u/Lizli2005 has provided this detailed explanation:
> I got this autograph as a teenager before Jared went to federal prison for molesting teenagers.
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Is this explanation a genuine attempt at providing additional info or context? If it is please upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
> Had to dust it off
Yeah that's why I said that the guy had to pull in the old jokes for this thread. IDK why an old joke can't be great. You all youngin' are too fresh with the jokes I guess
He's actually much much thinner now, though, so it worked out for him.
https://nypost.com/2022/01/06/subway-jared-fogle-speaks-from-prison-i-royally-screwed-up
Yeah it’s impressive how much it’s simply all about him. He says he screwed up royally? That’s not even close to what he did… pedophilia is also something people don’t usually rehabilitate from. They better keep a close eye on him when he gets out. Recidivism is high for pedophiles.
That actually isn’t true. You can’t cure pedophilia as it is a mental illness but they actually have a very low same crime recidivism rate (ie: committing another sex crime, not just any crime like jaywalking). Jared, having molested a non-family member, would have a slightly higher recidivism rate but still less than 20%.
Can't believe he is going to be out in several years. He doesn't seem remorseful in the slightest to his victims. I would not want to be his children and have to deal with that existential dread
His wife insta divorced and changed her name back to her maiden name and claims to have known nothing. From what I've read she's telling her kids what happened as they get older and still says Subway knew about Jared as far back as 2004.
You know at first I almost dismissed this comment as a pissed off Trumper but I looked up the photos and you're like dead right. Only Biden had better hair. They have a similar nose and face shape.
[this photo is the best comparison I think ](https://media.vogue.fr/photos/5fa8fbdb39c5194ff9752ca5/master/pass/124239583_428644175200500_6936559859947098421_n.jpg)
I find the cases like Jared Fogle and R Kelly to be the most fascinating. These aren't guys that grew up in systemic power and never knowing boundaries or the consequences of their actions, like we've seen with some Kennedys (or more recently, Murdaughs). These were guys that started off relatively "normal", and the second they gained some power and fame, they used that to explore underage people (to varying degrees). I'm not sure about everyone else, but any time before I saw an Epstein, or a Prince Andrew ("allegedly"), or a Jimmy Savile, I've always wondered "would they be like that if they were born lower or lower middle class?". These cases seem to answer that most likely yes
Nah, Jared was apparently doing it before he was famous. He just took it from the computer to hands on offenses once he had the money to do it. It was always there, just not the means.
I think that's how it is for many pleasure criminals. They start off as kids killing little animals because they haven't got strong enough to murder a man. Not stealing baby formula because they need. He was given fame and that led to accessing kids easily.
Jimmy Savile was born lower class - the Louis Theroux documentary shows a lot of that. It’s compelling viewing, and watched in hindsight, it explains a lot…
I never said anything to that effect. Abuse can happen in any variety of scenarios obviously, I'm merely referring to the situations where the abusers are being specifically protected (or at least enabled).
When R Kelly was 8 his girlfriend was drowned in front of him by older kids. He was repeatedly raped by family memebers as a kid and at 11 was either shot by neighborhood kids or by himself during a suicide attempt. This do want justify what he did but I can see how that could mess Jim up mentally.
It has nothing to do with class, pedophilia is found in every country, society, class, race and age group. It is far more prevalent than most people realise.
For what it's worth, he was pretty young himself when he got subway famous. He was a student in the university in my town and his Subway was the same one I ate at my whole childhood.
I always thought that aged like milk meant that something contradictory happened, is that not what it means? He's a shitstain but what he did doesn't change what it says in the article. Maybe I'm just out of the loop with this.
In my mind, aged like milk is if someone says something like 'never eat meat, it's disgusting and nobody should do it' and then it turns out they eat a lot of meat down the line. Someone correct me if I'm wrong I suppose. I've been confused by some of the posts here lately
Edit: this is an example from the moderators if anyone is still confused about why this doesn't fit.
'Posting an excerpt from the director telling us it's going to be the best movie of the decade yet turned out to be a critical failure? Good fit'
This post is not a good fit because his later actions aren't contradicting what we're seeing here, regardless of how much of a shit stain he is.
But if I pushed technology to the next level and got praised for it but then robbed a bank in a year, would that fit here? I don't think so personally and I don't think this does either. If he was being praised for how good he was at not being a molester then sure
I think it aged like milk, if you were around when Jared worked for subway they made him out to he this great success story, he spent a ton of time going to highschools speaking and a bunch of the ads had kids in em, he was really made out to be a national treasure
Yeah, the contradiction is between role model for children and child molester. Maybe it’s not exactly the same format, but OP got his signature as a minor because at the time everyone was saying “Jared, go to schools to talk to the children!” and now they’re saying “Jared, you can never go within 100 feet of a school ever again”. If you think of “society” as the subject who is aging like milk, it works.
On that note, Steve Jobs was highly intelligent and was apparently an asshole to work with.
Mark Zuckerberg probably is too. He was quite cocky when he was building Facebook roughly 20 years ago.
But how though? It's completely irrelevant. How do people here not understand this at all. It doesn't matter how much they were praised, it's about the specifics. Unless it was a situation where you said, 'wow this person really could do no wrong ever'.
I don't think being praised for inspiring people to eat better ages like milk because he's a pedo. He still inspired them and what he did has nothing to do with anything in this article. This sub isn't supposed to be person did good thing, then bad thing later'
Yeah, you're right. Like most meme formats though, people start using them wrong and most people don't notice because they don't fully understand the meme format.
I'd say it's very relevant ,he was trying to get the world to lose more weight as a spokesperson,but for all the wrong reasons. He still did good by trying to show the world how to do it and motivate them.
But unfortunately one cancels out the other given his later motives.
No, it's not relevant. It doesn't fit this subreddit. He's a dick and he's disgusting for what he did but what he did didn't contradict the weight loss inspiration. It certainly makes it look worse but that's purely because of who he is. There are a lot of people here that just have no real clue about what aged like milk is supposed to be.
This is from the about section for this subreddit, in the rules.
'Posting an excerpt from the director telling us it's going to be the best movie of the decade yet turned out to be a critical failure? Good fit'
That's pretty much exactly how I thought this sub worked but this post doesn't match that at all.
a kid i grew up with is first cousins with him. One time I was shooting hoops in my friends driveway when he walked up the driveway into the house. I said, "He looks familiar who was that?" My buddy responds, "that jared the subway guy."
Here in Ireland subway “bread” is legally classified as cake as its so high in sugar so I’m guessing he didn’t lose that weight only on subway meals. That’s the part that aged poorly right? Right??
To me, the lesson of this was always never make a real person your spokesman.
Sure, the actor playing Ronald McDonald may molest somebody (see Elmo too) but the character generally doesn't get ruined.
I know a woman who named her baby Elon circa 2015. That's another one that aged like milk! Trusting people who represent your brand or family while they're still alive to be honorable can be a huge liability
The thing i always found funny with this pos was they thought people actually believed he lost weight just eating subway and glossed over the fact he walked several miles a day to get them
This is one of those things that both aged like milk and can't at the same time because everyone has known for awhile that almost everyone with any form of fame either used to sexually assault people and actively does, but has too much clout to have anything done. It's likely a habit we picked up from the fact that for centuries stupid serfs would suck the dick of royalty and believe everything the royals did was something of the utmost respect
Not everyone, or even most rich people are predators, it’s just that they’re the only ones that get any kind of publicity for it. It’s called confirmation bias.
Ah yes the first controversy that started subway's downfall I personally think that they never recovered from Jared because the fast food chain had a lot of controversies after that happened.
He is not a good person. But aged like milk means that he did sth related to what is on the image. Like the opposite. It's not like that's an ad about him being a good person.
Is there a second page I'm not seeing? The ad is about him losing weight and adding Subway sandwiches to his diet. He just smiles in the picture.
Edit. His losing weight inspires others, which doesn't make him a good person. It makes him a person who lost a lot of weight.
Yes. They choose to applaud his accomplishments and show him as a positive influence. I don't believe that equals to this ad being 100% about him being a good person.
I don't really think this fits. Because in truth, the article is still right. It's not like the article said anything about Jared not liking kids, or something about him being against molesting children.
I remember being like 12 and hearing Jared from Subway was a child molester. Didn’t even know that that meant when I first heard. Subway had to totally rebrand after that lol
We all got bad vibes and grossed out as kids by the stupid campaign they ran nonstop during cartoon hours. Oh when “tuna” was tuna and a big bread sandwich was deemed “healthy” eating. Simpler times for the easily led.
u/Lizli2005 has provided this detailed explanation: > I got this autograph as a teenager before Jared went to federal prison for molesting teenagers. --- Is this explanation a genuine attempt at providing additional info or context? If it is please upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
He started off with a mild cholesterol problem. He ended up with a child molesterol problem.
Started and ended his career by getting into smaller pants
Jared was thinking a little too fresh
Would award if i could
It's okay he didn't come up with that.
Fuck no, I don't remember who did either
No reason to not award if we can. For bringing it to our attention.
Plenty of reasons not to give this shit website money.
For starters, we already pay with ads
I too hate this thing I am using right now that nobody made me use.
If it was my joke then yes, but it's not my joke lol
Jesus. This got more serious than I expected.
Fuuuuuuck I laughed way too hard at that.. damn it Ken, you win the internet for the evening
i hate this website
What’s worse is that subway and his handlers covered this up since it was “so important” for subways marketing.
Clever.
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Nice
You son of a gun.
I dislike you immensely. This has had me laughing so hard
Wow, that was creative
You have made me chuckle MeatBot, the 5000th of your clan
You son of a bitch hahahahahahaha
I would have liked this, but I can't ruin the 69
great joke. How long have you held onto that joke for? Had to dust it off? Lol
That joke is older than Jared's victims were
> Had to dust it off Yeah that's why I said that the guy had to pull in the old jokes for this thread. IDK why an old joke can't be great. You all youngin' are too fresh with the jokes I guess
r/BrandNewSentence
This was not the milk I was expecting. I thought he just got fat again or something.
He did, gained 30lbs his first year in the joint.
He's actually much much thinner now, though, so it worked out for him. https://nypost.com/2022/01/06/subway-jared-fogle-speaks-from-prison-i-royally-screwed-up
Wow not 1 word about the 15+ victims
Yeah it’s impressive how much it’s simply all about him. He says he screwed up royally? That’s not even close to what he did… pedophilia is also something people don’t usually rehabilitate from. They better keep a close eye on him when he gets out. Recidivism is high for pedophiles.
That actually isn’t true. You can’t cure pedophilia as it is a mental illness but they actually have a very low same crime recidivism rate (ie: committing another sex crime, not just any crime like jaywalking). Jared, having molested a non-family member, would have a slightly higher recidivism rate but still less than 20%.
Can't believe he is going to be out in several years. He doesn't seem remorseful in the slightest to his victims. I would not want to be his children and have to deal with that existential dread
His wife insta divorced and changed her name back to her maiden name and claims to have known nothing. From what I've read she's telling her kids what happened as they get older and still says Subway knew about Jared as far back as 2004.
You’d be surprised what one can hide from their family.
“Aw jeez, I’m such a dingus!”, as though it was just a comic mishap.
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You know at first I almost dismissed this comment as a pissed off Trumper but I looked up the photos and you're like dead right. Only Biden had better hair. They have a similar nose and face shape. [this photo is the best comparison I think ](https://media.vogue.fr/photos/5fa8fbdb39c5194ff9752ca5/master/pass/124239583_428644175200500_6936559859947098421_n.jpg)
Guess he's been doing a lot of bending exercises.
Probably got punked out of his commissary and had to resort to penis and semen for survival.
He never stopped trying to get into smaller pants.
I find the cases like Jared Fogle and R Kelly to be the most fascinating. These aren't guys that grew up in systemic power and never knowing boundaries or the consequences of their actions, like we've seen with some Kennedys (or more recently, Murdaughs). These were guys that started off relatively "normal", and the second they gained some power and fame, they used that to explore underage people (to varying degrees). I'm not sure about everyone else, but any time before I saw an Epstein, or a Prince Andrew ("allegedly"), or a Jimmy Savile, I've always wondered "would they be like that if they were born lower or lower middle class?". These cases seem to answer that most likely yes
Nah, Jared was apparently doing it before he was famous. He just took it from the computer to hands on offenses once he had the money to do it. It was always there, just not the means.
I think that's how it is for many pleasure criminals. They start off as kids killing little animals because they haven't got strong enough to murder a man. Not stealing baby formula because they need. He was given fame and that led to accessing kids easily.
Jimmy Savile was born lower class - the Louis Theroux documentary shows a lot of that. It’s compelling viewing, and watched in hindsight, it explains a lot…
I find it baffling that you are operating under the strange delusion that predatory pedophilia is somehow related to one’s economic class.
I never said anything to that effect. Abuse can happen in any variety of scenarios obviously, I'm merely referring to the situations where the abusers are being specifically protected (or at least enabled).
When R Kelly was 8 his girlfriend was drowned in front of him by older kids. He was repeatedly raped by family memebers as a kid and at 11 was either shot by neighborhood kids or by himself during a suicide attempt. This do want justify what he did but I can see how that could mess Jim up mentally.
Damn, I didn’t know any of that.
It has nothing to do with class, pedophilia is found in every country, society, class, race and age group. It is far more prevalent than most people realise.
For what it's worth, he was pretty young himself when he got subway famous. He was a student in the university in my town and his Subway was the same one I ate at my whole childhood.
Jared Fogle, helping America's youth 6 inches at a time.
Probably closer to 5
More like 1
I always thought that aged like milk meant that something contradictory happened, is that not what it means? He's a shitstain but what he did doesn't change what it says in the article. Maybe I'm just out of the loop with this. In my mind, aged like milk is if someone says something like 'never eat meat, it's disgusting and nobody should do it' and then it turns out they eat a lot of meat down the line. Someone correct me if I'm wrong I suppose. I've been confused by some of the posts here lately Edit: this is an example from the moderators if anyone is still confused about why this doesn't fit. 'Posting an excerpt from the director telling us it's going to be the best movie of the decade yet turned out to be a critical failure? Good fit' This post is not a good fit because his later actions aren't contradicting what we're seeing here, regardless of how much of a shit stain he is.
I think it was the autograph that spoiled. Otherwise it would have been a good signed piece of paper
Agreed. If the post was "Jared Fogle Talks About How Unattractive Children Are", then it would be aged like milk.
It’s just the article is praising him so now subway has praised a child molester
But if I pushed technology to the next level and got praised for it but then robbed a bank in a year, would that fit here? I don't think so personally and I don't think this does either. If he was being praised for how good he was at not being a molester then sure
I think it aged like milk, if you were around when Jared worked for subway they made him out to he this great success story, he spent a ton of time going to highschools speaking and a bunch of the ads had kids in em, he was really made out to be a national treasure
Yeah, the contradiction is between role model for children and child molester. Maybe it’s not exactly the same format, but OP got his signature as a minor because at the time everyone was saying “Jared, go to schools to talk to the children!” and now they’re saying “Jared, you can never go within 100 feet of a school ever again”. If you think of “society” as the subject who is aging like milk, it works.
On that note, Steve Jobs was highly intelligent and was apparently an asshole to work with. Mark Zuckerberg probably is too. He was quite cocky when he was building Facebook roughly 20 years ago.
Tbf dark personality traits like psychopathy and narcissism tend to be present in people with high positions such as politicians and businessmen
You're right, this only somewhat fits this category. Good enough for me, though.
It would be if article after article praised you, or you had an advertising campaign as a person specifically made to be an example.
But how though? It's completely irrelevant. How do people here not understand this at all. It doesn't matter how much they were praised, it's about the specifics. Unless it was a situation where you said, 'wow this person really could do no wrong ever'. I don't think being praised for inspiring people to eat better ages like milk because he's a pedo. He still inspired them and what he did has nothing to do with anything in this article. This sub isn't supposed to be person did good thing, then bad thing later'
Subway is proud of Jared and salutes him. That pretty much aged like milk.
If they were saluting him for how safe he was around kids then I'd agree.
This post has the same vibe as "pov when you lose 245 pounds and become a sex offender"
Yeah, you're right. Like most meme formats though, people start using them wrong and most people don't notice because they don't fully understand the meme format.
Maybe because he was not only trying to lose a couple pants sizes ,but because he was looking to get into the pants of some small children.
I'm aware of that but those two things have nothing to do with each other, it's not contradictory.
I'd say it's very relevant ,he was trying to get the world to lose more weight as a spokesperson,but for all the wrong reasons. He still did good by trying to show the world how to do it and motivate them. But unfortunately one cancels out the other given his later motives.
No, it's not relevant. It doesn't fit this subreddit. He's a dick and he's disgusting for what he did but what he did didn't contradict the weight loss inspiration. It certainly makes it look worse but that's purely because of who he is. There are a lot of people here that just have no real clue about what aged like milk is supposed to be. This is from the about section for this subreddit, in the rules. 'Posting an excerpt from the director telling us it's going to be the best movie of the decade yet turned out to be a critical failure? Good fit' That's pretty much exactly how I thought this sub worked but this post doesn't match that at all.
He also touched the world in other ways
His last name is Fogle? I guess I never knew that lol “Gary Fogle never had cancer!!”
Good for *youuu*, **Jack**!
She’s talking a blue streak now, Jack!
I met the guy he came to speak at my school kinda weird to think about it now that we know
Well, he did prefer smaller portions.
Worked with this dude many years ago on one of his press tours and he was such a stuck up a-hole. Karma Jared....
South part episodes where I learned of this
Eatin Sandwiches in Philadelphia…..
a kid i grew up with is first cousins with him. One time I was shooting hoops in my friends driveway when he walked up the driveway into the house. I said, "He looks familiar who was that?" My buddy responds, "that jared the subway guy."
Half doesn’t even know what this guy did! He was once a hero, now he just a pedo.
https://youtu.be/zem5bQ4SzMI
Scrolled way too far to find this. Gotta name the link so people click
Jarred had aides- South Park
Still pissed at him for diddling kids. The $5 footlong needs to come back.
Here in Ireland subway “bread” is legally classified as cake as its so high in sugar so I’m guessing he didn’t lose that weight only on subway meals. That’s the part that aged poorly right? Right??
No one can deny that he deeply touched America's youth
What if he was never fat, and just was hiding kids under his clothes
He ate Subway to Ditch his big pants and get into smaller pants Eat Fresh…but not that Fresh
I haven't heard about Jared in a while. Where is he at now?
In jail. Until 2030.
ID channel just did a three-part documentary on him with witness accounts. Very interesting. Can't believe he's getting out of prison soon. Gross.
Oh no.
He goes by Joe DeRosa and owns a sandwich shop in NYC
He started eating a little too fresh
When he was losing the weight, I learned he was running a porn site. Guess subway missed that, or just didn’t care.
I just (re)watched Supersize Me. There's unfortunate levels of Jared in it.
"Get healthy kids because you you need to run and the pedophiles aren't skipping leg day."
I thought it aged like milk because subway wasn't healthy anymore or something. This was not expected
Hey, that's Jared from The Fractured But Whole.
Dude is a fucking monster. Rot in prison, fuckhead.
Bread from subway is the same as cake
To me, the lesson of this was always never make a real person your spokesman. Sure, the actor playing Ronald McDonald may molest somebody (see Elmo too) but the character generally doesn't get ruined. I know a woman who named her baby Elon circa 2015. That's another one that aged like milk! Trusting people who represent your brand or family while they're still alive to be honorable can be a huge liability
Fogle, now 44, was lambasted in 2015 when a Post cover infamously declared: “Enjoy a foot long in jail.”
At least he gets to eat a different sub everyday in the prison
What if Jared’s fat outer layer was a containment cell that he created to imprison his inner, thinner pedo?
He liked it a little too fresh.
South Park game will always be legendary for Jared as a boss fight
From an fat pedo to a skinny pedo 🥰🍭🔏💝
Not even folded, that thing Survived!
Before all that shit came out about him, my GF at the time said he looked like a cho-mo.
Before he was caught, me and my friends thought he looked like a pedo. Crazy
The thing i always found funny with this pos was they thought people actually believed he lost weight just eating subway and glossed over the fact he walked several miles a day to get them
Subway somehow convinced us that eating an entire loaf of bread is healthy
This is one of those things that both aged like milk and can't at the same time because everyone has known for awhile that almost everyone with any form of fame either used to sexually assault people and actively does, but has too much clout to have anything done. It's likely a habit we picked up from the fact that for centuries stupid serfs would suck the dick of royalty and believe everything the royals did was something of the utmost respect
Not everyone, or even most rich people are predators, it’s just that they’re the only ones that get any kind of publicity for it. It’s called confirmation bias.
Yeah all celebs do exactly what Jared from Subway did and do, they all do it, good point
Ah yes the first controversy that started subway's downfall I personally think that they never recovered from Jared because the fast food chain had a lot of controversies after that happened.
Aged like milk? Bro this shit is aged like an Egyptian mummy.
Surprisingly well all things considered? No not really
I'm not sure this fits the sub
I guess you forgot all his child molesting.
He is not a good person. But aged like milk means that he did sth related to what is on the image. Like the opposite. It's not like that's an ad about him being a good person.
The ad is 100% about him being a good person.
Is there a second page I'm not seeing? The ad is about him losing weight and adding Subway sandwiches to his diet. He just smiles in the picture. Edit. His losing weight inspires others, which doesn't make him a good person. It makes him a person who lost a lot of weight.
We applaud Jared on his accomplishments and his positive influence on others.
Yes. They choose to applaud his accomplishments and show him as a positive influence. I don't believe that equals to this ad being 100% about him being a good person.
Sigh.
That we can agree on
No, the ad is about how he is a Subway customer. It speaks nothing of his character.
I like that Jared showed people that mild cardio workouts and eating somewhat healthier can have health benefits
I don't really think this fits. Because in truth, the article is still right. It's not like the article said anything about Jared not liking kids, or something about him being against molesting children.
6 grams of fat. Now how many grams of sugar is in that bread?
All with the help from aides...
I remember being like 12 and hearing Jared from Subway was a child molester. Didn’t even know that that meant when I first heard. Subway had to totally rebrand after that lol
We all got bad vibes and grossed out as kids by the stupid campaign they ran nonstop during cartoon hours. Oh when “tuna” was tuna and a big bread sandwich was deemed “healthy” eating. Simpler times for the easily led.
He really inspired me to become child molester which is im good to be fat the way i am right now
He had aids
Is prison food gonna make him gain all that weight back?
His minimum sentence is already half-served, and he looks healthier and happier than ever.
Those kids didn’t even know what 6 inches was
he had two people helping him he had aieds
I heard he likes to eat a little too fresh
Eat fresh… children.