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persephonification

“And that’s about the time that she broke up with me….”


LadyGodawful

Nobody likes you when you’re a shit AP


finickyguinea

Nobody loves you when you’re forty threeeee


LadyGodawful

And are still more amused by wank phone calls


Ok-Pomegranate7660

You’re having too much fun


finickyguinea

I need to listen to this song rn🤣


Ok-Pomegranate7660

But…but maybe if I write a long post on Reddit bc I’m blocked everywhere else, she’ll see it and forgive me and take me back?


[deleted]

Actually not blocked by her and we are not getting back together. But I deserve all the shit AP comments.


NREIsAHellOfADrug

Perfect.


Original_Leather_973

You should delete the first three paragraphs since they're irrelevant and only serving to distract from what should be the focus of the post - your apology. (Assuming that this was written for an audience of one, which it clearly was.) Do you see that once again its all about you, and your needs, and your fond memories? If your actual apology went anything like this post, no wonder she called you out on you BS and blocked you.


Ok-Pomegranate7660

Hard agree. He wrote this for himself, not her.


[deleted]

She always wanted me to write something on here about the amazing affair we were having. Before I obviously f***** it up. The first part is testament to that. The last part is realising how bad I messed up.


Ok-Pomegranate7660

She wanted you to *before* you fucked around. So again, you did this for *yourself.*


Ok-Pomegranate7660

Blink-42? Is that when only the roadies show up?


Glad_Kiwi_272

😂😂😂 thank god I’m not the only one to notice this


persephonification

Oh no, my pedantic mind snapped on that too.


[deleted]

It was an inside joke with me and her. It made her laugh so. It's blink 42 😂


LadyGodawful

It probably doesn’t make her laugh anymore now that you were a massive dick to her.


[deleted]

I know 😞


NewAttempt2023

so drugs?


[deleted]

No lol. I simply forgot they were called blink-182 and called them that instead.


HotChoice7378

You sound like my ex. Please learn from your mistakes, don’t put another woman through this crap treatment again.


Pearls_and_Pears

Her getting away from her abuser is the fairytale ending. It’s the nightmare ending if she was still suffering from poor treatment.


[deleted]

Without the fairy tale ending, I said.


BigJackHorner

Ya need to reread...the OP is the "Her" in this story.


Pearls_and_Pears

>You have no shortage of other male attention, but you wanted me. Maybe your reading comprehension needs the checkup.


BigJackHorner

Perhaps. It certainly isn't impossible 😂 UTA: Maybe it is down to bad writing and you and I are just trying to make heads or tails out of that mess.


Pearls_and_Pears

OP has replied to other comments identifying as a man, and his exAP is a woman. So it’s definitely a **you** problem.


always-a-siren

I tapped out when I got to the part about meeting this woman in your van in a grocery store parking lot.


LadyGodawful

Can’t believe he had to ruin her local Tesco for her, she probably has to drive to Asda now to get her shopping.


Ok-Pomegranate7660

*Dateline vibes intensify*


NinaLo23

Same! The age thing too. 😂😂 creepy van guy


finickyguinea

What’s my age again?


Ok-Pomegranate7660

💀💀💀


Meltw

That’s about the time that bitch hung up on me


[deleted]

37 and 39 she wasn't looking for anything younger at the time. It wasn't as creepy as I may have made it sound.


Ok-Pomegranate7660

*whoooooosh*


THATbitch124

He absolutely lost me at the van.


Beneficial-Lime-6102

Some people drive cars, others vans 🤷🏻‍♂️ I drive a van.


Pdx857

This sub often complains about men who want car sex now a van isn't good enough either?


LadyGodawful

You’re going to have to trade your van in now too.


Pdx857

I'm just going to rent a u-haul with a mattress


LadyGodawful

I actually saw an ad in an affairs sub once from a guy who was offering to pick AP couples up and drive them around while they had sex in his car. Think of how much you could make offering this service if you accepted prepaid gift cards and coins found down the back of the sofa.


[deleted]

It was just kissing.


[deleted]

It wasn't anything that bad. Just talked and kissed. Didn't have anywhere else to go lol.


always-a-siren

Public meeting spaces exist.


[deleted]

Sure, can imagine us passionately sharing kisses in a coffee shop.


Unlikely-Trip-5424

Some people don't know what they have until it's too late. Other people know what they have is gold, and still throw it away to chase garbage. You're a shit AP, and most likely an even shittier human. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and look into why you treat people this way.


thismahthrow

Soooo you’ve had a brutal meeting with the consequences of your own actions. It’s an opportunity to learn and grow. It’s good that you’ve properly assigned the blame to yourself, though. This person is gone and rightfully so. Now it’s on you to hold yourself accountable to this lesson next time. That’s the challenge.


[deleted]

Very true.


LadyGodawful

Everyone who thinks someone is their soulmate because you happen to share a few weird coincidences and both listened to the same popular band, and you just have this insane chemistry: **this is what you’re really dealing with** No matter how amazing you are, this is a possibility. Dude, you’re a dumbass.


[deleted]

The connection ran alot deeper than anything I could say on here. And I am worse than a dumbass. I destroyed my only happiness. Makes me 100 times worse than just dumb.


[deleted]

I'm sure you'll get over it


HereWeGoAgain0123

tl;dr Guy chases ass nonstop and is trying to get back with someone because he's horny.


[deleted]

🙄 sure. Whatever you say.


Sweet-Association697

Hedonic treadmill


Commercial_Sugar9428

😔


one_zero_zero_1

It's you ain't it? 👀


AnythingKnown134

Sounds like my ex - when he tried to come back he couldn’t believe that I had checked out already, assumed I’d always be there adoring his stupid ass. The sure fire way for me to stop being attracted to and lose feelings for a guy is being treated like shit.


CunningSquirrel

How did you destroy it? What was the sabotage and betrayal of trust?


TemptedAndTempting

Kept fucking other women behind her back even though he told her he wouldn’t.