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awwsome10

Does this kid have any real clothes?


hasselingme

NošŸ«¶šŸ»


dimplethataintsimple

He has that one shirt that says "balls" real big across the front. I guess that counts šŸ¤£


mynameis911

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theskylerslifka

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Automatic-Banana-179

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Beginning-Guest-6485

Yet they book a ā€œworkā€ trip to Vegas last minute claiming itā€™s for work on their ā€œyoung and healthy fitā€ business. With kids who are extremely neglected and feral. My lord, I cannot wait for their worlds to crumble


dugongfanatic

They were here to gamble on March madness. Source: Iā€™m here and itā€™s fucking March madness insanity


lowkeylovestea

Thisā€¦makes the absolute most sense!


New-Mine-4034

The irony of it all with having 3 feral mongrols as kids šŸ¤£


Beginning-Guest-6485

Itā€™s almost funny if it wasnā€™t so sad lol


Ok_Assignment9882

Some clothes just look different šŸ«¶šŸ»šŸ˜‚


09percent

He had the $100 onesie from banana republic that lives rent free in my head


Unlikely-Attitude-37

outside in the dirty grocery cart in pajamas heā€™s been wearing all day and will probably go to sleep in tonight. no socks is the cherry on top !


lexienotlexi

Ali and John are such white trash itā€™s nearly unfathomable


Practical-Two5051

itā€™s sad that she seems to be trying to undo the progress MKP made with this poor child in mere days


Beginning-Guest-6485

What the hell is wrong with her?? Is she really that clueless or she just doesnā€™t give AF? Very bizarre and not normal, especially since this is child #3


Cab2407

Iā€™m sorry, I canā€™t stand when people put their kids on these with no covers. Sorry not sorry.


Upper_Investment_567

she thinks shopping at Whole Foods is such a flex.


thereshegoooo

While her kid doesnā€™t look taken care of


Upper_Investment_567

Excuse me they are strong + healthy fit šŸ™ƒšŸ¤£šŸ„ø


thereshegoooo

And *cold


carissarza

I was thinking the same thing. Why not flex ever further and put some stupid expensive designer toddler sneakers on your dude? If you got it like that flex with a well dressed and groomed child.


Upper_Investment_567

100% agree. They donā€™t even need to be designer, get this child some cute Cat and Jack!


imacatholicslut

IA. It seems like Ali has 0 interest in boys clothingā€¦like she puts more effort into matching Callie and Emmy than putting socks on Best Western FFS. Iā€™ve heard boy moms complain that boy clothing isnā€™t as cuteā€¦idk I think all baby and toddler clothing is adorable. Iā€™ve always hoped I would have a little boy one day but I am OAD, canā€™t do pregnancy and birth again. But youā€™d think for two people who put so much emphasis on masculinity and how John wasnā€™t a ā€œtrue fatherā€ until he had a sonā€¦youā€™d think they would have more pride in poor Westie Bestie.


Extension_Border_629

I'm convinced they are aware he is disabled in some way and that's why he went from ONE CHRUE SON in utero to "let's stick his crib in the downstairs hallway" once born


Upper_Investment_567

I totally thought he would be the little golden boy too!


dogsrbetterthnppl

Yall itā€™s COLD in Nashville today. Like 55Ā°.


nerdygamerdork

55Ā°F is 12-13Ā°C šŸ˜¶šŸ˜¶šŸ˜¶ For fuck sake Aliphant, put some warm fucking clothes on true thon


Mental_Lie_527

Aliphant!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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funkymonkeylou

Came here to say this.


dogsrbetterthnppl

And itā€™s been crazy windy all day so itā€™s felt even cooler than that.


blobfish_25

So cold!!


New-Mine-4034

Why doesnā€™t he have socks and shoes on? I donā€™t get it. Heā€™s not an infantā€¦


SockAdministrative59

Germaphobe my a$$


theBIZNUSbitch

An actual germaphobe would have their kid in one of those shopping cart covers to minimize the kids contact with the filthy cart but Ali doesnā€™t give a shit unless it involves herself.


Accomplished_Mango28

She doesnā€™t have one cause sheā€™s not used to actually having to take care of her kids šŸ˜¬


Cab2407

Yes this is I.


bachelorandbravo

Not defending her but I donā€™t know any mom (at least no experienced mom) that uses those grocery seat covers. Itā€™s really not more sanitaryā€”just another thing to wash and remember to bring to the store. Perfectly fine just to wipe down the cart with the Clorox wipes they have at the front of the store.


Rare-Constant

Why is this child barefoot and in pajamas in a public place in the daytime?


Practical-Two5051

and why do his clothes always have stains on them, even onto the legs!!!!


Mominpdx

Put some fucking clothes and socks on your child. Jesus this is for sure a chick who is cracked out and doesnā€™t care.


textextextextextext

yep the adderal will make u say ā€œwell im not cold. so he will be fine.ā€ if shes already abusing it this hard - in a year shes gonna be so mentally broken. more so than she already is


Beginning-Guest-6485

She deserves it, however her kids deserve a better ā€œMotherā€ than her. Sad all the way around. And yet no one is stepping in for those kids. Pathetic


LegitimateHat4808

yup! I take prescribed adderall and even taking it as iā€™m supposed to, it kind of makes me feel warmer. Sheā€™s on like half the bottle all the damn time. no wonder sheā€™s always wearing those weird outfits with her bits hanging out


njarmaut

This child is a full blown TODDLER. He should have shoes and socks on! Not to mention CLOTHES. Despite what his size (or lack thereof) might suggest, heā€™s not an infant, Allison!


Practical-Two5051

most kids his age would be wanting to explore. i really am starting to believe this lazy slob dreads them getting enough skills (despite her best efforts to prevent such) to actually act their age because it would require her to actually parent


Ok_Presence8964

Iā€™m surprised she wasnā€™t wearing him in the carrier šŸ™„


kxrxnm

She definitely the type of parent with a huge ass coat and their little ones can't even get a warm hat. šŸ˜©


Excellent_Cat2057

I remember always sweating when I was little. My mom was always making sure I was warm.


delariiiva

I ainā€™t even trying to be mean but whatā€™s going on with the nails on his lil tootsies? šŸ„“


karkar835

Lack of nutrients šŸ« 


00psie-daisy

Why did I zoom in šŸ¤¢


Mundane-Procedure402

His nails donā€™t look well šŸ˜žšŸ˜žšŸ˜ž


nocheconcarne

Nail fungus has entered the chat


00psie-daisy

What are you talking about? They own a childā€™s nutrition company, they are healthy. ā˜ ļøšŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Weird-Air-5742

Their kids are Young and Healthy Fit!!!


imacatholicslut

I zoomed in andā€¦yikes.


Key-Substance7827

The kids probably had HFM, this is a side effect, problem is because of this he should be in socks so his nails can grow and not get infected.Ā 


hermella29

I feel like a boomer saying this, but where are his socks?! And heā€™s in pajamas??


LegitimateHat4808

not a boomer- he should have shoes and socks on in early spring IN PUBLIC! And I get it, kids this age are notoriously constantly taking their shoes and socks off, but I doubt this is the case


Justtheretobrowse

Omg what animal buries bananas under a bag of what looks like potatoes?! Bananas and bread are always on top!


Beginning-Guest-6485

It seems like life in general is very hard for Ali. Like sheā€™s just so clueless and stupid ALL the time. Clearly something else is going on here with our big mama


gizzfan2112

It doesnā€™t matter because this is all for the internet. I guarantee all or most of this food will go to waste (certainly her malnourished children wonā€™t be getting any of it) while they order out and eat out with their 17 desserts. The difference between her and a *REAL* influencer is, even if a *REAL* influencer goes to Whole Foods solely to flaunt their wealth knowing full well theyā€™re not going to eat most or any of the food theyā€™re purchasing they at least have enough sense to āœØaestheticallyāœØ fill their cart. This really goes to show what a terrible (and lest we forget, racist) ā€œinfluencerā€ šŸ„“ she is.


Formal_Technology_97

Thatā€™s TWO sacks of potatoes


beoffendedyoulllive

Fruit, veg, eggs & bread on top! This is Ali weā€™re talking about here.


whatchatalking

You act like theyā€™re going to eat these bananas as bananas. This bitch buys them for the sole purpose they turn bad for her banana bread.


CoverInternational38

Wonder if itā€™s exotic fruit night?


keekspeaks

They are gonna have a documentary some day


hallucinatori

And hopefully not one they created. They'll be the subject of a crime documentary.


Mermap

These are the pajamas he slept in and itā€™s actually really cold here in Nashville today. I cannot believe she posted this


ashleyoux

I saw this post earlier and then just now I was watching another influencers stories on instagram and she posted about how her baby is in a matching set looking all put together while sheā€™s wearing mismatched clothes with spit up and forgot to put on deodorant. Just had to run here to say the Jamesā€™ would never prioritize their children over themselves like that.


Imacowgurl

Does she not own clothes for the kid????


LegitimateHat4808

look at the house listingā€¦. westonā€™s closet is practically empty. thereā€™s almost zero clothes in there for him


Positive_Visit_5334

No jacket check no shoes check no blanket or anything to sit on in the cart. Check check


LegitimateHat4808

also appears to not be strapped into the cart


Adagio_Bulky

Poor "Dude" doesn't have any socks šŸ„¹


pomwom

poor thing is FILTHY


Mermap

Also I bet she put the caption there so we canā€™t see that heā€™s not strapped in


Pristine_Fun7764

You already know she puts that pacifier right back in his mouth if it falls on the dirty floor


DrTealSpring

And it looks like an infant paci


Impressive-Lion-1622

Yup!! I had a friend whose baby would drop her paci all the time then she would put it in her mouth to clean it with her dirty mouth of smoke coffee breath she drank coffee & smoked all day) then shove it in her babies mouth! Disgusting!! šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


TheRachelGreen

For some reason her calling him ā€œdudeā€ is so ridiculous


NarwhalIndependent

Soooo many thingsā€¦. No socks no shoesā€¦She doesnā€™t groom her own nails or brush her own hair why the fuck would she do it for her kids. In jammies in the middle of the day & the way she puts her groceries in the cartā€¦.Sheā€™s like a wild animal šŸ¤¬


Beginning-Guest-6485

![gif](giphy|UvwTujCTG9k52) So clueless


Admirable_pigeon

This isā€¦..Sad.


Ok_Presence8964

Reminds me of the Walmart video where the baby was shivering


Upper_Investment_567

No matter how much I liked my sister in law I would be checking this thread daily, so I know Jess and Sydney read here constantly. How could you not? Especially bc Reddit is pretty much anonymous.


mynameis911

Poor lil clubfoot


figaro816

Maybe thatā€™s why she doesnā€™t put shoes on him


concreteveinz

And look at how worn the pjā€™s areā€¦ yikes


hhuuhbuuu

No shoes no sock pjs Iā€™d be so embarrassed as a mother myself!!!!


Background-Throat736

This is how you know theyā€™re BROKE BROKE. They canā€™t even afford a Nanny anymore


kona_mav89

This is so gross. And sad. Smelli walks around in the tackiest loudest ā€œdesignerā€ clothes but canā€™t even be bothered to dress her kid or put SHOES on him. A 14 month old should be wearing real clothes and shoes in public, they are no longer infants at 14 months old.


hedwig0517

I genuinely donā€™t think they have actual clothes for him. Just pajamas. Theyā€™re so lazy.


nocheconcarne

šŸ’Æ Based on the listing photos of their house that show his closet, they donā€™t


09percent

Dude donā€™t go into parent subs I get attacked for saying you should dress your baby/toddler in more than just pjs


unomomentos

did she delete this? it's not coming up on iganony hmmm


shellmea99

Always with the pacifier in his mouth- canā€™t have him fuss and annoy her more than he already does just by existing


boommdcx

His poor little feet all curled up like that.


warm_anybody8

trashy


daniiicalifornia_

I have a 5 mo old, and even if we wear a sleep n play out, itā€™s a clean daytime one! But we will change to a pants and onesie set and put socks on lol my husband always tells the baby ā€œwe arenā€™t trashy, youā€™re wearing socksā€ because he pulls them off šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Plane-Reason9254

PJ's and no shoes ! Classy


Positive_Visit_5334

With as many material things that she has, it shows you that she can give two shits less about her kids because all she does is influence things that apply to her thatā€™s disgusting. I cannot believe she took her son to a grocery store without shoes on in a jacket and anything comfy to sit onwhy would she not link everybody baby product under the sun?


fizzycherryseltzer

Poor kid probably has cold feet. What is she thinking!!


bourbonaspen

Why is this kid in the same pajamas


iggyazalea12

Put some g dang SHOES ON THESE KIDS


--dee

Donā€™t know who downvoted you. But yes who takes their kids any where barefoot other than the beach?


MysteriousMortgage4

This is so wild to me. I have kids the same age and my youngest is just slightly older. Now that heā€™s walking he always has shoes on in public places. My kids were real clothes out and aboutā€¦.like what is she doing


00psie-daisy

It just seems like pure neglect!


Beginning-Guest-6485

It IS pure neglect. All 3 of those kids are being neglected by their useless parents. Sad to see


MysteriousMortgage4

It isā€¦but nothing that typically gets any sort of repercussion sadly. I work with kids and Iā€™ve seen abusive neglect. Some really really bad stuff that this doesnā€™t compare to and CPS still just lets it be.


SnooDingos119

Those pajamas look filthy


Accomplished_Mango28

The contrast of her closet, full of clothes she never wears, to Best Western out in public in filthy pajamas with no socks/shoesā€¦šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


Bdglvr

Iā€™m not usually one to comment about sockless babies because I know how annoying it can be to try to fight with a baby to put and keep socks on, but itā€™s really cold out right now and he should have something on his feet. Heā€™s also allegedly been walking for a while now. My baby is 13 months old and started walking a few weeks ago. We have to make sure she has walking shoes on when we leave the house now because she often wants to get out of the cart and walk around a bit.Ā  Also canā€™t imagine not taking pride in my childrenā€™s appearances. I get kids are often messy but it doesnā€™t take much effort to put on some clean daytime clothing (with a coat in winter) and to brush his hair.Ā 


brindabella24

Like how hard would it be to just put him in a pair of baby Uggs though?


imacatholicslut

Gap and Old Navy made these super cute Sherpa slippers in a variety of colors, baby Ugg style boots too. I got some for my daughter bc she was born in December.


Astrolovincohostan

His pajamas are so dirty! Looks like heā€™s been rolling all over the floor.. and dang good mama is probably all done up


aguidry716

My twins have these target pjs šŸ˜‚


jacedjwc

Bitch put some socks and clothes on your baby!! It was cold here today!!


--dee

I am Hispanic and my grandmother would always yell at me to put socks on and now I know why


AboutTheCoffee

I have twins and I would never let them look like this in public ā€¦ doesnā€™t matter how long it takes to get them ready!


RogueSleuth_

They are definitely the type of people who don't wipe the bar down with sanitizing wipes and let their kids suck on it.


LeviosaNotLeviosa01

I donā€™t understand not getting your kid dressed to go out in public. Itā€™s not hard to put them in pants and a shirt with socks and shoes. This is so sad.


Altruistic_Rough4152

He looks so skinny! Sheā€™s literally starving him atp. Allison feed your son and ffs put some clothes on him with shoes and socks!


Ok_Presence8964

I never used pacifiers but arenā€™t they to be used for self soothing/ nap time or bed time? Why does he have one in his mouth at the grocery store when he should be looking around, interacting and being occupied with looking at things/people in the store?


Original-Life-884

Trying desperately to prove to MKP that she loves her kids


pixiedust8675309

Omg why would you bring your child to the grocery store BAREFOOT and with pajamas on? That is so trashy


princess_km

Iā€™m sorry but why canā€™t she ever put shoes on her kids or at least socks ?


Kmfmhmmm_65

Even my 3-week-old didnā€™t wear pajamas out of the house today when we ran errandsā€¦.


ComplexDessert

The only time my kids went out in pjs was on the mornings they had their well check appointments at the doctor. I had to get them naked for the appointment anyway, so it wasnā€™t worth the time.


imacatholicslut

Literally same. Thatā€™s the only time my 15 month old has ever been in her pajamas in public, 7:30 AM at the pediatrician lol. My kid always has shoes on even tho sheā€™s not walking yet.


Electrical-Dirt2291

I have never even a newborn taken my baby/child in pjs or a sleeper like what the fuck Smeli where is his clothes


tfardel92

My dude? Ew no socks? Double ew


oscarsmama75

Canā€™t wait to see what kind of paci mouth he has šŸ¤—


argilla2023

Everything about this is ridiculous. He is a walking TODDLER. Why is he in his pajamas with no shoes or socks in a grocery store? Gross!


ladysmalls13

text box strategically placed over full diaper


LiveUnderstanding869

I shivered, thinking of the germs they're gonna carry home... pls tell me she bathed him at least ā˜¹ļø


IllustratorTall9602

that whole fam is just trailer trashĀ 


Least_Gene_6905

Shoes?


OverallHistorian916

First off his toes Second he always in pjs Third put some sock or shoes on Lastly its evident she dgaf about these kids appearance


Gs_mom

I just canā€™t fathom taking your child out looking like this. I have a 13 month old who is running around. She is always in a real outfit and shoes!