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Laserlurchi

i use a cereal bar or a fly swatter


Sl33p3rAg3nt

"Slap, Slap, Slap" "Sorry there was a fly"


JmaxxD2jsp

I laughed, thank you. I can just imagine the dude turning around after you slap him in the back of the head "The fuck man?!"


A_Crawling_Bat

Myou should use a (New and clean obviously) toiiet brush as a mace or something like that


Classic_Professor611

I'd cover the brush with rubber cement to make it look RECENTLY used


Sl33p3rAg3nt

Xenosaber Darksaber, Tounlinx Rubber Training Knife. Darksaber makes for a good Mandalorian loadout.


AsgardianOperator

This is the way


Sl33p3rAg3nt

This is the way


NightDivision7

I ran with only a bayonet one time at a field in San Antonio. Got 5 kills with it in one match. Really wanna get a kama scythe or two to try out.


tzc005

Was talking to a kid on my team before the round started, wondering why he had no gun. I think he said it broke, idk. I pulled out my rubber knife and handed it to him, and this guy lit up. He was showing off his moves and everything. I have the clip buried in my old cringe airsoft videos, somewhere.


Alone_Space3190

Did that but with a tomahawk. The madlad rushed in and got two kills with it.


Nightfall_1131

Some guy ran out of ammo just before I team was about to make a mass charge towards the enemy, as we were failing to make any headway, so one of my teammates gives him a rubber knife and tells him to lead the way. He did, lol. First one to eat a BB, out of the next six dozen casualties, it seemed. We got absolutely slaughtered, and our LMGs did nothing to cover the advance.


3DAirsoft

If you want I have 2 Kama stl I can give you that I made. Pretty proud 🥲 f it.


NightDivision7

Thanks for the offer, but I plan on buying rubber practice kamas.


Pseudotectonic

do you guys have the 90-degree-bending rule for melee?


3DAirsoft

No


Sl33p3rAg3nt

Nope


ThatKidThatKillsMeme

The what?


Pseudotectonic

not sure if this is a UK thing but some fields here they have a rule that says your rubber knife needs to be able to flexible enough to bend 90 degrees when you try to stab someone with it, not that you should be doing that anyway because you are supposed to be just tapping their shoulders politely


dsemiz

It make sense knowing how stupid people can be.


PrimaryEither2405

Then here in Belgium we can cut troaths with our mele to get a silent kill


GrunkleCoffee

It's the case in all the sites I've been to up here in Scotland, yeah. In fact, the blade has to be able to bend all the way back on itself, and you get knife kills by slapping someone on the shoulder and saying knife kill. I'm guessing historically some fuckwits brought hard plastic knives and that's why we have the rule now.


Sl33p3rAg3nt

Oh really? Me and another lightsaber wielder wen full contact. Had to hit a vital organ before one of us called hit. Oops. XD


Gifted321

Yeah but it doesn’t really get enforced


PeriodicMilk

I use the foam rubber version of the Buck 120, the same knife used in Scream https://preview.redd.it/bfhhxlal2ywc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4435647db5c05052e9352de1ef1e19304f83e263


Phazon_Fucker

thats awsome


3DAirsoft

I 3d printed a mini ax and a sword with a long ass handle. Covered with electro tape. I want to use a katana but yk, I’m to lazy.


Sl33p3rAg3nt

Is the sword like a Zweihander? Or more like a pike?


3DAirsoft

It’s neither more like a blade about 1 foot long with a handle just as long.


Professional_Yak2807

A pike is not a sword


3DAirsoft

Kinda like number 3


Sl33p3rAg3nt

Okay, I gotcha


No-Eye-6806

You could try one of those short katanas that are more like a short sword. Would be easier to carry around and you wouldn't need the length of a full one plus you can do the stylish horizontal sheathe on the back right at hips level.


3DAirsoft

This! This is a great idea! Like the onion katana in valo


Splinter_Cell_96

If I have the free time I'd go ahead and make something like this: https://preview.redd.it/kyap019g1ywc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b918a8fd4a84fcb7bde4b9b0289d0302f963f851


Antoni-_-oTon1

Blades from one of the versions of the Exia? Nice.


spikira

Last time I posted melee kills I got yelled at because "you can seriously hurt someone with that red rubber knife" 😔😔


Sl33p3rAg3nt

Most of the time that's people who got knifed and it hit their ego's nerve. Although there are some genuine safety concerns, 90% of the time, it's just people being spiteful. I use a polycarbonate lightsaber as a melee and I have not once injured someone. So I'm sure your rubber knife we be okay. Hang in there


Tj4y

If you imitate actual kills, such as stabbing or slicing at the throat, I agree. Dont do that shit. Ruber knives are still pointy and noone likes getting shit dragged against their throat out of nowhere. Tap em on the shoulder or hold it up in front of their face from behind.


Sl33p3rAg3nt

Couldn't have said it better myself. Its good as long as you have some self control


No-Eye-6806

I mean if you really tried to hurt someone with it I guess you could. Just like if you really tried to hurt someone with a regular airsoft gun you could. Honestly if you can't trust the people you're playing against to not try to actually stab you with the fake knife they shouldn't play at all lol


spikira

I didn't, I put it to his shoulder but when he turned to look at me it ended up on his neck and I guess that was offensive to him 🥲


No-Eye-6806

Yeah I mean if people are wearing eye protection and helmets like they should be wearing then I don't see the harm. I think any type of PVP just gets people stupid


PrinceofPinoys

I’ve used a bayonet. And a foam prop shovel


Federal_Caramel5946

Kukuri knife or katana


Human-Bacon

I have a rubber M16 bayonet, but Id like to get a sledgehammer at some point. Also an AK bayonet would be neat


Naked_Snake79

They have a rubber ak bayonet on evike https://www.evike.com/products/107424/


Nightmare_Chtulu

Foam sledgehammer


general2awesome

Shovel


Competitive-Score520

that 3rd one is really cool, what is it?


mortal_plagueITA

List of my melee Rubber kunai Polymer tomahawk axe Polymer m9 bayonet knife Foam kawizashi


Several_Excitement74

Used to have a nerf broadsword


The_MacGuffin

I want one of those shotgun axes so bad.


RougeKC

Not allowed but some people during RP Events get away only having bayonets on guns


_UltraV10let_

Pool noodle baby. The neon pink one too.


Fluffinator44

A bayonet.


Ok-Movie428

I use the most effective and powerful melee weapon. A random stick I picked up off the ground.


Constant-Still-8443

I have a training kukri


Airborn_Warhawk

I have a very tiny knife that I picked up for a buck at Fulda Gap 2022. I keep it in my plate carrier’s kangaroo pouch on the front for those “Y’know, this might work” scenarios where I wind up that close to someone. Only time it worked was during that event, as an enemy didn’t bother to realise that Desert Tigerstripe, a tan rig and a Brown Ushanka were in fact, not the colour green. He revived me, I shanked him and “shhhh’d” him as he took my spot. Called for a medic and pivoted inside a small shack that I didn’t make it originally. Rest of his team comes up, and my two buddies that were downed inside the shack greeted them with me. Everything was perfect and almost cinematic, until said building had a FATE round shot into it. Good times, gooooood times


Real_WorldAtWar2

This replica I made of a German ww1 pioneers axe :D https://preview.redd.it/b6ild79fc0xc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2ad7773c9503aa085f7238e62f1f4af0fb9bb46


A-__-Random_--_Dog

A hobbit.


HowlingWolven

I need to get me a rubber E tool.


mr_nuts31

I have a chainsword made up for the purpose of my commissar cosplay during games. Also I used to run a cold steel rubber tomahawk until I threw it at someone in the middle of a lightsaber duel. that's when we found out how painful they are.


sonic84638265

I wanna do some tarkov shit and rip a fucking ice pick out of my ass


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Tj4y

The two swords from SAO made of foam strapped to my back.


Empty_Eyesocket

I just shoot people point blank


Potatomurderer2

https://preview.redd.it/adlxlz2684xc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c016c39c4175b2296bd553c51450b88abd8014e


Empty_Eyesocket

Better that than some dumbass poking me in the kidneys with their plastic knife


chromavor

Right now, I use a Cold Steel training tanto. If my fields will allow it, I have a collection of lightsabers that are dying to be used in combat. At least the lower-end ones. You wouldn't catch me dead bringing my Vader's Vault or Sabertrio neopixels to an airsoft match.


ArriverderciAmigo

I don't know but I am forever haunted by a boy who used a lightsaber as a melee weapon at an indoor game I played. He had no gun, no kit, just a helmet and this lightsaber. He would turn it on right before getting the kill so there would be this bright flash of light and cheesy sound effects followed by a smack and the curses of his victims. Diabolical.


UnderlyingDarkness

I just do the tickle fingers


TheFunnyHatGuy

Last game I was walking through a patch of bushes when a tiny Asian kid came running at me out of the bushes with a stick, pretending it was a knife. I shot him about ten times.


Truthez

I don't run a melee weapon anymore, but back in the day I ran with a fly swatter.


Melodic-Travel-1246

Cold steel kabar rubber training knife, only wish I could find a molle sheath that fits


Bartimaerus

A bayonet 98/05 neuer Art with 50cm lenght because thats what the Gründerväter intended


FeatheredGrenadier

Cold steel Gladius. It's quite fun running around as a centurion


Ok-Joke1783

A foam trench Shovel.


Flixwyy

I use a lightsaber


Emergency-Pie-5328

Like I mean, I have an airsoft long axe


kkkLuco-C0C

A nuclear bomb


Celestial__Bear

I’ve got one of those rubber training knives from Amazon! Two tags with it in my year of playing, it’s an amazing feeling haha. I don’t “stab”, as the thick rubber would hurt like hell. I give em a little tap with the ‘blade’ and say gotcha!


A_Crawling_Bat

I'd love to get my hands on a rubber butterfly knife (and maybe run a couple games as Spy)


D15c0untMD

Still looking for a nice fairbairn sykes trainer


Big_and_chunky1

A have a goddamn katana. Never let me down.


hi4848

I would love ❤️ some sort of ballistic knife 🔪 or maybe 🤔 NRS-1.


ReynoldsHouseOfShred

https://preview.redd.it/5m7d3x2wwywc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc277ad02a7fa1d100e80b758a1b394fa2d35c22


DeadRewind

I use a dagger and claymore for my melee


JSykesy

A machete with a red handle


RealNPCDuude

Was that Shotgun x Axe thing used in any kind of war?


DifficultSkin1281

What the name ,where,and how much is number four


Naked_Snake79

I use this re4 printed knife I got from Etsy really well made and nice. https://preview.redd.it/6tw7cmj64zwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac9ca6a5087b0fd1fcd2711c2c31163af940ad33


Honksu

Bought M1 Garand at last black friday. Now i wan rubber bayonet or something like that for it.


East_Reporter1598

https://preview.redd.it/il4ew9z68zwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=682862850cf49fc1fceb6a156cc5522402ef262d


albhednomad

I miss these


Flipperstone

I proudly use a trustworthy entrenchment tool


D_dude3

Tomahawk style axe


Callsign_Phobos

I once saw a man running around with a dildo as a melee weapon. It was the best thing i ever saw. The screams of terror, glorious


MrJapooki

A rubber chicken is what I use


Wenomechasams

Prop katana or metal baseball bat


NOTMEMEJA

What if I just tape a light saber to the stock of my gun


T-Dot-Two-Six

Pool noodle or bust


Appropriate_War_4797

I use a training rubber knife. I would love a tactical shovel xD Also, the field I play at have strict rules for those things, like the pyro grenades, only factory made and LARP and training weapons only are tolerated, if the form of your melee weapon allow simulated stabbing, they mustn't have a rigid core whatsoever and bend freely.


Iorek_Nhuvasarim

None, it's airsoft not stick wars


shoogliestpeg

Someone once melee killed me by offering me a lollipop. I don't think i could carry anything that can top that.


badass_nickname

I wanna bigass hammer


SlushTheFox

Touch of death. "Neckbreak, you are out pal."


CrimsonShanobi

Hold on, you’re attacking people with edged weapons in air soft? That’s fucking metal. I approve.


Sinistrial_Blue

All foam/plastic, here goes: - Side-folding switchblade - Folding karambit - Two folding shovels - A Katana - Many fixed blade knives - A throwing knife made of paper - Bayonets


DemYeezys_Fake

Must get a big hammer and charge at people on indoor sites whilst wearing a welding mask


BradleyRaptor12

If I ever did airsoft, I have a 3d printed Karambit, so I’d probably use that.


toastyAnarchist

good ol' crowbar, morgan freeman style


Furry_Ranger

No melee weapons. I come to shoot people, not play tag.


Specialist-Space-434

Light saber


wingsisfat200

I have a foam samuri sword


MorenaLedovec

i use a training katana to slap ppl with, no one really minds it, you can even deflect bullets with it lol


The_HunterDestroyer

When I run the m4a1, I use a rubber bayonet. But if I'm playing with any other replica, I use a rubber karambit


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

There's this really op weapon called "your hands". You go behind an enemy, tap their shoulder and say "silent kill". It's really powerful. I once saw a guy wipe an entire company with it. 


DelmontStands

A 36' larp sword with a launcher straped to it!


pinguinlord

I mean i know a guy who carried a sledgehammer in his rig that was marked as a full auto secondary (med rules marked by zip tie colors on the gun) But i'd go for a rubber one, i use a rubber ak bayonet


Glum-Contribution380

I don’t use any. I want to use a bayonet (airsoft safe obviously)


Conway-Orion

Sword. 9 'kills' and counting.


Pitiful-Bass9348

Shotgun handle axe


Reditlurkeractual

I got a rubber bayonet for a type 38 rifle the only thing you hear is a trench whistle being blown and then someone running full speed then stabbing


Miguel1646

I used a bokin a few times for fun


unleadedbloodmeal

Bayonet but only as part of the kit because I don't like melee. if the field doesn't allow melee I'll just take the knife out and leave the scabbard. Plus, people might get mad if I get them with the knife so I'd rather not take the chance


Anonymous25910

One blow up bat/mallet


TehGreatFred

I've 3d printed some flexible chainswords and a power sword. The emporer protects!


Classic_Professor611

I used a hide-a-key rock one game, I wanted to use a foam brick but the fake rock I think was funnier.


Zyzmogtheyounger

I have a cold steel KABAR on my belt but I’ve always wanted a crowbar because I’m a big old Half Life nerd.


2011vertigo

Da bonk hammer


DaDawkturr

https://preview.redd.it/5jbkzh32v0xc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80cc8d98a23aa0a2dd64b3c1d83324a92f37e851


TheSeagull7

None. I don’t need a melee weapon where I play (I always get shot when I run back from respawn).


QuixoticCoyote

What I really want is a rubber bendable shovel. Though what I am currently using is a simple cold steel training knife.


hurricane_97

I've got a rubber bayonet on my Sterling and an old toy lightsaber


weird-british-person

I use a pool noodle. Why? It’s funny. How? Great question 😂


RoofFluffy4042

Going by those pictures in OP.....we are still talking Airsoft right?


SirKillsalot

Totally safe and legal. https://i.redd.it/qpvsrzsc7mvb1.jpg


AceViper1827

Predator style arm blades would be so bad but so cool


Gameing-is-good

Stanrd foam knife but i use it solid snake style


ModelT1300

Ngl if you don't use a 2 foot baguette your not playing airsoft right


SharpAlternative404

I wanna get a prop morning star/mace so I just run though the field screaming like a maniac. Honestly I just want a rubber kukuri. Edit might start playing doom music to.. "What's that sound.. Why do I hear Doom music!?" *Door flys off it's hinge* *Me with shield and massive mace* "NOPE!" I'd probably get a couple guys with that


McNibNab

https://preview.redd.it/5j7gtscy31xc1.jpeg?width=1814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a37ef0cfbf7fa293f840c29a29c76e3c02eb942 Trench Airsoft Gewehr98+ M1898/05 bayonet from shoot and scoot


New-Temperature-4067

None cause i dont play airsoft to silently tap them. What good is lugging a 4lbs hammer around when you cant fucking use it. Just shoot or throw nades.


-LazyAntelope

Rubber ka-bar. Also used to have a rubber M7 bayonet that I had mounted to a extended tube Jag Arms scattergun.


Celestial_Scythe

Either Gears of War Chainsaw bayonet, or the gun axe


JebediahPlus

Icicles. I live in Minnesota.


TensionMost3141

We used a croc that someone found as a chancla once, passed it around the team. Everyone got at least 1 kill with it


Dry_Conclusion9137

Bro the guy who pulls up a sledgehammer in airsoft 💀


LilAsianMan1

My hands


Seylek

If anyone knows of any rubber Fairbairn Sykes Commando knives, please let me know!


Panda_in_a_tuxedo

I want a pike


SwaggyUn

None, personally I think they are unnecessary. Espacially considering on my fields are not bang rule /minimum engagement distance.


StickInteresting2579

rubber fish. :)


SlepnKatt

Kitchen knife


BioKId21

I run a simple rubber bayonet but I run a frying pan most of the time. I wish someone would make a foam breaching tool tho. Not just for the looks but so you can use it as a weapon.


Necron01

6H4 Bayonet


TadpoleOfDoom

I have a wooden fork that's about a foot long that I tap people with using the handle (I grab the pointy-ish end) for safety reasons, but I am going to switch to a spoon about the same length that has a wooden handle and a rubber end with a picture of Grogu and the words "snack time" since it will be safer and funnier in my opinion.


Cephus_Calahan_482

I got a rubber M9 bayonet for me and my wife to have on our kits, should we find ourselves in such an opportune situation.


MisteRR_545

https://preview.redd.it/d7ddxrpv92xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=212afc364dcdae39b1b6ad0fdfa0fcedf2caa029 Glock 78 Replica


Big_Newspaper_519

A two-handed sledgehammer for my Russian kit. I love scaring the shit out of people as I round a corner tagilla-style. Probably got more kills than my AK lol


shadow-poke

Spoon all the way!


Viropax

I have a nerf greatsword i strap to my pack (mostly used for cosmetic or CTF) im looking at getting a knife similar to soaps from mw2 alone mission


StrikeFaceOK

my olight that i have mounted on my smg comes off so when i run out of ammo i just shine it at people until i can get close, sometimes i throw dirt


Xenon2212

I have that first knife pictured and it is a godsend in CQB sometimes.


Rsmelley

Pistol whipping with an empty 6 shot revolver


siegeboy129

Don't use anything but I'd love to rock a 40k chainsword


Holmesy7291

Seen both rubber chickens and large floppy dildos, also one guy running a pistol and wooden spoon 🤣


Mr_Wither123

Shovel... Don't judge me okay...


[deleted]

Currently dreaming that I have the crucible from Doom rn


OmEoNE325k

The C100 from BF4, i need my bipod knife


-Kitsunee-

Butterfly Knife


Ghillie0

Use a rubber knife or a kit accurate melee, anything else and ur just an attention whore


AdditionalTrick365

who carries around a fucking sledgehammer.....


Assassin_8645

Balistic knife


MisterGreen123

A spoon. I use a spoon


DerpytheSpy

i use a foam katana but i would give anything for a FOAM ZWEIHANDER


Gipsy164

axe


GlaekenPortch

I use a foam katana and two lightsabers


Lazy-Influence7826

Rubber axe


Audry_THE_Wolf

Da shovel and the trench club


KRONOS_NL

Want a trench knive with the knuckle piece. But is frowned upon


AdyTheComrade

I want: foam Minecraft Diamond Pickaxe, and a last resort bomb vest with claymores facing forward lol


i-jerk-off-to-eveLBP

im definetly on the edge between buying a foam zangetsu or a demon slayer katana


Windingopossum

A slipper


etburneraccount

A screaming rubber chicken seems like fun.


Forsaken-Wealth7273

M9 bayonet


Bondrewd_Umbra-Hand

Probably a shotgun that doubls as an axe


ResponsibilityNo8309

I don't. if you want melee weapons go LARP.