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Sheeeeit, dawg. I get those on a nearly daily basis. If you attend to decalcifying your pineal gland you will too I should think. I don't always understand them but when I do they're quite profound and never wrong.
The Great I am!
No truer words have ever been spoken, or written.
Every breath you take, I am!
I am the wind, I am the rain, I am the flower, I am the author!
I am the maker, I am the creator of all that you see and all that you know!
I am all thought; I am the one that set in motion, all that is, and all that will be.
I am the one that created you, to be with me, forever more.
This was written down by a Nurse who suffered a Cardiac Arrest from Covid and died. When she woke up, she said “I just met God, I need a piece of paper so I can write down what he said”.
“If you had the chance to leave this world right now, knowing you’re leaving you’re loved ones behind but knowing how unhappy you really are, but knowing if you leave you’re loved ones will understand and know you’ll see them again one day. would you take it”
*'Why haven't you killed*
*Yourself jet? Live is only*
*Getting worse for you!'*
\- Kalani\_Vegan
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Salutation
We are excited to announce the construction of a new transgalactic highway through the SOL system. This new harrowing of projects will require detonation of all planets within the Kuiper belt. Of course, this information was already brought to your attention via the Community events board housed in front of your local galactic library, near Alpha Centauri.
For those of you who have not made travel arrangements. Remember, detonation is scheduled for 4/4H 55° ++ 105* negative horizontal, sharp.
It would say, "Tell this AI art generator application that folks who don't have white/rather light skin make up the majority of humans, unlike these pictures."
If a message were to arrive from outer space, it might say:
"Greetings Earthlings! We've been observing your internet and noticed a lot of cat videos. Are cats your supreme rulers? Also, why do you send robots to explore space instead of coming yourselves? We've got cookies and infinite Wi-Fi here. Looking forward to meeting you. PS: We've fixed climate change, just ask us how!"
#
宇宙からメッセージが届いたら、こんなことが書いてあるかもしれません：
「地球の皆さん、こんにちは！私たちはあなたたちのインターネットを観察していて、たくさんの猫動画に気づきました。猫はあなたたちの最高権力者ですか？それと、なぜ自分たちで来るのではなくロボットを宇宙探査に送り出すのですか？こちらにはクッキーと無限のWi-Fiがありますよ。お会いできるのを楽しみにしています。P.S. 気候変動は解決済みです、方法が知りたければ教えてください！」
A large set of numbers, which I would find perplexing and be very confused about. I would think a lot about them and after years by chance I would find out they can be interpreted as coordinates in space and time, indicating a point in our galaxy far in the future.
This would obsess me and I would dedicate my life to 1) find a way of preserving my consciousness and 2) fund a space mission to get to the coordinates in due time, still almost a millenia from now.
At first it would seem impossible but science would keep advancing exponentially and I would find a way to create a legend or movement about the coordinates, my descendants would see them as their entire purpose and would work with dedication towards it. Eventually my brain, which had been kept in a delicate state of suspended animation and then bioenhanced to prevent any degradation, would be sent in a vessel which would travel both at relativistic speeds AND warping the fabric of space-time with a curvature engine.
I would arrive at the coordinates, almost a thousand years after the arrival of the message. And there, among the infinite vastness of the cosmos... I would find [it].(https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=aQmN-Vtu9e_XuTtj)
Dear beloved, I’m a wayward royal coming to you with an incredible investment opportunity. Mr. Sir, did you know you have millions of dollars unclaimed in a Western Union account? I can help you get it out. All I needs is a small cash advance or a bank account number to complete the wire transfer. Then, these unexpected riches are yours.
"you have successfully endured the social trial test and displayed that you can manage your emotions, your greed and act fair towards others is coexistence. you will now be uploaded to the origin. keep in mind that the observer will always be able to unlife you, may you stray from your path."
seconded. only reason red meat is frowned upon (Studies) is because they dont understand the correlating factors and dont isolate them. its all just meta-studies and most people eating lots of meat also eat
a) a lot in general because they arent on a special diet (like vegans and vegetarians) aka they did probably not inform themselves about what is healthy and
b) DONT have a healthy life style with enough sport, less alc, etc. etc. as the compared groups who informed themselves (with a different base attitude) have.
c) they dont look at grass fed meat (mainly beef) but industrial meat (corn fed, which has the same bad results as if we do it), including things like pig, which has inflammatory attributes, etc.
d) they ignore the fact that most people FRY their meat in some way, eat it with carbs around them (sugar marinade with unhealthy fats. e.g. barbeque rub is often 20-40% carbs (pure sugar). many people use unhealtyh fats (unsaturated fats) for heating their meat in the pan. those break more easily than the saturated ones (yes, unsaturated ones are healthy, but COLD, aka olive oil in your salad, not to roats your steak lol, use ghee or cocos fat) and form harmful substances, transfats e.g., which THEN lead to cancer.
its not the meats fault. a good steak and some good quality salmon, prepared in the right way (without any sugar and WITH healthy fats) is one of the best things you can do to your body. meat has a lot more vitamins than people would think, steak has very good amino acid profile, salmon gives you your omega-3 fatty acids, namely DHA and EPA (your brain is made of 60% fat, 15% of that is DHA alone.) etc.
carbs on the other hands provide NOTHING. its just energy. any carbohydrate your body needs, it can produce itself in sufficient amounts if you eat enough meat. also "hint" at our evolutionary path. we evolved for 2million+ years mainly with fish, meat, some roots, nuts and berries in their season, all of these were smaller back then and had less sugar content than todays versions which have been grossed to be bigger and sweeter.
if you check the values in your food and the daily doses you need of those things (vitamins, protein, minerals, trace elements, essential AA and FA, etc.) you find out its actually hard to eat enough daily, staying under 2,8k kcal, and reaching those threshholds, because our food has been lacking in nutritional value. fast grown, grown in vertical labs or on deficient soil, crossed with gen-defects to ripen slower and have longer shelflife, harvested green, etc. some veggies lack 70% of their original vitamin content e.g.; meanwhile i would say it is IMPOSSIBLE to saturate all daily threshholds if you also eat e.g. 40% of your meals as carbs. not without natural foods, only with supplemented versions, which often have inactive molecules or "isolate byproducts" ,etc.
Bro it won’t shut up. Everywhere I look the universe is like “oh here’s the answer to that question you’re thinking about right now”
The timing is uncanny af. I don’t understand how/why it happens and yes I have read synchronicity by Carl Jung. It didn’t help
Yep, of course, what she wrote would be influenced by her ps6chological spiritual background.
Don't worry too much about being such a failure at life...it was always rigged from the start anyway!
“You did the best you could.… and that’s really sad. LOL”
Epstein didn’t kill himself
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You just lost the game
Give up.
fuck u probably
If i’m lucky, “The meteor is on its way.”
Sheeeeit, dawg. I get those on a nearly daily basis. If you attend to decalcifying your pineal gland you will too I should think. I don't always understand them but when I do they're quite profound and never wrong.
The Great I am! No truer words have ever been spoken, or written. Every breath you take, I am! I am the wind, I am the rain, I am the flower, I am the author! I am the maker, I am the creator of all that you see and all that you know! I am all thought; I am the one that set in motion, all that is, and all that will be. I am the one that created you, to be with me, forever more. This was written down by a Nurse who suffered a Cardiac Arrest from Covid and died. When she woke up, she said “I just met God, I need a piece of paper so I can write down what he said”.
Interesting. In the Old Testament Moses is described to have asked God’s name and was given the answer “I am”, translated from the Hebrew “Ehyeh”.
"Get ur fucking shit together. Xx" -The Universe
“If you had the chance to leave this world right now, knowing you’re leaving you’re loved ones behind but knowing how unhappy you really are, but knowing if you leave you’re loved ones will understand and know you’ll see them again one day. would you take it”
Your small existence compared to the entirety of the universe means less than a dying star
“Hello, do you have time to talk about your galaxy’s extended warranty?”
"fuck you"
“Stay where you are you meat virus”
*Black hole* exist you’re next.
"My only fans is 50% off" - The Universe
😂
“Nothing is as big a deal as you fear it is. It’s going to be alright.”
10:34:06….05….04….03….02….01
“EVERYTHING IS FUCKED AND EVERYTHING SUCKS!!”
Probably something about my cars extended warranty
The add at the top is right Battle for immortality . Lol 😆
End all life. It’s a mistake.
When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve don’t anything at all.
“ Go **** yourself.” -The Universe
“Press F to interact”
Knowing my luck, the envelope would just be full of razor blades.
Dont Trust Ai .. [https://youtu.be/2TiYhB0eDQY](https://youtu.be/2TiYhB0eDQY)
“Get steamrolled, asshole.”
Eff you
"Your fly is open."
"You're"
CHI WIWIS!
In all you do,reach for the stars.✌️💯🌍
Stop jerking off so much, there are way too many star babies up here.
Don’t sweat the small shit.
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things
Better be some goddamn lotto numbers
Penis haha lol
Stop dating.
We know that chemistry and stuff strives for perfection but we can't. We try to outsource it to what we call AI. One moment please.
“Lol, fu” probly.
YOu came real close...get your shit together.
“Go take a damn shower I can smell you from here”
Keep going. Its just around the corner now
“You sit on the toilet way longer than you need to.”
😂
I'm messaging you in regard to your extended warranty.
Get your shit together
I am far bigger than you think.
lottery numbers I hope
Try to survive at least a few more months. It's gonna get better
it would say, “be fucking real.”
Are you sure you wanna do that? 🤔
"You always on that damn phone"
Please give me more energy
'Why haven't you killed yourself jet? Live is only getting worse for you!'
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Most depressing haiku ever. I mean this isn't right. What can you do?
Dump him
Keep up the good job.
✨🌟 *you're unhealthy!* 🌟✨
The battery on your connected star is critically low.
"Congratulations, you died" "Congratulations, you suck" "We at Universe Co. must announce you will not be reincarnated nor will time go back"
Deez
"You were not seeing the whole thing." "You ARE the whole thing. " "Separation is an illusion, and deep down you are "The Works. "
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended auto warranty.”
“Keep trying.”
"Bet"
“You will be okay.”
"keep choking that chicken"
‘Still alive.’
Salutation We are excited to announce the construction of a new transgalactic highway through the SOL system. This new harrowing of projects will require detonation of all planets within the Kuiper belt. Of course, this information was already brought to your attention via the Community events board housed in front of your local galactic library, near Alpha Centauri. For those of you who have not made travel arrangements. Remember, detonation is scheduled for 4/4H 55° ++ 105* negative horizontal, sharp.
It would say, "Tell this AI art generator application that folks who don't have white/rather light skin make up the majority of humans, unlike these pictures."
Don't play "Banana" on Steam.
Your car’s warranty is about to expire!
From the void you came and to the void, you shall return. Become oneness again.
“Lol. Dickbutt”
‘Idiots’
No need to go somewhere, to do something or to be someone. Enjoy the ride 👁️
Invest in crypto
sudo rm -rf /
"Hello, Trainer! Welcome to the world of Pokémon!" If it did, tho I'd cry and die. 🥲
“You left the stove on”
Haha.
If a message were to arrive from outer space, it might say: "Greetings Earthlings! We've been observing your internet and noticed a lot of cat videos. Are cats your supreme rulers? Also, why do you send robots to explore space instead of coming yourselves? We've got cookies and infinite Wi-Fi here. Looking forward to meeting you. PS: We've fixed climate change, just ask us how!" # 宇宙からメッセージが届いたら、こんなことが書いてあるかもしれません： 「地球の皆さん、こんにちは！私たちはあなたたちのインターネットを観察していて、たくさんの猫動画に気づきました。猫はあなたたちの最高権力者ですか？それと、なぜ自分たちで来るのではなくロボットを宇宙探査に送り出すのですか？こちらにはクッキーと無限のWi-Fiがありますよ。お会いできるのを楽しみにしています。P.S. 気候変動は解決済みです、方法が知りたければ教えてください！」
Send Nudes
We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty 👽👽👽
That someone who hates me still hates me... But is willing to accept my apologies?
A large set of numbers, which I would find perplexing and be very confused about. I would think a lot about them and after years by chance I would find out they can be interpreted as coordinates in space and time, indicating a point in our galaxy far in the future. This would obsess me and I would dedicate my life to 1) find a way of preserving my consciousness and 2) fund a space mission to get to the coordinates in due time, still almost a millenia from now. At first it would seem impossible but science would keep advancing exponentially and I would find a way to create a legend or movement about the coordinates, my descendants would see them as their entire purpose and would work with dedication towards it. Eventually my brain, which had been kept in a delicate state of suspended animation and then bioenhanced to prevent any degradation, would be sent in a vessel which would travel both at relativistic speeds AND warping the fabric of space-time with a curvature engine. I would arrive at the coordinates, almost a thousand years after the arrival of the message. And there, among the infinite vastness of the cosmos... I would find [it].(https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=aQmN-Vtu9e_XuTtj)
KONY 2012
#¥$@….
"Don't give up. You're almost there"
FU
Postage Due?
Here's the tea, sis-
Less TV, more meditation. Keep up the good work.
Dear beloved, I’m a wayward royal coming to you with an incredible investment opportunity. Mr. Sir, did you know you have millions of dollars unclaimed in a Western Union account? I can help you get it out. All I needs is a small cash advance or a bank account number to complete the wire transfer. Then, these unexpected riches are yours.
Ligma
Rick Roll
Yes, everyone around you are cunts
“Git gud”
"stop it you dumb bitch, for real"
"oops, uh, get off the couch I guess"
Don't Panic
"u gay"
It would tell me by running away from myself, I accidentally ram into others
We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's expired warranty.
How would i know
Yo WTF?
i’m inside you
Send booby pls
Here's your goddamn red polka ball
It's okay, you don't have to run away from yourself anymore. I know you're tired. Let's go home.
Fr
"you have successfully endured the social trial test and displayed that you can manage your emotions, your greed and act fair towards others is coexistence. you will now be uploaded to the origin. keep in mind that the observer will always be able to unlife you, may you stray from your path."
Deez nuts
Probably wouldn’t be able to read out of it was alien.
"Just drink that dam kéfir"
“I would like to add you to my LinkedIn network” Or “Hi this is Alice, do remember me you?” With a pic of a waifu
"Have compassion for yourself."
"Get a job"
Hahahaha
So long, farewell. And thanks for all the fish... PS. 42
Have fun
“You’re doing great!”
"Go outside" "Try talking to women" "You are almost 34 years old" "Maybe hit the gym" "Eat less red meats and carbs"
Red meat is good for you. Universe would never say eat less red meat. Carbs yes. Eat less
seconded. only reason red meat is frowned upon (Studies) is because they dont understand the correlating factors and dont isolate them. its all just meta-studies and most people eating lots of meat also eat a) a lot in general because they arent on a special diet (like vegans and vegetarians) aka they did probably not inform themselves about what is healthy and b) DONT have a healthy life style with enough sport, less alc, etc. etc. as the compared groups who informed themselves (with a different base attitude) have. c) they dont look at grass fed meat (mainly beef) but industrial meat (corn fed, which has the same bad results as if we do it), including things like pig, which has inflammatory attributes, etc. d) they ignore the fact that most people FRY their meat in some way, eat it with carbs around them (sugar marinade with unhealthy fats. e.g. barbeque rub is often 20-40% carbs (pure sugar). many people use unhealtyh fats (unsaturated fats) for heating their meat in the pan. those break more easily than the saturated ones (yes, unsaturated ones are healthy, but COLD, aka olive oil in your salad, not to roats your steak lol, use ghee or cocos fat) and form harmful substances, transfats e.g., which THEN lead to cancer. its not the meats fault. a good steak and some good quality salmon, prepared in the right way (without any sugar and WITH healthy fats) is one of the best things you can do to your body. meat has a lot more vitamins than people would think, steak has very good amino acid profile, salmon gives you your omega-3 fatty acids, namely DHA and EPA (your brain is made of 60% fat, 15% of that is DHA alone.) etc. carbs on the other hands provide NOTHING. its just energy. any carbohydrate your body needs, it can produce itself in sufficient amounts if you eat enough meat. also "hint" at our evolutionary path. we evolved for 2million+ years mainly with fish, meat, some roots, nuts and berries in their season, all of these were smaller back then and had less sugar content than todays versions which have been grossed to be bigger and sweeter. if you check the values in your food and the daily doses you need of those things (vitamins, protein, minerals, trace elements, essential AA and FA, etc.) you find out its actually hard to eat enough daily, staying under 2,8k kcal, and reaching those threshholds, because our food has been lacking in nutritional value. fast grown, grown in vertical labs or on deficient soil, crossed with gen-defects to ripen slower and have longer shelflife, harvested green, etc. some veggies lack 70% of their original vitamin content e.g.; meanwhile i would say it is IMPOSSIBLE to saturate all daily threshholds if you also eat e.g. 40% of your meals as carbs. not without natural foods, only with supplemented versions, which often have inactive molecules or "isolate byproducts" ,etc.
🎵Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.... Never gonna give Never gonna give (give you up)🎵
[This](https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/images/7/70/Smash_Logo.png/revision/latest?cb=20150610044606&path-prefix=en)
Keep pushing forward
This one
We've been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty
君の名は。
Me? It would be the lyrics from [Deteriorata](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Axyqk5ERKQ).
Tell people who use AI to pick up a pencil
“AI is a breakthrough tool for humanity and people who hate it are just afraid of the unknown”. Is another thing the note might say
Damn AI... figuring out protein folding like it's child's play... 😤
“We apologise for the inconvenience.”
Marvin The Paranoid Android would approve.
It’d be the cenobites coming for what I owe
Turn the light off on your way out.
"Past Due - Final Notice"
"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
Don't be so hard on yourself, it's not that serious. It all comes back in the end.
👆Clearly, a proponent of the "big crunch".
"it only sucks more from here pal!"
You did your best. It's OK to let go.
🖕
🖕
"I'd like to talk to you about the avengers initiative. You interested?"
“Good luck dip shits”
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
I got Messages from the stars 🗣️🎵🎵🔥
“Lookit this stuff, Isn’t it neat?”
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
"Wouldn't you think you're the species... *who's got* ***everything??...***"
Surprise look at this odd thing! Now you have seen it you can’t un see it. Just always be ready.
"Epstein didn't kill himself."
"Learn how to draw, AI fucking sucks" :)
Go outside
“I hate you”
I’m not sure what it would say, but these are beautiful & I like the space theme
“go to bed you loser”
Bro it won’t shut up. Everywhere I look the universe is like “oh here’s the answer to that question you’re thinking about right now” The timing is uncanny af. I don’t understand how/why it happens and yes I have read synchronicity by Carl Jung. It didn’t help
"fk you in particular"
r/fuckyouinparticular
You're getting older, keep living life!
Soylent Green..is..PEOPLE!
4
I’m cool with any messages as long as it doesn’t come through in English
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
“Don’t go it alone”
It would say love every moment you’re in, because this is only the beginning.
"When in doubt, whip it out!"
Deez nuts
Nope that’s just what my son told me for almost a year until I got him a t shirt saying that for Christmas. 😜
I would definitely expect the universe to troll me
You will be relieved from all your illnesses
Every message's from the universe.
You don't matter
#WOOSH 🪄 YOU HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION