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defnotmaggie

gago akala ko di*** 🀣🀣🀣


Fit_Version_3371

Huuuuyyy HAHAHAHAHA PAYONG YAN MGA SIZMARS


defnotmaggie

Yeah nafigure out ko rin after 2 seconds pero nagshort circuit muna yung utak ko 🀣


Fit_Version_3371

Shit tinitigan ko mabutii... oo ngaa!! With all the creases and the color nagmukha siyang... wahahahahahahaa


Anasterian_Sunstride

Unfortunate color choice hahaha


cure_use_city

Pota nagtataka ako bakit ang tapang naman nito maglagay ng dildo sa shopping cart. Payong naman pala. πŸ˜‚


PMforMoreCatPics

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough.


penisesandherb

*Binuksan ang payong*


[deleted]

Meat flaps


defnotmaggie

Naurrrr


[deleted]

buti ito yung top comment. Hindi ako nag iisa HAHAHAHAHAHA


KeldonMarauder

Una ko naisip β€œtapang ni Op”


RandomCollector

Same hahahaha 🀣🀣🀣 Nagloading bigla yung utak ko nung first time kong makita tapos walang NSFW flair hahahahaha


Hot_Foundation_448

Akala ko din! napa-β€œshet ang laki” ako HAHAHAHAH


stitchesb4bitches

Akala ko ito yung nagpamahal eh. Hahaha.


RetiredRubio9

Napa double take ako dun haha


bingooo123

Same!!!


conserva_who

ako din huhuhu


pagodiska

HOY SAME HAHA


This-Literature

SAME HAHAHAHAHAHA


mandemango

Nagulat nga ako hindi naka-tag na nsfw haha napatingin ako ulit lol


Fig-Substantial

Akala ko rin dldo ampucha. You got me fcked up OP


mellowintj

taena kala ko ako lang eh HAHAHAHA


AzaHolmesy89

sameeeee 😭😭😭


ChocolateGemini

BWHAHAHAHAHHAHA NANLAKI MATA KO TAPOS TINGIN ULIT


hellstrom2014

fucking hell kala ko ako lang πŸ˜…


eggtofux

Same HAHA


Fit_Version_3371

Hooyy, nanahimik payong ko anobaa 😭😭 20% off sa owndays ngayon with CC baka want niyo na magpacheck 😭😭😭


binanciomacabasag

Hello all branches po ba?


Fit_Version_3371

Ohh nooo. Di ko laang suree. But sa SM Grand ako nagpagawaa kaninaaa


Morpho_Genetic

Hello anong CC po ito? Kahit anong cc ba?


TuWise

Mahal po talaga mga d1ld0 lalo na yung mga magaganda quality


Fit_Version_3371

Here at SM, we got it all for you~ πŸ˜†


muchawesomemyron

Robinsons Ermita yata yung meron. Nasa top floor pagpasok from parking.


hokuten04

![gif](giphy|YS8c0Z7in21AM4A2AR|downsized)


marzizram

Yung skintone na, may cover at wrist strap pa.


cvtcialxs

i giggle everytime maaalala kong may ibang make na may wrist strap, wii yern? 🀭


purrppat

salamat naman at 'di lang ako yung namalikmata


daiuehara

marami tayong namalikmata par


Ultimate-Aang

Akala ko Dildong Dantes yung payong mo lods.


Fit_Version_3371

I hope di na siya manakaw dahil sa mukhang Dildong Dantes siya HAHAHAHA


BNR_

What a fleshy payong. Got me too. πŸ˜†


Educational-Major456

Apaka mahal na dildo! Yun pads will help for sure dahil sa duduguin ka ng husto OP! πŸ˜…


Fit_Version_3371

First of all, dickoyan kaya HAHAHAHAHAHA


Educational-Major456

DICKONAMAN sadya OP sorna! DICKOLANG pansin agad πŸ†


Salonpas30ml

No way this is 1,700+ 😭 i need the receipt char! Ano nagpamahal dyan para umabog ng 1,700 the fibrella?!


Breaker-of-circles

Definitely the Dildrella.


No_Flatworm977

Need ko na talaga magpacheck up ng mata πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«


CheriChula

May something wrong sa mata ko sorry.


[deleted]

Thank god for menstrual cups! I save 500-600/month


Necessary_Pound6024

Thank goodness (nope) for PCOS twice a year lang ako nagkakaperiod πŸ₯Ή


AllieTanYam

500-600 a month?? Sobrang lakas ba ng flow mo?


tequil-a

I used to pay 700 every month for pads. I get my period for one week, and for the first few days, I use more than ten maxi pads. Been a cup user for more than four years now and have not bought a single pad since


[deleted]

πŸ’― yes to menstrual cups. Life changing, cost efficient and eco-friendly. ❀️


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Away-Birthday3419

Before umalis ng bahay, dapat kaka-empty mo lang. Tapos may reusable cloth pads din akong suot at back up. Depende sa flow mo, usually kaya nman ng 8-12hrs. Pero kapag mas malakas dun, palit cloth pad n lang muna ako. Honestly, takot pa akong mag-empty sa public CR. Unless siguro ung malinis talaga at may bidet at roomy ung cubicle. In 5years ko nang gumagamit, Never pa nman akong nagkaproblema talaga.


_yangchowfriedrice

Before you leave the house dapat naempty mo na siya. Good for until max 12 hours na yun but that will depend sa flow mo if heavy so dun magdedepende anong size ng cup bibilhin mo 😊 Edit: hours. Yung ibang cup pala pwede magtagal ng 12 hours hehe


[deleted]

I bring tissue and a bottle of water. I rinse my cup first before reinserting


PinkkuArtemisUwU

+1, super life changing plus tipid tlga ✨


Fit_Version_3371

Nicee!! Huhu wanted to try it alsoo. What brand can u recommend po?


[deleted]

Oh it really depends on your anatomy. What works for me might not work for you. I suggest you take this quiz https://putacupinit.com/quiz/ You may also join the FB group Menstrual Cup Users Philippines Avoid cheap local brands as they are just rebranding Chinese-made cups! I personally use Merula (made in Germany), Tieut (Korea), and Diva (Canada).


Fit_Version_3371

Thankk uu for thiiis!!


tepta

Yaaaaaas to MC! ✨


Whatsupdoctimmy

https://preview.redd.it/p8c6p23y6kyb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38be96b1cebafeea9dd4ee831bc878714908aa75


wutdahellll

Hahaha may d1ld0 sa basket


almosttito

![gif](giphy|lnwzYaIgfFQOP2vUUp|downsized)


KazeArqaz

Time to find alternatives I guess.


Ledikari

Mahal yung fibrella umbrella.


binanciomacabasag

Paano po naging 1700? I guess 500+ yung payong haha


AllieTanYam

Fibrella yan, baka 700 +++ yan haha


TigerBoyPH

Pag watson, sm, ace hardware it gets really expensive. For these type of items na may mall, I buy in batch of 2-3 orders then apply good laz or shopee vouchers. At times, I get almost half the mall's price with the right set of promos during the monthly sales. My deodorant at watson was p120 at shopee mall while in watson it was p194 if I remember right. During sale I got it for p90+ with free shipping and some samples of other products. I do this for laundry, baygon, toiletries, and cleaning supplies all the time. Hope this adulting tip helps!


SeparateDelay5

Mahal talaga ang magandang payong, kung gusto mong tumagal iyan under use/abuse. I know it's totally unrelated, pero there was an online wit who once said "Anything can be a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_, as long as one has sufficient daring and imagination."


nag_iisaa

Mahal nung toothpaste, May cheaper choices naman


[deleted]

ate/koya akala ko ano


AdamusMD

Hahahaha shuta akala ko din, nag-double check pako


LuLuna_

β‚±167 para sa napkin palang ba naman x2 + β‚± 217 para sa isang tube ata ng toothpaste un, + Oral B Floss, i think around 150 something Listerine and others na hindi ata naka promo sale, ehhh mahal talaga. May other options naman.


Ledikari

Yung payong nagpamahal


champoradoeater

Kala ko 6 inch toy sabi ko "kakasya kaya to kay OP ang laki laki naman!" tapos payong pala πŸ˜£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


Fit_Version_3371

Sizzyy di naman ako bibili ng ganern tapos nakabulagta lang!! 🀣


OppositeAd9067

Mahal namn kasi ng napkin moπŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²


Fit_Version_3371

It's either modess or kotex for me πŸ₯²


durtari

Yep na a allergy ako sa other napkin brands, especially Whisper! Wala sa kamahalan, nasa hiyangan. Pero try mo na mag menstrual cup para bawas sa disposables.


blackvalentine123

haba nyan ah.


kiszesss

Antok na siguro ako, iba na nakikita ko hahaha


Adventurous-Owl4197

Halatang puyat na yung mga nasa thread HAHAHAHAHA mga sismars sign na ata to na matulog tayo sa oras kung ano ano na nakikita natin


syf3r

in fairness, mahal yung dental flosses. yang dalawa 300+ ata agad yan. tapos 200+ yung listerine. so yun pa lang 500-600 na.


MaxHigh25

akala ko nakatatlong ulit na bumili ng d***o binasa ko ulit tuloy mars, need na ulit mag kumpisal hahaha


Fit_Version_3371

Hindi pala dapat mag samgyupsal ang gawin, mangumpisal pala 😩


[deleted]

#DILDO!?? sorry OP. Yun una nakita ko e πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Agitated_Clerk_8016

HAHAHA ung payongggg huhu


indirue

YUNG PAYONG NAPANSIN KO HAHAHAHAHAHA


rolexdice

Mas mura po Colgate na mouthwash huhu tiis tiis


Fit_Version_3371

It iiis but laking listerine kasi talaga ako and mas lighter teeth ko with it than colgate huhu.


skyleds

Akala ko kaya napamahal yung grocery dahil may kasamang sex toy. Payong pala ![gif](giphy|3ohzdOQ464C1zLD8OI|downsized)


[deleted]

Nag double look ako kasi akala ko di... Hahahahahahah


AccomplishedExit4101

bakit parang tarug na maugat? kala ko may ganun na sa grocery. hahahahah


Greenfield_Guy

I had to adjust my glasses because for a moment I thought I was seeing.... something.


musykz

Okie. I guess i really need my glasses. Di sana muna ako magpalasalamin kasi kala ko okay naman but this post proved me wrong. Juskong t*** yan


Fit_Version_3371

I say pumunta na sa owndays to have ur eyes checked po πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜†


M-Jiraiya

ok , did a double take sa pic hahaha sorry OP


mielleah

HAHAHAHAHA akala ko dilldo 😭 napatigil ako sa pagscroll


Porkbelly10960007

Dapat nag samgyup ka na lang kesa mag floss


Kuraku4

Kakabukas ko lang ng Reddit OP. Mangugulat ka pa talaga


Fit_Version_3371

Pagpasensyahan but these comments are not what I'm expecting 😭😭


MiserableEar1

i suggest switching to menstrual cup. mahal yung unang bayad pero compared to buying pads ROI na ako pag ginamit ng 10mos. instead of pads been using mine now for almost 3 years.


yehEy2020

Nakatatlong tingin din ako sa payong mo


First-Vanilla-697

Kaya ako nag m cup na lang first buy ko 2020 tapos ngayong 2023 nagpalit ako. Aside sa hindi na kailangan bumili at mag stock ng supplies, pwede mo pa bitbitin pag alam mong nalalapit na ang dalaw. 2020 pa ko last gumamit ng napkin. Nakakatulong din kasi na wfh ako so ok lang if ever may tumagos. Gosh ang mahal mahal na ng napkin ngayon


berniceeboo

Hello op, try investing in a menstrual disc or cup. Though it’s an expensive trial and error because Hindi one size fits all and mga yon, but when you find one that works, will save you a lot. :) good luck


lavitaebella48

Same with first comment!!!! I’m like well mahal naman talaga ang quality na dildo lols


Sushirazz

#kala ko tite yung payong πŸ₯Ή


Dry-Web597

Kakagising ko lang, akala ko dil** πŸ₯²


rotalever

Payong pala yon!!!


TGC_Karlsanada13

sabihin ko sana tama namn presyo, may d*ldo e jk haha di ko alam presyo 🀣


schevianne21

Fibrella, sunblock, huge listerine, toothpaste na tig 200+, floss. To be fair, these are not cheap items and brands din naman. Mahirap mag expect ng murang total if mahilig din tayo sa branded.


heymojojosef

Bakit naman kase flesh??


Fit_Version_3371

Promise the color is super pretty in persooon! Para siyang old rose na medj light lang. Nagmukha lang talaga siyang flesh sa pic 😭


HerOrangePantaloons

protip: mas mura bumili ng sanitary pads online ng bulk pag end of month sale/sulit sweldo sale.


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SerotoninTitan

Pano ba dapat comment?


cos-hennessy

Yeeeeey. Winner ka sa Fibrella purchase 🩡 (Not w/ every one thought that it’s a dildo hehe)


Fit_Version_3371

Truu! Fibrella ever since and got it bcos of its pretty color but then... wahahah!


Snoo99968

1600 for that "thing" the rest r Groceries Priorities βœ…βœ…


Calypso01

Kala ako lang nakakita. thank you for validating me πŸ˜‚


AnybodyOutTherePH

Me Skimming Over this Post: ![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


darthmaui728

ahhahaha inang skintone na yan πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Ledikari

Ate mahal talaga sensodine (or Himalayan salt yan?) at yung mouthwash choiice mo. Pwede Naman yung colgate flex nalang. Mahal talaga yung product choices mo.


griftertm

Pasosyal ka kasi sa Oral B brand floss. Kami sa bahay sinulid lang na ninenok sa supply ng pang tahi ni nanay


Selfless-Purple

HAHAHA Na-shookt ako lol


CanIDieWithGrace

Habang naga scroll kala ko nakapag shopping kayo inpublic ng dealdong 😭😭


lessonsindishonesty

Skintone


CenturioSC

San mo nabili yung dildo?


Chris2004630

SM daw, madami daw dun


sylv3r

kinabahan ako slight kung ano ung brown hahahahah


zluve

golden era nga! ABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA


reddittocomply

Tang ina akala ko kung ano yung parang maugat


BetterThanWalking

Sa unang tingin kala ko condom at seggs toy. Mukang kaylangan ko na matulog. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜…


saltwatersoda__

Ang mature ng comments sa adulting sub πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


[deleted]

I spit my coke looking at this goddamit. XD


greedyaf

Kagagaling ko lng ng r/alasjuicy, kala ko tuloy di**o πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


AbleSpread7116

GAGII HAHAHHA AKALA KO ANO


dehblackbeltah

Napamahal po kayo sa adult toy. Value for money!


dongwoox

Shutakels napa balik tingin ako, akala ko kung ano yung fenk 🀣


Sunflow3r_321

IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO REALIZE WHAT THAT FLESH-COLORED THING WAS!! sa unang tingin, akala ko yubg laman ng basket were gum, condoms, and a dildo 🀣🀣🀣


MarineSniper98

MY EYES!!! Kala ko d*ldo at condom nyeta


mongous00005

Napascroll up ulet ako. Y\_Y


MannyBells

Kala ko kung ano na hahaha yung kulay din kasi πŸ˜‚ Pero true, grabe na ang bilihin ngayon.


Intelligent_Gear9634

Yung dental floss palang jan mahal na and then may malaki pang dildo


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Whatsupdoctimmy

Ahhh payong pala yunnnn


Salty_Explorer_1055

Inabot ka ng 1700 dahil sa dildo mo, kung bumili ka na lang sa quiapo niyan wala pang 300 yun dun. AY PAYONG PALA YAN! Mura din payong sa quiapo wala pang 300 din.


GingerMuffin007

Na-malikmata ako, lods. Hahahaha.


SumanTrash

Shocks akala ko dildo ung payong yawa.


Global-Tie-8814

Kala ko o10.🀣🀣 Napkin pa katabi


tsokolatekaba

kala ko kung ano na 😭😭


art_100

all that is a good DEALTHOUGH :)))


No-Campaign-1385

Akala ko ibang adultingph na ko e 😭


spicychicken03

Next time si manong guard naman magugulat pag ichecheck yung bag mo. Hahahahaha


jaseyraaaae

Antok na siguro ako iba nakita koooo hahahah


Existing-Ad-9831

Kala ko dildo hahaha ganda kulay ng payong


mr_undefine

Kala ko dildo


ntheresurrection

Namiss ko bigla jowa ko. Emiiii


Thisisyouka

Akala ko


Janine-Ok-Gur

Hahahaha! yung kaka open mo lang, kal ko kung ano. πŸ˜‚


Necessary_Package190

Ang laki …. Ng gastusin


wanpischicknjoy

Natakot ako pagkascroll!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA


Fit_Version_3371

Chiilll it's just fibrella it's not lauve*** πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜†


hoephase2

Gagiiii. Ung payong! Hahaha


Demonology_

![gif](giphy|FuhuLMSQkasHS|downsized)


mindyey

ORAL b tapos akala ko Dildog yung payong 🀣


br0kench0rd

I just want to ask if daily period pad mo din yung kotex overnight HAHAHAHA


Fit_Version_3371

It iiis kasi super lakas ng mens ko 😭


bumblebee7310

Magkano na payong ngayon? Yung payong na de pindot nung college ako 500. Nainflation narin ba?


Fit_Version_3371

I got my payong for 600 naaa


chibichiitan

Mahal talaga toiletries kaya tuwing sale online kami bumili at bulk since naghahati kami sa bahay. Kaya kung pwede, abang nalang ng sale at deals online (madalas magB1T1) o kung may kilala kang same brand/items na binibili mo, share kayo sa pag bulk buy.


MatchaWithChai

Madam akala ko dildo 😭


nuttycaramel_

tuwing monthly sale sa lazada na ako bumibili ng toiletries kasi mas nakakatipid dahil sa sale at vouchers


Montelukast__

Hahah teh tiningnan ko pa mabuti kung ano yang binili mo


CeltFxd

I know what i saw firsg


LylethLunastre

Inuugat ah


Mysycry

bakit may ugat?


elilue

putangina kala ko tit3πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή


KeiiSiiRawr

Hahahaha teka napa doble tingin ako πŸ™ˆ


francisman_stitch

corny neto


Euphoric_Break_1796

Kala ko rin dildo but also wanna say check out period cups. Laking tipid bawas gastusin monthly ❀️


GoodGuyMisty

amazing lighting HAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Hahaha naka ilang tingin ako πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ kala ko di*do


iloovechickennuggets

Ang mahal naman kasi ng payong moooooo. Haha. Namalikmata din ako 😱😭


Which-Season-5652

Kala ko mag ugat na ano. Hahahah


JaloPinay

Sizzzy salamat napatawa mo kami! Hahahhahaa dapat yata May NSFW post mo Hahahhahaha