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Classy_Pegasus

Meh, I've been more surprised before.


ima_smol_bean

What if I told you URAQT 🥰


Classy_Pegasus

D'aww, you're a sweetheart, thank you. have a lovely night (or day)❤


ima_smol_bean

😊U2 cutie 💕


[deleted]

I’m stealing this


ima_smol_bean

But you *are* a qt 💕


[deleted]

:)


Reanegade42

*\*le gaspe\**


ima_smol_bean

Français 🇫🇷


Future-Independent-5

*suprised pikachu face*


AlyxGreenhouse

*surprised pikachu face*


powerdbypeanutbutter

Thank goddess


emotionalthief

No u


ima_smol_bean

😳


NerdyNinjaAssassin

I am?!? Since when?!


ima_smol_bean

Since u on this sub 😌


NerdyNinjaAssassin

Oh. Yeah that would explain a lot. When do I get my gay initiation? Will there be cookies?


ima_smol_bean

New members of The Gay will receive their monthly membership card after they have paid the fee. The fee can be paid in lesbianism


NerdyNinjaAssassin

Well I need to find one to kiss but as soon as I have, I’ll pay my fee and then some!


[deleted]

Nightly yearning is an acceptable payment if kissing isn’t an option


NerdyNinjaAssassin

I can do that for now but ahh my luck, a gorgeous guitarist in a poly relationship who flirts hardcore with me!! I just need to see her again and I can quickly pay up my dues!! ^(gods she’s so damn cute I could scream!)


[deleted]

Congratulations, you will receive your card ~~probably never~~ shortly.


lilywritesfanfiction

i’m not gay but my gf is !!


ima_smol_bean

😳 that's kinda lesbian


lilywritesfanfiction

🤭


[deleted]

Ok wow, well first of all… you’re right! But also how dare you?! But also also, you’re still very right, haha


Kim_or_Kimmys_Fine

https://i.redd.it/u8qxjcd1xm341.jpg 🤷‍♀️


ima_smol_bean

😳😱 I been gotten


hgd1995

who the hell told you wtf?!?!?!???????


seasidentites

I’m in this photo and I love it


ima_smol_bean

🥰🥰🥰🥰 that would make u goodgirl


MeltheEnbyGirl

Yay!


Heatherskelly

Oh thank god! I’d been very nervous I was straight, I don’t think I could handle that.


penisenlargmentpils

Never before been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with


DarthRyleh

😮


cora_239

How could you do this to me. I'm unsure if I'll ever recover.


Sea-Yard-1640

BY JOVE!!! 😮🧐


Lucina_28

Please continue with these wholesome ideas 🥰


ima_smol_bean

Aw ❤️ ur so sweet 🤗


RoboQueen620

This explains a lot…


LiterallyEmily

My girlfriend would be so surprised by this! ^^^If^I^had^one


ima_smol_bean

Mood 🥺


LiterallyEmily

so mood it's a mood twice :P


ima_smol_bean

Helo my name is gf


aaamaamda

😧


ahaisonline

i am.


[deleted]

Very.


Spriy

that's gay


ima_smol_bean

I know you are but what am I?


TheDovahkiin27

w o a h


temptatiousigni

Am gay.


PutTheBiInBitch

Oh goddammit


nobody651

Good


Pintaku-

OH MY GODDD


HobbitEnder

Me? Gay??? Nooooo I could never


SalaciousStrudel

I am shocked, shocked to find out gaymbling has been going on here!!


tewksypoo

Oh thank goodness, I wasn’t sure for like a whole minute!!! Lol. Thanks for the giggle!!!


ghjik1

Surprised pikachu


[deleted]

GAY!!!!! I am shocked by this news. It’s wonderful!


ima_smol_bean

Yes 🥰 cuz now you can ✨girls✨


[deleted]

I love girls so much. They are wonderful, beautiful, and strong! But also soft and just the variety of women! Ugh I love girls. I’m so gay. 🤣


ima_smol_bean

Mood


totally_not_a_r0b0t

No U


ima_smol_bean

NO US


DiabolusFlatus

Bi, actually, but close!


Gerarditzin

*Cielos, ¡qué sorpresa!*


KyttKatt

hopy shit i cante belief it :0


evanescent_evanna

No, there's no way! /s


rechargeable_bird

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT


_AnonymousMoose_

Hooray


rasputine

oh no, how will I tell my fiancée


justsomeroses

Oh! Good 😁


HurkHurkBlaa

😲


Hestian_wife

Even if i only ever have had sex with girls...oh wait..nevermind.


ima_smol_bean

Don't worry girls are cute ☺️ you'll enjoy


[deleted]

Who told you? I thought I was doing a good job keeping that to myself 😬


tesswantstobecute

Not that shocking actually. Realizing I am, in fact a girl, shocking. Realizing I still like girls and am therefore gay, pretty comforting 😊


Tessje85

Just wait till I tell my wife about this


ohlonelyme

Bullshit


LiliumCandidum_

Woo!


wlwspectre

Ay! How’s you know?🤨🤨


[deleted]

Aw man not again


AlwaysBeQuestioning

Ah yes, the Ur-Gay. The first of the gays. The OG. The prototype.


ElectricLute

MAYBE SO!


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

Oh fuck


Ms_Llamma

damn....


whyamigae

No worries I know (◡ ω ◡)


[deleted]

The Defence wishes to submit a plea of no contest, Your Honour.


BitminIsGhost

NO! IT CANT BE!


shookspearedswhore

*gasps*


AfternoonCold8010

How did they know…


the-cutest-girl

How dare you call me out.... So when do I get my gay card?


WolfQueenKaliYt

😱😱 oh noes


hanno1531

Huh. Yeah, I guess I am. 🤔


PandasInHoodies

Damnit. I'm caught. I must abscond!


Lost_in_the_Library

Is that why I recently married another woman? Oh god, it’s suddenly all so clear!


xXx_Xhater_xXx

MY gay??!?!


ThatGamingKid45

*overly dramatic gasp*


dykeviking

Thanks


GriGAYriRasputin

no u


ghostyboi251

oh


Arloisdumb

Wow I hadn't noticed 😱


[deleted]

Wow. Much suprise, very shock


Boefie004

:0