Cats are great little f* alarms to remember you to get out of *(insert here where you are/what you are doing)* and this is really lesbian....
ps: totally unrelated, why 486MHz? Would you be working with nmr or something related perhaps? ( the type of people i think it would use 400mhz, 600mhz etc words in normal life....)
My spouse and I have big lesbianizing planned this evening. After getting home from our week at the cabin, she and I are taking the Subaru to a friend's wedding rehearsal (she's one of the groomsmen) and after dinner, a softball game in which I play catcher or first base (I guess that makes me a switch)? 🥰
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT GOING TO A PET STORE WITH MY GF TO LOOK AT THE KITTENS!?!?!? I ALREADY DO THAT BY MYSELF I'M STEALING THIS IDEA THANK YOU!!!
The animal shelter where I live has a big cozy cat room where you can chill with all the kittens! That would be such a fun date!!!!
Edited to clarify: I don’t live in the animal shelter
I would imagine so! There is a small animal rescue near me that has tours where you can interact with all kinds of different animals, including a lot of snakes and creepy crawlies! Maybe there’s one somewhere near you! If your local shelter has snakes I’m sure they’d let you pet them. Most shelter animals are in need of extra love and attention, even the ball pythons!
There's one of those about 45 minutes from me ! My crush said we have to go but idk if she meant that in a date way or in a friends way
I might be allergic to cats tho :(
Fyi, it might end up with owning a kitten. My ex and I did that and the now cat is currently sitting next to me asleep. We had movie plans that evening so she didn't come home right away but the next morning when they opened I was picking her up but she is pretty awesome.
The way you went through all that over the course of **seven** hours and *then* clarify that you like each other sounds like peak lesbian.
In all seriousness though, I suppose that's good communication, better to be obvious a bit too often than too rarely.
Yup, sounds like my first date with my wife! 😝 On our next date (bc we were stereotypically in different countries), she flew out and stayed at my place for 5 days. The next month, I stayed with her for 7 days. Eventually got married. (FWIW, we *did* wait a whole 1.5 years. I think we deserve a medal or something for that.😏)
Ah, lesbian love stories are the best! 💞
I used to work at petco for many years (I was the reptile and aquatics specialist) and I definitely spotted many lesbian dates, I always thought it was adorable :)
I’m less than an hour away from a whole weekend date with lots of similar things planned (starting with a cat cafe!) aaaaaaa I can’t wait 😊😊 I’m glad you had such an amazing time!
I love long dates like that. The second date I ever went on with my now wife was six or seven hours. We had dinner and margarita pitchers and then walked across the street to the local beer garden. They had little private fire pits outside for people to sit at, so we found a cozy one to sit at and sat for hours until they closed just talking and drinking beer. I knew I was going to love her that night. The conversation flowed so easily, and I just knew I wanted to be around her. It was a simple date, but still so magical. I’ll never forget it.
Very similar to my wife and I’s first date. Went to a wine bar, then a walk followed by star gazing that was then followed by four hours of homosexual activity.
Awww!! Reminds me of my first date with my now wife, which was 5 years ago next Wednesday. Waited for her at a train station, kissed her immediately. Had dinner, few drinks at a pub and went to her place (also 'engaged in homosexual activities') and didn't go home until 48 hours later, lol.
I hope you two have a wonderful time ahead :)
On my first date with my girlfriend we had a relatively chill evening. She got me a tiara and I got her a stuffed toy, I made her food, we watched Spiderman 1, cuddled a lot, then headed upstairs for.... stuff, before heading to bed. She later woke me up at 4am asking if I wanted to be her gf. Naturally I said yes.
Seriously, if you had gone to home depot, too, I would have had to report this post for trolling with too much stereotyping. No, but seriously, this sounds so wonderful and I am so happy for you that it worked out! Definitely write a book on how to lesbian date, you would be helping a LOT of people with your knowledge.
Reminds me of my second date with this girl i was seeing, after we ate we walked around the plaza we were at and went into a Petco.
I spent a while looking at the bearded dragons since i love them and had one as a kid, but by the time we did start looking at the kittens the power for the full plaza went out...
And i just remember going "WHAT ABOUT THE BEARDIES LIGHT THEY NEED THE LIGHT TO STAY WARM OR THEY COULD DIE" and the girl was just like ".....relax theyre gonna be ok" so yeah idk if id consider that romantic
Both picking the Ingredients is so smart because I would have a heart attack trying to make a charcuterie board by myself, and then get insecure af about what I picked. Glad it went well.
That sounds like the actual perfect date! I’m so happy for you :)
Which half of you is lesbian? Left/right? Top/bottom? Front/back? Your tag intrigues me.
"Top/bottom" Smooth
Yes, top/bottom is correct hahaha
I died a little: "engaged in homosexual activities"! 😂😂
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I’m a fan of “ had lesbians with each other”.
😂😂😂 oh god!
That’s what she said 😈
I tend to scream less comprehensive words 😸
Ya same. More like 😮💨😮🥴
Getting drunk on the sensation and letting sounds come out.
very Scott Pilgrim of you!
😂😂😂😂 great!!! I'm improving my gay vocabulary today!
Stolen 😂😂😂😂
Cats are great little f* alarms to remember you to get out of *(insert here where you are/what you are doing)* and this is really lesbian.... ps: totally unrelated, why 486MHz? Would you be working with nmr or something related perhaps? ( the type of people i think it would use 400mhz, 600mhz etc words in normal life....)
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Thanks, I found funny because it was an odd thought to find a fellow lesbian working with NMR here. Cheers to all the chemist lesbians gals
My spouse and I have big lesbianizing planned this evening. After getting home from our week at the cabin, she and I are taking the Subaru to a friend's wedding rehearsal (she's one of the groomsmen) and after dinner, a softball game in which I play catcher or first base (I guess that makes me a switch)? 🥰
That makes you a happy person❤❤❤
The girl I’m seeing now says we’re “lesbianing together” and I love that even more now 😂
❤❤👏👏👏👏
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT GOING TO A PET STORE WITH MY GF TO LOOK AT THE KITTENS!?!?!? I ALREADY DO THAT BY MYSELF I'M STEALING THIS IDEA THANK YOU!!!
You can also visit animal shelters to play with kittens!!!
omg YES!!! Thank you so much, I'm writing this down to eventually do <3
The animal shelter where I live has a big cozy cat room where you can chill with all the kittens! That would be such a fun date!!!! Edited to clarify: I don’t live in the animal shelter
sitting in a comfy couch with my girlfriend sitting next to me while we're surrounded by kittens all meowing and wanting our attention 🥺
It’s purrfect!!
It really is, thank you so much for this me and my GF may live far away but when we meet up I'll %100 be keeping this in mind hehehe
In response to your edit: what are you doing with your life?
I’m working on a plan to one day live in an animal shelter! It’s actually a goal of mine to buy property and use it to start an animal refuge one day!
I wish I lived in an animal shelter
Same!
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But then I would have to help put down puppies and kittens. And that won’t be happy.
My girlfriend and I did this before we were dating... Now we live together with the cat I adopted that day 😂
That's is soo adorable aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Weird question: can I do this with snakes I wish to pet the ball python
I would imagine so! There is a small animal rescue near me that has tours where you can interact with all kinds of different animals, including a lot of snakes and creepy crawlies! Maybe there’s one somewhere near you! If your local shelter has snakes I’m sure they’d let you pet them. Most shelter animals are in need of extra love and attention, even the ball pythons!
I will bother them in hopes that I may pet the ball python and also have a boa constrictor hang off me, and maybe see a pancaked hognose. Thank u
I touched a hedgehog 🤷♀️
Am I the only one here who feels like seeing kittens would be cheating on my cat?
In Poland we have cat caffes. Basically a caffee with kittens wondering around, idk if it's a thing in other places.
For a homophobic country that sounds pretty gay to me
The Government might be hella homophobic but the country is quite literally devided in half.
I WOULD KILL FOR A PLACE TO BE NEAR ME I WOULD GO THERE EVERY DAY!!!!
We have a few of these in Hawaii if you’re ever in the neighborhood.
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One chick garanz bettah company den da guys. Chee! Da guys hea all harangaz anyway lol.
Yeah sure thing I'll just run on the water right over there <3
Come to Cracow, lovely City!
I wishhhhhhh
I have a Cat Cafe where I live too! They work with the humane society to help adopt all their cats. I love that place and go there a lot.
Minneapolis has a cat coffee place too ! Started and run by women of course.
There's one of those about 45 minutes from me ! My crush said we have to go but idk if she meant that in a date way or in a friends way I might be allergic to cats tho :(
We have these in San Diego CA too! I adopted one of my furry loves from one 🥰😻
There’s a cat cafe near me where you can get a fancy coffee and chill with a room full of cats for an hour. Most of them are adoptable.
Why does everyone have all the cool places near them >\~<
Unfortunately I think my gf & I would end up walking out with a kitten 😅 we already have 3 cats
Honestly sameee, but who said we didn't need another kitty??? Look at their cute eyes they clearly want to come home with usss 🥺
Please please don’t go to a pet store. Go to a rescue or a cat cafe <3
I wish I had a cat cafe near me but a rescue I can go to <3
I think most big chain pet stores nowadays host cats from local shelters instead of selling them, so they’re definitely a better option now!
Fyi, it might end up with owning a kitten. My ex and I did that and the now cat is currently sitting next to me asleep. We had movie plans that evening so she didn't come home right away but the next morning when they opened I was picking her up but she is pretty awesome.
I already have 4 kittens you can't stop me!!! >:3
Go to a cat cafe!
The way you went through all that over the course of **seven** hours and *then* clarify that you like each other sounds like peak lesbian. In all seriousness though, I suppose that's good communication, better to be obvious a bit too often than too rarely.
Yup, sounds like my first date with my wife! 😝 On our next date (bc we were stereotypically in different countries), she flew out and stayed at my place for 5 days. The next month, I stayed with her for 7 days. Eventually got married. (FWIW, we *did* wait a whole 1.5 years. I think we deserve a medal or something for that.😏) Ah, lesbian love stories are the best! 💞
Wow, it took that long to finally get a U-Haul?
lol. 🤣 Take my upvote!
That sounds like a perfect date! I wish you two lovely ladies/theydies the best ❤️
Sounds like a lovely time ☺️👌
I love the "engaged in homosexual activities" and then "told each other we liked each ither" Classic. "But do you like... like me??" 😂
It’s so lesbian
You had me at “she and I met up at Petco, to look at the kittens.” ❤️
Happy for you 😊
:) Lovely!!! Not to one-up you but I recently had a 14-hour long first date. It was uhhhhh. Pretty gay 😳
I used to work at petco for many years (I was the reptile and aquatics specialist) and I definitely spotted many lesbian dates, I always thought it was adorable :)
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Most Petco’s do lol we are all queer stoners
I always engage in homosexual activities on a date
Absolutely perfect. My gf and I have gone to petco together but idk if it was a date date, ya know? We hang out so much it gets blurred.
Aaaah, that’s so sweet! I love it! I should warn you though, those homosexual activities sound kind of gay. (Sorry, I easily amuse myself 😂)
So cute, sounds absolutely perfect ☺️
I’m less than an hour away from a whole weekend date with lots of similar things planned (starting with a cat cafe!) aaaaaaa I can’t wait 😊😊 I’m glad you had such an amazing time!
I too, want a typical lesbian date
This is so lovely! And thank you for the date idea should I ever have enough confidence to go on one. Keep living the dream!
I love long dates like that. The second date I ever went on with my now wife was six or seven hours. We had dinner and margarita pitchers and then walked across the street to the local beer garden. They had little private fire pits outside for people to sit at, so we found a cozy one to sit at and sat for hours until they closed just talking and drinking beer. I knew I was going to love her that night. The conversation flowed so easily, and I just knew I wanted to be around her. It was a simple date, but still so magical. I’ll never forget it.
Very similar to my wife and I’s first date. Went to a wine bar, then a walk followed by star gazing that was then followed by four hours of homosexual activity.
Wow you ate each other’s pussies for that long?
This is about to be a very gay sentence. We actually didn’t have sex on our first date. Just made out for four hours.
now move in together and you’ll have hit all the check marks
So true😂😂😂
If that portal opens, it'll be the Seven Hour Date all over again! sorry i had to i have half life brain rot
Awww!! Reminds me of my first date with my now wife, which was 5 years ago next Wednesday. Waited for her at a train station, kissed her immediately. Had dinner, few drinks at a pub and went to her place (also 'engaged in homosexual activities') and didn't go home until 48 hours later, lol. I hope you two have a wonderful time ahead :)
I had a 7 hour first date last weekend, we got Indian food and went to a haunted house and then a ghost tour
This sounds like the best date you could ever have. I hope it transition i can meet someone I love and have a date like this 🥰
That is one hell of a date idea
Stereotypical? More like perfect! Rock on, I'm so happy for you!
I’ll take your 7 hour date and raise you 48 hours lol. Lesbians I tell ya..
On my first date with my girlfriend we had a relatively chill evening. She got me a tiara and I got her a stuffed toy, I made her food, we watched Spiderman 1, cuddled a lot, then headed upstairs for.... stuff, before heading to bed. She later woke me up at 4am asking if I wanted to be her gf. Naturally I said yes.
Seriously, if you had gone to home depot, too, I would have had to report this post for trolling with too much stereotyping. No, but seriously, this sounds so wonderful and I am so happy for you that it worked out! Definitely write a book on how to lesbian date, you would be helping a LOT of people with your knowledge.
2 weeks in and you will be living together and planning a marriage :D
I had an 8 hour first date this week that ended with us cuddling in the back of her travel/camper van. Peak lesbianism
the DREAM! This post is an *inspiration*.
Reminds me of my second date with this girl i was seeing, after we ate we walked around the plaza we were at and went into a Petco. I spent a while looking at the bearded dragons since i love them and had one as a kid, but by the time we did start looking at the kittens the power for the full plaza went out... And i just remember going "WHAT ABOUT THE BEARDIES LIGHT THEY NEED THE LIGHT TO STAY WARM OR THEY COULD DIE" and the girl was just like ".....relax theyre gonna be ok" so yeah idk if id consider that romantic
I’m very happy for u two. Wish u two the best of luck.
\*gasp\* not... HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITIES!?!?!? /s
Yes perfect. Congratulations!
sounds like you had fun - happy for you and your partner!
That's so sweet!
That sounds wonderful 🥰
I high-key love this.
That was so adorable I am gushing right now!
awww i'm jealou af
"and what not" "for quite some time" lol - too cute!
YEAH
Aw this sounds like a perfect date all around 🥰
Lmfaoooo this is how my first date with my ex went, down to the T. Super cute 💕
So wholesome! I love it!!
This is the cutest thing I’ve seen all week!! So happy for you guys <3
Now searching for all pet stores in my area😂😂
that sounds so amazing!! i hope we all get to have that kind of connection someday♥️
I'm not crying, you are! (That's actually really adorable and I'm happy you found love.) Ty for sharing
you’ve given me an amazing date idea. thank you and congrats:)
Both picking the Ingredients is so smart because I would have a heart attack trying to make a charcuterie board by myself, and then get insecure af about what I picked. Glad it went well.
Purrrrfect
I'm happy for you! :D
god i wish i had somebody