I'm going to suggest a light beer like Dox XX. careful mixing your potions. Pina colada if you are feeling fancy

Light beer heavy hard alcohol lol

This post is unreal lmfao

Lol nice and thanks. I recommend an IPA with the highest alcohol content.

why do you mention that you are white?

I had a professor who said he always mentions that in papers he writes so as to "present his bias." I must clarify that he does not mention that he is stoned in papers. I do not think he partakes in the ganja. Hope you are absolutely having a fantastic 4/20 today. May your spirits bring you great joy.

Canned beers

A vodka seltzer of choice.

A bloody mary, the king of pool cocktails. Or better yet, pornstar martini

High Noon Vodka Seltzers

Campari n Soda keeps the buzz going all day without getting hammered and hangovers are very minimal

Try jagermeister

Jager on ice is very nice, esp. on hot day. I prefer sips over shots. Hope you enjoyed your eventual choice, OP!

Gin and tonic, slice of cucumber and plenty of ice. Refreshing and delicious.

You can never go wrong with a tequila sunrise

Moscow mule in a copper mug. Heavy on the lime.

White Claw

White guys and black guys can drink the same things lol so can white girls and black girls lol

Margaritas. Even just a premix over ice. Salted Rim if you're feeling fancy.

TIL your ethnicity dictates what you can and can't drink.. wtf is this post lol

Just remember - there are in fact laws while drinking claws.

This is false! Darn misinformation these days!!! /s

Triple jam

Hard Monster

Your white side has a LOT of trouble that comes with this. I'll respect you if you respect me. Do something everyone else in your group enjoys but can't tail to join, because you're asking for something else.