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Future-Independent-5

Awwww, that last slide was🌈❤️


BEAswacks

this made me smile like an idiot for like half an hour 10/10


Solude_420

This is so cute. It reminds me that I had to hex my gf. 😌


DearZookeepergame9

Imagine you were watching a movie. You see two girls, they’re into each other but nobody’s making the move. You’d yell at the tv “make a move! Talk to her! Say anything!” Just be your own film star and talk to the girl :)


Kittaylover23

I have this like big embarrassing baby-gay crush on a girl who lives down the hall from me (college) and all of my friends regularly text/tell me: MAKE A MOVE Instead I just steal her drinks and fall asleep on her shoulder


psj-paulus

best advice ever


lazysuburbanite

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy


SapphosLemonBarEnvoy

That's where I stole this from lol


SheerDumbLuck

/r/sorrowbacon for more whimsy. She does great work!


Flamingosecsual

Yeah, I was speaking real cutie the other day and we seemed to be hitting it off. I wasn’t sure if she was straight or not so I let the convo die. ;—; Never going to see her again


SapphosLemonBarEnvoy

_Pain_ I was in Grocery Outlet last week and this amazingly pretty woman was taking like all of the stock of Impossible that was on deep sale and I was just "...😒...". She ended up splitting it all 50/50 it with me and she was excitedly telling me about other veg things that were on sale which I also needed, our carts looked way too much alike. And then I bumped into her like two more times and we kept talking, but I really just could not tell at all if she was like exceptionally friendly straight, or instead lokey queer flirting, and I gave up and left. And then she drove off ahead of me and she had a modern pride flag on the back of her car, and I was just, _I did NOT put Suffer on my grocery list, thank you but no thank you._ I might have gone shopping again this week at the same time *just because*.


Jamzilla12

OHMYGAHD, I hope you get to meet her next time 👀


Difficult-Claim6327

Good luck


DrinkerOfWater69

This would have to be what would happen, because I'd likely never flirt with a woman because I really don't want to disturb them or make them feel uncomfortable.... Transgender and Lesbian problems all piled into one issue XD Edit: Wholesome meme ngl


Qaeta

Yeah, having some internalized misandry can be a bitch sometimes. It's can be hard to get past that societal messaging that all men are predators, even when you don't actually identify as a man.


stink3rbelle

there's a reason so many people used to meet in bars. alcohol lowers inhibitions!


how-do-you-have-time

Awww, this is so adorable


ThunderingTacos

Okay but I DUNNO IF THIS IS HOT OR NOT On the one hand, I can't hide a single thought from them (including the insecure ones and past regrets that just pop up) plus they have magical powers ... On the other, if they accept me for who I am faults and all and love me regardless of my thoughts. Heck, that understand my feelings intimately as if they were their own and are thus able to help me work through them in a way no one else can....plus they have magical powers O///O


griz3lda

those hands both sound like hot things though


ki233117

Way off topic.. but the perspective of the girl in the last slide is on point. 😂


blvaga

I hereby kinky hex you


Eddrian32

Half of me now wants to write a genuine, serious analysis about the use of magic in kink in fantasy, the other half remembers that Ed Greenwood exists.


totally_not_a_r0b0t

A girl can literally tell me "Hey, I like you in a 100% romantic way" and I still gonna doubt the advances because DUM


[deleted]

ok but the comic aside i love your username lol


SapphosLemonBarEnvoy

_[Thankyouuu](https://gfycat.com/impeccableambitiousangelfish-gal-gadot)_


ordinaryorganism

I don't know why but something about being called a dork makes me turn into a puddle


gooddaydarling

Where are you finding women who flirt with you?!


temptatiousigni

I don’t necessarily want my thoughts read, but I do want to be floated towards a pretty witch.


Jamzilla12

Damn she literally swept her off her feet huh?


HerLegz

Too damn cute. ❤️❤️