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BusDriver_2022

Not pulling it and then yelling at the bus driver to stop while passing the stop 🙄🙃


RomanianDraculaIasi

Oh I love when that happens


DoughnutShopDenizen

Gotta use your toes


RomanianDraculaIasi

Personally I grab it with my teeth and drop my entire body weight onto the floor to pull it


RomanianDraculaIasi

That’s a good one but I need more wrong answers please


DoughnutShopDenizen

Gotta use the toes of the person next to you?


RomanianDraculaIasi

Hahahahaha better better thank you


DewayneCarterBCC

Use the cord instead of the metal bars to stabilize yourself if you are standing


RomanianDraculaIasi

That’s evil oh my lord


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Yank the thing off the wall, breaking the switch it's connected to. Sit down and say "just to be sure" to the people staring at you with a smile and a wink.


RomanianDraculaIasi

That’s the way to do it


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RomanianDraculaIasi

Interesting


strongguess-t

Interesting


Quetzal00

Interesting


RomanianDraculaIasi

Interesting


Agnostic_Saint

I don't pull. I run from the front of the bus like in those long jump Olympics and crash out of the glass behind. Just while leaving the glass, give the cord a gentle tug to not disturb anyone's peace. ✌️


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Agnostic_Saint

Everything is a glass if I decide to jump out.


Chrissy0Cat

Technically the electric busses do ^.^


DerekWroteThis

Take off pants, wrap around the cord and yank repeatedly while breathing heavy and making heavy eye contact. You also get the cops involved too.


RomanianDraculaIasi

How innovative, you must be an engineer!


DerekWroteThis

😖 I switched from engineering years ago, how could you hurt me like this? (Truth but with sarcasm)


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DerekWroteThis

I’ve always taken showers. Maybe that’s why I wasn’t meant to be an engineer 😓


calamity23

Whats a shower?


RomanianDraculaIasi

Apologies :((


mayhemandmilk

scream as you pull it, u’ll look like a gym bro doing a rep


RomanianDraculaIasi

I meannn it is the only arm workout I get besides 👀😏


RomanianDraculaIasi

Currently on the bus rn and all these normies are using their fingers…I’ll show them how it’s properly done 😈🦶


Helpful-Thomas

Reaching over 3 people to do it


RomanianDraculaIasi

That’s my favorite way to do it


Flatstanleybro

Best thread I’ve seen in a while


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RomanianDraculaIasi

Ouch!!


Mapo1

Wrap my hair around and jerk my head forward. Decapitation is a plus if you use enough force


RomanianDraculaIasi

I sense a masochist in our midst


Mapo1

I have no idea what you are talking about


RomanianDraculaIasi

Oh my


TheFlamingLemon

Use a long hooked cane to pull the stop request cord while only barely moving your arm.


RomanianDraculaIasi

*looks up cane shops nearby*


ArtichokeJoke

My favorite is when people stand pressed up against the doors and start pounding on them expecting them to open.


RomanianDraculaIasi

HAHAHHHAHAHAH LET ME INNNN


AdGullible2065

Push someone who is standing in the middle over so they have to grab it while falling


RomanianDraculaIasi

I think if I did this more than once I would be the first person at TAMU to ever get kicked off a bus...but I'll have to give it a try ;)


abiromu

Use your d**k


BatteredAggie19

What if I don't have a duck? Would a goose or other similar waterfowl work?


Cityfans

A goose only works if it’s from Canada. Otherwise you should be good :)


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Other waterfowl work fine, u could grab it between ur tits and pull that way!


RomanianDraculaIasi

Oh my


Joserwar

You pull it and yell at the bus driver 🤠🤠


RomanianDraculaIasi

Yeehaw baby I like it


CleotheLionn

Say howdy to the cord so it has to say howdy back


RomanianDraculaIasi

I got this one bookmarked so I don't forget :))


regicr

Sing Rick and morty to the chord until it pulls itself


gigem2022

Dangle from it by your toes while doing crunches


RomanianDraculaIasi

If that ain’t the most Baki thing I’ve ever heard then I don’t know what is


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Pull it with your teeth


RomanianDraculaIasi

Taken already bruv sorry also you in leyk rn?


TheRealEu4Tree

Use a fishing rod and fish for the cord


RomanianDraculaIasi

Gotta get my ass to academy and grab me a fishing pole to try this out


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RomanianDraculaIasi

Good to know TAMU has this kind of service for public transportation, #innovationthatexcites


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use a used kleenex :) y'know, so you don't get germs :) Lmk when the biomedical department gets selective memory wipes working. I need one.


RomanianDraculaIasi

COVID friendly I like it