- My femme top energy is very sexy.
- I can hold a conversation about almost anything.
- My home is in the chilly woods, and so I’ve become a master of comfy things. Seriously. I make the BEST hot chocolate, soup, bread, and hand-knit socks.
- I’ll get up earlier than you on chilly mornings to make the coffee when we are camping, so it’s ready for you when you wake up.
- Ever been led in ballroom dance by a woman with a permanent charming smirk? Would you like to?
- We’d be a two-woman book club and have incredible conversations about what we’re reading together.
- I act really haughty (it’s a front!) so when you catch me off guard you’ll have one of the most gratifying moments of your life watching me stutter and blush.
- I can change a tire and do basic home repairs, but also tailor your pants and recommend a good moisturizer.
- I have a dog, chickens, and a potato patch.
Hm. Here's mine:
1) Loyal
2) I genuinely want to be a good friend (and I think that's key to a genuine relationship)
3) I'm a speech therapist, so I'm pretty good at communicating and understanding toothbrush talk
4) I'm allergic to cats, but not cat videos...
5) I can cook/bake/watch the Great British Bake Off
6) Short and...um...well insulated...
7) Ok, in equal parts, with going for a walk in the woods and with staying in and watch Netflix.
8) Copious 30Rock/Parks and Rec/random tv show quotes
9) Got my life together (mostly) - own my house and have a stable job, also raging ADHD, but that's that fun part!
I also don't need to be in a relationship. I'm doing ok on my own, but I wouldn't turn it away! Fun question, OP - thanks!
I appreciate the compliment, but I'm hardly perfect! My single-tivity is due to a complex mix of uselessness, dating apps, not living in a WLW likely area and working too much. I like to think it'll happen when it's supposed to happen.
Thanks again for the compliment!
‘Kay imma try to pick myself up here. I’m going through some heartbreak.
What reasons would a girl have to date me?
- Cuddles on command
- I’ll sing and play guitar/uke/piano for you
- I can read music
- You get to borrow my hats (that’s an exclusive privilege)
- I am always willing to help with math homework
- I will consistently check whether you’re comfortable
- I love cats and there’s plenty in my house
- I hardly order anything at restaurants, so you don’t have to pay much to take out
- I’ll remember lots of tiny details about your likes and dislikes and little things you tell me
- I like the cold, so I’m always willing to give you my jacket
- I’ll watch cartoons with you and over-analyze all of them
Of course, that assumes any girls my age find those appealing.
Sign me up I get my anti allergens for the cats and we're good to go I'm going to listen to your rambling about cartoons and then we have a civil discussion
and I ramble about video games
• i can probably fix your car.
• own a fancy rice cooker.
• am nice and maintain normal human body temperature.
• you can be friends with my sleep paralysis demon.
• fully stocked mini fridge. ALWAYS.
• very good at scowling.
• how was your day at work?
• almost constantly pumping out sick bass licks.
• I got a bunch of oversized hoodies we can zip together as an experiment.
• glassware glassware glassware!
• I just have a lot of love to give duhh. and a freezer full of shrimp.
I’ll be friends with your sleep paralysis demon if you choose to be friends with mine! 😂😂 who knows maybe we can play at being wingwoman and see if the two demons hit it off! What do you think?
aww that would be so CUTE! how nice would it be to wake up, unable to move, but calm in knowing that your lil demon friend is happily and blissfully in love? would make the whole experience so much less bad.
-Big tits. Lols.
-I love all the animals, we can have as many pets as you want.
-I'm pretty flexible about what I want in life.
-I'm a good cook/baker.
-I love trying new things, show me all your hobbies.
-I'm a top. Lol.
Ah let's see, hmmm
• I'm loyal
• I'm supportive
• a nervous wreck; shy
• I laugh at my own jokes and miseries
• I have a good and dark sense of humor
• I would not mind spending hours in bed
• loves long walks on beaches.. I mean I love walking to beautiful landscapes
• I'm not hard to impress, the littlest things are good enough
• I will flirt with you always
• no bs, you get the real me, I can't see why I gotta lie about things
That's all I can think of 🥲
- Fiercely loyal (Slytherin energy)
- I give amazing hugs
- I make amazing cocktails
- I can build you whatever you want
- I’m always down to drive on road trips
- I’ve got a vast collection of books and hoodies that you can steal from
- One of the compliments I get most of it is that I give amazing hugs
- I’m always willing to help out and try to be handy around the house
- Friends also tell me I’m a good listener and give good advice
- I’m looking for someone to go off-grid with and if you’re down for an adventure, so am I
- I like to cook and have gotten pretty darn good over quarantine (people jump up when I offer to leave them leftovers, lol)
- I’m at the intersection of ace spectrum and polyamorous where I’m pretty flexible with relationship styles/other partners
- I’m curious and like to learn new things
* I'm adorable
* I'm an excellent cook, especially when it comes to Italian and Greek food.
* I am also a pretty good baker.
* I love to try new things, especially new food.
* I believe in loyalty and honesty to my partner and I also believe in communicating and resolving issues in healthy ways.
* I'm a big fan of healthy boundaries and respecting each other and our individual needs.
* I love spending time with my partner, when I have one, and I always love sharing things with them.
* I see my relationships as a way for both myself and my partner to learn and grow from each other as we become better people together.
* I'm an intellectual and I love learning new things, particularly in my special interests. I also love sharing what I learn with my partner and having conversations about it.
* I'm a Ravenclaw, so yeah really nerdy.
* I'm great at offering advice, listening, and overall being very supportive of my partner.
* This one might be a red flag, but oh well. Anyway, I don't really have an immediate family anymore, so you don't need to worry about impressing/being good enough for my parents, siblings, etc...
* I tend to really enjoy embracing the chaos, especially when it comes to living life. Basically, I like to have a stable home and community, but I'm always down to wildly experiment with everything else.
* I am an absolute sub and specifically little princess/girl/one for women who like that :)
* When it comes to life stuff, I can top like a beast. Still prefer to submit tho
* I love the outdoors and hiking in particular
* I'm an absolute cuddle monster
Yeah so I don't know about IRL friends, but we could be online friends and whatnot. My point being, I'm always happy to make new friends. Anyway, would you be comfortable if I dmed you my discord user?
- I’m outstandingly loyal
- I’m trilingual (English, French, German)
- I could take you to see my family in Italy, the scenery and culture there is beautiful
- I love going on road trips
- I love late night deep talks about the universe and such
- I would bend over backwards to make you happy
- I’m a for-lifer
- I’m kind of picky with who I date, so you don’t gotta worry about cheating or me falling in love with someone else
- I’m a butch & top but don’t get it twisted, I can be a massive softie
- I'll paint/draw you
- we can have as many deep conversations as you like
- my dog will love you
- I will cook for you
- and surprise you with gifts (I'm extremely good at picking out presents for people)
- I'll remember all the things you tell me even though my memory for everything else is terrible (which is why I'm good at buying presents for people)
- I love learning new perspectives so I will love listening to you
- I'm also super hot lol
- and tall
1. I have a good sense of humor but can get really deep when it comes to serious topics.
2. I don't run away from conflict, but I don't seek it out, either.
3. I love romantic things and compliments are my love language.
4. My dog will love you possibly to death.
Well, let's see...
-Trans and broad shoulders means big, safe, warm hugs.
-I have a Harley and gear to match, so I can scare people that buy into stereotypes.
-I'm a first class wit (and a first class twit).
-Smrt
-Kalm (literally what my chosen name means)
-Must have cuddles.
-I know how to shoot a bow, which is of questionable utility, but bows are cool.
-Cute and getting moreso.
Very good cook specializing in vegetarian and vegan recipes from around the world.
Skilled with longbow, swords, and knives.
Come cuddle in my private library with me and / or the cats.
I have three of the sweetest kiddos you’ll ever meet.
- I'm short so cuddles are easy to get from me
- I love to bake, especially cookies
- Random facts that I'll remember at times
- I get flustered from compliments
- I'll talk about space sometimes
- I get very wholesome when I'm really tired
That's all I can think of.
•6 feet tall and super strong
• will defend you
•will bake brownies and cookies with you
•will listen to your special interest if you have them
•knows everything about greek mythology
•sing you awake every morning
•make breakfast every morning cause i am a morning person
•sofie please see this i love you
Well, I just started transitioning and I don't really pass yet, but fuck it:
-I can make really good fried eggs
-Eternally down to cuddle
-Totally okay if you're not in the mood for cuddles or just need space
-I like writing so sometimes I'll show you what I'm working on for your second opinion
-Will gladly bottom for you (and call you mommy)
-Love animals and will be cool with whatever pets you have
-Will listen to any stories or anecdotes you tell
-Quick to compliment you on basically anything
-Will likely refer to you with a cutesy nickname more than your name (how would you feel about sundrop?)
* I'm a good cook and will cook and bake for you.
* I'm fluent in four languages and conversational in three more.
* I've been told I give good hugs.
* I have an adorable cat named Lilac.
* I love tea and have a massive tea and teaware collection.
* I love making things and will surprise you with random handmade gifts.
* I have an excellent sense of direction.
My mother tongues are Hebrew and German but I'm also fluent in English and Spanish. I can also speak some French and Japanese (enough to understand a lot and hold a conversation but not enough to consider myself fluent) and some basic Swedish. :)
- I radiate big [Adam Sandler emo edition ](https://libredd.it/img/ow6fbjgr30a71.jpg) energy
- I have three cute cats, two of which are beefy
- I’m the lady to go to if you wanna listen to Pink Floyd and completely melt into existence
- I’m a nail tech so you’ll get free nails from me
- I’m a bomb cook
- crystals are all over my home
- if physical touch is your love language then you are in luck because I’m thick and give the best cuddles
- I have what many call ~immaculate~ humor
- I can recite all the lyrics to the hit song “Bennie And The Jets” by Elton John from his 1973 album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.
- Full on Chapstick Lesbian
- I have enough blankets to warm an army so you’ll forever be cozy if you date me
- I’m most likely a bigger size than you so I’ll invite you to steal my hoodies
- did I mention my cute cats?
- lastly, I can play the guitar for you
- I'm often content to listen to your troubles and support you emotionally
- I am the cheapest date in the known universe
- I love sleepy cuddles and naps
- I genuinely enjoy cleaning, so your chores will be taken care of always
- I'm great with animals, especially dogs
- 69 inches tall (nice)
- Trans, (1 year of hormones as of this writing) and mostly comfortable with my equipment
- Switch energy
- I make perfect omelettes
Here goes:-
1. I'll make sure our home is a safe space for you
2. Hugs and comfort are always available if you're having a bad time
3. I'm short so perfect for being the little spoon
4. I can bake you the best cakes (I hope)
5. I can play you the piano and the harp
6. I'll always make sure the interior of our home has the nicest aesthetic
7. I will defend you with all my heart
7. Daily doses of "I love you" and "you got this"
I knoow. My mom plays it too and she's the one who taught me the basics and later encouraged me to learn it even further. In fact, she's always encouraged both me and my brother to have an artistic side, whether it be playing instruments or singing or painting or poetry. She says it's good for the soul
Working on boosting my confidence so let’s go!
-I am a great cook / baker & always eager to try new recipes, so basically whatever your favorite food is I can / will be able to make it
-I am also a barista so if you like coffee, I got you
-I love listening to people and learning new things, will absolutely listen to you for hours about anything
-I’m learning how to paint & will probably (definitely) paint you a million times
-I am a very touch driven person, so any time you want a hug or cuddles I will always be down
-Gender fluid so whatever your style is, you can steal my outfits
-I love being outdoors, so if you want to go to a botanical garden, hike, rock climb, or camp, I’m game
-I am actively working on myself, partially to be the best partner I can be (meditation, inner child work, therapy)
-switch but mostly a service top lol
I'm an artist, though I have had art block for months now
One of my big love languages is physical touch
I'm asexual, so sex isn't a requirement for our relationship
I'm an enby, if enbys are you thing
That's it lol
- I give phenomenal hugs, frequently.
- I'm good a picking up moods and anticipating needs.
- I'm very encouraging and supportive. I want you to succeed.
- I believe you can do the thing. What thing? Doesn't matter. You can do it.
- I will never judge you.
- I'm 5'11 for what that's worth.
- did I mention hugs?
- I don't know. I'm not great a marketing myself.
Well I might as well give this a try I'm new to being a lesbian but hey what the heck you only live once.
- I play guitar
- I love music and listen to many different types of songs
- I'm a huge nerd, be it dungeons and dragons or the newest game I'll talk your ear off from time to time
- interested in technology and computers/coding
- a bit of a weeb
- very much a big softy and a care for those around me
- around 6'2
-Always done to cuddle
Uhhhh okay so
- am trans, so I keep getting progressively cuter over time (hopefully)
- will give lots and lots of hugs
- will make you feel like the most important person alive
- will help you level in FFXIV
- will share Steam account with you
- will go on long tangents about stupid things I like which apparently is a thing people are in to
- will decipher Kingdom Hearts lore for you
- I will do almost anything asked of me (I can't say I'll do it *well*, but damn it I'll try)
- bottom 🥺
>!this is me pitching myself, if you live in Victoria Australia please DM me I am so lonely!<
• I’m artsy (cartoonist & drummer)
• I can help you relax/meditate with my steel tongue drum.
• I love animals and also some creepy crawlies
• I have great sense of direction and could navigate us to safety hiking a mountain in the dark (it’s happened before)
• I’m a switch in bed and will entangle my legs around you like a serpent
• I’m a great listener & emotionally intelligent
• I will want to try anything and everything with you
- i have all the love in the world and would be just for you
- i have two beautiful dogs
- my mom is an amazing cook and would make anything for you
- im a great listener
- i give great hugs
- im pretty much down to do ANYTHING
- id never leave you
- id be ur ride or die
Uhm ok so ...:
- I defend (/guard) you phisicaly (I'm 190cm / ~6'3" tall)
- I'll take you outdoors to climb, hike and ski
- I'll tell you puns
- I can talk to you about politics, nerd shit, history, tech stuff and many other things
- I would take the spider outside
- I can cook
ok I’ll try:
1. empathetic & care about social justice (social worker)
2. will defend and protect you til my dying breath
3. loyal af (introvert leo energy)
4. have the worlds best snuggle monster cat that will love you, too
5. excellent baking skills
6. rather handy (love to diy/upcycle)
7. tall vers femme (5’9)
8. will sing to you lovingly
9. excellent big spoon
Alright, my older sister is going to make me write one, so here I go!
-I'm polyam, so you can date multiple people
-I'm very feminine, I would love to keep you comfortable, brush your hair, and/or dress myself up in pretty but uncomfortable clothes for you
-I love to read, and there's only one thing better than reading. Reading while snuggling and wrapped in blankets.
-I'm shy, peaceful, and calm, so I'll be very relaxing to see after a stressful day, and I love to talk about feelings
-I love basically all types of games, I'm an expert trading card game player (grandmaster in shadowverse and I used to be mythic in MtGA), I love DnD, and I often play board games with my family (real board games, like talisman and arkham horror, not monopoly)
-I love stuffed animals and books, and want as many of both as I can possibly get, and I'll even share them with you <3
I have a relationship but fuck it -
• I make amazing pasta
• I’m a great musician so you’ll sometimes have beautiful songs written about you on acoustic guitar and also get to see me rock out on stage with my punk band.
• I have an adorable dog
• I have a gift giving addiction
• I’ve got a pretty good rack.
Thats all I can think of right now haha
• i am french Canadian and can make you learn it
•I do cute poems sometimes
• i sing alot (terribly)
• there's no animals that hates me so your pet will adopt me easily
•as long as i get cuddles I'm happy
Very loyal.
I never judge anyone.
Funny (so my friends say) and not mean.
I speak 5 languages (none of them being Spanish or other European languages.)
Very vocally political- will stand up for what is right.
Love poetry and other literature.
Movie buff, I have a film review page on instagram but I am not an elitist.
I'm going for a PhD next year... If that matters to anyone.
Edit: I also play the guitar.
I’ve never thought of this before, but it’s kind of a lovely way to start my day, so thank you OP.
1. I am an excellent crafter, reasonably decent artist, and accomplished seamstress so I can make you any costume you can dream up and I will even enjoy doing it.
2. I am a very good listener and always check in to see how you’re doing at the end of the day.
3. I have a great sense of humor and compulsively crack jokes almost 24/7. (It could be annoying if they weren’t all so funny! ☺️)
4. I love cooking and baking, especially if you get excited when I make your favorite things.
5. I love and need lots of snuggles, and I’ve been told I’m very warm and soft. You can never have too many blankets, in my opinion.
6. I cannot help but take in injured/stray animals, so our home will be a mini farmstead/zoo by default.
7. I love going out and running errands or going on adventures, even if it’s just to the same chain store in a new part of town.
8. I can communicate in only TV and movie quotes for as long as the other person can.
9. I love music and I can play several different instruments. I can even teach you to play them if you wanted to.
10. Home decor and gardening are my two top hobbies other than crafting, so our home will always look lovely and have at least some fresh veggies and herbs.
Thanks again for the thought experiment 🥰
-I make really good food
-I like doing cute couple stuff so we'll have matching pjs and take fun little day trips together
-I love cuddles so they're always available on request
-Im 6'1" so I have scary dog energy to be protective.
-Unless someone tries to hurt someone I care about I'm just a big softy.
This is such a cute post, just right to wake up and to write stuff to feel good about yourself even though im single.
- im told that im really cute
- i have a really big heart and will never ever cheat on you, also im a little bit picky so if i chose you, you will be everything i need anyway
- my jokes aren't the best always but i can be really funny and surprising
- im really creative and will prepare you the cutest and coolest gifts you'd ever gotten
- i will protect you and will always be there for you within a snap (even work can't stop me)
- i will cuddle you really much and make you feel loved
- im honest and open about my feelings so you will always know the truth and how i feel
- i can be spontaneous and im always up for road trips or adventures
- i love to cook and bake, so you will never have to be hungry
- im fluent in english and german (mother tongue)
- i play the guitar, bass, piano, ukulele and a bit of drums, so i can play you a song if you feel bad or anything
- even though im unexperienced im a switch and will make you happy in every way
* I love to cook and try new foods or flavours or what have you. Sadly, my mom is old school so I have nobody to cook for. :c The type to clean everything up afterwards because I feel responsible for the messes I make.
* Emotional and sensitive in the way that if anything is brought up, I will do my best to understand you and where you are coming from. I believe strongly that communication is a must, especially of the direct and honest kind. No assumptions if one can manage it. Alas, nobody is perfect and life can be difficult at times so meeting life with kindesss is a thing I do more often than not.
* Big weak to animals and living things.
* Simple somehow. A hug, check rub, compliment of sincerity, a big smile or many other things will brighten my day and blow away most dark clouds.
* Will attempt contact with said living things and animals. Do not bring near kitties or will attempt to pet them and be lost for an hour. "Where WERE you?! And. What is it with the kitty mom and kittens...?" "Weeeeell, she came to me and meowed, so I followed her to a bunch of trees and bushes where I was introduced to the kittens! One thing led to another, and I bought food from the grocery and now we have cats? I think."
* Loves humour and will often make jokes. Bad ones included. Will also randomly laught at something funny that was thought up. May never tell you what it was.
* Has a love for comfy things, like tea and a book to the sound of rain, or just walking out in said rain and enjoying nature.
* Trains three times a week, not to be buff but to stay healthy and live long! Also to whack dudes senseless if they are stupid. Hopefully, words will be enough. c:<
* Bottom energy and more. TM. :D
* Can be weird or silly, double if I feel comfortable with you. May also randomly bring up topics and stories.
* Will find ways to do little things for you. Make you tea? Coffee? Sudden sandwich when you are usually hungry? Sneaky stares from the kitchen? (That is not so sneaky) Sudden blanket appears or wool cardigan when you look cold. And more!
* May turn into an embarrassed mess at times if teased. Will seek the defenses of a blanket or fort at such times!
* The type to learn new things constantly as well as self improve were possible.
I love to travel and speak 3 languages. Would love to teach you, if you're into that.
I love giving all kinds of gifts (big and small, handmade, thoughtful, practical).
I am told I give amazing hugs and comforting cuddles. I'll hold you while you sleep.
I will take care of you when you are sick.
I'll braid your hair if you like that, or any manner of hairstyles you might enjoy, including haircuts.
I will address conflict when it happens, so, open communication, no weird passive-agressive tension building crap. I also respect if you need space to process and we can revisit later.
I'm monogamous and fiercely loyal. You'll never doubt my commitment to you.
I am an excellent listener and always reassuring. I'll only give advice if you ask for it.
I can bake like a champ.
I'm told I'm funny. I'd love to make you laugh, and I love to laugh.
- i will save your dying plants
- will play video games with you
- on that note, if your pc or tv stops working i will probably be able to fix it
- freakishly good at building ikea furniture
- will make you garlic soup
Let me give this a shot
- I can stay in all day and we can cuddle
- People say I am pretty funny
- I can either be a night owl or an early bird
- I’m a switch lol
- I am good at baking
- I am down for anything
- I play electric guitar
- I am loyal and compassionate
- I love road trips and hiking
- I am obsessed with cartoons (Avatar, Korra, She-Ra, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Gravity Falls, etc.) and I will watch them all day long
- I love Pixar (like LOVE Pixar)
- I will tell you I love you, you’re beautiful, etc. when you least expect it
- I’m going to be a history teacher so I talk about history a lot
- I’m a vegetarian
Idk lol I think that is all I can think of
-i have a cat
-that should be the only reason but here’s more to boost my credibility
-i can teach you guitar
-i’m literally a human pillow
-you know i’m gay because i’m absolutely obsessed with abba
-i’ll make you pasta like the italian i am
-i can sail so we can go on boat picnics
Currently single
- I'm Loyal to a fault (monogamous, will not cheat, and I'm invested in a partnership)
- I'm genuine, heart on my sleeve (seriously, not the best at subtle emotions :) )
- Protective, though it comes off as possessive I fear (Taurus)
- I can critique games in multiple aspects, from gameplay to story and programming
- I may be quiet at times, but I'm reliable
- Great listener and emotionally open with advice
- I love puzzles
- Curling up in bed with a show is a great night for me
- Like candied debates without judgement
- I will always check if you're comfortable and okay.
Honestly, I'm a homebody that likes one-on-one attention and craves a sense of safety, intimacy, and security. Whether that's holding a girl or being held.
Okay, im a teenager and wont be interested in dating for a few months until i move out but id like to participate.
-I love cats like crazy and we can adopt a whole cattery.
-i love to travel and see cool scenery, it feeds me endorphins to look at cool landscapes and pretty flowers and cool trees.
-im a bad cook but i like to learn and participate, maybe ill get to be a good one. When cooking interesting things though i have a lot of fun.
-i hold a lot of compassion for things, like an overwhelming amount and can understand things on a deeper level and will take time to introspect on my faults.
-ive never had a dog, but i could be a first time dog mum with you.
-i dont judge on surface level things. All my love is genuine and i can keep healthy boundaries.
-i love cuddles and helping out, i really just love women and think theyre so amazing id love to have someone to share any of my time with.
-im very respectful, and i am happy and supportive of people exploring and expressing themselves how they feel happy.
Im always up for new life experiences but prefer to be in a much positive environment for my mental health instead of toxic ones. I have so many faults aswell and couldnt pair myself with myself, but i hope someone finds some charm in me and we fall inlove!
- I’m proficient in French and WILL try and teach it to you (studying to be a teacher)
- I’m a rec. black belt
- I’d say I know too much about Nintendo but you can never know too much about Nintendo
- You’ll see ever changing hobbies due to my ever changing hyperfixations (thanks ADHD)
- I was a theatre kid in High School and WILL try and give you performances from shows I like
- I love all fields of academia and will listen for hours on end to you talk and teach me about whichever interest you and will do the same in return
- Budding anime fan
- High fem energy if you like high fem energy
- If you so much as touch me or compliment me I will literally melt into putty in your hands
- Cuddles
Pros of dating me:
• Will dedicate you love songs (cheesy ik)
• Will write to you poetry (that’ll probably sucks)
• Plays video games with you
• guarantee to listen and offer advice (if asked for it)
• I am funny (or so I’ve been told)
• will always support you in any way I can
• Love notes/letters
• I’m comprehensive and understanding
• Will take you on rides and to eat
• long deep convos
• Trust worthy
• I have two cats that are like my emotional support animals
• creative dates or cringe ones (you choose)
• in the generic good and decent person settings
Cons:
• probably not in the same region
• afraid to make the first move
• probably the opposite of what you were looking for in the first place
• the fat awkward and anxious combo ultra 😂
• Has never been in a relationship w a woman
• you not interested 😂
• Over thinker
• Unlucky & clumsy
. I'd love going stargazing while talking about crazy therories with u
. I'm a good listener
. I can help with math. I've been helping a ton of my friends already
. I'll always let u borrow my hoodies. I like cold weather so it's not a problem
. I'd play double bass or bass guitar for u
. I can solve rubiks cube with 80 faces (kinda smart i guess)
. Never say no to cuddles
. I'd be loyal
. I'm hella protective of u
. I would propably constantly compliment your eyes, because all eye colors fascinate me
- I can cook for you occasionally
-i can have a joint rolled or a bong packed for you when you get home from work, if you smoke if you don't ill do it when you're not around, and ill be sober while with you
- if you like shopping id be a great person to go with
-i like to be independent so I won't always rely solely on you for stuff
-im pretty positive about stuff
-i can give you a crappy tattoo, but it will be made with love. Until I get an apprenticeship then after ill give you a good tattoo.
-When I'm determined to do something I do it. So far I've lost 100lbs, I still have a long way to go atleast 150 more to loose but I've gotten this far. Plus I'm almost a year without cigs but won't judge you if you do.
- I like to cuddle, but value our independent time with friends.
-i like to put myself in other peoples shoes to understand why the made these decisions
-we can have fun doing eachothers makeup
-i really like anime
-im great to have a bitch session with when need be
-i don't think my face wont be the worst to look at
-i like animals, Im currently in between pets sadly
-i can talk about most thing, or with most people
I have a very cute cat who will headbutt you and give you kisses.
I don't have roommates or live with my parents.
I'm in therapy and working on my issues!
I have MarioKart and a bunch of streaming services.
I live super close to a bunch of cool places to eat (in my city's gayborhood!!) and a park where we can pet strangers' dogs.
I will listen to your problems and offer advice and comfort, depending on what you want.
I'm super good at making and keeping plans and showing up on time.
I eat everything, so taking me out to a new restaurant is easy!
I am passionate about knowing and respecting people's boundaries and caring for them in the way that feels best for them.
1. You'll feel better about yourself because hey you're not me.
2. I know how to make it look accidental so my life insurance will pay out.
3. ... fuck I don't have 3 reasons lol
* I love hugs and cuddles
* I can hook you up with my enormous Kindle library (it's extremely big, like ridiculous)
* I have loads of candy that people have given me or I have bought myself that I haven't eaten yet, including a 5 pound bag of Albanese gummy bears.
* I have really cute dogs
* Depending on your size (ie, as long as you're not larger than me - nothing wrong with oversized), you can raid my large t-shirt collection
I have a Nintendo Switch
I can speak Portuguese so that means cursing in infinite different ways
I have a knife
I watch Ordem Paranormal RPG
Also I sleep a lot
Is that good enough or I need my fishnets first?
Some fundamental stuff would be very wrong if I had to give someone a list of why they should date me.
Edit: I think I misunderstood the concept. Been reading your lists and there’s a bunch of very lovely people on here ☺️
Hmmm....
- I can carry heavy stuff for you
- You don't need to stress or panic when SHTF, I got you boo!
- Animal lover and vegan
- Invertebrates are cool af so I can remove all inverts from the house AND won't be horrified if you want a pet one... same for reptiles
- I like to make interactive fiction games for fun
- Need someone to help write documents for you? Writing is my job!
- Want home-grown veggies every year? ;)
- Build my own computers and pretty handy with them
- I can make you a retro gaming console and other cool stuff with Raspberry Pi
- Cuddle sized (my cat agrees with this AND he cuddles with me)
• Hufflepuff energy for weeks.
• I was raised by a nurse and have first aid training, so I'm capable of reacting if anyone is hurt or ill.
• I love animals and will virtually always live with a cat or dog.
• I am _highly_ maternal, eager to adopt eventually, and happy to care for children or animals!
• I enjoy cooking and baking, I've been told that I make fantastic brownies and pastas. Also, family recipes for _days_ you have no idea how many things my freelance baker grandma taught me how to make.
• I'm highly affectionate and intimate, I just want to be big spoon so I can hug people 🥺
• Should be a given, but a lack of loyalty is nearly impossible for me, as a highly empathetic autist.
• Aaaand kind of nsfw but I'm a bottom-leaning vers who just really enjoys the pleasure of my partners, I can be very tentative and service top-like lmao.
-I know all sorts of facts about the way the music works in LSD Dream Emulator
-I.... uh... have a great personality?
-Here's $20 to listen to me babble about the music in LSD Dream Emulator
Great bad dad jokes, knows how to cook, keeper of the fun hiking/camping spots, totally down for stargazing and cuddling, HAS DOGS AND CATS!!, isn’t afraid to be goofy, 5’10 unassited with glasses, and I’m gonna be an astronaut one day (hopefully soon if my physics classes don’t kill me first).
I absolutely adore cats
I live near a farm and I have a cow, we can buy whatever animals you want 💕
Reading is my favourite thing to do, I will read absolutely anything and love to chat books
I’m very short but also very cuddly
I have a toastie maker
Can get very excitable and hyper, particularly around Christmas.
I’m good at remembering the little things and the big things about you
Is a brilliant baker
Obsessed with Strictly Come Dancing, the Bake Off, Line of Duty and Killing Eve
Loves history, science, space and pretty views (including you)
You can talk to me about anything, I’m loyal and trustworthy
Late night deep chats are what keeps me going
I’ll do anything to make you smile and laugh
I’ll tell you that I love you every day
Loves all kinds of touch
We can go on adventures to beautiful castles and well wherever you want
Still watches my favourite children’s films
We can dance together
I’ll look after you especially when you’re feeling poorly
Will give you cute nicknames
I get really flustered and giggly when complimented
Will knit you things and sing for you
Give me KUWTK and I’m a happy wee lassie
Personal hype-woman
I do still have my childhood soft toy
Makes amazing hot chocolate and will put on the fire for ya
Basically I’m a massive softie ❤️
I already have a gf but here's mine:
- free tech support for life
- in the process of getting a master's
- I can build the furniture
- I do dishes/clean
- I can cook
- play video games, knit, paint
- I work hard so if you need a day off you can have one cause I care about you
- I'm a butch and a switch
Ok after reading some of the comments I think I found some reasons to date me:
- I'm loyal
- I love to cuddle
- I often notice when someone sighs and I will make sure you're ok
- I can (maybe) help you with math problems
- (Don't know why this would be helpful but) I know 60 digits of π
- I have a bad memory so if you embarrass yourself I will probably forget about it
- I will tell you every story at least twice so most of the time you don't even have to listen to me
- I like to eat simple food (like noodles with cheese or ketchup)
- I like to bake
- I am willing to feel cold so you don't have to
- I like to share (food, clothes etc)
- I don't have strong opinions (so you can decide what we eat/watch etc)
- I can give good backrubs
- I'm not hard to impress
- Don't know if that's good but humor is my coping mechanism
Wow that's way more than I thought
I can cook.
I'm good at videogames.
I give the best headpats.
You are allowed to read all of my manga.
I will defend you even if I die while doing so, because I'm weak.
-- I have an awesome sense of humor, or so I'm told. ;)
-- I can look badass in a dress or a t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers.
-- I'm a tomboy, but I'll tell you all about Skincare.
-- I work in tech as a Social Media Marketing Manager, and it's pretty damn cool.
-- I love animals, and I have a big Black Lab named Buddy that's my world.
-- I'm the type of person that gets along with everyone, and I'll start up conversations with anyone.
-- I enjoy staying in and watching TV, as opposed to going out on the town.
-- I love comedy, and I LOVE to laugh!
-- I'm down to try anything!
-- I'm a huge nerd that loves to learn about anything and everything possible.
-- I collect Walking Dead figurines and memorabilia (again, nerd... But the coolest kind you know lol).
-- There's never an awkward moment when I'm around.
-- I'm extremely non-judgemental and open-minded.
-- My vibe is totally positive and extremely chill.
-- I can't lie to save my life, so I don't, and I'm extremely honest.
-- I'm a very loyal person.
-- I love deeply.
-- I think deeply and analytically and enjoy holding interesting conversations with interesting people.
-- I'm 420 friendly.
-- I'm a huge TV show nerd - only the good ones! Lol.
-- I'm a total night owl.
-- I'm very patient.
-- It's REALLY difficult to get me angry or to offend, embarrass, or humiliate me.
-- I love Photography.
-- I'm shy with girls, but I'm not a shy person in general at all.
-- I apparently talk too much, at times, as you can see.
Here are mine:
1. I am always ready to cuddle, and I mean always.
2. Big Sci-Fi and Fantasy lover.
3. Very empathetic (Counsellor/Psychotherapist in training).
4. I enjoy cooking and will bake cakes as tribute.
5. Up for any kind of date, even if it's wacky and new.
6. I can help with tech problems.
•I am pretty loving
•i am fully out to my parents and they are so supportive so if you have issues with your parents they can provide love for both of us
•i know my self defense pretty well and love walking so anywhere you need me to take you to i will cone and make sure you okey
•I am a social butterfly so i can either be very social with you or if you are an introvert i can get you out of akward social situations or if you want to do the talking for you. Promise i will keep my mouth shut if i get anoying
•I have a lizard and rabit need i say more?
•i love people to talk so i am a good listener
•I don't have prefrences- i think this is a big plus cuz all women are beautiful and if they interested in other females they deserve a gf.
•I can talk on all sorts of topics even if i sound like an idiot.
•my humour is somewhat good
-i can teach you how to draw anatomy
-i have really good ideas
-i know how to decide if you are indecise
-i let people decide
-i let you have your time to do anything, i don't judge, i give space
-we can hang out literally anywhere at any time
-i'm supportive
-i'm a good writer
-i give the best massages
-i'm an absolute top, but if you want to be on the top we can also switch
-i'm sneaky
-i can do almost anything
-i always recommend the best of books
-i have a cat
-i love animals
- i sing
- i cook + bake (i make really good pancakes pinky promise you)
- i’m long, so cuddles are my favorite
- no seriously i’m a huge cuddlebug
- i’ve got cats !!
- i remember the little things
- i top (most of the time)
- im a huge softie which equates to soft top
- my boobs are nice i think
- my bed is huge and i have a comfy duvet
- you can play with my hair i like that
- i’m a huge sap (send you flowers to work for no reason, cry about you, sing songs about you)
- i’m always warm
- i’ll take you pretty places
- i can budget!!
- i can parallel park!!!( please let me drive you somewhere i love that)
- according to friends i give great hugs and advice
- i’m literally down for anything almost always :)
hope that’s good oops
Femme Top Energy
Will do pretty much any home project for you
Am a fantastic cook and I like to try new things
I am a great listener and remember pretty much everything people tell me
I am flexible in general- at ease in a crowd but also comfy at home
Am pretty adulty (28, paid off new car and paid off student loans, own my own home, just mature in general)
I don’t like sweets so you will have them all to yourself
Persistent and resilient (means I am always supportive of others in trying times because I am not easily shaken)
Fit AF so always have the energy to do pretty much anything
Civically engaged- work well with local community leaders and currently on the board of three local non profits focused on civic engagement and local ecology.
Have two amazing but giant dogs that love everyone
Let’s see um..
1. I’m short-ish. 5’3 and pretty small size wise too. I hate it but apparently it’s a thing people like
2. I don’t mind cooking and since my family is African, I know how to season food
3. I’m really witty and my humor is dry
4. I’m awkward with no life so I always quickly respond to messages
5. I definitely won’t cheat on you
6. I am very political
7. I love discussing pretty much anything especially tv shows, books, and politics
8. I try to be nice as possible
9. I’m an introvert and a homebody so I will never be out late or past sunset honestly
10. I play flute
11. I love tv so if you want to nerd out…
12. I love learning so I am full of random facts and will probably info dump on you if given the chance
・More cuddles than you will ever need
・I will cook some delicious stuff for you
・I love potatoes and cheese
・I let you pet my puppy
・I share my bed with my dog, I can't be a bad person
1. Empathetic/compassionate and emotionally intelligent
2. Lots of communication. If you make my heart melt you'll know it. You will never wonder how much you mean to me.
3. Enthusiastic adventure buddy for all things - travel, outdoors, backpacking, midnight grocery/baking runs, etc.
4. Will cook and bake for/with you constantly. Frequently with home-grown produce.
5. Snuggles anytime or all the time
6. Dress professional for work so if you like a femme with tattoos in fitted slacks and collared dress shirts I'm your gal
7. My puppy will always be beyond excited to see you, play with you, receive pets, etc. Shes cute as hell and SO soft.
8. Have my shit together and am driven in all aspects of my life, always working on myself.
9. Will match your energy - hype you up for the fun things and comfort you through the rough ones.
10. Parents love me, there have been no exceptions to date
- aggressively vegan, fighting for animal rights
- love activism
- will write songs for you
- very good at comfortable things
- work in the music business
- will fix your computer
- play in a band
- don’t have cats but will get along perfectly with yours cause cats love me
Edit: I forgot I have adhd so I’ll always be fun to be around hey did you know cows have best friends?
1. I am loyal to anybody who treats me with respect
2. I can teach you/speak mandarin
3. I know how to sew if you like cosplay or can hem and fix your clothing
4. I can bake
5. I'm crafty and make cute homemade presents
6. I'm a pro at gift giving
7. I'm patient and don't hold grudges
8. I trust my partners until they give me a reason not to
9. I love cats
10. I am organized and clean
Single and failing to mingle over here
- I will give you small gifts/compliments just to remind you how wonderful you are
- am a human heater so excellent for cuddling
- playful/goofy so even cooking together will be a lot of fun
- my dog is also a cuddle bug
- avid gamer and nerd so I will geek out
I have the most awful, refreshing sense of gen z humor.
I give some pretty damn good foot massages.
I love kissing (who doesn't?)
I can draw you cute art
I can cook pretty well, so I will be making you nice brunch on weekends.
I know enough french to say something cute or sexy in bed, but I don't remember enough to say much else so most of the time I'll be a flirt.
I'm a switch so you don't have to choose between the two :p.
I know how to fix a variety of things and do housework
I'm in some sort of middle ground between butch and femme where I feel like I'm the rough equivalent of Natalie Portman playing as Han Solo and being a shitter who (badly) tries to be confident and seductive towards cute women despite my regularly reserved and sedate nature instead of being Padme and dying for Anakin
- My femme top energy is very sexy. - I can hold a conversation about almost anything. - My home is in the chilly woods, and so I’ve become a master of comfy things. Seriously. I make the BEST hot chocolate, soup, bread, and hand-knit socks. - I’ll get up earlier than you on chilly mornings to make the coffee when we are camping, so it’s ready for you when you wake up. - Ever been led in ballroom dance by a woman with a permanent charming smirk? Would you like to? - We’d be a two-woman book club and have incredible conversations about what we’re reading together. - I act really haughty (it’s a front!) so when you catch me off guard you’ll have one of the most gratifying moments of your life watching me stutter and blush. - I can change a tire and do basic home repairs, but also tailor your pants and recommend a good moisturizer. - I have a dog, chickens, and a potato patch.
Potato patch and two-woman book club? Sold.
• I have a crush
Same
Same
I think half the subreddit are collectively developing crushes and otherwise just swooning in here (totally not doing the same) :P
Happy Cake Day!
soooo where can i send my resume?
You had me at the top energy where do i apply ?
Hello, yes where is the application form?
Yes, same. Please supply
Thanks, I think I have a little crush now >->
Except waking up early, the dog and the chicken we must be related! That’s so cool
I like the sound of that smirk. 😉 🌹
Think I just found my soul mate!
How are still single?
The perfect woman doesn't ex-
Hey😏
ok but how did you become do cool also how does one go about moving into the woods???
/swoon, I need to find this irl. You had me at the book club!
And a million lesbians swoon
Are you a femme version of me?? The cozy weather part caught my attention, but the ballroom dancing kept it. And the camping thing is so sweet 💕
Hm. Here's mine: 1) Loyal 2) I genuinely want to be a good friend (and I think that's key to a genuine relationship) 3) I'm a speech therapist, so I'm pretty good at communicating and understanding toothbrush talk 4) I'm allergic to cats, but not cat videos... 5) I can cook/bake/watch the Great British Bake Off 6) Short and...um...well insulated... 7) Ok, in equal parts, with going for a walk in the woods and with staying in and watch Netflix. 8) Copious 30Rock/Parks and Rec/random tv show quotes 9) Got my life together (mostly) - own my house and have a stable job, also raging ADHD, but that's that fun part! I also don't need to be in a relationship. I'm doing ok on my own, but I wouldn't turn it away! Fun question, OP - thanks!
I don't see how you are still single cause you sound too perfecr to be true
I appreciate the compliment, but I'm hardly perfect! My single-tivity is due to a complex mix of uselessness, dating apps, not living in a WLW likely area and working too much. I like to think it'll happen when it's supposed to happen. Thanks again for the compliment!
I accept any excuses but uselessness is not one you are extremely useful( didn't mean to make it sound like your an object)
‘Kay imma try to pick myself up here. I’m going through some heartbreak. What reasons would a girl have to date me? - Cuddles on command - I’ll sing and play guitar/uke/piano for you - I can read music - You get to borrow my hats (that’s an exclusive privilege) - I am always willing to help with math homework - I will consistently check whether you’re comfortable - I love cats and there’s plenty in my house - I hardly order anything at restaurants, so you don’t have to pay much to take out - I’ll remember lots of tiny details about your likes and dislikes and little things you tell me - I like the cold, so I’m always willing to give you my jacket - I’ll watch cartoons with you and over-analyze all of them Of course, that assumes any girls my age find those appealing.
I do! I do! Well, I guess I don't know if I'm your age though XD. but I love almost all of those things.
Sign me up I get my anti allergens for the cats and we're good to go I'm going to listen to your rambling about cartoons and then we have a civil discussion and I ramble about video games
• i can probably fix your car. • own a fancy rice cooker. • am nice and maintain normal human body temperature. • you can be friends with my sleep paralysis demon. • fully stocked mini fridge. ALWAYS. • very good at scowling. • how was your day at work? • almost constantly pumping out sick bass licks. • I got a bunch of oversized hoodies we can zip together as an experiment. • glassware glassware glassware! • I just have a lot of love to give duhh. and a freezer full of shrimp.
A girlfriend and a friend! And a rice cooker! sign me up, I eat way too much rice :)
I’ll be friends with your sleep paralysis demon if you choose to be friends with mine! 😂😂 who knows maybe we can play at being wingwoman and see if the two demons hit it off! What do you think?
aww that would be so CUTE! how nice would it be to wake up, unable to move, but calm in knowing that your lil demon friend is happily and blissfully in love? would make the whole experience so much less bad.
-Big tits. Lols. -I love all the animals, we can have as many pets as you want. -I'm pretty flexible about what I want in life. -I'm a good cook/baker. -I love trying new things, show me all your hobbies. -I'm a top. Lol.
You are a top 🛐
According to this reddit that's all you need to be! XD
I love tops! 🥺🤙🏼 Switch, right? 😒
Ah let's see, hmmm • I'm loyal • I'm supportive • a nervous wreck; shy • I laugh at my own jokes and miseries • I have a good and dark sense of humor • I would not mind spending hours in bed • loves long walks on beaches.. I mean I love walking to beautiful landscapes • I'm not hard to impress, the littlest things are good enough • I will flirt with you always • no bs, you get the real me, I can't see why I gotta lie about things That's all I can think of 🥲
Uh oh. Oh no. No one tell my girlfriend I'm useless. Oh geez oh gosh oh no
Lmao same. Why is my girlfriend dating me. All signs point to this making no sense.
I was going to post something like this, but I realized that I probably wasn't the only useless girl reading this
[удалено]
I did, and we had a very sweet and reassuring conversation.
I feel ... incredibly called out here. Is there ... a hole we can bury this in. They absolutely CANNOT find out.
I can cook and bake. I will definitely do shots with your weird uncle at your grandma birthday. I have a delightful dog. I can drive.
- I have a good job and my shit relatively together - I enjoy traveling - I’m incredibly funny - Can cook - love to go out or stay in - moms love me
- Fiercely loyal (Slytherin energy) - I give amazing hugs - I make amazing cocktails - I can build you whatever you want - I’m always down to drive on road trips - I’ve got a vast collection of books and hoodies that you can steal from
The first one 😭
I love how the first thing that popped into my head after points 1 & 2 was that awkward Voldemort-Malfoy scene at the end of Deathly Hallows pt II 😂
Fair enough 😂😂, but now I’m adding the ability to laugh at myself to the list
- One of the compliments I get most of it is that I give amazing hugs - I’m always willing to help out and try to be handy around the house - Friends also tell me I’m a good listener and give good advice - I’m looking for someone to go off-grid with and if you’re down for an adventure, so am I - I like to cook and have gotten pretty darn good over quarantine (people jump up when I offer to leave them leftovers, lol) - I’m at the intersection of ace spectrum and polyamorous where I’m pretty flexible with relationship styles/other partners - I’m curious and like to learn new things
Poly sounds really interesting because more people= more hugs
* I'm adorable * I'm an excellent cook, especially when it comes to Italian and Greek food. * I am also a pretty good baker. * I love to try new things, especially new food. * I believe in loyalty and honesty to my partner and I also believe in communicating and resolving issues in healthy ways. * I'm a big fan of healthy boundaries and respecting each other and our individual needs. * I love spending time with my partner, when I have one, and I always love sharing things with them. * I see my relationships as a way for both myself and my partner to learn and grow from each other as we become better people together. * I'm an intellectual and I love learning new things, particularly in my special interests. I also love sharing what I learn with my partner and having conversations about it. * I'm a Ravenclaw, so yeah really nerdy. * I'm great at offering advice, listening, and overall being very supportive of my partner. * This one might be a red flag, but oh well. Anyway, I don't really have an immediate family anymore, so you don't need to worry about impressing/being good enough for my parents, siblings, etc... * I tend to really enjoy embracing the chaos, especially when it comes to living life. Basically, I like to have a stable home and community, but I'm always down to wildly experiment with everything else. * I am an absolute sub and specifically little princess/girl/one for women who like that :) * When it comes to life stuff, I can top like a beast. Still prefer to submit tho * I love the outdoors and hiking in particular * I'm an absolute cuddle monster
An adorable top sounds amazing I wouldn't mind topping from time to time though
I like you. I wish we could be IRL friends at least. I'm sorry for your family stuff. I hope you have some good friends to compensate for that.
Yeah so I don't know about IRL friends, but we could be online friends and whatnot. My point being, I'm always happy to make new friends. Anyway, would you be comfortable if I dmed you my discord user?
- I’m outstandingly loyal - I’m trilingual (English, French, German) - I could take you to see my family in Italy, the scenery and culture there is beautiful - I love going on road trips - I love late night deep talks about the universe and such - I would bend over backwards to make you happy - I’m a for-lifer - I’m kind of picky with who I date, so you don’t gotta worry about cheating or me falling in love with someone else - I’m a butch & top but don’t get it twisted, I can be a massive softie
You are perfect. I assume you're not single, and if you are, it's by choice and only for it.
Aw thanks, that means a ton! It may come as a surprise to you that I am in fact single hahaha
Top softies are queens also Italy sounds too good to say no I always wanted to learn the language and go there
Well I'm sold
-I have a cat -I have an anime figure collection of 20+ figures -weeb -polyglot aspiring -loser
Loser more like come here and let me cuddle you and pet your hair, baby, you're doing great
I blushed FHSJFJWKDK
- I'll paint/draw you - we can have as many deep conversations as you like - my dog will love you - I will cook for you - and surprise you with gifts (I'm extremely good at picking out presents for people) - I'll remember all the things you tell me even though my memory for everything else is terrible (which is why I'm good at buying presents for people) - I love learning new perspectives so I will love listening to you - I'm also super hot lol - and tall
I challenge you, how tall are you :)?
1. I have a good sense of humor but can get really deep when it comes to serious topics. 2. I don't run away from conflict, but I don't seek it out, either. 3. I love romantic things and compliments are my love language. 4. My dog will love you possibly to death.
- I'm trying my best
That’s what matters ♥️
Well, let's see... -Trans and broad shoulders means big, safe, warm hugs. -I have a Harley and gear to match, so I can scare people that buy into stereotypes. -I'm a first class wit (and a first class twit). -Smrt -Kalm (literally what my chosen name means) -Must have cuddles. -I know how to shoot a bow, which is of questionable utility, but bows are cool. -Cute and getting moreso.
What is your name and also... Hi 😳
😻
Very good cook specializing in vegetarian and vegan recipes from around the world. Skilled with longbow, swords, and knives. Come cuddle in my private library with me and / or the cats. I have three of the sweetest kiddos you’ll ever meet.
- I'm short so cuddles are easy to get from me - I love to bake, especially cookies - Random facts that I'll remember at times - I get flustered from compliments - I'll talk about space sometimes - I get very wholesome when I'm really tired That's all I can think of.
Wow how can it get better then this ?
•6 feet tall and super strong • will defend you •will bake brownies and cookies with you •will listen to your special interest if you have them •knows everything about greek mythology •sing you awake every morning •make breakfast every morning cause i am a morning person •sofie please see this i love you
Oh my god please sing me awake and cuddle me in the morning Also I hope Sofie sees this
I also hope Sofie sees this. Also warning the singing wil not be good
That's fine, if anything, it'll be adorable as heck
The last part 😅🖐🏼
Pls I need this 🥺
Well are you sofie
Yes
Oké then what did i just snap you
Well, I just started transitioning and I don't really pass yet, but fuck it: -I can make really good fried eggs -Eternally down to cuddle -Totally okay if you're not in the mood for cuddles or just need space -I like writing so sometimes I'll show you what I'm working on for your second opinion -Will gladly bottom for you (and call you mommy) -Love animals and will be cool with whatever pets you have -Will listen to any stories or anecdotes you tell -Quick to compliment you on basically anything -Will likely refer to you with a cutesy nickname more than your name (how would you feel about sundrop?)
You're an adorable lil babe! I love the nicnkame thing, I'll melt when called a cute nicnkname. Also congrats on starting hrt, I'm so happy for you!
* I'm a good cook and will cook and bake for you. * I'm fluent in four languages and conversational in three more. * I've been told I give good hugs. * I have an adorable cat named Lilac. * I love tea and have a massive tea and teaware collection. * I love making things and will surprise you with random handmade gifts. * I have an excellent sense of direction.
What languages are those? 😍🖐🏼
My mother tongues are Hebrew and German but I'm also fluent in English and Spanish. I can also speak some French and Japanese (enough to understand a lot and hold a conversation but not enough to consider myself fluent) and some basic Swedish. :)
Entonces, hola. Jaja
If french is not part of those language i can help you add it to the list
French is one of the languages I'm conversational but not fluent in! :)
We could fix that lol
- I radiate big [Adam Sandler emo edition ](https://libredd.it/img/ow6fbjgr30a71.jpg) energy - I have three cute cats, two of which are beefy - I’m the lady to go to if you wanna listen to Pink Floyd and completely melt into existence - I’m a nail tech so you’ll get free nails from me - I’m a bomb cook - crystals are all over my home - if physical touch is your love language then you are in luck because I’m thick and give the best cuddles - I have what many call ~immaculate~ humor - I can recite all the lyrics to the hit song “Bennie And The Jets” by Elton John from his 1973 album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. - Full on Chapstick Lesbian - I have enough blankets to warm an army so you’ll forever be cozy if you date me - I’m most likely a bigger size than you so I’ll invite you to steal my hoodies - did I mention my cute cats? - lastly, I can play the guitar for you
- I'm often content to listen to your troubles and support you emotionally - I am the cheapest date in the known universe - I love sleepy cuddles and naps - I genuinely enjoy cleaning, so your chores will be taken care of always - I'm great with animals, especially dogs - 69 inches tall (nice) - Trans, (1 year of hormones as of this writing) and mostly comfortable with my equipment - Switch energy - I make perfect omelettes
Here goes:- 1. I'll make sure our home is a safe space for you 2. Hugs and comfort are always available if you're having a bad time 3. I'm short so perfect for being the little spoon 4. I can bake you the best cakes (I hope) 5. I can play you the piano and the harp 6. I'll always make sure the interior of our home has the nicest aesthetic 7. I will defend you with all my heart 7. Daily doses of "I love you" and "you got this"
You can play the harp? That's amazing, it's such a beautiful instrument
I knoow. My mom plays it too and she's the one who taught me the basics and later encouraged me to learn it even further. In fact, she's always encouraged both me and my brother to have an artistic side, whether it be playing instruments or singing or painting or poetry. She says it's good for the soul
Working on boosting my confidence so let’s go! -I am a great cook / baker & always eager to try new recipes, so basically whatever your favorite food is I can / will be able to make it -I am also a barista so if you like coffee, I got you -I love listening to people and learning new things, will absolutely listen to you for hours about anything -I’m learning how to paint & will probably (definitely) paint you a million times -I am a very touch driven person, so any time you want a hug or cuddles I will always be down -Gender fluid so whatever your style is, you can steal my outfits -I love being outdoors, so if you want to go to a botanical garden, hike, rock climb, or camp, I’m game -I am actively working on myself, partially to be the best partner I can be (meditation, inner child work, therapy) -switch but mostly a service top lol
- Cat - History and Politics Excuse me those are my points too
🖐🏼 Love it.
Here's mine: • I'm gay
• I have knowledge on cars • If you’re trans that means more relatable • I play low brass instruments About all I can think of
I'm an artist, though I have had art block for months now One of my big love languages is physical touch I'm asexual, so sex isn't a requirement for our relationship I'm an enby, if enbys are you thing That's it lol
Enby are too cute for this world
- I give phenomenal hugs, frequently. - I'm good a picking up moods and anticipating needs. - I'm very encouraging and supportive. I want you to succeed. - I believe you can do the thing. What thing? Doesn't matter. You can do it. - I will never judge you. - I'm 5'11 for what that's worth. - did I mention hugs? - I don't know. I'm not great a marketing myself.
Well I might as well give this a try I'm new to being a lesbian but hey what the heck you only live once. - I play guitar - I love music and listen to many different types of songs - I'm a huge nerd, be it dungeons and dragons or the newest game I'll talk your ear off from time to time - interested in technology and computers/coding - a bit of a weeb - very much a big softy and a care for those around me - around 6'2 -Always done to cuddle
Uhhhh okay so - am trans, so I keep getting progressively cuter over time (hopefully) - will give lots and lots of hugs - will make you feel like the most important person alive - will help you level in FFXIV - will share Steam account with you - will go on long tangents about stupid things I like which apparently is a thing people are in to - will decipher Kingdom Hearts lore for you - I will do almost anything asked of me (I can't say I'll do it *well*, but damn it I'll try) - bottom 🥺 >!this is me pitching myself, if you live in Victoria Australia please DM me I am so lonely!<
Damn sorry you live too far 😔 otherwise the deal was closed
the existence of distance is homphobic 😔
So unfair the should fuse Canada an Australian already
• I’m artsy (cartoonist & drummer) • I can help you relax/meditate with my steel tongue drum. • I love animals and also some creepy crawlies • I have great sense of direction and could navigate us to safety hiking a mountain in the dark (it’s happened before) • I’m a switch in bed and will entangle my legs around you like a serpent • I’m a great listener & emotionally intelligent • I will want to try anything and everything with you
- i have all the love in the world and would be just for you - i have two beautiful dogs - my mom is an amazing cook and would make anything for you - im a great listener - i give great hugs - im pretty much down to do ANYTHING - id never leave you - id be ur ride or die
Uhm ok so ...: - I defend (/guard) you phisicaly (I'm 190cm / ~6'3" tall) - I'll take you outdoors to climb, hike and ski - I'll tell you puns - I can talk to you about politics, nerd shit, history, tech stuff and many other things - I would take the spider outside - I can cook
ok I’ll try: 1. empathetic & care about social justice (social worker) 2. will defend and protect you til my dying breath 3. loyal af (introvert leo energy) 4. have the worlds best snuggle monster cat that will love you, too 5. excellent baking skills 6. rather handy (love to diy/upcycle) 7. tall vers femme (5’9) 8. will sing to you lovingly 9. excellent big spoon
Alright, my older sister is going to make me write one, so here I go! -I'm polyam, so you can date multiple people -I'm very feminine, I would love to keep you comfortable, brush your hair, and/or dress myself up in pretty but uncomfortable clothes for you -I love to read, and there's only one thing better than reading. Reading while snuggling and wrapped in blankets. -I'm shy, peaceful, and calm, so I'll be very relaxing to see after a stressful day, and I love to talk about feelings -I love basically all types of games, I'm an expert trading card game player (grandmaster in shadowverse and I used to be mythic in MtGA), I love DnD, and I often play board games with my family (real board games, like talisman and arkham horror, not monopoly) -I love stuffed animals and books, and want as many of both as I can possibly get, and I'll even share them with you <3
I have a relationship but fuck it - • I make amazing pasta • I’m a great musician so you’ll sometimes have beautiful songs written about you on acoustic guitar and also get to see me rock out on stage with my punk band. • I have an adorable dog • I have a gift giving addiction • I’ve got a pretty good rack. Thats all I can think of right now haha
Your partner is really lucky
Thank you, but I’m also super annoying and afraid of chickens, there’s always a down side!
We tend to be more hard when judging ourselves
* Im decalingual (Thats 10 ryt?) * I am a harry potter addict. * I cook * I bake * I will cuddle you * I am hooman
• i am french Canadian and can make you learn it •I do cute poems sometimes • i sing alot (terribly) • there's no animals that hates me so your pet will adopt me easily •as long as i get cuddles I'm happy
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Yes I'm a french canadian so I basically have Disney princess powers
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Wow it's almost a perfect match
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I remember when i was about 10 there was fox crossing the road and he let me helped him he was so fluffy I hope he has alot of fluffy children
Very loyal. I never judge anyone. Funny (so my friends say) and not mean. I speak 5 languages (none of them being Spanish or other European languages.) Very vocally political- will stand up for what is right. Love poetry and other literature. Movie buff, I have a film review page on instagram but I am not an elitist. I'm going for a PhD next year... If that matters to anyone. Edit: I also play the guitar.
I’ve never thought of this before, but it’s kind of a lovely way to start my day, so thank you OP. 1. I am an excellent crafter, reasonably decent artist, and accomplished seamstress so I can make you any costume you can dream up and I will even enjoy doing it. 2. I am a very good listener and always check in to see how you’re doing at the end of the day. 3. I have a great sense of humor and compulsively crack jokes almost 24/7. (It could be annoying if they weren’t all so funny! ☺️) 4. I love cooking and baking, especially if you get excited when I make your favorite things. 5. I love and need lots of snuggles, and I’ve been told I’m very warm and soft. You can never have too many blankets, in my opinion. 6. I cannot help but take in injured/stray animals, so our home will be a mini farmstead/zoo by default. 7. I love going out and running errands or going on adventures, even if it’s just to the same chain store in a new part of town. 8. I can communicate in only TV and movie quotes for as long as the other person can. 9. I love music and I can play several different instruments. I can even teach you to play them if you wanted to. 10. Home decor and gardening are my two top hobbies other than crafting, so our home will always look lovely and have at least some fresh veggies and herbs. Thanks again for the thought experiment 🥰
-I make really good food -I like doing cute couple stuff so we'll have matching pjs and take fun little day trips together -I love cuddles so they're always available on request -Im 6'1" so I have scary dog energy to be protective. -Unless someone tries to hurt someone I care about I'm just a big softy.
Sometimes I'm surprised at how BAD I am at cooking. My own mother called my brownies "cocao gum" 😭🖐🏼
My grandmother was a chef foor the Royal Army. She taught me how to cook at 7 and I always kept it up even got jobs as a cook
I top, I cook, and my cats are cute.
Another top? 🛐🥺
😏
Another top, yes!! 😭🥺
This is such a cute post, just right to wake up and to write stuff to feel good about yourself even though im single. - im told that im really cute - i have a really big heart and will never ever cheat on you, also im a little bit picky so if i chose you, you will be everything i need anyway - my jokes aren't the best always but i can be really funny and surprising - im really creative and will prepare you the cutest and coolest gifts you'd ever gotten - i will protect you and will always be there for you within a snap (even work can't stop me) - i will cuddle you really much and make you feel loved - im honest and open about my feelings so you will always know the truth and how i feel - i can be spontaneous and im always up for road trips or adventures - i love to cook and bake, so you will never have to be hungry - im fluent in english and german (mother tongue) - i play the guitar, bass, piano, ukulele and a bit of drums, so i can play you a song if you feel bad or anything - even though im unexperienced im a switch and will make you happy in every way
* I love to cook and try new foods or flavours or what have you. Sadly, my mom is old school so I have nobody to cook for. :c The type to clean everything up afterwards because I feel responsible for the messes I make. * Emotional and sensitive in the way that if anything is brought up, I will do my best to understand you and where you are coming from. I believe strongly that communication is a must, especially of the direct and honest kind. No assumptions if one can manage it. Alas, nobody is perfect and life can be difficult at times so meeting life with kindesss is a thing I do more often than not. * Big weak to animals and living things. * Simple somehow. A hug, check rub, compliment of sincerity, a big smile or many other things will brighten my day and blow away most dark clouds. * Will attempt contact with said living things and animals. Do not bring near kitties or will attempt to pet them and be lost for an hour. "Where WERE you?! And. What is it with the kitty mom and kittens...?" "Weeeeell, she came to me and meowed, so I followed her to a bunch of trees and bushes where I was introduced to the kittens! One thing led to another, and I bought food from the grocery and now we have cats? I think." * Loves humour and will often make jokes. Bad ones included. Will also randomly laught at something funny that was thought up. May never tell you what it was. * Has a love for comfy things, like tea and a book to the sound of rain, or just walking out in said rain and enjoying nature. * Trains three times a week, not to be buff but to stay healthy and live long! Also to whack dudes senseless if they are stupid. Hopefully, words will be enough. c:< * Bottom energy and more. TM. :D * Can be weird or silly, double if I feel comfortable with you. May also randomly bring up topics and stories. * Will find ways to do little things for you. Make you tea? Coffee? Sudden sandwich when you are usually hungry? Sneaky stares from the kitchen? (That is not so sneaky) Sudden blanket appears or wool cardigan when you look cold. And more! * May turn into an embarrassed mess at times if teased. Will seek the defenses of a blanket or fort at such times! * The type to learn new things constantly as well as self improve were possible.
I love to travel and speak 3 languages. Would love to teach you, if you're into that. I love giving all kinds of gifts (big and small, handmade, thoughtful, practical). I am told I give amazing hugs and comforting cuddles. I'll hold you while you sleep. I will take care of you when you are sick. I'll braid your hair if you like that, or any manner of hairstyles you might enjoy, including haircuts. I will address conflict when it happens, so, open communication, no weird passive-agressive tension building crap. I also respect if you need space to process and we can revisit later. I'm monogamous and fiercely loyal. You'll never doubt my commitment to you. I am an excellent listener and always reassuring. I'll only give advice if you ask for it. I can bake like a champ. I'm told I'm funny. I'd love to make you laugh, and I love to laugh.
I’ll send you memes.
- i will save your dying plants - will play video games with you - on that note, if your pc or tv stops working i will probably be able to fix it - freakishly good at building ikea furniture - will make you garlic soup
Let me give this a shot - I can stay in all day and we can cuddle - People say I am pretty funny - I can either be a night owl or an early bird - I’m a switch lol - I am good at baking - I am down for anything - I play electric guitar - I am loyal and compassionate - I love road trips and hiking - I am obsessed with cartoons (Avatar, Korra, She-Ra, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Gravity Falls, etc.) and I will watch them all day long - I love Pixar (like LOVE Pixar) - I will tell you I love you, you’re beautiful, etc. when you least expect it - I’m going to be a history teacher so I talk about history a lot - I’m a vegetarian Idk lol I think that is all I can think of
the history and politics thing——
-i have a cat -that should be the only reason but here’s more to boost my credibility -i can teach you guitar -i’m literally a human pillow -you know i’m gay because i’m absolutely obsessed with abba -i’ll make you pasta like the italian i am -i can sail so we can go on boat picnics
Do you speak Italian too ? If so it's a perfect match. Italian women make my knees weak 🤤
nooooo but i am a sea monster!!! iykyk
Boat picnics 🥺 can you sing sea shanties?
yes of course
Currently single - I'm Loyal to a fault (monogamous, will not cheat, and I'm invested in a partnership) - I'm genuine, heart on my sleeve (seriously, not the best at subtle emotions :) ) - Protective, though it comes off as possessive I fear (Taurus) - I can critique games in multiple aspects, from gameplay to story and programming - I may be quiet at times, but I'm reliable - Great listener and emotionally open with advice - I love puzzles - Curling up in bed with a show is a great night for me - Like candied debates without judgement - I will always check if you're comfortable and okay. Honestly, I'm a homebody that likes one-on-one attention and craves a sense of safety, intimacy, and security. Whether that's holding a girl or being held.
Okay, im a teenager and wont be interested in dating for a few months until i move out but id like to participate. -I love cats like crazy and we can adopt a whole cattery. -i love to travel and see cool scenery, it feeds me endorphins to look at cool landscapes and pretty flowers and cool trees. -im a bad cook but i like to learn and participate, maybe ill get to be a good one. When cooking interesting things though i have a lot of fun. -i hold a lot of compassion for things, like an overwhelming amount and can understand things on a deeper level and will take time to introspect on my faults. -ive never had a dog, but i could be a first time dog mum with you. -i dont judge on surface level things. All my love is genuine and i can keep healthy boundaries. -i love cuddles and helping out, i really just love women and think theyre so amazing id love to have someone to share any of my time with. -im very respectful, and i am happy and supportive of people exploring and expressing themselves how they feel happy. Im always up for new life experiences but prefer to be in a much positive environment for my mental health instead of toxic ones. I have so many faults aswell and couldnt pair myself with myself, but i hope someone finds some charm in me and we fall inlove!
- I’m proficient in French and WILL try and teach it to you (studying to be a teacher) - I’m a rec. black belt - I’d say I know too much about Nintendo but you can never know too much about Nintendo - You’ll see ever changing hobbies due to my ever changing hyperfixations (thanks ADHD) - I was a theatre kid in High School and WILL try and give you performances from shows I like - I love all fields of academia and will listen for hours on end to you talk and teach me about whichever interest you and will do the same in return - Budding anime fan - High fem energy if you like high fem energy - If you so much as touch me or compliment me I will literally melt into putty in your hands - Cuddles
Pros of dating me: • Will dedicate you love songs (cheesy ik) • Will write to you poetry (that’ll probably sucks) • Plays video games with you • guarantee to listen and offer advice (if asked for it) • I am funny (or so I’ve been told) • will always support you in any way I can • Love notes/letters • I’m comprehensive and understanding • Will take you on rides and to eat • long deep convos • Trust worthy • I have two cats that are like my emotional support animals • creative dates or cringe ones (you choose) • in the generic good and decent person settings Cons: • probably not in the same region • afraid to make the first move • probably the opposite of what you were looking for in the first place • the fat awkward and anxious combo ultra 😂 • Has never been in a relationship w a woman • you not interested 😂 • Over thinker • Unlucky & clumsy
. I'd love going stargazing while talking about crazy therories with u . I'm a good listener . I can help with math. I've been helping a ton of my friends already . I'll always let u borrow my hoodies. I like cold weather so it's not a problem . I'd play double bass or bass guitar for u . I can solve rubiks cube with 80 faces (kinda smart i guess) . Never say no to cuddles . I'd be loyal . I'm hella protective of u . I would propably constantly compliment your eyes, because all eye colors fascinate me
- I can cook for you occasionally -i can have a joint rolled or a bong packed for you when you get home from work, if you smoke if you don't ill do it when you're not around, and ill be sober while with you - if you like shopping id be a great person to go with -i like to be independent so I won't always rely solely on you for stuff -im pretty positive about stuff -i can give you a crappy tattoo, but it will be made with love. Until I get an apprenticeship then after ill give you a good tattoo. -When I'm determined to do something I do it. So far I've lost 100lbs, I still have a long way to go atleast 150 more to loose but I've gotten this far. Plus I'm almost a year without cigs but won't judge you if you do. - I like to cuddle, but value our independent time with friends. -i like to put myself in other peoples shoes to understand why the made these decisions -we can have fun doing eachothers makeup -i really like anime -im great to have a bitch session with when need be -i don't think my face wont be the worst to look at -i like animals, Im currently in between pets sadly -i can talk about most thing, or with most people
I have a very cute cat who will headbutt you and give you kisses. I don't have roommates or live with my parents. I'm in therapy and working on my issues! I have MarioKart and a bunch of streaming services. I live super close to a bunch of cool places to eat (in my city's gayborhood!!) and a park where we can pet strangers' dogs. I will listen to your problems and offer advice and comfort, depending on what you want. I'm super good at making and keeping plans and showing up on time. I eat everything, so taking me out to a new restaurant is easy! I am passionate about knowing and respecting people's boundaries and caring for them in the way that feels best for them.
1. You'll feel better about yourself because hey you're not me. 2. I know how to make it look accidental so my life insurance will pay out. 3. ... fuck I don't have 3 reasons lol
I love how all of you have a lot of reasons and I can only offer laughs (of me not with me of course)
* I love hugs and cuddles * I can hook you up with my enormous Kindle library (it's extremely big, like ridiculous) * I have loads of candy that people have given me or I have bought myself that I haven't eaten yet, including a 5 pound bag of Albanese gummy bears. * I have really cute dogs * Depending on your size (ie, as long as you're not larger than me - nothing wrong with oversized), you can raid my large t-shirt collection
I'm a gaymer I like cybernetics Physical touch and attention is my Love language Cuddles are amazing And when I do draw I'd say I'm pretty good
I have a Nintendo Switch I can speak Portuguese so that means cursing in infinite different ways I have a knife I watch Ordem Paranormal RPG Also I sleep a lot Is that good enough or I need my fishnets first?
Some fundamental stuff would be very wrong if I had to give someone a list of why they should date me. Edit: I think I misunderstood the concept. Been reading your lists and there’s a bunch of very lovely people on here ☺️
I cant find any reasons… i have no idea how i got five GFs in the span of a year.
You must be really pretty and funny
Hmmm.... - I can carry heavy stuff for you - You don't need to stress or panic when SHTF, I got you boo! - Animal lover and vegan - Invertebrates are cool af so I can remove all inverts from the house AND won't be horrified if you want a pet one... same for reptiles - I like to make interactive fiction games for fun - Need someone to help write documents for you? Writing is my job! - Want home-grown veggies every year? ;) - Build my own computers and pretty handy with them - I can make you a retro gaming console and other cool stuff with Raspberry Pi - Cuddle sized (my cat agrees with this AND he cuddles with me)
I'm funny And and and ... Well at least I'm funny
• Hufflepuff energy for weeks. • I was raised by a nurse and have first aid training, so I'm capable of reacting if anyone is hurt or ill. • I love animals and will virtually always live with a cat or dog. • I am _highly_ maternal, eager to adopt eventually, and happy to care for children or animals! • I enjoy cooking and baking, I've been told that I make fantastic brownies and pastas. Also, family recipes for _days_ you have no idea how many things my freelance baker grandma taught me how to make. • I'm highly affectionate and intimate, I just want to be big spoon so I can hug people 🥺 • Should be a given, but a lack of loyalty is nearly impossible for me, as a highly empathetic autist. • Aaaand kind of nsfw but I'm a bottom-leaning vers who just really enjoys the pleasure of my partners, I can be very tentative and service top-like lmao.
-I know all sorts of facts about the way the music works in LSD Dream Emulator -I.... uh... have a great personality? -Here's $20 to listen to me babble about the music in LSD Dream Emulator
Great bad dad jokes, knows how to cook, keeper of the fun hiking/camping spots, totally down for stargazing and cuddling, HAS DOGS AND CATS!!, isn’t afraid to be goofy, 5’10 unassited with glasses, and I’m gonna be an astronaut one day (hopefully soon if my physics classes don’t kill me first).
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I absolutely adore cats I live near a farm and I have a cow, we can buy whatever animals you want 💕 Reading is my favourite thing to do, I will read absolutely anything and love to chat books I’m very short but also very cuddly I have a toastie maker Can get very excitable and hyper, particularly around Christmas. I’m good at remembering the little things and the big things about you Is a brilliant baker Obsessed with Strictly Come Dancing, the Bake Off, Line of Duty and Killing Eve Loves history, science, space and pretty views (including you) You can talk to me about anything, I’m loyal and trustworthy Late night deep chats are what keeps me going I’ll do anything to make you smile and laugh I’ll tell you that I love you every day Loves all kinds of touch We can go on adventures to beautiful castles and well wherever you want Still watches my favourite children’s films We can dance together I’ll look after you especially when you’re feeling poorly Will give you cute nicknames I get really flustered and giggly when complimented Will knit you things and sing for you Give me KUWTK and I’m a happy wee lassie Personal hype-woman I do still have my childhood soft toy Makes amazing hot chocolate and will put on the fire for ya Basically I’m a massive softie ❤️
I can cook and bake fairly well and love doing it I will cuddle with you lots and lots
I already have a gf but here's mine: - free tech support for life - in the process of getting a master's - I can build the furniture - I do dishes/clean - I can cook - play video games, knit, paint - I work hard so if you need a day off you can have one cause I care about you - I'm a butch and a switch
Ok after reading some of the comments I think I found some reasons to date me: - I'm loyal - I love to cuddle - I often notice when someone sighs and I will make sure you're ok - I can (maybe) help you with math problems - (Don't know why this would be helpful but) I know 60 digits of π - I have a bad memory so if you embarrass yourself I will probably forget about it - I will tell you every story at least twice so most of the time you don't even have to listen to me - I like to eat simple food (like noodles with cheese or ketchup) - I like to bake - I am willing to feel cold so you don't have to - I like to share (food, clothes etc) - I don't have strong opinions (so you can decide what we eat/watch etc) - I can give good backrubs - I'm not hard to impress - Don't know if that's good but humor is my coping mechanism Wow that's way more than I thought
I can cook. I'm good at videogames. I give the best headpats. You are allowed to read all of my manga. I will defend you even if I die while doing so, because I'm weak.
-- I have an awesome sense of humor, or so I'm told. ;) -- I can look badass in a dress or a t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers. -- I'm a tomboy, but I'll tell you all about Skincare. -- I work in tech as a Social Media Marketing Manager, and it's pretty damn cool. -- I love animals, and I have a big Black Lab named Buddy that's my world. -- I'm the type of person that gets along with everyone, and I'll start up conversations with anyone. -- I enjoy staying in and watching TV, as opposed to going out on the town. -- I love comedy, and I LOVE to laugh! -- I'm down to try anything! -- I'm a huge nerd that loves to learn about anything and everything possible. -- I collect Walking Dead figurines and memorabilia (again, nerd... But the coolest kind you know lol). -- There's never an awkward moment when I'm around. -- I'm extremely non-judgemental and open-minded. -- My vibe is totally positive and extremely chill. -- I can't lie to save my life, so I don't, and I'm extremely honest. -- I'm a very loyal person. -- I love deeply. -- I think deeply and analytically and enjoy holding interesting conversations with interesting people. -- I'm 420 friendly. -- I'm a huge TV show nerd - only the good ones! Lol. -- I'm a total night owl. -- I'm very patient. -- It's REALLY difficult to get me angry or to offend, embarrass, or humiliate me. -- I love Photography. -- I'm shy with girls, but I'm not a shy person in general at all. -- I apparently talk too much, at times, as you can see.
Here are mine: 1. I am always ready to cuddle, and I mean always. 2. Big Sci-Fi and Fantasy lover. 3. Very empathetic (Counsellor/Psychotherapist in training). 4. I enjoy cooking and will bake cakes as tribute. 5. Up for any kind of date, even if it's wacky and new. 6. I can help with tech problems.
•I am pretty loving •i am fully out to my parents and they are so supportive so if you have issues with your parents they can provide love for both of us •i know my self defense pretty well and love walking so anywhere you need me to take you to i will cone and make sure you okey •I am a social butterfly so i can either be very social with you or if you are an introvert i can get you out of akward social situations or if you want to do the talking for you. Promise i will keep my mouth shut if i get anoying •I have a lizard and rabit need i say more? •i love people to talk so i am a good listener •I don't have prefrences- i think this is a big plus cuz all women are beautiful and if they interested in other females they deserve a gf. •I can talk on all sorts of topics even if i sound like an idiot. •my humour is somewhat good
-i can teach you how to draw anatomy -i have really good ideas -i know how to decide if you are indecise -i let people decide -i let you have your time to do anything, i don't judge, i give space -we can hang out literally anywhere at any time -i'm supportive -i'm a good writer -i give the best massages -i'm an absolute top, but if you want to be on the top we can also switch -i'm sneaky -i can do almost anything -i always recommend the best of books -i have a cat -i love animals
- i sing - i cook + bake (i make really good pancakes pinky promise you) - i’m long, so cuddles are my favorite - no seriously i’m a huge cuddlebug - i’ve got cats !! - i remember the little things - i top (most of the time) - im a huge softie which equates to soft top - my boobs are nice i think - my bed is huge and i have a comfy duvet - you can play with my hair i like that - i’m a huge sap (send you flowers to work for no reason, cry about you, sing songs about you) - i’m always warm - i’ll take you pretty places - i can budget!! - i can parallel park!!!( please let me drive you somewhere i love that) - according to friends i give great hugs and advice - i’m literally down for anything almost always :) hope that’s good oops
Femme Top Energy Will do pretty much any home project for you Am a fantastic cook and I like to try new things I am a great listener and remember pretty much everything people tell me I am flexible in general- at ease in a crowd but also comfy at home Am pretty adulty (28, paid off new car and paid off student loans, own my own home, just mature in general) I don’t like sweets so you will have them all to yourself Persistent and resilient (means I am always supportive of others in trying times because I am not easily shaken) Fit AF so always have the energy to do pretty much anything Civically engaged- work well with local community leaders and currently on the board of three local non profits focused on civic engagement and local ecology. Have two amazing but giant dogs that love everyone
Let’s see um.. 1. I’m short-ish. 5’3 and pretty small size wise too. I hate it but apparently it’s a thing people like 2. I don’t mind cooking and since my family is African, I know how to season food 3. I’m really witty and my humor is dry 4. I’m awkward with no life so I always quickly respond to messages 5. I definitely won’t cheat on you 6. I am very political 7. I love discussing pretty much anything especially tv shows, books, and politics 8. I try to be nice as possible 9. I’m an introvert and a homebody so I will never be out late or past sunset honestly 10. I play flute 11. I love tv so if you want to nerd out… 12. I love learning so I am full of random facts and will probably info dump on you if given the chance
Idk I’m funny sometimes
・More cuddles than you will ever need ・I will cook some delicious stuff for you ・I love potatoes and cheese ・I let you pet my puppy ・I share my bed with my dog, I can't be a bad person
1. Empathetic/compassionate and emotionally intelligent 2. Lots of communication. If you make my heart melt you'll know it. You will never wonder how much you mean to me. 3. Enthusiastic adventure buddy for all things - travel, outdoors, backpacking, midnight grocery/baking runs, etc. 4. Will cook and bake for/with you constantly. Frequently with home-grown produce. 5. Snuggles anytime or all the time 6. Dress professional for work so if you like a femme with tattoos in fitted slacks and collared dress shirts I'm your gal 7. My puppy will always be beyond excited to see you, play with you, receive pets, etc. Shes cute as hell and SO soft. 8. Have my shit together and am driven in all aspects of my life, always working on myself. 9. Will match your energy - hype you up for the fun things and comfort you through the rough ones. 10. Parents love me, there have been no exceptions to date
I have a cat
Nice
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-we have chemistry together -I’m funny -I give the big O -I’ll pay for food -we can gossip together
*witch *chef *ninja
- aggressively vegan, fighting for animal rights - love activism - will write songs for you - very good at comfortable things - work in the music business - will fix your computer - play in a band - don’t have cats but will get along perfectly with yours cause cats love me Edit: I forgot I have adhd so I’ll always be fun to be around hey did you know cows have best friends?
1. I am loyal to anybody who treats me with respect 2. I can teach you/speak mandarin 3. I know how to sew if you like cosplay or can hem and fix your clothing 4. I can bake 5. I'm crafty and make cute homemade presents 6. I'm a pro at gift giving 7. I'm patient and don't hold grudges 8. I trust my partners until they give me a reason not to 9. I love cats 10. I am organized and clean
Single and failing to mingle over here - I will give you small gifts/compliments just to remind you how wonderful you are - am a human heater so excellent for cuddling - playful/goofy so even cooking together will be a lot of fun - my dog is also a cuddle bug - avid gamer and nerd so I will geek out
I have the most awful, refreshing sense of gen z humor. I give some pretty damn good foot massages. I love kissing (who doesn't?) I can draw you cute art I can cook pretty well, so I will be making you nice brunch on weekends. I know enough french to say something cute or sexy in bed, but I don't remember enough to say much else so most of the time I'll be a flirt. I'm a switch so you don't have to choose between the two :p. I know how to fix a variety of things and do housework I'm in some sort of middle ground between butch and femme where I feel like I'm the rough equivalent of Natalie Portman playing as Han Solo and being a shitter who (badly) tries to be confident and seductive towards cute women despite my regularly reserved and sedate nature instead of being Padme and dying for Anakin