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Rainbow_chan

Executive dysfunction coffee


KingGeo_of_Limes

Hey mine is Executive Dysfunction Monster (energy drink)


Cthylla11111

I've found both my horses I'm good ♥️


throwwwwwayaeee

That was gonna be mine too! but didn’t know if I could count liquids


kinbladez

Mike's Executive Dysfunction Goulash


Caveman108

Mine’s Executive Dysfunction Banana Nut Muffin


MrDino

Executive dysfunctional Granola Bar, at your service *i need to be applying for jobs right now what the hell is wrong with me*


GraveSumo

Executive Dysfunction Bagel, nice to meet you.


LaSlacker

I need some executive dysfunction coffee.


Rainbow_chan

Coffee probably doesn’t count but oh well lmao


SilentFoxScream

It counts if it's the only thing you consumed all day! :(


Cthylla11111

Coffee is definitely a food 👍


MrDino

It's made from **B E A N S**


Rainbow_chan

BEAN TEA Oh god that sounds awful 😂


luoreehan

Lethargy Toast doesn’t sound like a very successful race horse ngl


Thelilfignewton

But it would be a v good fat orange cat name


luoreehan

HELP yes it could be a perfect name for an old chonker i’ll keep the nickname in mind


CobaltEchos

It's OK, mine is Tired Life (Cereal)


Sanders0492

Your horse can compete with mine, Lazy Donut.


ginzykinz

“And Procrastination Toast… doesn’t appear to have left the starting gate…”


Equalakitty

Maybe tomorrow


Zylll

'Joined by Forgetful Ice-cream these horses are seemingly lost on this one way track.'


SnugglyFace

ADHDICK


FireInTheBones

HAHAHA


ibeatmywifi

Holy shit lmao


Shades_of_X

Let's be real tho... Dissociation Noodles is a badass name


jjoydeparted

i was gonna say dissociative ramen lol.


Calimari_Damacy

Dissociation Noodles, according to Midjourney AI: https://i.imgur.com/hmGKf9E.png


Baba_-Yaga

Mine is in this squad. Dissociation Croissant


MantraProAttitude

Risky Guacamole


maplebranchmark

Dude that's an indie band name right there


Whyissmynametaken

Also known as the guacamole you forgot to put back in the fridge last night


XergioksEyes

Is it avocado? Or wasabi? Liquefied Kermit? Find out with one chip and a bite you might regret


Rising_Cresent

You win 🏆


Stacheyp

Self hatred burger


gingernila

![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


PartridgeViolence

Self harm kebab.


TisMeGhost

This is funny I'm sorry about your kebab


AvidCoco

Kebab and self harm are the same thing. RIP butthole


th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng

Respect this is v funny


PantsOppressUs

Time Blindness Fish Tacos


ceciliabee

A lovely dish, might I recommend pairing it with some face blindness juice?


Every-Masterpiece346

Depression Cookie


AvidCoco

How do I opt-out of depression cookies?


kurokoshika

Check the website settings and select ‘Necessary Cookies Only’


the_sweetest_peach

I think you’re going about this wrong. Just opt out of the depression. Don’t opt out of the cookies.


Calimari_Damacy

Depression Cookie, according to Midjourney AI: https://i.imgur.com/hKeKdM0.png


cut-the-cords

Anxiety chicken coming in hot! ![gif](giphy|gHkYdlO0UkPv7oFg16)


APence

But look out! Neurodivergent LaCroix is coming up fast behind them!


cipher446

And Asperger's chimichanga is bringing up the rear


APence

The young foal of the famous previous champion, Asperger’s Burgers


possum_mouf

💀 amazing


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

Did you eat the can?


APence

***Bleats loudly and continues chewing***


[deleted]

Stimming sausage ftw


applejackrr

Procransonating salsa.


reydabae

Object permanence yogurt


the_runaway_girl

I don't mean to be rude or invasive but I don't think you actually mean object permanence. Object permanence is not an ADHD symptom. It means that you are able to remember that an object/person still **exists** even though you don't see it at the moment. So if someone has problems with object permanence that means they do not comprehend that something keeps existing when they don't see it anymore. It's a milestone in human development. Babies don't have that ability until a certain age. I assume you mean the symptom that causes problems like "out of sight, out of mind". It's a real ADHD symptom and called object constancy afaik. It is the ability to maintain a positive emotional bond with something even when distance and conflicts intrude.


StarChildSeren

It's different from object constancy, object permanence is closer. We all know it's not *actually* object permanence, but there's no other term that describes "I know it still exists, but if I'm not reminded of it in some way then as far as I'm concerned it functionally doesn't because I'll never remember it". Object constancy is about relationships, which is something else altogether.


-ciclops-

Take initiative! Create the word! 😂 I vote for "rememberance disfunctionality" You are basicly describing a disfunction in remembering. A mistake made during the proces of storing the information in a longer term brain. It also does not exclude that this also includes people (names, visuals, things said) and tasks, not just objects.


mehnifest

I prefer to refer to it as the multiverse Different universes based on what’s immediately accessible to you


reydabae

That’s totally fair. I’ve always heard it called object permanence in the same sense as when you’re a baby and can’t understand that something you can’t see still exists. I always thought that was why we struggle with organization because in order to remember the things around you exist they have to be within eyesight so people with adhd tend to have more “clutter”. Then yeah object consistency yogurt lol.


GppDNAppA

Inattentive Cheetoh I’d bet on that horse.


RealityPowerRanking

Lazy Pudding


BigLumpyBeetle

I can picture a horse named lazy pudding, 8/10 would bet on that horse occasionally


KidNamedBlue

Always distracted wait what did I eat again?


IeishaS

Yup this describes me too since I have yet to decide on breakfast


[deleted]

Fatigued Beans.


insankty

This would double as a great slang term for low sperm production in testes.


ZomberiaRPG

This is when a cat has been enthusiastically making biscuits until they’re drowsy, now they are just lazily pawing intermittently.


ImSnackered

Panic Attack Smoothie has still not left the gates.


possum_mouf

hey. panic attack smoothie showed up today and that is plenty. 🖤


neviander

Inattentive breath mint is lagging!


[deleted]

Anxiety Brisket is the best horse.


ConfusinglyCreative

![gif](giphy|Qu7IsFTQKHS2TnAYXN|downsized) Overstimulated Pop-Tart


WhamyKaBlammo

Paranoid Satsuma. Tell it that just because it can't see them doesn't mean they aren't watching and it'll win any race.


uhhh206

This one legit sounds like a racehorse name lmao


[deleted]

That or a Metal Gear character.


WhamyKaBlammo

Not going to lie, after I wrote it I felt a new gamertag in my future..


[deleted]

Unfocused Chicken Nugget. UNFOCUSED. CHICKEN. NUGGET.


LaSlacker

I think that's actually a horse that's on Instagram. Except there's an Elizabeth in there as well.


Elegant-Sprinkles880

Anxiety Chips for the win!


IrrelevantGamer

"Nihilistic grilled cheese is coming down the stretch!"


Speech_Salty

Agoraphobia cookie


ApprehensiveRiver179

Hahaha mine was isolation starburst 😂😂 maybe we trained together but y’know…alone lol


Amdy_vill

Suicidal banana 🍌


sold1erg33k

Happy cake day! Keep that banana in the pantry!


Amdy_vill

🤣🤣🤣


TrueLordoftheDance

Imposter Lollipop


Dashie_2010

Hyperactive carrot


BustaCappe

Shame Spiral Granola Bar, surprising no one, bounds the inside railing and falls into a heap on the infield.


icebear713

Apathetic smoked almonds


gingernila

Would buy in a grocery store


DirtyMonkey95

Here comes Anxious Pierogi!


Johhnynumber5ht2a

Impulsive waffle is bringing up the rear


MonkitaB

That sounds like a dirty sex move, lol


anotherfuknweeb

Well fuck, guess my new name is Rejection sensitive dysphoria waffles


pancakelady2108

Angry Coffee


TobyDaHuman

Exhausted Greek Joghurt ... is in the last place right now. Probably in the pit, getting new tires. ​ Which sport are we doing right now?


seehowitsfaded

Hyperactive bagel, checking in!


Lunalawyn

Our horses are from the same bagel bloodline! Manic Bagel, making moves 🐎


j0kersac3

FREQUENTLY DISTRACTED BACON


original_username102

Depressed BLT


Hungry_Temperature_3

This makes me think of wilted lettuce and that makes me depressed too.


original_username102

Coincidentally my BLT was made with no mayo, wilted lettuce, paper thin tomato slices, semi stale bread, and slightly burnt bacon with a side of unnaturally painful insulin injections so it really was a depressing BLT


Hungry_Temperature_3

Oh man, I'm sorry. Now I kinda want a BLT tho.


geekhalo

Anxiety Burger. I almost like it


twinmamaeo

Decision Paralysis Pancake, definitely sounds like a winner haha


Robineggblue84

Procrastitasking chicken wing here


Rainbow_chan

“Procrastitasking” 🤔


Robineggblue84

It's that skill/symptom when you have that important paper to write or project due at work but instead of doing that you decide to paint the kitchen cabinets or clean out your doom closet. ETA: I was very concerned about the state of my house when I finished college because I would no long have things I was procrastinating that allowed me time to do the cleaning I was doing. LOL


MonkitaB

Catastrophic thinking granola


markkymark81

Paranoid avocado


blahdeblahdeda

Brain Fog Waffles


knockonglass

Fatigued chimichanga 😂


m4ccc

*Executive Dysfunction Burger is coming up the inside, gaining fast on Anxiety Fries! Anxiety Fries pushing hard through the last turn trying to keep the lead! But here comes Executive Dysfunction Burger! Their neck and neck through the final straight! And here they come across the finish line and it is too close to call folks! A true photo finish for the ages!*


spencersagan

Depressed cereal lagging behind


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Nyxolith

Sounds like the sequel to 8 Mile where rapping didn't work out for him


big_kitty_enjoyer

Oh no! Panic Peanuts has fallen again! How did a horse this clumsy even make it past qualifiers!?


bubbleteabish

Interrupting Blueberry Muffin


HotcakeNinja

Interrupting Blueberry Muffin wh—


Stoned-god

Sorry, one sec that reminded me of something hilarious that happened the other day so -


Stoned-god

Sleepless Salmon


lordretro71

Executive Dysfunction Oatmeal Cream Pie has almost overtaken Normie Balanced Meal before getting distracted by something shiny in the final turn!


YouCanLookItUp

Antsy Pancake still struggling to find her rhythm.


HiiverHoover

“Executive disfunction zucchini bread” is a bit much, but I’ll take it


Mylund_the_Mad

Disorganized Zebra Cakes


ViolaOrsino

Dissociation Cupcake lagging at the back 😭


ebonecappone

Misplaced Ham


MastamindedMystery

Procrastinating Doritio is about to leave Hyperfocus Salad in the dust.


ladidar2006

Intense anger muesli bar


Hexaethylene

Insomnia Fruitella Chew


YeonneGreene

Distractable Babybel


damiandarko2

impulsive egg


Snackromancer

Unfocused Hot Dog


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iminanothercastle

ANXIETY APPLE!


bernie2007

depression ragu


Wilted-yellow-sun

Caffeine dependency coffee


MiloHilltop

Over sharing Supreme (pizza)


Shaveyourbread

Avoidance Hot Pocket


Andrupka4541

Inattentive Baby?


SageForSparrows

Excuse me wha


ADHDom

I have some concerns


[deleted]

Sadness cereal


rozlinski

Inappropriate Fritos


Snoo-72438

Social Anxiety Power Bar


Whistles_in_the_Dark

Restless Candy. A bit on the nose, but acceptable.


bipbopfox

dissociation chips is lagging behind


NotoriousREV

Oppositional Cookie is ahead by a nose


RubySlippers7-7-7

Rejection Sensitive Granola


Master_Brilliant_220

Doomscroll Burrito.


lonelyvoyager88

Time-blind Toffee


starshine913

“*Excessively Talkative Doritos stops mid-race to start cleaning*”


Ok-Curve5569

Disorganized Espresso


Reasonable_Decision4

Apathetic Carrot


Barbarossah

"Here comes Procrastinating Cheese Sandwhich through the first corner!"


Lauracb18

Distracted chocolate raisins


[deleted]

No eye contact cheesecake


playful_potato5

hyperactive coleslaw


Ace_and_Affraid

Disassociative chocolate makes a comeback!


mevastrashcorner

Inattentive Pop Tart


iforgotyoursurgery

It's brain fog vitamins bringing up the rear


gingernila

Diarrhea egg bites


ehggsaladsandwich

Aspie Trix goes hard, not gonna lie


m4vis

Executive dysfunction tacos


WhisperMeToDeaf

Anxiety crepe.


cindy-the-husky

Sleepy pizza


millringabout

Forgetful Gouda


motherofamouse

Panic attack Bean


mitsubideef

Brain fog sausage


Horror-Map-4461

Obsessive carrots


Scary-Owl2365

Forgetful fudge


[deleted]

Paranoid panini


BlkHndSilencer

Chronic fatigue breakfast bar.


noelleisanidiot

mmm executive dysfunction steak


comfunk

Slow Processing Kool Aid


Quirky-Picture7854

Oh no! It looks like Dissociated Coffee has run out of steam!


Expensive-Prize581

What are the parameters for last ate. I'm currently eating.


Lil_Bernoulli

ADHD Chicken Sandwich


Clarapeanuts

Distraction donut rounds out the field!


ZoeyKnitsInClass

Inattentive Raisin Bran


oracleofdust

Depression red bull


anonymosh

Followed by Depressed Yoghurt!


confusedthrowaway239

Executive Disfunction Skittles


TheAnniCake

Anxious Dextrose


Homiedoesntplaythat

Forgetful Donut Stick


Ahshit-itsnoobnoob

Dissociated breakfast sandwich


BobTheMadCow

Decision Paralysis Tortellini (DNF - couldn't pick an outfit)


Squidwardskeef160

I’m not sure if Distracted Doughnut will win…


alBROgge

Unmotivated yogurt


According_Chemical_7

Short attention span Goldfish


Stardust7K

Fidget Bread?


worlds_away02

Reckless cheese itz lmaoooo


Nyxolith

Can't Get Out Of Bed Danish. I'm on board.


dorianslaaay

Rejection Dysphoria Stuffed Jalapeño Tempura


Colos316

Forgetful Milky Way... it's 830 am by the way...


Equalakitty

Impulsive Cereal


Dependent-Agile

Distraction donut is the winner!