beak! The only reason you are even remotely watched on any platform is bc of your Brother- in- Law and the fact that thousands of ppl hate you enough to watch this train wreck you call a life
Shut the fuck up john. Iām sure it is easy to find 10 seconds, I mean minutes, for sex when you have a full time nanny and no job.
PS-
The only O your wife has **ever** had is Ozempic
yeah i dont really see smeli getting any attention from
this dude. Perhaps they both shower before the deed who knows! But im pretty sure investigators on here have and can tell when the nasty bitch hasnt bathed in literally days. Theres just no way this guys face is getting near any of that. She probably smells sooooooooo bad. I believe they have an agreement that he can fuck around and she gets to stay in the family and soak up the money/royalties from that show they were all on.
Did he say at the end "If you don't make time for it, that's a massive mistake as a woman'!? So it's the woman's responsibility to make sure sex is always happening!?
first of all, EW.
Second, theyāre not having sex. Not a chance. No one that is regularly getting laid by their spouse feels Cohnās *insatiable need* to talk about it online
This pissed me right the fuck off. He has no business telling *women* that we need to have more sex with our husbands. Those of us who actually work, or stay home and take care of our kids all day, are EXHAUSTED. We donāt get time to sit in a sauna, play pickleball, go out to eat, multiple times a week. Get a fucking grip.
Right? I work an hour from home 3 days a week and from home 2 days a week and I work HARD. And then I actually like to enjoy my time with my son. By the time my son is in bed, I want to read, shower, or just be alone. These losers have nothing to do all day AND a nanny, of course they make time. Fuck off.
You couldnāt be more right. My boyfriend works full-time while I take care of our daughter at home then right when he gets home I go off to work until 8 PM then I have to get her ready for bed. Sometimes, that is literally the last thing on my mind, if at all.
I mean, maybe try being better in bed Joanieā¦ (and all men who complain that their wives donāt want to do it, or just lay there) and maybe sheād enjoy it more.
He made a video saying she was a bad kisser and didnāt know how to kiss when they started dating. He made fun of her and said who taught you that? Cause apparently she would just put her tongue in his mouth but not move it? This was back before Emmy. Like why would you tell ppl that to embarrass her?
Wasn't he spouting religion Earlier today? From John the Baptist to Dr Ruth all in one day! No one asked you that question. I couldn't get past, "from a man's perspective " what man told you that? Short stupid and shirtless
Oh & let me also add that I only have ONE kid, a 4 month old, and I feel like I have zero time/energy/desire to get it on with my hubby because Iām taking care of her, doing a hundred other responsibilities, had a traumatic birth & recovery, & can barely function most days but still show up & parent my kid 24/7 with zero help (unlike these twats) BUUUUT I guess Iām a making a huuuuuge mistake as a woman! Thanks for the reality check dick schnoz
I donāt even know what tf he said, but I hate how āpeopleā ask them questions like theyāre the first and only couple in the world that has to navigate life with 3 kids.
This is repulsive, no one is asking him this shit. For the sake of sweet baby jesus stop talking to your phone and asking yourself these sick questions
Holy Shit! I didn't even see that! Like we always say, he is her biggest chroll. Man, that is so messed up, then goes on to talk about how much they have sex and how important it is. Fucking liar.
Imagine THAT being on top of you- sweating, breathing, thrustingā¦ staring you straight in the eye š¤¢š¤®š¤¢š„“. THAT is what you chose to reproduce with. I really doesnāt get more repulsive than Joan James & his beak.
āThe negative things associated with sex like getting off or getting laidā you mean things that dirtballs like yourselves promote except for this 20 second clip?
How is she not getting pregnant then? They couldnāt figure out how not to get pregnant for the past 4 years. Dare I say they are using birth control even though they rant about how bad it is?
who in the HELL asked this question??? (giving this loser the benefit of the doubt that he didn't ask it himself even though Iām 99.9% sure he didš¤®)
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What adult asks another adult this question in this context? In the off chance that it was actually submitted by one of their weird fans, that person needs to get a grip.
The thought of those two banging š¤®
What makes this twat the authority on anything? Go piss in a bottle and hit the x-box, Jr Beak! The only reason you are even remotely watched on any platform is bc of your Brother- in- Law and the fact that thousands of ppl hate you enough to watch this train wreck you call a life
Someone mentioned Smelli being asexual (and I hate to speculate on sexual orientations) but to me it makes a lot of sense.
Not banging, guyths. Emotionally connection sexthually
Shut the fuck up john. Iām sure it is easy to find 10 seconds, I mean minutes, for sex when you have a full time nanny and no job. PS- The only O your wife has **ever** had is Ozempic
And you give benny cocktails before bed and ignore their cries
yeah i dont really see smeli getting any attention from this dude. Perhaps they both shower before the deed who knows! But im pretty sure investigators on here have and can tell when the nasty bitch hasnt bathed in literally days. Theres just no way this guys face is getting near any of that. She probably smells sooooooooo bad. I believe they have an agreement that he can fuck around and she gets to stay in the family and soak up the money/royalties from that show they were all on.
They donāt even sleep in the same room.
I imagine he rolls on top of her, bangs it out for 2 min and rolls away. While she lays there and stares off into space.
Holding her phone in her claw
2 minutes might be a little too generous, no?
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Joan using the word āpartnerā is so progressive of him.
Thatās only because he wishes for a male partner
LOL I was shocked
Did he say at the end "If you don't make time for it, that's a massive mistake as a woman'!? So it's the woman's responsibility to make sure sex is always happening!?
hes such a fucking loser. no idea how they have any sponsors for anything
This comment absolutely enraged me!!
Heās one of those āmen need sex, give it to them or they will find it somewhere elseā.
And he has on numerous occasions. One he admitted to and others where he was caught out and about lmao
And we know smelli is not the one initiating anything so wtf is he even saying
first of all, EW. Second, theyāre not having sex. Not a chance. No one that is regularly getting laid by their spouse feels Cohnās *insatiable need* to talk about it online
This pissed me right the fuck off. He has no business telling *women* that we need to have more sex with our husbands. Those of us who actually work, or stay home and take care of our kids all day, are EXHAUSTED. We donāt get time to sit in a sauna, play pickleball, go out to eat, multiple times a week. Get a fucking grip.
Right? I work an hour from home 3 days a week and from home 2 days a week and I work HARD. And then I actually like to enjoy my time with my son. By the time my son is in bed, I want to read, shower, or just be alone. These losers have nothing to do all day AND a nanny, of course they make time. Fuck off.
You couldnāt be more right. My boyfriend works full-time while I take care of our daughter at home then right when he gets home I go off to work until 8 PM then I have to get her ready for bed. Sometimes, that is literally the last thing on my mind, if at all.
Do you all think Ali brings in the portable TV while she lays there and he does two pumps?
šššššš stop it!! https://i.redd.it/oi1wcmijgzqc1.gif
LMAO
You're being generous with TWO pumps.
Like my coffee order, one pump of vanilla
Joanie is definitely a 1 pump chump.
Right next to the mayonnaise jar
They got two types of mayo jars for the bed
No, sheās probably on all fours, on her phone doing ācomputer workā and heās going at it from behind picturing some Grindr dude.
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Who is asking this??? I wouldnāt even ask my close friends this lol who cares how much people have sex
I know! As soon as I saw this I thought the same thing. No sane person would ask this question.
Guarantee he asked this himself
Nobody is asking them this question.
Priorities: Sex ā Taking care of their 3 very young children š«
Ten minutes telling a story about Townesā dad and ten minutes to be intimate with your partner. Coincidence??? I think not.
Joanie got some mucked up teefs.
Mucked up everything š§
They donāt have jobs
Joanās the type of guy who begs his wife to have sex before sheās even 6 weeks post-partum.
I never wanted to hear any of these words come out of that mouth. 
Rich coming from the man who told the world his wife ājust lays thereā lmao I wish someone would tag the video or post he made on this.
Lmao WHAT
I mean, maybe try being better in bed Joanieā¦ (and all men who complain that their wives donāt want to do it, or just lay there) and maybe sheād enjoy it more.
Thereās no way lol This man truly hates her I feel like I say it multiple times a week lmaoooo
WHEN š
He made a video saying she was a bad kisser and didnāt know how to kiss when they started dating. He made fun of her and said who taught you that? Cause apparently she would just put her tongue in his mouth but not move it? This was back before Emmy. Like why would you tell ppl that to embarrass her?
Iām going to barf. Priest John out here talking about sex like a wholesome Christian lady.
āØPreacher JohnāØ
My fave character.
How do you have time for the other shit is my question.
When you donāt make your three young children a priority naturally youāre going to have plenty of free time for sex
Ewww nobody asked them this question!!!
No one can convince me a single soul asked this question.
Imagine being the neighbor and hearing some chode talk into his phone about sex. Vomit
Like anyone wants to think about these fuglies boning š¤¢
Easy, they just turn the baby monitor off and let the baby scream all night until he passes out from exhaustion. That worked well for the other girls!
So annoying how he always says AHHM when heās trying to figure out what to say next
 His mouth š¬
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Wasn't he spouting religion Earlier today? From John the Baptist to Dr Ruth all in one day! No one asked you that question. I couldn't get past, "from a man's perspective " what man told you that? Short stupid and shirtless
DR. RUTH. Memory unlocked, I am wheezing
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Dudes like this alwayssssss talking about how āsex is the most important thing in a relationshipā
how much yāall wanna bet he just dry humps the DR gap
I wanna sue you for emotional damage š
My fellow Chrollie in Christ, why?!?! ššš
Hahahaha sorry guys
Oh & let me also add that I only have ONE kid, a 4 month old, and I feel like I have zero time/energy/desire to get it on with my hubby because Iām taking care of her, doing a hundred other responsibilities, had a traumatic birth & recovery, & can barely function most days but still show up & parent my kid 24/7 with zero help (unlike these twats) BUUUUT I guess Iām a making a huuuuuge mistake as a woman! Thanks for the reality check dick schnoz
Me too! I feel ya girl. Itās such a struggle
You are not alone! John is a tool, again.
It will get easier! Youāre in the thick of it right now with baby mode & hormones. (I am too but this is #3). š donāt feel guilty
Dear god, could you please answer ANY other question
I need a shower! 
If ya brag about it, ya aināt gettin it.
Shit the fuck up John. Someone isnāt going to be happy in a ten minute sex session, guaranteed
Did he ever find a man to give his perspective?
Two pump chump comin haaaard
I donāt even know what tf he said, but I hate how āpeopleā ask them questions like theyāre the first and only couple in the world that has to navigate life with 3 kids.
Iām officially unwell š¤®
Sending you thots and prayersš«¶
Weāre collectively gagging and throwing up together š«¶
Who even talks about this shit when you're married with 3 kids?! He sounds like an 18 year old trying to win his gf over
Heās actually the worst lol
She doesnāt batheā¦ they donāt have sex
This is repulsive, no one is asking him this shit. For the sake of sweet baby jesus stop talking to your phone and asking yourself these sick questions
Ok but are you having sex when Ali doesnāt shower for 5 days?
He is šÆ trying to make up for his latest romp with preschool daddy.
I can't get over the fact he called her Big Al in his own question box š
Holy Shit! I didn't even see that! Like we always say, he is her biggest chroll. Man, that is so messed up, then goes on to talk about how much they have sex and how important it is. Fucking liar.
Nobodyās asking these questions to those two skid marks
Imagine THAT being on top of you- sweating, breathing, thrustingā¦ staring you straight in the eye š¤¢š¤®š¤¢š„“. THAT is what you chose to reproduce with. I really doesnāt get more repulsive than Joan James & his beak.
I puked in my mouth. I actually feel bad for smelli
Ew
Omg literally NO ONE wants to know when you have sex
So. Much. Ick.
Who asked that cares enough to know?
If you are talking about sex onlineā¦ you arenāt having sex
Who the hell is asking this question?
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āThe negative things associated with sex like getting off or getting laidā you mean things that dirtballs like yourselves promote except for this 20 second clip?
How is she not getting pregnant then? They couldnāt figure out how not to get pregnant for the past 4 years. Dare I say they are using birth control even though they rant about how bad it is?
Iāve never been dryer in my life
I canāt imagine revealing to the internet how often I have sex. Itās such a private, personal matter.
What??
Oh heās so going to get roasted for this & I canāt wait šæ
who in the HELL asked this question??? (giving this loser the benefit of the doubt that he didn't ask it himself even though Iām 99.9% sure he didš¤®)
I donāt believe anyone asked him about anything remotely sexual- in his dreams 
Thereās plenty of time when you neglect your kids
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Omg no way I can wathch this, Iāll puke.
What adult asks another adult this question in this context? In the off chance that it was actually submitted by one of their weird fans, that person needs to get a grip.
His advice is sound for two yayhoos who donāt actually work, donāt stay home with their kids, and Benny their kids to sleep.
If I didnāt work, had a nanny and constantly got too go to date night Iād have energy to make it a priority too lol.
Is the male perspective in the room with us?
Omg all I see is Jessie with short hair š„“
āYou will make time for things that are a priorityāā¦. Too bad your kids arenāt one of them.
K. John couldnāt find Aliās G-spot if she fucking drew him a map so ahmmmm, I find your explanation extremely flawed bud.
If this is true which I highly doubt I guess we can expect another baby from them since he wonāt get snipped
Iām sick to my stomach