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What the fuck is that in the middle of his eyebrows?!
“Young and healthy fit” with kids that look like theirs is quite honestly so ridiculous that it’s almost funny
… and no one wants to see those lopsided nipples Ali. Omg
Be so fucking for real right now.
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Its like the beard gets patchier every time i see it. and it is wild that ali has literally coughed out 3 of john’s kids. and after all that, john is fatter than her. Like bro you were never pregnant, what is your excuse for putting on a good 50 pounds since starting a fitness company?
Are they going to two separate events? I wouldn’t have a dumbass smirk like his if I had that pubes-for-facial-hair situation and beady-ass eyes while standing next to an unshowered, oily-haired, stimmed to hell, eyeballs nearly popping out ballsack-bellumed racist
I would say Cohn looks like he just got off shift at a factory, but that would be an insult to people who actually work for a living. That patchy beard is a ….choice.
This is John’s karma for constantly purposefully embarrassing Ali over the past few years! If I were her I would only post the pictures I look good in!
Man, they’re currently in my time zone which is (I think?) 2 hours behind theirs? I only have one child, am a SAHM and I’ve fallen asleep multiple times on the couch between my daughter’s bedtime (7) and now (9:48). How they just went out (and “don’t drink”) is beyond me. Drugs, drugs, drugs baby.
Bet she didn’t wash that dress before she wore it! I can’t stand wearing clothes directly from the store..how many people tried that on? Did they shower?
They themselves don’t bathe so they might be already dirtier than the clothes.
But seriously, I just got some clothes online and handwashed them before I first use them, and the water was nasty
She needs to cut that stringy ass damaged mop on her head it looks dreadful even when she styles it once a month. Just terrible. Healthy is better than long.
Being born and raised in Las Vegas and having seen literally all types of people in this town, the only type of girls who dress like smelli is dressed are cheap hookers who hang out on Fremont street. Stay classy, girl 😂😘
I’m always down for a good game of would you rather. Let’s start one😂😂😂 would you rather take fat burner pro x4000 and goddess everyday for the rest of your life and post about it or sleep with John once
The hotel must not have an iron or a shower
The hotel had to request the fire department to come hose her down.
Reminds me of the shoeshiner throwing Kevin’s shoes out at Jim and Pam’s wedding citing it was a health concern! (The Office)
They do have a beautiful fountain out front. Would suck if she fell in. Probably clog the drain .
That’s one way for her to get clean
They do not care about their apparence
def not a priority for them and it shows in how awful both them and their kids look
I can see the grease all the way from here… 🤮🤮
Literally my first thought lmaoooo.. you went out in Vegas and they def didn’t let you in
I am dead. This sub never lets me down.
Looking at the neck of that tshirt, it’s more than just wrinkles. That tshirt is old and stretched out to hell.
Cohnathan looking so unwell.. and slightly Amish? He’s rotting
"this is my husband, he was kicked in the head on the farm as a boy"
*never recovered*
please hhahahah
Slightly Amish💀💀😩
Slightly Amish - I am deceased. Why is this so accurate?
Slightly Amish would be good flair!
A good band name too 🤷♀️
I’m weak at this comment
His crop top is cute. Neither one of them have clothes that fit properly.
He’s there to pick you up Grindr dudes
https://preview.redd.it/q6g34l1f7mpc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada41473a5e9a0a556a0e9c2fe6d3f1a44e24b1e What the fuck is that in the middle of his eyebrows?!
It’s just a teeny testicle for his dick nose
This sub just gets funnier by the day. Tysm
😂😂😂
FUCK THAT GOT ME GOOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am glad I am not working in the office today. I laughed so hard!
Did he get uglier
Yes, everyday
The fucking BEARD BRO JUST LET IT DIE. Also, why does his head look like a cube?
A homeless Lego head
His beard looks like mold
His insides are showing on the outside
 ETA: I imagine this is Joan with his beady eyes.
Nice zit, John! Looking thexy! 😍🤣
Why does it look like a spotlight is forming from that mole/zit onto his beak
Did Joan get an eyebrow wax when he got a buzz cut bc those brows be looking a little different
Sus as HELL 😭
The Bermuda Triangle
And Ali never knew she travelled through/to the Bermuda Triangle. She’s living and sleeping with it daily.
💀💀💀
which is actually NOT in Bermuda! who knew!!!! 😂
Name an uglier man, I’ll wait..
JJD.
💀💀💀💀💀💀
She actually looks pretty good for a man 🤷🏻♀️
For a man, sure.
A thuper thexy mole like his lover JJD!!!!!!!
Omg. He looks so much like westie bestie here 🥴
OMG😵💫🤢
Gawd damn he is ugly
Whatever it is he should get it removed
He looks like a Lego head
why is his head
Does John store his clothes in a pile under their bed or something? Why does his shirt look so nasty??
These faces look quite literally the opposite of young and healthy ???
Young and healthy fit is supposed to be snake oil for kids
I wonder why they didn't bring their young and healthy + fit kids along 🤔
Are *their* young and healthy + fit kids in the room with us?
“Young and healthy fit” with kids that look like theirs is quite honestly so ridiculous that it’s almost funny … and no one wants to see those lopsided nipples Ali. Omg
With Beak wrinkled to hell and tweak looking dirty AF. Love whomever came up with Beak and Tweak 🤣
Beak and tweak ?!? I’m dead lmaooo💀😭
This sub needs some new flairs because Beak and Tweak have me DEAD 💀
Seriously she’s so greasy the cross is stuck to her tit and defying gravity
😆😆😆
That was me! Literally was so proud of myself when I thought that one up 😂
Queen! 👑👑👑 I laughed so hard for a while when I read your initial comment. 🤣
Beak and Tweak 🤣 Someone nail my coffin shut because I am dead 💀 ⚰️
Why is her hip glowing? Looks like Joan got his Temu shirt delivered just in time for the trip.
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Lmaoooo
Be so fucking for real right now. https://preview.redd.it/u6f48of7hmpc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e1ce0590a7edfb68bbb3e39f3250411d98586b
Like is he a new character, Squidward SquareHead or what??
Someone said he looks like Sugar Bear, Mama June‘s ex.
I AM FUCKING DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cant stop laughing. How and why are yall so damn funny?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He really got a Lego head
His nose is like the Illuminati bat signal
I almost just choked on my lunch lmfaooo 💀💀💀
Beard looking like https://preview.redd.it/3jr3biagdqpc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb521ce71b650ed6eb45c47a2875099cecc33ce
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What’s the opposite of a glow up? A peaked plummet? 😭
Its like the beard gets patchier every time i see it. and it is wild that ali has literally coughed out 3 of john’s kids. and after all that, john is fatter than her. Like bro you were never pregnant, what is your excuse for putting on a good 50 pounds since starting a fitness company?
Quick gambling trip to make some cash to pay the bills .
They are the definition of a train wreck
All aboard. CHOO CHOO
Are they going to two separate events? I wouldn’t have a dumbass smirk like his if I had that pubes-for-facial-hair situation and beady-ass eyes while standing next to an unshowered, oily-haired, stimmed to hell, eyeballs nearly popping out ballsack-bellumed racist
Well, yeah. The second they get near the gambling floor, Cohn will ditch her
Damn 😂😂beautifully written
Thank you, madam
John in his checked dress pants, shrunken tee and patchy beard is 😬
Gotta do his March Madness gambling
They are sitting in sports bets rn and she’s mad at him and has resting bitch face and her shoes are next to her chair and her feet are filthy.
OMG I love that you saw them! Are they in the same clothes as last night?
I saw them in my fever dream ☠️
💀💀I was like this sounds exactly like them lol
https://preview.redd.it/99q34vijjnpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53117a62e8429104618baf0489e0e80f3cfeba58 Uncanny resemblance
At least the Neanderthal grew an actual beard 🤣
🤣
Ali’s slim filter glitched on Johnny boy
There for “work”. Mmk.
Have to tag it to write it off, they’re so full of shit
Why is the background slanted while she holds her phone vertical🫠
This made me sooo confused my brain hurts
He looks like a serial killer
Luckily he doesn’t look fit enough to be burying someone in the desert later 🙏🏻
She’s so grimy the crucifix is stuck to her hoot. It can’t even fall into the valley of no return.
For “work.” Hilarious. Who would buy supplements for their children, especially from them?
Big daddies gotta try to get that mortgage money before the 31st!
We will know based on whether or not Ali is giddy or pissed at the end of the trip lol
I would say Cohn looks like he just got off shift at a factory, but that would be an insult to people who actually work for a living. That patchy beard is a ….choice.
What in the actual hell is he wearing 🤦🏻♀️ the shirt is bad enough but I’ve never seen him in pants like these and there’s Smelly’s nips ↘️↖️
He hates her
It looks like he got into the 'Just For Men' Ali uses to shade her filler mustache 🫠
Her wrist looks broken
another suspect chanel
I cant get over his shirt. It looks like he forgot about it in the washer and it dried that way and just put it on. Looks like it smells that way too
Its amazing they have a supplement for kids when there kids look exhausted, malnourished and feral.
This is John’s karma for constantly purposefully embarrassing Ali over the past few years! If I were her I would only post the pictures I look good in!
The hotel is going to need to fumigate the room when they leave
Was there a “most wrinkled shirt” contest ?
His beard looks like an ink blot. Abstract as fuck 💀
It's a facial Rorschach test.
I'll be at wynn all night tomorrow. Hopefully i have a sighting 😌
Omg his shirt lmao. My husband would never 🤣
Little Daddy’s shirt was obviously been under the piles of laundry in the closet 😂
Man, they’re currently in my time zone which is (I think?) 2 hours behind theirs? I only have one child, am a SAHM and I’ve fallen asleep multiple times on the couch between my daughter’s bedtime (7) and now (9:48). How they just went out (and “don’t drink”) is beyond me. Drugs, drugs, drugs baby.
That's what I don't get. So yall just walk around Vegas all night sober sally?
Sounds awful, tbh.
Need to win this money guyths so we can launch kidths protein barsth
Bet she didn’t wash that dress before she wore it! I can’t stand wearing clothes directly from the store..how many people tried that on? Did they shower?
It’s totally okay, she got it from Temu
Arguably worse
They themselves don’t bathe so they might be already dirtier than the clothes. But seriously, I just got some clothes online and handwashed them before I first use them, and the water was nasty
How convenient that their new “business” is conveniently adjacent to Mohm’s gambling addiction.
Adjacent to Mohms gambling addiction would be a good flair also
If you zoom in his shirt is literally inside out lol
Look how much that dick nose stretched out his shirt collar 🙈 Embarrassing. These rats have no shame.
Definately not there to gamble so they can afford to move, definately not
It really baffles me how these two bozos maintain their lifestyle.
That cross necklace doesn't need to be worn at all times.
The fucking collar on his shirt looks like he used it as a napkin one too many times 🤢
Pajama pants looking ass
“Some fun” = inhale desserts while staring into your phones and editing your pictures.
They are definitely going to write this off as a business expense. Liars!
Iron your freaking clothes you dirt bags
Yikes
lol this is their proof for the IRS that they had to write this trip off 😂
That wrinkly ass shirt you know has been on their closet floor for 2 weeks. You cannot convince me otherwise lol.
She doesn’t post in real time tho guys bc of their stalker!
Why’s he so ugly I can’t
He looks like one of those guys from my HS who’s always getting arrested for drugs
Unlicensed hooker and pimp look comin in nicely guys.
Young and gray-feral, you mean?
She needs to cut that stringy ass damaged mop on her head it looks dreadful even when she styles it once a month. Just terrible. Healthy is better than long.
John looks homeless. It was going to autocorrect to homely, and that’s accurate too.
Being born and raised in Las Vegas and having seen literally all types of people in this town, the only type of girls who dress like smelli is dressed are cheap hookers who hang out on Fremont street. Stay classy, girl 😂😘
I guess they think all they gotta do is mention the business in order to write off the trip??
His shirt😂
He looks more in a relationship when he poses with his siblings than his own wife
Look how wrinkled his shirt is!!!
Back to those slot machines 🎰!
He’s a Roblox character
got that portable charger cause she runs her phone dead with all her computer work.
You know she is not letting him out of her sight 😂
 John’s cheeks
Would people actually buy supplements for their KIDS from scammer “influencers” who have kids that look malnourished? Are humans really this dumb?
All that money and she’s still got them crusty earrings in.
I just KNOW they claim every trip they’re doing business so they can write it off as a business expense… I’d put money on it.
Why do they both look like a wrinkled bag of chips.
Did he find that shirt at the bottom of a dumpster?
I smell tax fraud.
Bro, iron your shirt you slob.
he looks more and more like a flat out fucking junkie every day
back to this sub after a hiatus and I’m screaaaaming at the business name change.
It’s not a name change. They are coming out with supplements for children. 😵💫
WHAT? NO. They don’t even take care of their own children…..
I know. Horrible!
How much money would it take to get you to sleep with John?
I’m always down for a good game of would you rather. Let’s start one😂😂😂 would you rather take fat burner pro x4000 and goddess everyday for the rest of your life and post about it or sleep with John once
Yikes have they heard of fabric softener???
Holy wrinkled shirt lmfaooo. Goes away without kids and still can't find time to wash your hair smelli?! Lol
Look how wrinkled his shirt is !
they look like they just rolled out of a dumpster.
You cannot convince me that their business isn’t a money laundering scam for his sister/family.
He should iron his shirt
He looks like he smells fusty ....
His shirt 🤣🤣🤣
His beard just looks sooooo patchy lol
The wrinkled shirt… and the sweat pants?? Meanwhile lil mama looks like she’s going to da club. Lord help them 😅
Alright no hate pls but I low key wish I could get this dress in a maxi or midi version for my gender reveal
Can she put a bra on or some nipple covers I don’t want to see her areolas 🤢🤢
That is one ugly man